Massage Parlor Reports

**Hunter8306** · 10-18-21 12:30

Have a very short window to visit an MP today. Anything worth checking out near marina del Rey? Thanks in advance.

**Hunter8306** · 10-18-21 12:05

In town and I have a very short window today to try an mp. Is there anything worth checking out in marina del Rey? Thanks in advance.

**PriscillaM** · 10-18-21 10:14

Originally Posted by LngTimeMongr [View Original Post]

Who is xanadu on santa monica?

Xanadu is a fictional place in the epic poem kubla khan.

The poem is a mixture of imagery of human pleasure with divine ingredients.

Like getting bare backed from that pig Mary, it ends with a warning to those who partaketh:

And close your eyes with holy dread.

For he on honey-dew hath fed.

And drunk the milk of Paradise.

**KingOfFours** · 10-18-21 09:20

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

I know that I talk a fair amount of shit. But know this. Mary is not attractive. For me, she does not deserve to have my dick in her. When I went there and saw her, I declined all contact with her genitals and just got a BBJ, and it was not good. So, if you think you are going to Xanadu on Santa Monica boulevard, think again. Also, although the syllogism of well, if she lets guys fuck her up the ass bare, in her pussy bare, cum in her mouth, ergo she must a fortiori let you kiss her, you are not guaranteed kissing. I have read lots of Mary reports and not a single one mentions, or at least highlights her kissing. Just a PSA. The more you know.

Very informative! Thanks Priscilla! You are a gentleman-whoremonger and a diligent hoe-intel scholar, and we are amongst the very few left! ; )

**RealTimeFind** · 10-18-21 03:07

Originally Posted by KingOfFours [View Original Post]

Thanks for all your info about her, gents. So she's slam dunk CIP and CIA, I get that!

But I'd like more input on DFK. 6 of her 7 MP reviewers listed either "No" for Kissing, and one said "without tongue".

Now, her price is good. But I've VERY limited time this trip, and so I do NOT want to waste a limited window of opportunity on a hoe who will not DFK. BBFS is essential, of course, but I will not knowingly see a hoe who won't DFK, either. I do consider it essential for any decent lay.

So--those who've seen her, and who also believe that proper DFK is an essential menu item for any well-behaved harlot--will she or won't she?

Thanks in advance for any info on this, dudes!

She does kissing. Iffy on the DFK. Depends on her mood or how well she knows you. I wrapped it up for my visit but she was definitely down for anything.

Amateur question, but is this the same provider that was getting plowed above the 7/11 in WeHo?

**LngTimeMongr** · 10-17-21 20:36

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

I know that I talk a fair amount of shit. But know this. Mary is not attractive. For me, she does not deserve to have my dick in her. When I went there and saw her, I declined all contact with her genitals and just got a BBJ, and it was not good. So, if you think you are going to Xanadu on Santa Monica boulevard, think again. Also, although the syllogism of well, if she lets guys fuck her up the ass bare, in her pussy bare, cum in her mouth, ergo she must a fortiori let you kiss her, you are not guaranteed kissing. I have read lots of Mary reports and not a single one mentions, or at least highlights her kissing. Just a PSA. The more you know.

Who is xanadu on santa monica?

**GeezerX** · 10-17-21 19:52

Originally Posted by AdobeJames [View Original Post]

Was that Aromdee?

I don't think so. I have a faint memory it was Pacific Spa, or something like that.

**PriscillaM** · 10-17-21 16:33

Originally Posted by KingOfFours [View Original Post]

Thanks for all your info about her, gents. So she's slam dunk CIP and CIA, I get that!

But I'd like more input on DFK. 6 of her 7 MP reviewers listed either "No" for Kissing, and one said "without tongue".

Now, her price is good. But I've VERY limited time this trip, and so I do NOT want to waste a limited window of opportunity on a hoe who will not DFK. BBFS is essential, of course, but I will not knowingly see a hoe who won't DFK, either. I do consider it essential for any decent lay.

So--those who've seen her, and who also believe that proper DFK is an essential menu item for any well-behaved harlot--will she or won't she?

Thanks in advance for any info on this, dudes!

