The Massholes

[CrazyCrouton]

Are you the the owner of Go fuck yourself you homo?
Hahahahahahahahaha!

Hey CamperVan, are you an owner of 29X in Waltham? Not saying anything, just curious.

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[BillyBaloney]

Guys I have had a change of heart. AsianDumDum has been exposed in the TriState Area (silly reference) and no one takes him seriously but I have come to enjoy his posts and how he thinks he is taken seriously for his insights and advice. It's kind of cute, like the retarded kid that works at the corner gas station. You know, you go because the owners a good guy and the kid takes such pride in his "work" but you know going in that you need to wash the other half of the windshield and go to the station down the street because DumDum hears "Fill it" but his pea brain keeps just putting in $14 in fuel. Lets look at a recent post:

And the remaining parlor girl told me the bosses kicked her out because she was filthy as fuck. Like wiping her pussy with a towel when she was on her rag and using it on mongers. I stopped going to that place flat.

Just read that and think about how preposterous that something like that could actually happen but in ADD's world of make believe parlor games it did.

Anyway, I am Team DumDum moving forward and look forward the the daily make believe posts. And remember to always tip the neighborhood retard, it makes a difference!

BTG.

[AsianYumYum]

You were called out on another lie and you had to do damage control. Take the L, DTA EBT Snap employee.

Enough said!

Lies? So Danielle doesn't exist? Her Ads are all fake too? She doesn't work Dot Ave? Didn't gain weight? All Lies? Oooops, what's this?

OMG, Danielle is real and does work Dot Ave! Plus she also put on weight, just like I said! No wonder why your Credibility rating is Zero! Can it get any lower? Believe it just went Negative! Nothing but Bullshit from DumDum the Clown!

[Andir]

Hey CamperVan, are you an owner of 29X in Waltham? Not saying anything, just curious.

[Wiseass]

To me, she looks like Danielle with red hair. Danielle normally has blond hair. Also, I'm assuming that Pic is dated more than 3 yrs old, when she was thinner. She has put on Covid weight and is heavier now. I scooped her once on Dot Ave probably 2 yrs ago (Pre-Covid) for a BBBJ, which was really good. Nice little petite body with big tits at the time, but her face looks like a 60 yr old woman, even though she is in her 40's for age. I dropped her off in the South End where she lived at the time.

Danielle randomly shows up on Dot Ave to work around the Bridge. When she does, she normally hangs with Ginger (Jen) if Ginger is out working that night. Last time I saw Danielle was around a month ago, before the Bridge, wearing her white outfit. She looked like she gained even more weight in her ass.

She advertises on Escort Babylon and have seen her ads on STG in the past. Here's her Escort Babylon Ad:

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...080/6172214695

By this guy.

Lies.

Lies? So Danielle doesn't exist? Her Ads are all fake too? She doesn't work Dot Ave? Didn't gain weight? All Lies? Oooops, what's this?

I saw Danielle out early morning near the Bridge. She has definitely gained weight!! I liked her when she was skinny with big tits, not fat with big tits!! LOL!!

OMG, Danielle is real and does work Dot Ave! Plus she also put on weight, just like I said! No wonder why your Credibility rating is Zero! Can it get any lower? Believe it just went Negative! Nothing but Bullshit from DumDum the Clown!

[Wiseass]

Thanks for the info. I don't doubt you at all. She is a very horny little girl. I'm only up in that area once a month, so I don't have the time invested like you. Good to know, I have one more level that is possible. I believe I'm in the "Right Guy" club, just not in the "Frequency of Visits" Club. Thanks Again!

Look at the Stupid idiot employee from DTA up on the NH board phishing for leads, lying, like he always does about "being in the area", to build his credibility when reality is loser is irrelevant as shit.

.......... keeps looking for leads from people putting in Work.

Look at this funny shit, "I believe I'm in the "Right Guy" club, just not in the "Frequency of Visits" Club" LMAOOOOOOO, my tummy hurts ready this silly shit. Bulletin board material right there.

I'm in the Right guy club, loooool. What a loser. We'll discuss more.

Poor DumDum! You really are a Lazy Stupid Shit! How can you be so Stupid? You pull the last post I made in a thread to proof that I'm phishing for leads? You never bothered checking the posts before that one? Real Stupid on your part! I invite anyone to go to that Thread and read my posts and the relevant posts for Coco of Mosa Spa. In fact, I encourage it, to see the whole story. You should too DumDum. Maybe you'll learn something! Like actually putting in the work! The post you quoted, is my last post pertaining to the possibilty of FS. Kinda nice when you open up the Menu more and more by putting in the work!

Based on your review I tried Mosa again and asked for Coco. I had a very similar experience. It was great and she is very sweet. English is very limited though. I plan on going back soon. Treat her nice.

