Massage Parlor Reports

[ReadyForRub]

Don McLean identified "The Day the Music Died". Can anyone point to the Day the Hobby Died?

[SpaGuy21]

The last thing I want to do is start a squabble here...Unless I've read here wrong someone mentioned RM as a source for bad reporting.

I agree, no need to squabble. And this exactly is what it comes down to, bad reporting.

The girl, who was reviewed 3 times on RM as being in her 20's, who is actually in her early 40's.
More and more girls are leaving the city for the suburbs. It's less overall work but it's safer and more pleasant. Between busts, gun violence, the homeless, and a range of other factors, working in Chicago isn't as appealing anymore. She says she appreciates the suburban clientele more even if she isn't as busy.

Perfect example of bad reporting. Also, I have noticed this trend of talent moving out of the city. My hobbying and searches have moved well outside the city limits. Haven't been on Chicago Ave in quite some time, for example.

[ApplePiePussy]

Enough already. There are no more young babes to bang. Well, guess what. Between gun culture crazies shooting up AMPs in Atlanta and a pandemic, guess what: There's a labor shortage. My honey down in Matteson literally disappeared after that Atlanta event. And she was no granny. There she was trying to hold that place down in the pandemic, literally by heself, but then disappeared from the map after Atlanta. So everyone knows things aren't the same. Tired of reading it. Go on a real date. The girls are out there for anyone with game (which I often question perusing this forum over the decades).

It's actually an interesting topic. Jokes and frustrations aside, we as Chicago mongers have to come to terms with the fact that we aren't a desirable destination for young talent right now. We were as recently as 4 or 5 years ago. I remember the two parlors in Tinley Park which were run by a young Chinese guy. This guy was rotating late teens early 20's girls for a solid 18 months before they busted him. It was one beautiful girl after another. The other major cities have young talent, so it's not necessarily a global talent shortage. Hell, NYC is getting a steady supply of young Japanese talent, many of whom are former or active JAV stars. It's unreal what I'm seeing on twitter and reading in reviews.

Earlier this week, I had a massage out in the western suburbs. The girl, who was reviewed 3 times on RM as being in her 20's, who is actually in her early 40's, was telling me about the changing scene in the city. More and more girls are leaving the city for the suburbs. It's less overall work but it's safer and more pleasant. Between busts, gun violence, the homeless, and a range of other factors, working in Chicago isn't as appealing anymore. She says she appreciates the suburban clientele more even if she isn't as busy. The Koreans have known this for years which is why all of their parlors are in the burbs. But now the Chinese are taking the note.

[Amplitude]

Well, guess what. You're reading a Chicago Massage Parlor forum, so it's bound to be discussed. And the whole topic was started based on the fact that some guys don't know how to tell age or just plainly misinform others with their inaccurate reviews. The labor shortage was already pointed out in one of my previous posts. We (mostly) all are aware of the current talent available. I think the point of emphasis was more accurate reviews would be appreciated. And finally, most of the mongers on here already have a significant other. The parlor's are a little "escape" without the time and hassle of a side hustle.

The last thing I want to do is start a squabble here. I go back to the original WSG and then deactivated my username for years. But it's always been a source of accurate information and still is. Unless I've read here wrong someone mentioned RM as a source for bad reporting. But that's what it is. Misleading pictures and ads with "reviews" quite clearly posted by the promoters themselves. So this isn't news. I think we can agree that this is where you go for the straight poop. Peace, guys.

[Mfarfu Tom]

Lotus Spa. Don't let people get you down. There is nothing wrong with asking questions.

Thanks for replying. Sorry I missed the link.

[Mfarfu Tom]

So lets make this simple. Click on the link provided. Google search the phone number. BINGO! Now you have the name and address of the spa.

That was so hard to do.

PP.

I missed link. Sorry things aren’t going so well for you.

[SpaGuy21]

Well, guess what.

Well, guess what. You're reading a Chicago Massage Parlor forum, so it's bound to be discussed. And the whole topic was started based on the fact that some guys don't know how to tell age or just plainly misinform others with their inaccurate reviews. The labor shortage was already pointed out in one of my previous posts. We (mostly) all are aware of the current talent available. I think the point of emphasis was more accurate reviews would be appreciated. And finally, most of the mongers on here already have a significant other. The parlor's are a little "escape" without the time and hassle of a side hustle.

