Escort Reports

**SikkPigg** · 10-23-21 18:47

To quote Marisa Tomei, from My Cousin Vinnie, "What a f! At #g nightmare!" I had arranged an hour with Kat down in New Windsor, When I got there she gave me a lame excuse that her daughter was coming over and we have to cut back to half hour. I don't usually use the whole hour, but I hate to rush. And who knows when "daughter" will show up? 15 minutes into it? I walk. I'm sittoing in Walmart parking lot looking for another provider. I'm here and horny. Nobody in the entire Hudson Valley responds. I go home. Today (still worked up) I start looking nobody responds. How can anybody run a business like this? I'll try again tomorrow. If nothing still I'll call Patty for some backseat head. She is the only reliable provider in the Hudson Valley.

**Curious Guy1** · 10-23-21 11:05

Any recommended providers in the Poughkeepsie or surrounding areas?

**CTGucci** · 10-22-21 22:45

I would like to know as well.

Originally Posted by GivingCollisio [View Original Post]

Anyone know which provider has the biggest tits in the Hudson Valley / Albany area?

**PutNamAnthony** · 10-21-21 19:23

Originally Posted by JJB944;5599934[URL

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/newyork/hudsonvalley/68938204[/URL]

Oh boy! Call the ad number and she doesn't pick up. I miss the good old days. Then texts you an address on West Point at the Thayer Hotel! I like crazy as much as the next guy, but c'Mon. Man! You have to fill out paperwork at the visitor gate to get an access pass to a federal installation! Spider senses were on high alert and parts of me puckered up hard.

Wait for it. It gets better. She won't supply a room number when I get there, but instructed me to stand in the parking lot and she'd come down and get me. Ummm. I don't know about that either. Geez.

Just when you thought that was enough. Here we go- she then texts asking for a "security clearance deposit". What's that I ask?

She wants a deposit to ensure her safety. I explained to her that if I wasn't safe, Army MP's at the gate and visitors center wouldn't have let me in, right?

Told her I only deal in cash only and will come visit tomorrow. Wrung the "desperation bell" and she indicated, if I drop off a. 4 deposit tonight, she won't charge me tomorrow.

Lesson to the newbies from the movie Forrest Gump no less "Run Forrest Run!

Can't find entertainment like this in too many places. The Let's make a deal texts won't stop and I'll have to block the number, despite the belly laughs reading the messages.

Pure Scam. Avoid At all costs.

And so it goes.

That is one of the best reviews I've read. Thanks for the chuckle, you damn outdid yourself.

My turn to have fun with her. What do you mean you haven't received the Cashapp deposit.

Stay safe,

PA.

**JJB944** · 10-21-21 18:10

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...alley/68938204

Oh boy! Call the ad number and she doesn't pick up. I miss the good old days. Then texts you an address on West Point at the Thayer Hotel! I like crazy as much as the next guy, but c'Mon. Man! You have to fill out paperwork at the visitor gate to get an access pass to a federal installation! Spider senses were on high alert and parts of me puckered up hard.

Wait for it. It gets better. She won't supply a room number when I get there, but instructed me to stand in the parking lot and she'd come down and get me. Ummm. I don't know about that either. Geez.

Just when you thought that was enough. Here we go- she then texts asking for a "security clearance deposit". What's that I ask?

She wants a deposit to ensure her safety. I explained to her that if I wasn't safe, Army MP's at the gate and visitors center wouldn't have let me in, right?

Told her I only deal in cash only and will come visit tomorrow. Wrung the "desperation bell" and she indicated, if I drop off a. 4 deposit tonight, she won't charge me tomorrow.

Lesson to the newbies from the movie Forrest Gump no less "Run Forrest Run!

Can't find entertainment like this in too many places. The Let's make a deal texts won't stop and I'll have to block the number, despite the belly laughs reading the messages.

Pure Scam. Avoid At all costs.

And so it goes.

**MightyNuts205** · 10-21-21 02:50

Seen her twice. My place of Sa first and then In Nanuet her place on.

She is very very Amazonian with deep voice and a bit coarse but I believe she is genetically female.

I just couldn't do it again even though she gave very good service.

She showed me videos on Snap premium of her raw dogging some large brothers.

Can probably play raw too.

If it's your cup of tea enjoy.

Please PM me some FS talent in Westchester or north. Thanks.

Hey! You went back Twice!!; you must've liked it.