Happy I was able to Help!

I made another appointment at Mosa and requested my massage with Coco. Saw her a couple times in previous visits and always left satisfied........... Coco is playful and knows why guys ask for her........... Several times I almost busted even before the flip........... I asked if shed get on the table between my legs so I could look at her as she stroked. She was only wearing her panties and I asked if she'd take them off and she did, then I wanted to see if she would rub her pussy on my cock and she was happy to oblige. I could feel her warm damp pussy lips sliding up and down my shaft and teasing the tip of my head with the opening of her vagina. She grinded on my cock till I popped. It was the most I got with her in all my visits. Coco is a fun girl.

I recently visited Mosa and Coco too. I considered her the new Gold Standard up North here. I got hit with inflation too, but it was definitely worth it. I hope she will be at Mosa for a long time. It was really a great session. I don't plan on going anywhere else until she leaves. Treat her nice.

Nice to see Coco has developed a Fan Club, since I first started reported on her back in March. She deserves it! As you guys have seen, she is very sweet and accommodating. And will do anything short of a BJ or FS. I just wished I lived closer, and can only drop by on my Nashua Market Basket trips.

I've been seeing Coco at every visit since she started, I usually stop by every other week, sometimes once a week for the past 4 or 5 months. On my second visit she offered to do the snail trail in exchange of a good tip, I took her up on the offer. Every visit since then has included her special "rub" and on more than a few occasions she slipped "it" in and she knowingly rode me till I popped. I'm guessing with the right guys she doesn't seem to mind having the "finish" happen inside her. She seems to be a very horny little girl.

The post you quoted was a reply to that post by LGreen. DumDum, there's more posts but I don't want to make this too long. The main thing is, once again, your Full of Shit! As a result of my reviews, Coco caught on and got very popular.

Where's an example of you recommending a Provider you've seen, and Guys reviewing her? Then actually thanking you for recommending her? Where? Doesn't exist! Where's your proof you've actually visited an AMP? Doesn't exist! What's your credibility score? A Big Fat Zero! I've attached my proof of having sessions at Mosa Spa. Do you have any proof at all of a session from any Spa? Of course you don't! Put in the work, You Fraud!

Note: Hopefully The Pic is allowed to post. Each Stamp is from a completed Session, 6 in all, and I missed one getting one stamped.

[AsianYumYum]

By this guy.

Lies.

To me, she looks like Danielle with red hair. Danielle normally has blond hair. Also, I'm assuming that Pic is dated more than 3 yrs old, when she was thinner. She has put on Covid weight and is heavier now. I scooped her once on Dot Ave probably 2 yrs ago (Pre-Covid) for a BBBJ, which was really good. Nice little petite body with big tits at the time, but her face looks like a 60 yr old woman, even though she is in her 40's for age. I dropped her off in the South End where she lived at the time.

Danielle randomly shows up on Dot Ave to work around the Bridge. When she does, she normally hangs with Ginger (Jen) if Ginger is out working that night. Last time I saw Danielle was around a month ago, before the Bridge, wearing her white outfit. She looked like she gained even more weight in her ass.

She advertises on Escort Babylon and have seen her ads on STG in the past. Here's her Escort Babylon Ad:

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...080/6172214695

[FrogPilot]

Whenever you call out his bullshit or show that he contradicts himself, he will ignore your post, or attack you with some made up stupid shit. Looks like in this case, he chose to ignore your post. Eastern is a dead issue now because he only got JohnGC to agree to his Boycott bullshit. Now he's on to Mays in Stoneham. He's just looking for something to fight about, rant about, cause disruption on the board, and feed his ego that he's important, when he reads his own posts.

It is quite clear that he doesn't even comprehend half of the posts he responds to. He seems to have a rather tenuous grasp on reality in general.

[Wiseass]

KUDOS to you Crouton, I am good with you going forward dude, no more quarrels with you dude. I will go to bat for you from now on. Continue to do what you do

You do realize that CrazyC has asserted more than once that he is a regular happy customer at the very Waltham shop you want everyone to boycott? How do you square that circle?

Whenever you call out his bullshit or show that he contradicts himself, he will ignore your post, or attack you with some made up stupid shit. Looks like in this case, he chose to ignore your post. Eastern is a dead issue now because he only got JohnGC to agree to his Boycott bullshit. Now he's on to Mays in Stoneham. He's just looking for something to fight about, rant about, cause disruption on the board, and feed his ego that he's important, when he reads his own posts.

[AsianYumYum]

Hi everyone,

Long-time member, first post of my recent experiences:

Conifer Danvers: did the 4 hands, masks worn, 1/2 hr, standard finish, nothing more available. Pretty girls, didn't get names. 50 tip each.