I know that I talk a fair amount of shit. But know this. Mary is not attractive. For me, she does not deserve to have my dick in her. When I went there and saw her, I declined all contact with her genitals and just got a BBJ, and it was not good. So, if you think you are going to Xanadu on Santa Monica boulevard, think again. Also, although the syllogism of well, if she lets guys fuck her up the ass bare, in her pussy bare, cum in her mouth, ergo she must a fortiori let you kiss her, you are not guaranteed kissing. I have read lots of Mary reports and not a single one mentions, or at least highlights her kissing. Just a PSA. The more you know.

**LngTimeMongr** · 10-17-21 11:18

Originally Posted by KingOfFours [View Original Post]

Thanks for all your info about her, gents. So she's slam dunk CIP and CIA, I get that!

But I'd like more input on DFK. 6 of her 7 MP reviewers listed either "No" for Kissing, and one said "without tongue".

Now, her price is good. But I've VERY limited time this trip, and so I do NOT want to waste a limited window of opportunity on a hoe who will not DFK. BBFS is essential, of course, but I will not knowingly see a hoe who won't DFK, either. I do consider it essential for any decent lay.

So--those who've seen her, and who also believe that proper DFK is an essential menu item for any well-behaved harlot--will she or won't she?

Thanks in advance for any info on this, dudes!

You can try tina in the valley.

**PlayerN818** · 10-17-21 11:02

Originally Posted by JustnBeaver [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

Those smelly fish from there are the easiest to bankrupt. Smurf hairs cower in the corner and end up doing the back room cleanup.

Justn Beaver.

Translation? Anyone?

**KingOfFours** · 10-17-21 11:01

Originally Posted by LngTimeMongr [View Original Post]

1. Mary is fuckable. She will let you cip and cia. She has a tight asshole. So I would say go for it. Her BBBJ. Was alright. It was a 6/10 experience for me. I don't see the need of going back honestly. Nd dfk. Idk I wouldn't LOL.

Thanks for all your info about her, gents. So she's slam dunk CIP and CIA, I get that!

But I'd like more input on DFK. 6 of her 7 MP reviewers listed either "No" for Kissing, and one said "without tongue".

Now, her price is good. But I've VERY limited time this trip, and so I do NOT want to waste a limited window of opportunity on a hoe who will not DFK. BBFS is essential, of course, but I will not knowingly see a hoe who won't DFK, either. I do consider it essential for any decent lay.

So--those who've seen her, and who also believe that proper DFK is an essential menu item for any well-behaved harlot--will she or won't she?

Thanks in advance for any info on this, dudes!

**Justn Beaver** · 10-17-21 09:16

Originally Posted by TempletonRat [View Original Post]

By fishmonger school I assume you mean law school?

Are you referring to the Boalt Hall grad killed when a Jeep Cherokee smashed into Q's in 2000?

Hey guys,

Those smelly fish from there are the easiest to bankrupt. Smurf hairs cower in the corner and end up doing the back room cleanup.

Justn Beaver.

**TailsGunner** · 10-17-21 00:13

Originally Posted by BigBadNut [View Original Post]

Hey question for the mongers here. Do you partake in eating a delicious "clean" snatch (when available)? Has anyone ever picked up an std from DATY? Reason I ask is there a one or two especially hot cut young ones that work at Sheazons are usually down for it. Just asking for a friend.

Reality is, It's certainly possible. And of course if your gums are bleeding or if you have an open mouth sore, there is a higher probability on orally contracting an STI. Most of these have silent symptoms or can have a long incubation period before they surface.

No one can tell by smelling or viewing a clean snatch and assume they don't have any as no one can tell 100%. It's a Russian Roulette game.

Peace.

**PriscillaM** · 10-16-21 22:16

Originally Posted by TempletonRat [View Original Post]

By fishmonger school I assume you mean law school?

Are you referring to the Boalt Hall grad killed when a Jeep Cherokee smashed into Q's in 2000?

Affirmative he was in the produce section and he was a total soy farting east bay possible pillow biter but the place opened the next fucken day and the driver was not prosecuted.

**LngTimeMongr** · 10-16-21 18:03

Originally Posted by BigBadNut [View Original Post]

Hey question for the mongers here. Do you partake in eating a delicious "clean" snatch (when available)? Has anyone ever picked up an std from DATY? Reason I ask is there a one or two especially hot cut young ones that work at Sheazons are usually down for it. Just asking for a friend.

I get iffy. I wouldn't. But yet again. I sometime BBFS and BBBJ. I just prefer not to do that.