Massage Parlor Reports

**Prof30** · 11-02-21 17:57

Thought I posted this a few weeks ago, but maybe I didn't hit the right buttons. Trying again.

Needed some relief a few weeks ago so I moseyed over to Centreville. And had a pair of really weird, uncool experiences.

First, I dropped into Fuji and was met by a very talkative, loud, older Asian woman. Looked to have Bell's Palsy, which ain't good in this line of work. She takes me back to one room, I get ready for my massage, and she comes back and gives me the weirdest massage I've ever had. Yeah, bad, but just weird in a hard to describe way. Slapping my back and legs like it was sexy? Odd. She tells me to flip after about ten minutes, asks what I want, and at that point. It's not much. I ask for L1, and she gets to work, still talking the whole time, and it's just not happening for me. I'm really turned off by the whole experience.

So I say thanks, but that's enough. She continues rambling on, about how there's a free bed to sleep on if I get drunk at the nearby clubs, about how next time she'll bring out a younger lady, on and on. I leave my tip and leave. Weird.

Still unrelieved, I head next door to Osaka where I am greeted by a slightly younger (mid 30's-40's) women who is cuter. Okay, hopefully this is a better sign! Turns out not so much. She asks what I want right up front. L1 is all. But I ask about the massage, and she says "okay, but only a little. ".

Well, she wasn't lying. I get a couple minutes of light rubbing, then get turned over. She gets the job done, but again. Weird. She cleans me up and steps out, leaving the door open. When was great as I was getting my shoes on as another guy walks down the hall (here's to hoping you had a more sane and enjoyable time if you're on the board here).

I'm in and out of Osaka in less than ten minutes. Again, super weird.

First time to one of these since the pandemic began and. Yeah, guess it's having a toll on everyone.

**QueNine** · 11-02-21 14:27

Originally Posted by LeaveIt [View Original Post]

Yes it is.

Lmao, that does not answer his question.

**LeaveIt** · 11-01-21 23:07

Originally Posted by HotStoneStl [View Original Post]

Hello Regular Member. Would that be Relax Place, Let's Relax, or Relaxing Spa. There used to be Foot Relax in South County but it closed.

Yes it is.

**HotStoneStl** · 11-01-21 22:09

Originally Posted by LeaveIt [View Original Post]

Anyone else tried relax if so what was your experience please PM thanks.

Hello Regular Member. Would that be Relax Place, Let's Relax, or Relaxing Spa. There used to be Foot Relax in South County but it closed.

**LeaveIt** · 11-01-21 17:30

Originally Posted by FunAndGamessss [View Original Post]

I am new to the area and I had asked for a reliable AA in the area, I was pointed in Destinys direction. From reading through her reviews on her it seems to be good. If she's not your body type move along, I've wasted time reading through reviews who she didn't fit because they weren't into her. Nothing about her service or what she provides, that doesn't help those of us who like that and are into that. So I will say she was 100 percent into it, extremely accommodating and gave an amazing BBBJ. I went all in for the whole thing and was surprised with the tight kitty. If you aren't into her then I'm sure it would be hard for her to be into you. I went with an open mind and was very pleased! Again if she's not your body type WE GET IT. I just felt an honest review on those looking her was needed. She is for sure worth ever penny I paid and more. If you're looking for a smaller AA BBW she's it. She's about 5'1 180 lbs with an amazing rack.

I agree with fun games she offers a great location and is there with big smile and makes sure you have smile when you leave!

She is thick but has great rack and nice big booty and can take a pounding with a smile!

She offers flexible scheduling prompt to respond one of the better AA around, go enjoy I'm do for another visit.

Leaveit I'll take it.

