Massage Parlor Reports

[SixGen]

Nurse Kelly.

I know, it's another review of Kelly haha. What can I say? She's my atf. For those who haven't seen Kelly, she is a young Chinese spinner with nice C bolt on. She has a thin slender body type and a pretty face. I've been seeing Kelly for 3 years now and we talk outside of her work and even go on dates so she's very comfortable around me. YMMV.

So Halloween is coming soon and I asked if she had a costume. She didn't have one so I told I'll bring one for her to wear. I ordered a sexy see thru nurse outfit and brought it with me today. She was surprised and acted shy at the same time since she never done this before. I asked if she can wear it during our session and she kept telling me I should wear first and as funny as it would've been, I refuse to entertain her. Maybe she has some cross dressing fetish? Kelly finally agrees to put it on and she looked sexy as hell! She knew it and called Sophia, another cute girl she was working with, to show her new look. They couldn't stop talking and laughing about it for awhile.

I was sitting on the chair and ask her to do a little fashion show run walk. She walked to the door, came back and did a twirl then I pulled her to sit on my lap. I asked her to give me a lap dance and she said she didn't know how, which I thought was bs. So she tried by grinding on my lap which made jr very hard. She notice it and started undressing me.

Wiped me down with a wet nap and started a CBJ. It was a fantasy came true for me to do this with a nurse haha. She went pretty deep and kepther eyes on me the whole time. I was losing it after 5 minutes so stopped her and bent her over the bed for standing doggy. I loved watch myself banging against her cute little butt. Then we switched to cg and she put the nurses head band on me while riding it. She thought it was funny and couldn't stop laughing to I thrusted my hips upward and she couldn't help but moan and laugh at the same time haha.

Next we switched to standing mish but before that she suggested that I look in the mirror so I did and man I looked so stupid with that thing on LOL. I took it off and put it back on her then continue to fuck. She was still giggling so I went faster and she was all moaning and started to tense up. She begged me to please make her cum so I continued with fast pace until she arched her back up and with heavy voice I'm cumming!

At this point I got a stomach cramp, I guess I'm out of shape, so slow down the pace a little and went to sucking on her nips. She knew I was exhausted and offer to finish with HJ but I declined. So got on the bed on top oh her holding her close to me and started a slow gyrating deep penetration. Her legs were crossed around me and she squeezed my shoulders. I feel myself starting to climax so went real hard and deep. Her head was coming off the bed so I cradle it close to mines. She whispers in my ear cum for me and I made one final thrust that ended with an explosion of contraction. I stayed on her for a minute and rolled over.

She cleaned me and offered a shower so off we went. The bathroom light was broken but there was a candle lit that gave dim lighting. I joked and ask her if she was trying to romantic with me which she played along and said yes. After showering got dressed talked a bit and handed her the tip which was more than normal since she entertained me with the nurse outfit. She offered me water, we hugged and said goodbyes. Before I leave she always tells me to drive safely and take care which makes me feel like she truly care for me. Overall it was a fun and hot session.

Guys, she still might have the outfit tomorrow if you want her to wear it. Make sure to tip accordingly and have fun.

Hr. 6.

Tip $$.

[Mr Plumber]

Girls in "the business" and / or cam girls often "squirt" urine. A real squirter, in my experience, has less volume and absolutely no urine smell. I have been with two types. One produces a white creamy liquid and the second type a clear liquid. Usually accompanied by an orgasm with strong contractions.

With 45 years of hetero sexual encounters behind me, as Nice Guy 99 states, I've met creamers and soakers. Never any pissers. Also nestled in this thread's wisdom is the stigma. It's all good to we males as we like fun messes. Not so much for many females. It requires a fair amount of 'letting go' to get comfortable to even allow an orgasm, much less the nice wet mess that often accompanies it. Besides, the girl usually ends up sleeping in the wet spot (you bastards =-)).

So all the 'porn squirters' and their brothel cohorts, they piss a giant stream because it looks good on camera. Or on your dick if they have a full bladder and you're pounding the snot out of them with your pecker.

[Rocco D]

Girls in "the business" and / or cam girls often "squirt" urine. A real squirter, in my experience, has less volume and absolutely no urine smell. I have been with two types. One produces a white creamy liquid and the second type a clear liquid. Usually accompanied by an orgasm with strong contractions.

