Escort Reports

[EasyCompany]

Cmon man, post a picture of that booty!

Is that permitted?

[Hugh Jardon]

Nice review, SJ.

Wifey just lost 25 lbs 5 ft 7 153 lbs, 34 c-d. I measure 24.5 inches in K9 KT. Measuring max diameter hip to hip. FS with her still the best!

Cmon man, post a picture of that booty!

[EasyCompany]

Nice review, SJ.

Wifey just lost 25 lbs 5 ft 7 153 lbs, 34 c-d. I measure 24.5 inches in K9 KT. Measuring max diameter hip to hip. FS with her still the best!

[SuperJimmy]

Its been 2 years since last we met. I recently saw her over Soveida's, she was looking good and I decided to check her out again. I'm glad I did.

Since last we met now Little Nati, AKA Nataly or Natasha, Friend Of Sovedia Of PG Plaza, has gained about 20-25 LBS on her small & thin frame and has filled out in the face to now IMHO, she's at least an 8 in the face and a 10 for her very shapely little body. I was like wow! I explained that she was OK looking before but now she's much better looking and she smiled.

She's a nice little dish:

She's probably about 5-3, 120 LBS max and she has short hair and her lips were ruby red. She has a perfect heart shaped 16.5 inches of light tan-ish booty in K9 KT. She reminds me of actress Nia Long but is lighter-skinned and has piercing eyes. I'm sure most guys will now give her face at least a 7. 5. I'd say her body type is now petite with meat. I don't think she's over 35 and has a smooth complexion.

A New Nataly?

Older comments at her page on escortbaby are rife with comments about her rushing people. Even in HH sessions. She now wants new business and I believe she has turned over a new leaf and is prepared to be very nice to those who treat her nice. I actually asked her if she is going to be nice with other guys and not rush them and she said yes.

She's seriously non-GFE:

She kept her bra on and I didn't mind one bit and I had handfuls when we did SideWinder. But its clear, touching her naked breasts is not happening.

I forgot about getting her to touch naked JR because I've recently discovered a new way to get warmed up and forgot all about my normal procedure of cuddling to get JR going. I'll put on my music and sit on the bed I slowly undress and the lady dances with her pussy and ass all up in my face. LOL.

I'm kissing and gently slapping Nati's nice little booty and pussy and thinking about eating it (which I don't do) but when I joked about eating it by playfully biting at it and asking about it, she was gentle saying no, papi no. So, there will be no DATY gents, but its not a problem for me.

JR got to 70% after only 3-4 minutes of her erotic dancing. Her CBJ for me was quite gripping as I def knew she was on it and she had me studdering. LOL! I was on 6 days rest, the pussy was supersonic and I had to be somewhat careful with it while taking her through K9 KT, SideWinder and back to K9 KT for a great finish about 10-12 minutes later. She was not a dead fish and we expertly bounced to the beat of my songs.

15 MinuteMen:

If you're a 15 MinuteMan (because of choice and / or budgetary constraints) and know what your doing, you shouldn't have any prob getting all your stuff done in 10 minutes with any escort and get dressed and leave. So there should not be any complaints about being rushed unless you were slow to the draw or act like you have all the time in the world. Escorts know when a monger is probably going to go over their time so they then urge guys to finish and all too often the monger counters with he felt he was rushed.

She's not built for BS but if you're nice to her she will return the favor by giving you what should be a very noticeable CBJ and then and let you do it to her to your heart and ability's content. I doubt she wants a marathon dick sucking session and 5 minutes may be her limit. Is sucking dick easier than copulation or the reverse for escorts? I guess it depends on the escort. Who knows, she may prefer to be a champion dick sucker but I wouldn't count on it.

Cowgirl:

I did not ask her to get on top of me as I don't do that often but I don't see why she'd have any problem doing it for a nice guy. I believe she understands her primary mission is to help a monger get a boner, give some CBJ, maybe 5 minutes max and then get killlllt via many positions and by the low sounds she made with me she seemed to enjoy it. Next time I'm going to get that little booty in LazyK9 and see how that goes.

Scheduling?

She maybe won't take appointments before 11 am. It may be best to try to schedule her a day in advance. Or if you call and she's at the spot you can make arrangements. BTW, she's not there all the time but her phone is. So if she seems slow to respond its because her escort phone is not with her all the time. Its always at the apartment they operate in. I've never heard of an escort doing anything like this before with her business phone. I asked her doesn't she lose business? She said its OK with her. It must be nice.

