Massage Parlor Reports

[BLorenzo651]

Fellow hobbyists,

I am visiting Portland this weekend and would like to sample the local MPs. There seem to be way too many options to choose from. Would appreciate if I could get some direction to narrow down my search. TIA!

[Amp Guide]

We would all be rich. Never seen a girl in the ad match what is there. You would win the lottery first.

That said. If its too good to be true IT IS no free lunch out there.

Only true Nuru I have gotten was private providers and a trip to Bondi beach on Lee street Google it.

I used to have a provider who did great body slides. OMG she was super hard bodied and nothing like her sliding up and down you while you lay on your back looking at a perfect peach. I am still stuck on the old times of great girls you could find on CL. Now social media has too many scammers its not worth the time.

Also use caution as some Hotel AAmps can be set ups for LE.

Not like they have any other criminals to catch.

Have a great windy day guys.

Gems are out there. Just have to find them.

[WestSidePunter]

The explicit ads of a place in Vancouver were discussed here but they were nothing compared to this place and their ads have tamed down. I doubt any of these things are actually provided and it's likely the girls don't even know what's being advertised, but I'm also guessing the ads are bringing in some business. Has anyone been there?

In all honesty, I've considered it, but I am completely sure I'm going to walk in to a couple of grandmas. I would love someone to prove me wrong.

[Trumpeter]

We have a winner for the most explicit ad on RubRatings. They've had NURU in their listing for a long time but recently have gone way beyond that.

From the text in their ad:

O Best date EVER Guaranteed.
O Very Beautiful.
O Great conversationalist, very well spoken.
O Young sweet busty
O Real Hot Body to body nuru massage.
O Girlfriend Experience.
O 6.9 lick kiss
O B.B.J.
O Hot Nake NuRu.
O Four Hands.
O Always play safe.
O No rush. Let's be adult.
O Do Whatever you Want.

And from text embedded in the pictures:

O Show me your tongue skills on my boobs.
O anal.
O BBFS.
O wet.
O Come on, suck my big pink nipples, finger my wet warm "kitty".
O NURU Massage.
O Ass hole licking.
O want to try how my mouth feel?
O Any position you want to Pound me.
O Ready for GFE and X0X0.

Here's the ad: https://portland.rubratings.com/235149.

The explicit ads of a place in Vancouver were discussed here but they were nothing compared to this place and their ads have tamed down. I doubt any of these things are actually provided and it's likely the girls don't even know what's being advertised, but I'm also guessing the ads are bringing in some business. Has anyone been there?

[WarpFactor69]

Need to clean your emails man LOL.

Done, apologies.

[Drex Diggler2]

Bait and switch. Asked for Anna, I then drive there. Girl with mask greets me, but doesn't look like Anna. I say I wanted to see Anna, she points to herself, says I'm Anna, grabs my hand, takes me to room. On the way, I notice a pair of shoes in front of one of the doors, which is Anna's trademark. I say to the girl, you're not Anna. She says no I'm Lulu, Anna busy.

I left.

BTW, any of you gentlemen get fs there? Send a message if you don't wish to post.

Need to clean your emails man LOL.

[CMike]

I will be in Astoria for about a month for work, and I honestly know nothing about Oregon beyond Portland. This seemed to be the most active location and I'm just wondering if someone could direct me where to look in the Astoria area for some adult fun. I found a strip club (Annies Saloon), but I will need more than that. AMP would be ideal, but an escort with an incall could also be ok. If anyone has some advice it would be appreciated.

[WarpFactor69]

The AMP nearest Mickey D in Tualatin is type ONE. I pulled Tina, mid 30's, curvy, decent massage, a little negotiating, paid for extra extras, would repeat.

Happy trails!

You have experienced the newest corner of the Tualatin Triangle. I may travel to the mysterious area again, soon.

[Amp Guide]

Had a great massage the other day. Super nice girl. Full roaming. I was extreemly happy. Nice hard body. Super clean. Will repeat soon.

Fun to make a big mess as I was a week and a half backed up. She was shocked at the load LOL.

[Mwhitt123]

ONE: the entry has a sliding glass window, counter, and locked door, or TWO: the entry does not.

The AMP nearest Mickey D in Tualatin is type ONE. I pulled Tina, mid 30's, curvy, decent massage, a little negotiating, paid for extra extras, would repeat.

Happy trails!

[Zizix]

Ya open but still list of hoops to go through the bars are still closed curfew after 10 pm no alcohol served (not a problem for me I don't drink) and depending on where you travel still need to quarantine for 7 days. But a trip to los would be one if the few things I would risk getting the vaccine. Might just have to start tentatively planning a trip for next year maybe.

November 1st my friend.

As long as you're fully vaxxed and have negative test.

[JonB2301]

Stopped in this new place on 82 I spotted the other day. Parked in back, walked in and was greeted immediately by Eva. Mid to late 30's, a few extra pounds but still attractive. Asked for the hour massage. 6 and was led back to room and left to disrobe. She returned prematurely, it happens. I got on the table face down. She worked with firm pressure and solid techniques with minimal oil. There was some teasing right before the hot towel treatment, and then she had me flip. Once turned, she asked if I wanted extras. She offered the standard and the language lesson, but I countered with full. Once she saw the raincoat she agreed. I got some tug, I got some lesson, and then she got on the table. She proceeded to rock and roll my muscles until I was at peace with the world. She commenced with cleaning up, the ran out the clock on the remainder of my hour massage. I tipped the 1. 4, then dressed and skedaddled. All told, 2. And all the boxes checked. 10/10 will definitely do again.

[WarpFactor69]

Based on some reports of the place on 82nd by Pappy's, I visited about a week ago and had a very nice time, though I was shorted a bit on time (not hugely, but it was more like 45 minutes, instead of an hour) because it was so busy in the evening. Next time, I'll probably do 30 mins. But, very pretty girl and enthusiastic service.

I was wondering if anyone here had gotten more than a CBJ? I enjoyed the experience, but don't love tipping that much (1.40) for less than a BBBJ, and if it's just not going to happen there, I'll probably stick to other joints, or just go for basic service.

Thanks! If you want, you can DM me.

That place should change its name to Golden Pussy, they want 200 for FS. I can easily get laid at many other places with attractive women for 120-140. Don't get ripped off.

[MarkThirteen]

Based on some reports of the place on 82nd by Pappy's, I visited about a week ago and had a very nice time, though I was shorted a bit on time (not hugely, but it was more like 45 minutes, instead of an hour) because it was so busy in the evening. Next time, I'll probably do 30 mins. But, very pretty girl and enthusiastic service.

I was wondering if anyone here had gotten more than a CBJ? I enjoyed the experience, but don't love tipping that much (1.40) for less than a BBBJ, and if it's just not going to happen there, I'll probably stick to other joints, or just go for basic service.

Thanks! If you want, you can DM me.

[WarpFactor69]

Is this is a new place? I know the place in the 50's on Powell (which is similar donation) and another place in the 70's and Powell. Or, does the foot place in the Hardwood flooring place do other massage now?

New place.