[Amplitude]

Enough already. There are no more young babes to bang. Well, guess what. Between gun culture crazies shooting up AMPs in Atlanta and a pandemic, guess what: There's a labor shortage. My honey down in Matteson literally disappeared after that Atlanta event. And she was no granny. There she was trying to hold that place down in the pandemic, literally by heself, but then disappeared from the map after Atlanta. So everyone knows things aren't the same. Tired of reading it. Go on a real date. The girls are out there for anyone with game (which I often question perusing this forum over the decades).

[Clint22]

What is the name of this place?

Lotus Spa. Don't let people get you down. There is nothing wrong with asking questions.

[ApplePiePussy]

Was looking for a good place on the North side. Had been here before and was not impressed. BUT the ad said new girls so I thought I'd try and see. The ad should have said old girls. Went in the back and was greeted by a very mature woman. Asked if she someone else was working. She called out her partner who just as mature. I left without trying the service. Good news is there is parking in the back if you like them old.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/236673

We are the granny capital of the US market. Once women like Judy realize there is nearly unlimited demand for her 63 year old snatch, she informs all her fellow pensioners and they descend upon us with promises of arthritic handies and fixadent blowies.

[PussyPoker]

What is the name of this place?

So lets make this simple. Click on the link provided. Google search the phone number. BINGO! Now you have the name and address of the spa.

That was so hard to do.

PP.

[Mfarfu Tom]

Was looking for a good place on the North side. Had been here before and was not impressed. BUT the ad said new girls so I thought I'd try and see. The ad should have said old girls. Went in the back and was greeted by a very mature woman. Asked if she someone else was working. She called out her partner who just as mature. I left without trying the service. Good news is there is parking in the back if you like them old.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/236673

What is the name of this place?

[Red6666]

Was looking for a good place on the North side. Had been here before and was not impressed. BUT the ad said new girls so I thought I'd try and see. The ad should have said old girls. Went in the back and was greeted by a very mature woman. Asked if she someone else was working. She called out her partner who just as mature. I left without trying the service. Good news is there is parking in the back if you like them old.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/236673

[Moejoo]

I am always skeptical of the reviews on RM, particularly when it comes to age, looks, cup size, all of it basically. What I typically will do is look at the reviewer's past reviews and look for any MTs I may have also visited with. If you have a visit in common then you have a good gauge on the reliability of that particular reviewer. If there is no MT review in common, maybe cross reference with a different reviewer who is more reliable. It's a tedious process but you save yourself a drive or disappointment in the long run. And, as always, you can only rely on your own standards.

Side note: Whether it's RM or here, I prefer and wish there was more of a number scale (out of 10), rating system. For example, someone can rate a MT "average" in build / body type. But what does that mean? A 4/10 to 6/10 would constitute average but I would more likely gamble on someone's perceived "6" rather than a "4". Rating rant over, good luck all!

Giving an estimated height, weight and dress size might work better. I have seen guys post pictures of what consider 8's that I would run from. We all have our own types.

[GMan25]

I am always skeptical of the reviews on RM, particularly when it comes to age, looks, cup size, all of it basically. What I typically will do is look at the reviewer's past reviews and look for any MTs I may have also visited with. If you have a visit in common then you have a good gauge on the reliability of that particular reviewer. If there is no MT review in common, maybe cross reference with a different reviewer who is more reliable. It's a tedious process but you save yourself a drive or disappointment in the long run. And, as always, you can only rely on your own standards.

Side note: Whether it's RM or here, I prefer and wish there was more of a number scale (out of 10), rating system. For example, someone can rate a MT "average" in build / body type. But what does that mean? A 4/10 to 6/10 would constitute average but I would more likely gamble on someone's perceived "6" rather than a "4". Rating rant over, good luck all!

Even if there was a specific rating system and people were honest, and no fake reviews or shills posted, it still won't matter. Everyone has a different opinion. I have read posts about how hot someone was and when I opened the ad, I almost threw up at how ugly the provider was. Some will say great body, but they are fat as hell etc. Like everyone else, you just have to sift the best you can and try to make an educated guess.