Massage Parlor Reports

[SammiJoon]

Place is dirty, they do not change the coverings after you leave. At the end, she picked up the towel from the floor and ran it under the warm water in the room to clean the oil. I refused the clean up. The girl that I saw had a big belly and very poor bed side manner. Very mechanical seemed to be high, jack hammer. 100 for topless HJ. Also, they do not open the door right away and sidewalk is busy. The provider name was d-na. Don't waste your time and money.

[SammiJoon]

Haven't been as active in the hobby because I haven't really seen any place I'd be interested in visiting. But I had some time today and went and paid a visit to grand, which I haven't been to in over a year. I did the half hour and the woman I got wasn't worth it to me asking for a name. It was a lame rub and average Asian in her 40's probably with not much to grab onto. Overall no sign of more than a HJ, barely allowed roaming and jackhammer ending. I saw some of the other talent when I arrived and more when I left. The best looking one out of all of them was Mamasan Lisa. So I won't be repeating anytime soon.

Grand is full of GPS providers with bellow average service. Coco was the best one there but she left. Mia and Kelly are decent looking, but it is going to cost you arm and a leg for anything beyond HJ. Stay away from Amy.

[Casper27]

Haven't been as active in the hobby because I haven't really seen any place I'd be interested in visiting. But I had some time today and went and paid a visit to grand, which I haven't been to in over a year. I did the half hour and the woman I got wasn't worth it to me asking for a name. It was a lame rub and average Asian in her 40's probably with not much to grab onto. Overall no sign of more than a HJ, barely allowed roaming and jackhammer ending. I saw some of the other talent when I arrived and more when I left. The best looking one out of all of them was Mamasan Lisa. So I won't be repeating anytime soon.

[Mr LoudMonger]

I have been several times with no results. Good massage though. Has anyone had any luck there?

I have been just once- cute girl that I felt like I hit it off with. No happiness however. And a $70 door fee.

[OrdLover]

A lot of discussions focus on AMPs. Is there any RMP in Chicagoland?

CLM seems to be the only place mentioned. Specifically, I am more interested in L1 with roaming.

Any recommendation?

This forum should be all mp but it turn out to be most Asians. We have a European mp and also a Latino mp forums. So look into those sections.

[OrdLover]

Two new places pop up. Might be same owner since both stores are the same name.

Anybody? As for me. I'm a part timer now. So funds are limited for me. No more random toftt. Also saw that Tao spa on Lawrence closed down and now is called Moonlight Spa. Anybody tried it yet.

Also Sister Lavender on Chicago closed down. So did all the girls there went to T Pro spa?

We need more new and recent reports. Especially from the lurkers. After the last report on Judy in OD Wellness. She told me, she was slammed with new clients yet there was no new reports here. Too many takers not enough givers.

[ArtMann1711]

Sorry, I'm generally confused. The prior reports state that Zara the Great is not GFE at all. Basically $420 for no kissing, no daty, CBJ and cfs. Are you sure you actually saw someone?

Now that you question it I really don't know. Are any of us real or are we just living in the matrix? LOL.

I don't know what to say besides YMMV man. But my experience was as I said. I came out of my normal lurking state just to say what an amazing time I had and that the value was there for me. Nothing else. Moods change, girls change, menus change. Good luck out there!

[Trucks15]

I have been several times with no results. Good massage though. Has anyone had any luck there?

[Misonite]

A lot of discussions focus on AMPs. Is there any RMP in Chicagoland?

CLM seems to be the only place mentioned. Specifically, I am more interested in L1 with roaming.

Any recommendation?

[GWheaton]

Not made up. Most of it was not really intended to be a review as much as it was a response to previous conversation about cost / value and specifically girls like Zara.

Damage was normal CLM fare. Door fee plus tips. 100/200 CBJ / FS GFE.

Sorry, I'm generally confused. The prior reports state that Zara the Great is not GFE at all. Basically $420 for no kissing, no daty, CBJ and cfs. Are you sure you actually saw someone?

[ArtMann1711]

Hi,

Did she pull on your weiner aka HJ? Will she put her tongue up a b*tthole aka rim job?

Thanks in Advance!

I went the FS route. Lots of teasing and spitting / licking in the foreplay tease. Idk for the rimmer I didn't ask.

[JimiiJones]

Went here once before and got good massage with no extras and was really disappointed. Today was working in area with a little cash on me and decided to look at rub maps and see what was close by. Searched online and in here wasn't much to go on so decided to pull the trigger not realizing was same place as before. Called this time ahead instead of walking in was told come on in "honey" . When I pulled up saw was same place as before and said wth might as well get a good massage no expectations. Walked in was greeted by may and saw another in back really young Asian who was gorgeous. Gave her the. 45 was told. 50 for 30 minutes. Went in and stripped down hoping the young was was going to come In and was may instead older but not old and pretty. Had leggings on and as soon as she came in room she put towel back on me and covered most my back with it. So at this point was expecting nothing. Halfway through towel came off and she oiled up her hands and started wandering between legs and all over. On the flip she negotiations started I asked for it all and was hard no she wanted to do he I asked for CBJ another hard no. Agreed on otc roaming and he for. 60 asked for top less and was told for .80.

Now the fun begins while rubbing her topples and otc below she starts getting into it and I sneak my hands beneath her pants and feel how wet she it and she's really Into it by now. I pull her closer and start DATY and pull her on top of me hoping for 69. She kept stroking while I DATY and she's really into it by now pushing it back at me and when I couldn't hold back I unloaded all over her clothes and hair. She kept saying how strong of a man I was and how she got to change now. Tipped her 100 stead of agreed 80 and will come back with hopes of menu opening up further.

[DMichaels69]

What are the ladies stats, older or younger, nice body? What was the cost?

I was in Chinatown and decided to go to Beijing on 30th street to try a 4 hand massage. I had Aida 69 me while Linda sat by my legs and took turns giving me head. They had to switch using saran wrap but it did its purpose. I stood up and came on both their tits.

[Fit312]

I drew ivy I see her reviewed a lot on er but not paying member

I chatted her up outside the shop on my way to T-Pro when she was taking a smoke break and thought that she was pretty cute with a nice petite body, if a little older. The reviews on RM suggest HJ only, so I never bothered going to see her. Your report on Mandy makes sense since while there are no FS reviews there are comments about blow jobs and guys cumming on her tits.

[Devlin]

For one you are 100% accurate we are a like minded group here and I feel "ones mans trash is another mans treasure" doesn't even scratch the surface for varying tastes and moods etc. Not every day is a Zara day but.

Then there's Zara. I went to her after reading your review because that is what I was looking for. I've been around a while but typically lurk and ask questions. But she is (for me) the best experience I've ever had. Absolutely 10/10 gorgeous, the sweetest conversation I've had with anyone ever. And that's coming from having paid double on trip once looking for something like this from that class of girls that aren't reviewed here.

We seemed to mesh right of the get go and when it came time for the magic I either actually made her cum or she's so good at what she does either way I don't care. There was passion, intimacy, kinky eroticism I have not experienced since the high school days discovering yourself with your high school girlfriend. It felt like she was having just as good of a time as me! It felt like nothing I have experienced in years of this thing we call a hobby.

There are days I just need a release. I'd say everything else may as well be my hand. Because I have not felt this truly satisfied in a long time.

All that said YMMV. But she's amazing and undervalued at that price IMHO. If that's what you are after anyway. Good luck all.

Hi,

Did she pull on your weiner aka HJ? Will she put her tongue up a b*tthole aka rim job?

Thanks in Advance!