I would say I've been with 10 or 12 women who squirt, and its been identical each time. Squirting liquid consists of both urine and other bodily fluids. Some women will cream up and discharge when excited but that is entirely different, not a squirting affair, just slowly escapes out of them like the lava.

[Mr Plumber]

Great review brother. Never been there before sounds like fun. Is there other Pleasers there? PM's welcomed!!

The two new faces (new to me anyway) were Lily and Lisa. Yes, another 'Lisa' but is she as torrid and tawdry as her other namesakes around LA and OC? Go let your Slammer explore and let us know! I will say both Lily and Lisa were considerably younger appearing than Amy, which means even if they are in their 50's they are much younger than Amy.

[Nice Guy 99]

I for some reason have been with quite a few squirters. Yes, ther is a urine odor, why? Because its partly urine. And no woman would piss during sex to give the illusion of squirting, that is super unlikely. In my experience, its somewhat involuntary and many are embarrassed and try to stop it because there's a stigma.

Girls in "the business" and / or cam girls often "squirt" urine. A real squirter, in my experience, has less volume and absolutely no urine smell. I have been with two types. One produces a white creamy liquid and the second type a clear liquid. Usually accompanied by an orgasm with strong contractions.

[Slammer6008]

It's been a year since I've been to Happy Massage Santa Ana. Last time was with Amy and it was an uninspired event Neither one of us was into it at that momet. Not sure why; tired, burned out, whatever. But fast forward to last Monday and it's a different story.

I walked in, saw some new faces and there among them, was Amy. She lept up, smiled and gave me a hug. The other girls were all smiles, too, but this time with Amy was getting off to a good vibe. Decision made. And enjoyed.

For any who've been to Happy, you know Amy. Four feet eight inches tall on a warm day. Ninety pounds soaking wet. Amazingly soft and smooth skin for a woman born during the Eisenhower administration. I'm convinced she sleeps in a giant vat of Oil-of-Olay. Her face. Well. Her face. Commonly referred to as a 'Butter Face'. And you wouldn't be wrong for thinking it. Then again, my facial appearance falls somewhere between Tony Danza and Shrek and she puts up with me nicely enough. So I always reciprocate.

Forget about last year. Things ramp up quickly like two horny high-schoolers. Kinda nice being first in the door as she's fresh, smells nice and presents all her tight orifices at will. After the initial make-out and mutual groping session, she obliges my request to lavish my nut sack and schwanz with luscious BLS and BBBJ. She doesn't suck as hard as I like but hey. Just like 'bad pizza'. It's still pizza and by default, pretty good.

Again. Horny teenagers at work and in sync. She anticipates well and moves her body into position with very little guidance. Mish, doggie, scissor legs, back to doggie. Finally some rapid pubic bone to pubic bone thumping and her pussy just absorbs every thrust.

I feel a nut welling inside and her Radar O'Reilly anticipation skills kick-in and she slides out from under me to the floor, mouth a-gape and waiting. A few manual strokes and some excellent aim, even without a reticule, and her tonsils are splashed with sufficient man-juice to blow a few bubbles. Seminal vesicles drained to flatness as she continues to suck after my nut was fully expressed.

Damn this feels good and what FUN!

So look past Amy's butter face, check your own look in the mirror and be glad she's so willing to accommodate and give you pleasure. I sure was! Standard for this place 40/ Hr and 80 for the well-aged Amy with the super soft skin. And tight box. As in even guys like me, hung like a Tse Tse fly, will bottom out in her well coiffed pussy. AAAAHHHHHHHHH (giant sigh of relief).

Great review brother. Never been there before sounds like fun. Is there other Pleasers there? PM's welcomed!!

[Rocco D]

Sunnywell has always been a go to. Not the best looking talent, but. Reliable. Anaheim has better locations.

As far as squirting, it probably was piss.

In civvy life, I've been fortunate enough to know a gal that would do that, smelled nothing like piss. At least with her.

The Granny probably just pissed on you to give you the illusion of a squirter & thus likely to return.

But, I could be wrong.