Her place is neat and clean and in a quiet neighborhood that some guys may say is sketchy and don't want to visit. I'm glad I don't have that problem. Nothing bad is going to happen to a guy who simply goes about his business in those neighborhoods. There are no groups of men hanging around those complexes.

Plenty Of Parking:

For secrecy reasons don't park right in front of her building and on the same side of the street as her building and don't arrive at the address like 10-15 minutes before the appointment time and wait there in your car. There are plenty of other apartment complexes very nearby there that you can wait in and then get to her place in a couple minutes and then be at her place a couple minutes before the appointment time.

One of my protocols is to text / call the escort starting about 45 minutes before the appointment to make sure they will show up but with Nati she may or may not be at the spot where her phone is, until 15-20 before the appointment time. So be patient and be close by.

Her Rates:

15 = $60.

20 = $80 I'm not 100% sure but I think she will do this.

30 = $100.

60 = ?

This should be the last report I'll do on Nati Of PG Plaza but who knows and I think I've included everything there is to know about her so no DMs please unless you can't see her phone number at the link below. All I have to say is IMHO if you're within 30 even 40 minutes of her own place near PG Plaza, she is well worth the trip even for 15 MinuteMen but only if you know what you're doing and have a proven track record of getting very fast boners because you're supposed to be in and out of there in 15 minutes. That's what you paid for and most escorts don't like guys going over their time. I can not do anything to assist you seeing her except this report.

So if you're interested in working your JR to the bone with a very decent looking and bodied lady and can have a good time without any GFE stuff, I believe Nati can deliver the goods and is now IMHO one of the better bargains in the DMV. She has been added to my rotation.

I think all of these pics at this link are old.

The reason to go there is for the phone # as I'm pretty sure my description of her is very accurate.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/nathaly-...gton-dc-136693

Sorry for the long report but I like to be through in my reporting.

Happy Hunting!

SJ.

[PatTheMarmot]

Made an appointment late the other night. She gave me her location in College Park and I headed over. She asked for an eta and I got there in exactly the time I said. Arrive, let her know I'm there and. Nothing. Ghosted. Annoyed, I went home and went to bed.

Had a text from her the next morning she sent sometime after I got home (This would have been at least 45 minutes after I had arrived at her location) asking if I were still there and I could come on up. When I asked her what happened, she said "I fell asleep LOL".

So I may give this one another try. I don't know. Anyone else seen her?

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/18721089

[Metloaf]

Service seem to went up. Bbj extra $.

Service $ $. 5 $$ some short time you.

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/18605213

[StayAnonymous]

Sarah / Zara / Xara is a real beauty, tiny tatas (As or small Bs), beautiful face legs and back, and a great demeanor. About 5'7" 140# in the right places. She's a 9 out of 10 in my book. Only con is a little bit of baby damage which trust me, you won't mind. She's here for this week only. Catch her while you can. Compared to 0. 6 Jessica its a night and day difference. Jessica is definitely not as pretty and is definitely thick with Ds or Es up top and has much more behind. Prefer sarah any day.

https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/po...ia/dc/68599011#.

Quoted: I dreamed with Nicole maybe a month ago. I prefer Jessica. With some disclosure, I haven't seen Jessica in maybe 2 or 3 months so I'm not sure if she's gained weight, but the last time I saw her, her body was still accurate to the pictures. She was not fat at all and she isn't an ugly girl. And I believe the emphasis is on this, . 6 qv with her is hard to beat. Most at that rate look terrible and are in a sketchy environment. She provides a consistently decent dream. Now, as to not be a hypocrite, I've dreamed with a lot of providers in the last month and have been stingy as I don't want to share with the non sharers LOL, but here's one spot I'm sure you've all been to:

https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/po...ia/dc/68599011

I've dreamed with Mariela, Starr, Jenny (twice), and Keysi at. 10 qv. Keysi was the least likely to repeat, but she had a nice ass and provided an active session. Even got some overtime in there LOL. Face 6, body 7 or 8. Jenny was a pleasant surprise as her ass was much fatter than the picture revealed. Nice tight body. Spanish MILF you'd easily want to smash on sight. Face 8 ish, body 8 or 9. Starr was another surprise as I went to see Mariela, but she was busy. Starr was stacked. I'm going to have to go see her again cause I did not last nearly long enough LOL. Should be back the week of the 25th so we shall see. Face and body 8 or 9. Mariela was the first one I saw here. When I saw her ass I instantly fell in love. Her arch was crazy and I honestly had one of the best sessions with her. I think I was her first client of the morning and got to get the full version of her. She honestly acted like she needed it more that I did LOL and I put up no argument. I know I was well past my time and more than satisfied. As for details of each session, they follow the same pattern: brief CBJ then straight to doggy. 2 of my providers flipped into missionary after a while. All 4 providers had great energy and were active in the session. Enjoy fellas!

