Massage Parlor Reports

[JaySteeze]

In all honesty, I've considered it, but I am completely sure I'm going to walk in to a couple of grandmas. I would love someone to prove me wrong.

Stopped in last night to check just that. Was met by a late 30's maybe 40's lady. Red top, black skirt pretty hot. Nice rack, nice body. They seemed busy but she was grabby and let me grab all over her. Told her I go get more money, she lit up and said ohhh I do very good for you. So. We will see how that pans out in the near future.

Oh and I didn't catch a name.

[Weste503]

I recently had a dream and it went like this:

I was in Beaverton, headed into Portland, and to avoid an accident on 217, just happened to get off early and see this spot. It's tucked away and I haven't seen mentioned here.

Upon entering I was immediately hit by an overwhelming smell of incense. There's also a very bizarre statue of a mushroom and a fairy in the entryway.

I was greeted by a young 30's with long black hair, make up, and a black and gold dress. Paid 7. For HR. She said her name was Amy, but her English was poor at best.

The massage was good. Plenty of oil, good pressure and technique. I was able to roam OTC, but received no encouragement. Minimal teasing.

Upon the flip negotiations proceeded. This was the most challenging part of the experience as we both basically had to communicate with hand signs. Eventually a deal was reached, and I was blown away!

BBBJ, then donned a jacket and CG, RCG. Finished mish, with her ankles on my shoulders. I'm not used to a provider being so vocal, and at one point I was worried about the noise. Of note, she has an extremely sexy thigh tattoo of a cherry blossom. Once I finished, which was admittedly quick she looked pouty, but I didn't have another round in me. 120, and a swat on my ass as I was leaving.

HIGHS.

Good massage.

Energetic and sexy.

Lows.

Difficult negotiations.

Location.

Would repeat.

[ORTailBlazer]

We have a winner for the most explicit ad on RubRatings. They've had NURU in their listing for a long time but recently have gone way beyond that.

From the text in their ad:

O Best date EVER Guaranteed.
O Very Beautiful.
O Great conversationalist, very well spoken.
O Young sweet busty
O Real Hot Body to body nuru massage.
O Girlfriend Experience.
O 6.9 lick kiss
O B.B.J.
O Hot Nake NuRu.
O Four Hands.
O Always play safe.
O No rush. Let's be adult.
O Do Whatever you Want.

And from text embedded in the pictures:

O Show me your tongue skills on my boobs.
O anal.
O BBFS.
O wet.
O Come on, suck my big pink nipples, finger my wet warm "kitty".
O NURU Massage.
O Ass hole licking.
O want to try how my mouth feel?
O Any position you want to Pound me.
O Ready for GFE and X0X0.

Here's the ad: https://portland.rubratings.com/235149.

The explicit ads of a place in Vancouver were discussed here but they were nothing compared to this place and their ads have tamed down. I doubt any of these things are actually provided and it's likely the girls don't even know what's being advertised, but I'm also guessing the ads are bringing in some business. Has anyone been there?

I seen this from Q wellness in the area as well and I was tempted to go in there and show them before a tip see if they are ok with it. LOL. I have been to Q wellness and some of it is but never asked for specifics. Might pull out the ad and say this is all done here it says see how it goes LOL.

[BLorenzo651]

Fellow hobbyists,

I am visiting Portland this weekend and would like to sample the local MPs. There seem to be way too many options to choose from. Would appreciate if I could get some direction to narrow down my search. TIA!

[Amp Guide]

We would all be rich. Never seen a girl in the ad match what is there. You would win the lottery first.

That said. If its too good to be true IT IS no free lunch out there.

Only true Nuru I have gotten was private providers and a trip to Bondi beach on Lee street Google it.

I used to have a provider who did great body slides. OMG she was super hard bodied and nothing like her sliding up and down you while you lay on your back looking at a perfect peach. I am still stuck on the old times of great girls you could find on CL. Now social media has too many scammers its not worth the time.

Also use caution as some Hotel AAmps can be set ups for LE.

Not like they have any other criminals to catch.

Have a great windy day guys.

Gems are out there. Just have to find them.

[WestSidePunter]

The explicit ads of a place in Vancouver were discussed here but they were nothing compared to this place and their ads have tamed down. I doubt any of these things are actually provided and it's likely the girls don't even know what's being advertised, but I'm also guessing the ads are bringing in some business. Has anyone been there?

