Massage Parlor Reports

**Misonite** · 10-20-21 13:53

A lot of discussions focus on AMPs. Is there any RMP in Chicagoland?

CLM seems to be the only place mentioned. Specifically, I am more interested in L1 with roaming.

Any recommendation?

**GWheaton** · 10-20-21 13:35

Originally Posted by ArtMann1711 [View Original Post]

Not made up. Most of it was not really intended to be a review as much as it was a response to previous conversation about cost / value and specifically girls like Zara.

Damage was normal CLM fare. Door fee plus tips. 100/200 CBJ / FS GFE.

Sorry, I'm generally confused. The prior reports state that Zara the Great is not GFE at all. Basically $420 for no kissing, no daty, CBJ and cfs. Are you sure you actually saw someone?

**ArtMann1711** · 10-20-21 12:34

Originally Posted by Devlin [View Original Post]

Hi,

Did she pull on your weiner aka HJ? Will she put her tongue up a b*tthole aka rim job?

Thanks in Advance!

I went the FS route. Lots of teasing and spitting / licking in the foreplay tease. Idk for the rimmer I didn't ask.

**JimiiJones** · 10-20-21 12:25

Went here once before and got good massage with no extras and was really disappointed. Today was working in area with a little cash on me and decided to look at rub maps and see what was close by. Searched online and in here wasn't much to go on so decided to pull the trigger not realizing was same place as before. Called this time ahead instead of walking in was told come on in "honey" . When I pulled up saw was same place as before and said wth might as well get a good massage no expectations. Walked in was greeted by may and saw another in back really young Asian who was gorgeous. Gave her the. 45 was told. 50 for 30 minutes. Went in and stripped down hoping the young was was going to come In and was may instead older but not old and pretty. Had leggings on and as soon as she came in room she put towel back on me and covered most my back with it. So at this point was expecting nothing. Halfway through towel came off and she oiled up her hands and started wandering between legs and all over. On the flip she negotiations started I asked for it all and was hard no she wanted to do he I asked for CBJ another hard no. Agreed on otc roaming and he for. 60 asked for top less and was told for .80.

Now the fun begins while rubbing her topples and otc below she starts getting into it and I sneak my hands beneath her pants and feel how wet she it and she's really Into it by now. I pull her closer and start DATY and pull her on top of me hoping for 69. She kept stroking while I DATY and she's really into it by now pushing it back at me and when I couldn't hold back I unloaded all over her clothes and hair. She kept saying how strong of a man I was and how she got to change now. Tipped her 100 stead of agreed 80 and will come back with hopes of menu opening up further.

**DMichaels69** · 10-20-21 10:23

What are the ladies stats, older or younger, nice body? What was the cost?

Originally Posted by Dragonplayer72 [View Original Post]

I was in Chinatown and decided to go to Beijing on 30th street to try a 4 hand massage. I had Aida 69 me while Linda sat by my legs and took turns giving me head. They had to switch using saran wrap but it did its purpose. I stood up and came on both their tits.

**Fit312** · 10-20-21 06:21

Originally Posted by JimiiJones [View Original Post]

I drew ivy I see her reviewed a lot on er but not paying member

I chatted her up outside the shop on my way to T-Pro when she was taking a smoke break and thought that she was pretty cute with a nice petite body, if a little older. The reviews on RM suggest HJ only, so I never bothered going to see her. Your report on Mandy makes sense since while there are no FS reviews there are comments about blow jobs and guys cumming on her tits.

**Devlin** · 10-19-21 23:21

Originally Posted by ArtMann1711 [View Original Post]

For one you are 100% accurate we are a like minded group here and I feel "ones mans trash is another mans treasure" doesn't even scratch the surface for varying tastes and moods etc. Not every day is a Zara day but.

Then there's Zara. I went to her after reading your review because that is what I was looking for. I've been around a while but typically lurk and ask questions. But she is (for me) the best experience I've ever had. Absolutely 10/10 gorgeous, the sweetest conversation I've had with anyone ever. And that's coming from having paid double on trip once looking for something like this from that class of girls that aren't reviewed here.

We seemed to mesh right of the get go and when it came time for the magic I either actually made her cum or she's so good at what she does either way I don't care. There was passion, intimacy, kinky eroticism I have not experienced since the high school days discovering yourself with your high school girlfriend. It felt like she was having just as good of a time as me! It felt like nothing I have experienced in years of this thing we call a hobby.

There are days I just need a release. I'd say everything else may as well be my hand. Because I have not felt this truly satisfied in a long time.

All that said YMMV. But she's amazing and undervalued at that price IMHO. If that's what you are after anyway. Good luck all.

Hi,

Did she pull on your weiner aka HJ? Will she put her tongue up a b*tthole aka rim job?

Thanks in Advance!

**ArtMann1711** · 10-19-21 22:55

Originally Posted by GWheaton [View Original Post]

LMAO. It's like you wrote all those words and didn't really say a damn thing. What were the services provided? What was the cost? This sounds completely made up.

Not made up. Most of it was not really intended to be a review as much as it was a response to previous conversation about cost / value and specifically girls like Zara.

Damage was normal CLM fare. Door fee plus tips. 100/200 CBJ / FS GFE.

**GWheaton** · 10-19-21 22:09

Originally Posted by ArtMann1711 [View Original Post]

For one you are 100% accurate we are a like minded group here and I feel "ones mans trash is another mans treasure" doesn't even scratch the surface for varying tastes and moods etc. Not every day is a Zara day but.