**LeaveIt** · 11-01-21 17:25

Originally Posted by FunAndGamessss [View Original Post]

I am new to the area and I had asked for a reliable AA in the area, I was pointed in Destinys direction. From reading through her reviews on her it seems to be good. If she's not your body type move along, I've wasted time reading through reviews who she didn't fit because they weren't into her. Nothing about her service or what she provides, that doesn't help those of us who like that and are into that. So I will say she was 100 percent into it, extremely accommodating and gave an amazing BBBJ. I went all in for the whole thing and was surprised with the tight kitty. If you aren't into her then I'm sure it would be hard for her to be into you. I went with an open mind and was very pleased! Again if she's not your body type WE GET IT. I just felt an honest review on those looking her was needed. She is for sure worth ever penny I paid and more. If you're looking for a smaller AA BBW she's it. She's about 5'1 180 lbs with an amazing rack.

I agree with fun games she offers a great location and is there with big smile and makes sure you have smile when you leave!

She is thick but has great rack and nice big booty and can take a pounding with a smile!

She offers flexible scheduling prompt to respond one of the better AA around, go enjoy I'm do for another visit.

Leaveit I'll take it.

**LeaveIt** · 11-01-21 14:40

Anyone else tried relax if so what was your experience please PM thanks.

**FunAndGamessss** · 11-01-21 12:14

I am new to the area and I had asked for a reliable AA in the area, I was pointed in Destinys direction. From reading through her reviews on her it seems to be good. If she's not your body type move along, I've wasted time reading through reviews who she didn't fit because they weren't into her. Nothing about her service or what she provides, that doesn't help those of us who like that and are into that. So I will say she was 100 percent into it, extremely accommodating and gave an amazing BBBJ. I went all in for the whole thing and was surprised with the tight kitty. If you aren't into her then I'm sure it would be hard for her to be into you. I went with an open mind and was very pleased! Again if she's not your body type WE GET IT. I just felt an honest review on those looking her was needed. She is for sure worth ever penny I paid and more. If you're looking for a smaller AA BBW she's it. She's about 5'1 180 lbs with an amazing rack.

**Smhoehne** · 11-01-21 08:47

Originally Posted by KevinKsc90 [View Original Post]

Anyone been to Asian moon recently in crystal city? Experiences?

I was there last year and got Betty, who is a little thick with good English. Totally legit massage.

Though I did see a post a few months ago were there was more to be had evidently.

**KevinKsc90** · 10-31-21 15:29

Anyone been to Asian moon recently in crystal city? Experiences?

**Sparky Smith** · 10-31-21 09:12

Originally Posted by Politics [View Original Post]

Good morning friends. Not sure how many of you visit the place on Bayless. I went back again this week and for the first. Time left without feeling happy.

That was Sparky's recent experience there too. He thought maybe it was a fluke, but apparently not. Sparky would only go back there if he was looking for just a relaxing back massage with no extras.

**Politics** · 10-30-21 13:06

Good morning friends. Not sure how many of you visit the place on Bayless. I went back again this week and for the first. Time left without feeling happy.

**NobodyIsMyName** · 10-29-21 11:50

Originally Posted by RegisJ1 [View Original Post]

I've received a few PMs inquiring about my experiences with the MH groups, so I'll summarize here.

There seems to be 2 groups: the Extended Stay / hotel

group and the apartment group. I do NOT recommend the former. Less fun in every way. And, then the apartment group, they seem to rotate the girls every month or so. They are generally young-ish (under 45) and attractive (obviously NOT the girls in the posts) and service is very good. Upcharge for BBBJ is usually reasonable. Current girl is Helen. Very pretty Asian MILF who seems genuinely into it.

Don't ask me for the post or digits. They gave me a private number a while ago, so I don't look at the posts anymore. I do know that Emma is with the hotel group and not worth the $$. Hopefully that narrows the field.

Well said and I agree.

I haven't seen the new girl yet but I'm somewhat friendly with their boss for the past couple years and she always let's me know when new is here.

They may not always be available but they won't double triple book you.

**Hidden120** · 10-29-21 11:37

Hands down the best massage I've ever received, including professional MTs that work in chiropractor offices. What a gem.

**ScottMarley** · 10-29-21 10:12

I was wondering if there are any MPs or providers who offer a milking table option? I've been wanting to experience that for a while now and missed a few opportunities with some touring providers that offered that service. I'm just trying to see if there's anyone local that I may have missed in my searches. I appreciate any info.