L&B and. Andover: Amanda, did 1/2 hr, very friendly and accommodating. Masks except for Saran. 100 tip.

Sunny Saugus: young pretty spinner, didn't get name. Shirt up pants down, and standard. 100 tip.

Blue Sky Salem: 1/2 hr. 30's beautiful girl. Standard finish, great massage. Mask worn. 50 tip.

Topsfield Fei Fei: petite, very pretty. 1/2, standard, nothing more. Mask. 50 tip.

Reiki Peabody: great atmosphere, awesome massage, standard. Mask. 1/2 hr, 50 tip.

ZQ Haverhill: 1/2 hr, gorgeous masseuse, standard, nothing more. Mask. 60 tip..

There it is folks, here is what I was talking about. This fake shit decoy account by parlors trying to set us up to pay more.

Look at the set up and outline of prices trying to lure us into inflation and their bad services with no extended menu. They really think we are stupid, don't fall for it.

Long time member first post my ass. Yeah you're probably a long time member parlor decoy watching the board to influence mongers into inflation. Don't fall for it. Be smart for once mongers.

Standard prices should remain the same, $40 is more then enough for the jack hammering pump you like a farm animal Hand Job they give. Don't pay 50 or 60 shit unless we get more.

You have money, you have leverage, you have power. You are a paying customer and have a say what type of service you get for your money. There is no reason anyone here should be bait and switched, get their time shorten for a lousy half or 1 hour that you work all weak, leave your home to go experience and they cheat you out of it.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, this can no longer stand. Speak out and call out the mongers that stands for this and look out and call out the decoy parlor accounts posting this fake shit trying to lure you in to a bait and switch.

[Wiseass]

..........Visit the Connecticut, New Haven board and you'll see fellow mongers alike who are taking the same approach now. Mongers everywhere are fed up and it is a beautiful thing to see............

I took a look at the New Haven Massage Parlor Thread as you suggested. I bet you wouldn't think anyone would look beyond the 1st Page of Posts, but I just took a peek. I could believe what I saw! The Fudge Packing DumDum the Clown phishing, begging, and basically licking foreskin for leads and info. Yes, the same dude who accuses other Guys of phishing and begging for leads. Great that he even comes right out and admits it, Let's just see these posts:

I've been reading lots of details on DD and next on my list to take a trip from Mass and take a dip. Any intel on who to ask for, who to avoid, how much I can expect to pay and just overall the experience there. So far the reviews looks great but I see some misses. I looked on rubmap and that place is freakin' loaded with a massive 245 reviews, the most I've ever seen on any spa on there, well on a local new England level. They must have the goods if they've had that many reviews so I'm ready to party.

Anyone know of a provider there that would provide a Russian Breast relief CIM. I'd love this for a happy ending. Anyways, any help would be appreciated, I'll come back with a report to share!

If you think Boston and Worcester has parlors offering FS like DD then you haven't truly been in this area or state and experienced the parlors out here. It is more hit and miss, YMMV then straight forward FS known. I hate Boston for that exact reason. RI tops Boston by a long shot so when I see reviews of DD, why not. Its almost a waste of time and money at these Boston parlors or else you wouldn't have someone like me phishing for intel and see DD offering FS and wanting to make the trip.

Unless you know of some in Boston and Worcester that's offering the service without all the shenanigans of multiple trips, then by all means, drop me a private. I'd be willing to go check it out and provide a report and confirm.

Should've stayed firm at 140. They keep pushing the price up and we keep giving in and why it keeps increasing. The other when once dared say 200, I said, okay maybe next time and started to get up, she said okay, give me what you have. Had my 140 and gave that. Bring the exact change, they don't want it, walk. Try it sometimes, I know may not be possible all the time when your cock is stiff and she looks cum yum suckie, but just try it.

Sounds like this Mimi is the life of the party over there, is she really a gem?

Before this thread this past week, I had a good samaritan of a monger hit me up on private to recommend her. Unfortunately I live in boston so it's a 2 hour trip for me so when I called and mamasan can't accurately tell me if Mimi is there or not and just asking me to come in like they always do, it doesn't really work for me. Specifically if I go and it is not that Mimi, that's a long drive back home angry.

Anyone knows her specific hours or days if she has a set day or time. I'd like to troop down and come experience a good time.

So you got BBFS for that price or no?

Wow, this Mimi sounds like a charm, at that price I say we keep supporting her but then again some jag off will ruin it and drop more and she'll eventually request more and make it the standard. We've all experienced that, I have and so have many of you.

Pros and cons, differences and commons, prices, quality of girls / pussy and last but not least satisfaction.

I haven't taken the dive yet in CT but will soon. Coming from MA, the worst state for parlor adventure, looking at the board, it seems like you guys are having a ball like some of the guys at RI. So far I've been highly satisfied with the RI parlors, having been consistently venturing in 2 and will try out more.