[CalabasasCurve]

[Deleted by Admin]. I dreamed with Nicole maybe a month ago. I prefer Jessica. With some disclosure, I haven't seen Jessica in maybe 2 or 3 months so I'm not sure if she's gained weight, but the last time I saw her, her body was still accurate to the pictures. She was not fat at all and she isn't an ugly girl. And I believe the emphasis is on this, .6 qv with her is hard to beat. Most at that rate look terrible and are in a sketchy environment. She provides a consistently decent dream. Now, as to not be a hypocrite, I've dreamed with a lot of providers in the last month and have been stingy as I don't want to share with the non sharers LOL, but here's one spot I'm sure you've all been to:

https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/po...ia/dc/68599011

I've dreamed with Mariela, Starr, Jenny (twice), and Keysi at. 10 qv. Keysi was the least likely to repeat, but she had a nice ass and provided an active session. Even got some overtime in there LOL. Face 6, body 7 or 8. Jenny was a pleasant surprise as her ass was much fatter than the picture revealed. Nice tight body. Spanish MILF you'd easily want to smash on sight. Face 8 ish, body 8 or 9. Starr was another surprise as I went to see Mariela, but she was busy. Starr was stacked. I'm going to have to go see her again cause I did not last nearly long enough LOL. Should be back the week of the 25th so we shall see. Face and body 8 or 9. Mariela was the first one I saw here. When I saw her ass I instantly fell in love. Her arch was crazy and I honestly had one of the best sessions with her. I think I was her first client of the morning and got to get the full version of her. She honestly acted like she needed it more that I did LOL and I put up no argument. I know I was well past my time and more than satisfied. As for details of each session, they follow the same pattern: brief CBJ then straight to doggy. 2 of my providers flipped into missionary after a while. All 4 providers had great energy and were active in the session. Enjoy fellas!

[SuperJimmy]

The age disagreement thing is not a big deal for me.

But did something happen between you, Nicole & Jessica?

I think it very personal.

You said Nicole was the lesser of the two but yet you went to see her instead of Jessica.

Why?

To get their new location?

Just so you could say what you've said?

I think you took the time and trouble to go in there with the intention of doing what you did.

What Happened?

In the past, did you want either one of them or both of them to give you a BBBJ or some other GFE action and no matter how much you offered. They refused?

Or maybe they didn't let you go over on a 15 MinuteMan session and then supposedly rushed you out of there?

I'll agree with Nicole not being attractive but your take on Jessica's face is where I draw the line.

And.

- The Jessica being overweight also thing is your most ridiculous assessment of them all. -

To paint both of them as old, overweight, fat & nasty, ugly ogres is laughable.

- The recent comments on EB regarding the new Nicole don't agree with you.

- The vast majority of guys on EB don't agree with your assessment of Jessica because they're not blind or have an agenda.

The pics here show you're way off on Jessica's face. Unless she was in some type of accident and her face was disfigured that woman in the pics who is Jessica is a above avg looking woman. Sure the pics may be from a few years ago but her looks have not gone anywhere close to downhill as how you have tried to paint her.

Hopefully anyone can see the pics even if they are not logged in to them.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/jessica-...review-1565644

You've also recently said you believe the escort monger scene is trash and IMHO that may have a lot to do with your general bitterness which you've seemed to have trained at those two sisters.

And you saying they should be paying you to do them also made me LOL.

This fellow USA member quickly disagreed with your assessment of Nicole when you first launched your attack.

Originally Posted by DontBanme:

I dreamed of her a few weeks back. I was in the mood for a bigger gal so I stayed in my dream. Had a good time, but to each their own.

He didn't think she was so horrible that he had to leave and said nothing about he should have left.

- I'm The Name Of Mongerhood.

I feel your deep personal hatred against them is so real, you may even try to get them busted.

I'm asking you to please not do anything of the sort and ruin things for all the mongers who will enjoy those two in days to come no matter what you think of them.

Happy Hunting Gents!

SJ.

Same here. I appreciate SJs input and he's also helped me out a time or two, but his assessment of age and looks baffles me. Like you said, Jessica and Soveida have been posting for at least seven years, using the exact same pics. I've been banging them since them 2014 and there was no way they were in their twenties then. Soveida has stayed attractive,

but Jessica looks exactly like what she is. An overweight, forty-something Puerto Rican women with a not-terribly attractive face.