I for some reason have been with quite a few squirters. Yes, ther is a urine odor, why? Because its partly urine. And no woman would piss during sex to give the illusion of squirting, that is super unlikely. In my experience, its somewhat involuntary and many are embarrassed and try to stop it because there's a stigma.

[Hornilius69]

I decided to check out the Dentist place in SA. The place has a secluded parking lot.

There are two Chinese girls working but visited by many mongers.

I had to wait in my car for an hour because the girls are busy working.

When it is my turn, I paid the 40 to the house and $ damage to the girl.

This place is more likely FS only; I got a quick rub on my back and told me to flip over right away.

My girl kind of looks like Emily at 6 Star. She only works two days a week.

I might come back again and try out other girls there.

[Mr Plumber]

It's been a year since I've been to Happy Massage Santa Ana. Last time was with Amy and it was an uninspired event Neither one of us was into it at that momet. Not sure why; tired, burned out, whatever. But fast forward to last Monday and it's a different story.

I walked in, saw some new faces and there among them, was Amy. She lept up, smiled and gave me a hug. The other girls were all smiles, too, but this time with Amy was getting off to a good vibe. Decision made. And enjoyed.

For any who've been to Happy, you know Amy. Four feet eight inches tall on a warm day. Ninety pounds soaking wet. Amazingly soft and smooth skin for a woman born during the Eisenhower administration. I'm convinced she sleeps in a giant vat of Oil-of-Olay. Her face. Well. Her face. Commonly referred to as a 'Butter Face'. And you wouldn't be wrong for thinking it. Then again, my facial appearance falls somewhere between Tony Danza and Shrek and she puts up with me nicely enough. So I always reciprocate.

Forget about last year. Things ramp up quickly like two horny high-schoolers. Kinda nice being first in the door as she's fresh, smells nice and presents all her tight orifices at will. After the initial make-out and mutual groping session, she obliges my request to lavish my nut sack and schwanz with luscious BLS and BBBJ. She doesn't suck as hard as I like but hey. Just like 'bad pizza'. It's still pizza and by default, pretty good.

Again. Horny teenagers at work and in sync. She anticipates well and moves her body into position with very little guidance. Mish, doggie, scissor legs, back to doggie. Finally some rapid pubic bone to pubic bone thumping and her pussy just absorbs every thrust.

I feel a nut welling inside and her Radar O'Reilly anticipation skills kick-in and she slides out from under me to the floor, mouth a-gape and waiting. A few manual strokes and some excellent aim, even without a reticule, and her tonsils are splashed with sufficient man-juice to blow a few bubbles. Seminal vesicles drained to flatness as she continues to suck after my nut was fully expressed.

Damn this feels good and what FUN!

So look past Amy's butter face, check your own look in the mirror and be glad she's so willing to accommodate and give you pleasure. I sure was! Standard for this place 40/ Hr and 80 for the well-aged Amy with the super soft skin. And tight box. As in even guys like me, hung like a Tse Tse fly, will bottom out in her well coiffed pussy. AAAAHHHHHHHHH (giant sigh of relief).

[SixGen]

Luna Viet spinner.

This place is on the 2nd floor of a plaza and entrance is on the side. There's a banner that you can see from the street.

MMS took me to room 2 and I undressed, laid down with no towel. Luna came in and greeted me. She had a slim body and a pretty face but a pond closer look I can age is creeping up on her so I'm guessing she's around 30-35. She had on a tiny black dress with no bra and undies. She puts a small towel over my ass and started a weak oil massage. We made small talks and she can hold a conversation. After 5 minutes she got on top and used her knees to put pressure on my ass and lower back which felt great. I made no attempted to touch her but her legs were grazing on my hands. Then she got off and start the sensual light touching around my ass and legs.

I asked to turn over and she quickly replied of course. I grabbed her nice tiny round ass and she asked what I wanted. Told her nude HJ and offer 60 but she said you only get to see top and nude is 100 so I agreed on 60. She pulled down her top to reveal a perfectly shaped implants with eraser nips. I grabbed her boobs and play with her nips while she grab jr until he was up. She used lotion for lube which was scented and started jack hammering. She does some fake moaning sound as I grabbed her ass and tried to move my hands in front towards her kitty but she took my hand back up to place on her boobs. I was taking longer than usual but she was a trooper and used different techniques to help me finish. There was ball playing, nipple pinching, switching hands and even using both hands. After about 15 mins of hammering I finally exploded and she kept going until I was completely drained. I liked that she didn't complained. She had to use the towel to block my shots but some got on my chest. She mentioned I had a sting explosion. Cleaned me up with hot towel and got me water and I handed her the tip.