I've been phishing for some details here and have had DD in mind for a while since last year, I am usually by Yale on business, twice a year, and I'd like to try this place and see what the fuss is all about and if I can make it my go to place when I'm in the area.

I know some of you from CT have ventured into the RI parlors because its the same distance for me from MA. What's say you?

Anyone know where I can go for some. Would love to try for the first time with Asian chic. I've been reviewing the CT boards for intel and research and have spoken with some good Samaritans, it looks like there is some serious action and traffic going on here and Bridgeport. I've seen pretty much everything that I like is on the menu except the mentioned of this and was wondering if any good monger got the goods on a kitty that's generous to let a fellow plunge and rim that tight hole for some tight Asian booty action.

Every parlor I've gone so far I like to smut them, spread their ass cheeks and booty hole, now I'd love to try the Greek, I believe is the kosher term for this type of action. Any help in the right direction and damage cover, would be greatly appreciated. Carry on, you guys are rockin'.

I could comment on every post, but it's easy to see what DumDum the Clown is doing, he admits it himself. He's just phishing for intel! Notice how he really sucks dick and kisses ass. The last post was a real whopper. Would like to try Greek! Lmao! He didn't explain to the guys, that he would be the receiver! Either way just ironic the Clown that accuses people of phishing and begging for leads, and ranting and raving about it, is here doing the same thing. Can you say Hypocrite! Of course with all this phishing and begging, not one review, not even a fake one. All this effort, and never went there. He must have had trouble borrowing Mommy's Car for the 2 hr long trip. Maybe she writes down the mileage and keeps track of it.

[AsianYumYum]

It's a decoy fake parlor account. Look at the outline to sell you inflated prices. Don't fall for it.

You responding having been there tells you this shit is fake. Don't fall for it, they're just trying to jack up their prices but not providing additional service. Hold the line, stand firm, demand better. Call them out like you just did, great job. They think we're horny and stupid, don't fall for it.

Enough is enough.

I've been to Conifer twice, and both times they were a legit, no HE experience. Went last year, and was just there last night.

[AsianYumYum]

There it is folks, here is what I was talking about. This fake shit decoy account by parlors trying to set us up to pay more.

Look at the set up and outline of prices trying to lure us into inflation and their bad services with no extended menu. They really think we are stupid, don't fall for it.

Long time member first post my ass. Yeah you're probably a long time member parlor decoy watching the board to influence mongers into inflation. Don't fall for it. Be smart for once mongers.

Standard prices should remain the same, $40 is more then enough for the jack hammering pump you like a farm animal Hand Job they give. Don't pay 50 or 60 shit unless we get more.

You have money, you have leverage, you have power. You are a paying customer and have a say what type of service you get for your money. There is no reason anyone here should be bait and switched, get their time shorten for a lousy half or 1 hour that you work all weak, leave your home to go experience and they cheat you out of it.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, this can no longer stand. Speak out and call out the mongers that stands for this and look out and call out the decoy parlor accounts posting this fake shit trying to lure you in to a bait and switch.

Hi everyone,

Long-time member, first post of my recent experiences:

Conifer Danvers: did the 4 hands, masks worn, 1/2 hr, standard finish, nothing more available. Pretty girls, didn't get names. 50 tip each.

L&B and. Andover: Amanda, did 1/2 hr, very friendly and accommodating. Masks except for Saran. 100 tip.

Sunny Saugus: young pretty spinner, didn't get name. Shirt up pants down, and standard. 100 tip.

Blue Sky Salem: 1/2 hr. 30's beautiful girl. Standard finish, great massage. Mask worn. 50 tip.

Topsfield Fei Fei: petite, very pretty. 1/2, standard, nothing more. Mask. 50 tip..

[Wiseass]

Quick translation.

I am an old fart cubicle slave with piles load of paperwork mounted all around my desk like a Lego castle or pile of horse shit, doing data entry all day, non stop. Well except for when I take my 2, 15 min brakes, wick I use for smoking, and a half hour lunch. This must be the Pinnacle of your career uh, your little state job at DTA. Hopefully you can use the good benefits to get that circumcision you always wanted.

Sorry Dumdum, I didn't realize you couldn't recognize sarcasm, so hate to break your heart, but I really don't work at the DTA. I've been busy at my Real Job this Holiday Weekend, so no time to converse with you. I'll catch up with you sometime. I know you miss me.

BTW, I saw that circumcision comment. Another one of your Freudian Slips? You really have to stop your fixation on foreskins!

[Andir]

You do realize that CrazyC has asserted more than once that he is a regular happy customer at the very Waltham shop you want everyone to boycott? How do you square that circle?

Everything Crazy posts is BS. No exceptions. Just ignore the idiot.