In all honesty, I've considered it, but I am completely sure I'm going to walk in to a couple of grandmas. I would love someone to prove me wrong.

[Trumpeter]

We have a winner for the most explicit ad on RubRatings. They've had NURU in their listing for a long time but recently have gone way beyond that.

From the text in their ad:

O Best date EVER Guaranteed.
O Very Beautiful.
O Great conversationalist, very well spoken.
O Young sweet busty
O Real Hot Body to body nuru massage.
O Girlfriend Experience.
O 6.9 lick kiss
O B.B.J.
O Hot Nake NuRu.
O Four Hands.
O Always play safe.
O No rush. Let's be adult.
O Do Whatever you Want.

And from text embedded in the pictures:

O Show me your tongue skills on my boobs.
O anal.
O BBFS.
O wet.
O Come on, suck my big pink nipples, finger my wet warm "kitty".
O NURU Massage.
O Ass hole licking.
O want to try how my mouth feel?
O Any position you want to Pound me.
O Ready for GFE and X0X0.

Here's the ad: https://portland.rubratings.com/235149.

The explicit ads of a place in Vancouver were discussed here but they were nothing compared to this place and their ads have tamed down. I doubt any of these things are actually provided and it's likely the girls don't even know what's being advertised, but I'm also guessing the ads are bringing in some business. Has anyone been there?

[WarpFactor69]

Need to clean your emails man LOL.

Done, apologies.

[Drex Diggler2]

Bait and switch. Asked for Anna, I then drive there. Girl with mask greets me, but doesn't look like Anna. I say I wanted to see Anna, she points to herself, says I'm Anna, grabs my hand, takes me to room. On the way, I notice a pair of shoes in front of one of the doors, which is Anna's trademark. I say to the girl, you're not Anna. She says no I'm Lulu, Anna busy.

I left.

BTW, any of you gentlemen get fs there? Send a message if you don't wish to post.

Need to clean your emails man LOL.

[CMike]

I will be in Astoria for about a month for work, and I honestly know nothing about Oregon beyond Portland. This seemed to be the most active location and I'm just wondering if someone could direct me where to look in the Astoria area for some adult fun. I found a strip club (Annies Saloon), but I will need more than that. AMP would be ideal, but an escort with an incall could also be ok. If anyone has some advice it would be appreciated.

[WarpFactor69]

The AMP nearest Mickey D in Tualatin is type ONE. I pulled Tina, mid 30's, curvy, decent massage, a little negotiating, paid for extra extras, would repeat.

Happy trails!

You have experienced the newest corner of the Tualatin Triangle. I may travel to the mysterious area again, soon.

[Amp Guide]

Had a great massage the other day. Super nice girl. Full roaming. I was extreemly happy. Nice hard body. Super clean. Will repeat soon.

Fun to make a big mess as I was a week and a half backed up. She was shocked at the load LOL.

[Mwhitt123]

ONE: the entry has a sliding glass window, counter, and locked door, or TWO: the entry does not.

The AMP nearest Mickey D in Tualatin is type ONE. I pulled Tina, mid 30's, curvy, decent massage, a little negotiating, paid for extra extras, would repeat.

Happy trails!

[Zizix]

Ya open but still list of hoops to go through the bars are still closed curfew after 10 pm no alcohol served (not a problem for me I don't drink) and depending on where you travel still need to quarantine for 7 days. But a trip to los would be one if the few things I would risk getting the vaccine. Might just have to start tentatively planning a trip for next year maybe.

November 1st my friend.

As long as you're fully vaxxed and have negative test.

[JonB2301]

Stopped in this new place on 82 I spotted the other day. Parked in back, walked in and was greeted immediately by Eva. Mid to late 30's, a few extra pounds but still attractive. Asked for the hour massage. 6 and was led back to room and left to disrobe. She returned prematurely, it happens. I got on the table face down. She worked with firm pressure and solid techniques with minimal oil. There was some teasing right before the hot towel treatment, and then she had me flip. Once turned, she asked if I wanted extras. She offered the standard and the language lesson, but I countered with full. Once she saw the raincoat she agreed. I got some tug, I got some lesson, and then she got on the table. She proceeded to rock and roll my muscles until I was at peace with the world. She commenced with cleaning up, the ran out the clock on the remainder of my hour massage. I tipped the 1. 4, then dressed and skedaddled. All told, 2. And all the boxes checked. 10/10 will definitely do again.