Overall she got the job done and was a looker but I felt no connection. I'll recommend for those that only want a quick service by a hot Asian chick.

She does FS so I'll be back since she's a hot Asian spinner.

She works Fri-Sunday 11 am-7 pm.

[Slammer6008]

Went to see Cindy today specifically for the back door. However I was denied bc she said I was too big. Not only that, I was denied the V due to the same reason. I've been told by many providers that I was well endowed. But first time I was denied FS. But she did offer HE for. 5 where I got FIV and FIA. Next time I'll the the V she says. We'll see.

Yeah I have that problem also. I'll measure mine tonight to tell you.

[JhMonger]

My Happy Feet is the lowest hourly fee you'll see at a jack shack. Cindy is an accommodating lady -50 gets her keyster if your so inclined.

Went to see Cindy today specifically for the back door. However I was denied bc she said I was too big. Not only that, I was denied the V due to the same reason. I've been told by many providers that I was well endowed. But first time I was denied FS. But she did offer HE for. 5 where I got FIV and FIA. Next time I'll the the V she says. We'll see.

[Meshugga]

Did nuru price went up again? Used to be $220 including tip and house 1 hr. Now they asking for $240. Wth.

I've never done a 1 hr nuru so can't comment on that, except to say 30 minutes should be less than 180, and even that is a hike compared to pre-covid. The places on El Toro will be under 180, unless you're doing more than just nuru.

Where are you going that it's 220?

[DeeNewGuy]

Stepped into EJ Massage today but wasn't interested in the girl who greeted me. She asked if I wanted to see another girl and I said yes she popped her head out and I passed. Drove down Tustin and stopped by Levender. Girl who greeted me was decent looking, was wearing a white skirt and a revealing top. Her tits looked nice so asked for 30 minutes. Gave her two Jackson's in the room and told me I was handsome and to get undressed. She leaves for a few minutes and walks back in. As previously reported there's a small tv with 4 different camera monitors. You can see the girls room and there was another girl. She was covered up so couldn't really get a good look at her but My girl was touching up and fixing her hair. Can see the parking lot and street view. She walks in and starts with a light massage on my back and shoulder. She tells me her name is Koko. She used a little oil but massage was pretty weak. She then started massaging my legs not much teasing but she did get on the table and sat on my leg as she massaged my ass she was wearing a skirt so it felt nice and warm. She walked on my back that felt good. On flip she puts oil on my chest and works her way down. She's massaging around jr and asks what if I want HJ or BJ. I asked how much for BJ and she said a Benji. I countered with 4 Jackson's and she said 100 with a smile. She had my cock in her hand but I didn't budge. I smiled back and said 80. Once again she said 100, then 90. I knew I won then and she agreed to the 80. She walks out to get a jimmy and puts it on with her mouth. I lift up her dress to fill up on her little booty, I then work my way up and fill on her tits, she pulls her top down and wow! She had some nice beautiful full C Cups. Those tits were nice. Thinking about it now I wish I would have titty fucked her LOL. I'm looking at her sucking on my dick and grabbing her tits and I explode! She cleans me up real nice and walks me out grabs my ass on the way out and gives me a hug. I enjoyed her time and service so will be back for sure.

[Taws6]

Went to Sunnywell

I've always had a fantasy about being with a squirter but it wasn't what I expected. Kinda smelled like piss so I guess I'm not really into that.

$50 to house and $100 to provider. Says she works Tue, Wed, Fri.

Sunnywell has always been a go to. Not the best looking talent, but. Reliable. Anaheim has better locations.

As far as squirting, it probably was piss.

In civvy life, I've been fortunate enough to know a gal that would do that, smelled nothing like piss. At least with her.

The Granny probably just pissed on you to give you the illusion of a squirter & thus likely to return.

But, I could be wrong.