Then there's Zara. I went to her after reading your review because that is what I was looking for. I've been around a while but typically lurk and ask questions. But she is (for me) the best experience I've ever had. Absolutely 10/10 gorgeous, the sweetest conversation I've had with anyone ever. And that's coming from having paid double on trip once looking for something like this from that class of girls that aren't reviewed here.

We seemed to mesh right of the get go and when it came time for the magic I either actually made her cum or she's so good at what she does either way I don't care. There was passion, intimacy, kinky eroticism I have not experienced since the high school days discovering yourself with your high school girlfriend. It felt like she was having just as good of a time as me! It felt like nothing I have experienced in years of this thing we call a hobby.

There are days I just need a release. I'd say everything else may as well be my hand. Because I have not felt this truly satisfied in a long time.

All that said YMMV. But she's amazing and undervalued at that price IMHO. If that's what you are after anyway. Good luck all.

LMAO. It's like you wrote all those words and didn't really say a damn thing. What were the services provided? What was the cost? This sounds completely made up.

**Jinurso** · 10-19-21 20:01

Originally Posted by ArtMann1711 [View Original Post]

For one you are 100% accurate we are a like minded group here and I feel "ones mans trash is another mans treasure" doesn't even scratch the surface for varying tastes and moods etc. Not every day is a Zara day but.

Then there's Zara. I went to her after reading your review because that is what I was looking for. I've been around a while but typically lurk and ask questions. But she is (for me) the best experience I've ever had. Absolutely 10/10 gorgeous, the sweetest conversation I've had with anyone ever. And that's coming from having paid double on trip once looking for something like this from that class of girls that aren't reviewed here.

Hell of a first review. We need more of this!

**DragonPlayer72** · 10-19-21 18:02

I was in Chinatown and decided to go to Beijing on 30th street to try a 4 hand massage. I had Aida 69 me while Linda sat by my legs and took turns giving me head. They had to switch using saran wrap but it did its purpose. I stood up and came on both their tits.

**ArtMann1711** · 10-19-21 15:40

Originally Posted by Gene2 [View Original Post]

I'm under the impression this forum was for men to share their experiences. Which I did. Including details. What I'm unsure of. Isn't that what I'm supposed to do? Yet, it appears that the respondent has decided to deride my financial choices. I'm unaware of this being a purpose for this forum. Please advise if I've missed the point.

In the interim. I'm sure you can find sex for less money. But I feel this was a great time and value. I know if I am hungry, a bologna sandwich will fill me up and cost $4. But if I want a ribeye steak cooked just right and I pay $100, am I a tool? I don't think so. Bologna sandwiches may be fine but I'll save my Benjamins for a good steak. Same thing with women. I prefer quality. Don't deride my decisions. Thank you in advance for showing a modicum of respect for a post that was informative.

Just my opinion.

G2.

For one you are 100% accurate we are a like minded group here and I feel "ones mans trash is another mans treasure" doesn't even scratch the surface for varying tastes and moods etc. Not every day is a Zara day but.

Then there's Zara. I went to her after reading your review because that is what I was looking for. I've been around a while but typically lurk and ask questions. But she is (for me) the best experience I've ever had. Absolutely 10/10 gorgeous, the sweetest conversation I've had with anyone ever. And that's coming from having paid double on trip once looking for something like this from that class of girls that aren't reviewed here.

We seemed to mesh right of the get go and when it came time for the magic I either actually made her cum or she's so good at what she does either way I don't care. There was passion, intimacy, kinky eroticism I have not experienced since the high school days discovering yourself with your high school girlfriend. It felt like she was having just as good of a time as me! It felt like nothing I have experienced in years of this thing we call a hobby.

There are days I just need a release. I'd say everything else may as well be my hand. Because I have not felt this truly satisfied in a long time.

All that said YMMV. But she's amazing and undervalued at that price IMHO. If that's what you are after anyway. Good luck all.

**Devlin** · 10-19-21 14:53

Twenty years ago, Ivy worked at the since closed TLC88.

How is this relevant?

Twenty years ago, my family had a puppy who was glad to see me when I came home from work.

I guess some members think it's okay to steal then repost MY reviews.

Devlin.

**JimiiJones** · 10-19-21 14:43

Stopped there for one of my first AMP visits and drew Mandy luck of draw I guess, .5 door 30 minutes negotiated to 140 after she asked for $$ . She said ok cause I like you. Got BBBJ and cfs and have been waiting to work in area again to visit here. Was going to call and ask for her again and said let me just walk in and see what they have today. Huge mistake. I drew ivy I see her reviewed a lot on er but not paying member. Massage was great hot towel to wipe off oil very little teasing some small talk not much English seemed fine until the flip and I asked for extra. I couldn't get anything more the a he out of her she didn't ask for tip or negotiate anything just said I don't do that. Allowed basic roaming over clothes and out her face close to mine while she stroked me but that's about it. I did let her know I was there before but not sure of was cause 1st time w her or is she always like that.

**SpaGuy21** · 10-19-21 12:30

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Was she young and cute? I've been told we have to pay a premium for that.

I checked this place out 2 or 3 weeks ago, after a couple drinks and against my better judgement. Overall I'd say the provider was a 4/10. Late 40's, early 50's, plump. Belly with a chunky ass. I think someone mentioned before but she starts high saying "oh, house fee, house fee," implying she doesn't see any of that and it's not included in her negotiations (which is probably true). Overpriced for low quality. I didn't even finish. Had I been sober I would not have gone and I don't recommend.