Her sister is even bigger and has an even less attractive face. If you want to bang a fat forty-something chick for cheap, then you'll find what you need. If you don't really care and are just looking to bang someone other than your wife once in a while for cheap, then I can attest they will also fill the bill.

That said, they've reached the point where I can't look at them and not think, "They should be paying me to bang them", which is why I'm done with them. I honestly think SJ needs to go over to College Park on a Saturday night and just have a couple of beers at Cornerstone. Don't leer, don't be creepy, but take a look around. Those are twenty-somethings. Hang out in Adams Morgan or you Street on a Saturday night. Those are twenty-something. If you tell me they don't look much different than Jessica and Nicole then I suggest you go to an optometrist. My wife is a 7 or 8 and in her forties, and gets mistaken for being in her early thirties all the time. Trust me, I know what a young-looking forty-something woman looks like, and it is Not Jessica or Nicole.

[SuperJimmy]

I had to see her for myself so I caught up with Nicole yesterday on 6 days rest:

Yes, she is now bigger and at least 20 lbs heavier than she was the last time I saw her about 18 months ago. But she still has an shapely type of body and she's not close to being sloppy. She is 20 lbs from being pleasantly plump. I told her she does not need to gain any more weight and she giggled.

Thankfully, most of the gained weight has gone to her upper body and not to her booty and legs area. So her booty is only about 20 in K9 KT max when before it was never more than 18 inches and I have said 20 is within my workable limit.

She's clearly a little wider up top than she was before. Her face has filled out a bit and the vast majority of mongers are not going to say she's ugly. Her tits were not big and all over the place. Her hair wasn't done but I didn't care. She has clear bubbling brown skin and could easily be in her mid to late 30's. I'll ask next time I see her. She had on a short robe with no bra and panties on when I walked in. I was taking very good looks at her LOL! I was prepared for the worst but found I can still work with her.

What Happened?

Of course she wanted to put Mr. C on JR to begin but I like at least a little cuddling to get JR going and while cuddling I didn't mind rubbing up against her extra weight and she's also willing to play with naked JR and the boys which quickly got JR condom ready and then a very decent CBJ got me ready for the main event. While she's doing a very good CBJ, I'm thinking as good as this is, I can't wait to get into the gooey nugget. I stood up for the last minute of her CBJ.

4 minutes tops from the start of cuddling she was lubing JR up but not herself and I was gently bending her over and patting her knees together for standing K9 KT at the edge of the bed. I took her though ST-K9 KT / Edge Of Bed, then sat a while and bounced with her sideways in Sidewinder and then said face-to-face, built up and exploded in Mish with her knees up.

The viscosity was unbelievable in all 3 positions and I was in her only 9 minutes tops and she laughed as I pointed at her and told her that next time it will be longer. She provided yet another session which had me wondering if the pussy could get any better? I was in wonderland for the next 5 hours. I did not come close to breaking a sweat which is a big indicator if a escort is too big for me. She's been reinstated back on the team after a 18 month vacation because the session with her is still absolutely great.

My Monger Model:

I want to spend my 30 sessions with a expanding group of escorts. I do not need any GFE stuff in my sessions to have a great time. I play my own special music in my sessions. When I come out to play I am going to have a fantastic time from start to finish and leave in wonderland every time. I do not to see them back to back and want to see them only after 2 1/2 to 3 weeks since the last time. I continue to seek to expand my squad.

I rate escorts by:

Face, body, rate, incall, my drive, their demeanor.

- Nicole's face is not close to ugly as far as I'm concerned and she's clean.

- Her body is bigger than before, but not sloppy and very easy getting to the gooey nugget from all my fav positions.

- Its hard to beat her rates these days. $100/ HH. I'm willing to spend more per session but the babe must clearly be a cut above the avg escort. I plan to hook-up with a few very good looking escorts that charge at least $200/ HH, every now and then but nowadays I'm don't seem to be in a hurry to do so.

- Her in-call is just as I prefer: Not a hotel in a clean and quiet neighborhood with a neat and clean bedroom to operate within along with a mirror.

- She's only 15 minutes away from me.

- Demeanor: Like all my regulars, she understands that I have 30 minutes with her. I will take my sweet time with them in a few positions, come when I want to and I don't want to see any hint of an attitude.

Because of all the above factors, there is no good reason for Me to not see her.

Yes, to each their own is 100% correct!

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/nicole-e...gton-dc-155991

Happy Hunting!

SJ.

I dreamed of her a few weeks back. I was in the mood for a bigger gal so I stayed in my dream. Had a good time, but to each their own.

[JTreehorn14]

SJ has helped me out a time or two. He's a good guy and honest with his opinions, I just don't always agree with his assessments of age and looks. I am not the only one. SJ is also right about my monger philosophy. I rarely see the same provider twice. Anyway sorry for the negativity.

Same here. I appreciate SJs input and he's also helped me out a time or two, but his assessment of age and looks baffles me. Like you said, Jessica and Soveida have been posting for at least seven years, using the exact same pics. I've been banging them since them 2014 and there was no way they were in their twenties then. Soveida has stayed attractive, but Jessica looks exactly like what she is. An overweight, forty-something Puerto Rican women with a not-terribly attractive face. Her sister is even bigger and has an even less attractive face. If you want to bang a fat forty-something chick for cheap, then you'll find what you need. If you don't really care and are just looking to bang someone other than your wife once in a while for cheap, then I can attest they will also fill the bill. That said, they've reached the point where I can't look at them and not think, "They should be paying me to bang them", which is why I'm done with them. I honestly think SJ needs to go over to College Park on a Saturday night and just have a couple of beers at Cornerstone. Don't leer, don't be creepy, but take a look around. Those are twenty-somethings. Hang out in Adams Morgan or you Street on a Saturday night. Those are twenty-something. If you tell me they don't look much different than Jessica and Nicole then I suggest you go to an optometrist. My wife is a 7 or 8 and in her forties, and gets mistaken for being in her early thirties all the time. Trust me, I know what a young-looking forty-something woman looks like, and it is Not Jessica or Nicole.

[Member #6465]

Pooty. Why the negativity man? SJ is a major contributor to this and the MoCo board. Many mongers I among them enjoy his posts due to his enthusiasm and truthfulness.

SJ has helped me out a time or two. He's a good guy and honest with his opinions, I just don't always agree with his assessments of age and looks. I am not the only one. SJ is also right about my monger philosophy. I rarely see the same provider twice. Anyway sorry for the negativity.

[SuperJimmy]

Mr. Pooty-Lover has been sharing a lot of his exploits.

It just hasn't been that many in MOCO and PG County but a lot in other areas of the DMV. Especially NVA.

Happy hunting!

SJ.

P-Lover is right about is me posting about the same small group of escorts but I've already dialed that back since my return and most of my posts now are regarding the hobby in general trying to be helpful to my fellow mongers.

He's entitled to all of his opinions along with his Monger Model which I believe is to see a different escort just about every time out.

He should be posting reviews quite often and sharing all these new found babes with his monger brothers.

Maybe his dislike of Nicole & especially Jessica's looks stems from the fact that they are non-GFE? Who knows?

Its different strokes for different folks in this hobby.

I'm going to look at some football!

Happy Hunting!

[SyntorX]

P-Lover is right about is me posting about the same small group of escorts but I've already dialed that back since my return and most of my posts now are regarding the hobby in general trying to be helpful to my fellow mongers.

He's entitled to all of his opinions along with his Monger Model which I believe is to see a different escort just about every time out.

He should be posting reviews quite often and sharing all these new found babes with his monger brothers.

Maybe his dislike of Nicole & especially Jessica's looks stems from the fact that they are non-GFE? Who knows?

Its different strokes for different folks in this hobby.

I'm going to look at some football!

Happy Hunting!

Don't let them bother you SJ. I like many here enjoy your posts. You have found what you enjoy and tell others about it. It is likely you are helping a number of guys just starting in the hobby figure it out. I also catch crap, because I have found what I like and post about it. At least we are providing information for others to use to enjoy themselves or ignore if it is not what they are interested in. I like you have quit posting as often, but I will not stop. I hope you do not either. We owe it to people starting in the hobby. We can help them get started and then they can find their way in the hobby, so they can settle into what they like.

[SuperJimmy]

P-Lover is right about is me posting about the same small group of escorts but I've already dialed that back since my return and most of my posts now are regarding the hobby in general trying to be helpful to my fellow mongers.

He's entitled to all of his opinions along with his Monger Model which I believe is to see a different escort just about every time out.

He should be posting reviews quite often and sharing all these new found babes with his monger brothers.

Maybe his dislike of Nicole & especially Jessica's looks stems from the fact that they are non-GFE? Who knows?

Its different strokes for different folks in this hobby.

I'm going to look at some football!

Happy Hunting!

Pooty. Why the negativity man? SJ is a major contributor to this and the MoCo board. Many mongers I among them enjoy his posts due to his enthusiasm and truthfulness.