Massage Parlor Reports

[UciMagic]

My IG feed is showing a grand opening for a place called Deja Vu Spa in Fountain Valley. They use the same logo as the Deja Vu strip club chain, and the photos in their posts are pretty hot. Seems way to good to be true. Has anyone here checked them out?.

Someone please TOFTT. I stopped in on their grand opening just to get rates and they told me 45/30 min, 55/45 min, 65/60 min.

[Foggie]

Saw an ad on RR and didn't see any reports on it, decided to TOFTT. Place is on Edinger near Mile Square in a big shopping complex. 4 HR. 4 HE. Papasan took me into the first room. They have rooms, but it's only a curtain and you can hear the next room if it's more than a whisper. Tall Chinese lady, fully clothed unsexily comes in. Baggy jeans and a baggy shirt. I'd say she's pushing late 30's. She had a mask on the whole time, so it's just an assumption. Massage was just ok. Medium pressure, a few ball grazes, but no mega tease. On the flip, she gives the sign and I hold up 4 fingers. She nods her head and goes to town. She didn't rush or jackhammer, it's just pretty much normal standard HE. I didn't even try to get any feels in. Her baggy shirt was tucked into her baggy jeans and she was standing so far away when she worked on junior. Her name was Amy or Emmy. OK if you run out of late night options and need your fix, they close at 10 pm. I doubt FS goes on there, no privacy.

[HonkyDonk]

So when Ruby says you want water she doesn't mean a bottle of water huh? I was really surprised LOL.

What does it mean then? I am confused.

[Slammer6008]

Is Linda tulip BBFS?

Only if you're part of her mile high club.

[SaltyDog]

So when Ruby says you want water she doesn't mean a bottle of water huh? I was really surprised LOL.

[CJamesTX85]

Nicole busy as usual. Should I go Mia at air body or angela le palace. She said Angela new young girl but she says that about every girl there. Mia I have read a bit on here about. I have appts with both just need to decide who I cancel and who I stick with.

[NailBoiz1]

After checking out all of the hype over Bamboo and Air Body (more Bamboo than Air Body), I circled back to New Spa today. I've decided that between the three places, this place is my favorite. Why?

- Girls are roughly on par with what you get at Bamboo. All average looking 30'ish to 40'ish Asian women. At New they're Viet. At Bamboo they're Chinese. No stunners at either place, but they can all pass as "reasonably attractive," and there are a couple at either place that can pass as "sort of cute-ish. ".

- Price point is similar - 40 entry + $40 tip for similar services.

- Privacy is much better at New. The rooms have curtains instead of doors, but they have actual walls that go to the ceiling, and they are large rooms with plenty of space to undress and re-dress, even a large comfy chair to sit on to put your shoes back on and hooks to hang your clothes up.

- Every room is private, unlike Bamboo where you have to walk through the big open area and maybe even bump into a few people getting massages on your way back to your little curtained off cell.

- New is not YMMV, unlike the other two. I've been there 5-6 times now with a different provider every time, and every service has been pretty much exactly the same.

- HJ technique is equally good at all three places IMO.

- At New, you are pretty much guaranteed to get full access to the goods. In every visit there I've gotten top up and bottom down, and free touching everywhere, with absolutely no issue. I've had girls there in a dress, t-shirt and yoga pants, and t-shirt and athletic shorts. At the other two places you may or may not get UTC, and if you're really lucky you get the top up. But most just get UTC or OTC, and most get denied below the waist.

- New is a little lesser known place. Quieter, less traffic, no walk of shame.

I didn't get the name of today's provider because I don't feel like it's really important there. They all give the same level of service and I've never had anybody say a word or ask about tips there.

Well it won't be so quite and slow now. LOL.

Thanks for the info.

[Grimmy23]

After checking out all of the hype over Bamboo and Air Body (more Bamboo than Air Body), I circled back to New Spa today. I've decided that between the three places, this place is my favorite. Why?

- Girls are roughly on par with what you get at Bamboo. All average looking 30'ish to 40'ish Asian women. At New they're Viet. At Bamboo they're Chinese. No stunners at either place, but they can all pass as "reasonably attractive," and there are a couple at either place that can pass as "sort of cute-ish. ".

- Price point is similar - 40 entry + $40 tip for similar services.

- Privacy is much better at New. The rooms have curtains instead of doors, but they have actual walls that go to the ceiling, and they are large rooms with plenty of space to undress and re-dress, even a large comfy chair to sit on to put your shoes back on and hooks to hang your clothes up.

- Every room is private, unlike Bamboo where you have to walk through the big open area and maybe even bump into a few people getting massages on your way back to your little curtained off cell.

- New is not YMMV, unlike the other two. I've been there 5-6 times now with a different provider every time, and every service has been pretty much exactly the same.

- HJ technique is equally good at all three places IMO.

- At New, you are pretty much guaranteed to get full access to the goods. In every visit there I've gotten top up and bottom down, and free touching everywhere, with absolutely no issue. I've had girls there in a dress, t-shirt and yoga pants, and t-shirt and athletic shorts. At the other two places you may or may not get UTC, and if you're really lucky you get the top up. But most just get UTC or OTC, and most get denied below the waist.

- New is a little lesser known place. Quieter, less traffic, no walk of shame.

I didn't get the name of today's provider because I don't feel like it's really important there. They all give the same level of service and I've never had anybody say a word or ask about tips there.

[Slammer6008]

Slammer, if you don't mind sparing me the legwork as well! This thread is the best!

I'll be down at bamboo today with a Meet and greet signing afterwards. I have one of those T-shirts guns. I'll be shooting some T-shirts up to bamboo afterwards. I have some slammer shirts left also some tube tops. You can give to your favorite masseuse. Some of the tube tops say I've been slammed by slammer or The one that says don't kiss me Slammer was here. ✌65039;128513;.

[Slammer6008]

Linda has been there for a year. You seem to have caught her on a day off, which occasionally changes. You need an appointment. She rarely pops up in the rotation because she's busy with those asking for her. She's not skinny like Anna but pretty good tone IMO. Great foot massage finish. She's YMMV like all the Bamboo girls. None of them give to everyone but all of them give to someone. Just like downstairs. I remember the good old days when you guys didn't fill the lobby and it only had four curtained rooms. Haha. That was fun.

OK I'm going to pack up the slammer Mobile. And head out over there today. Not going to make an appointment. I'm just going to wait in the lobby to see who I get. LOL maybe we can do a meet and greet out there today.

[VeryInterest]

I hope you didn't 69 with her yesterday after 3:00.

Is Linda tulip BBFS?

[HeadorTail]

I hope you didn't 69 with her yesterday after 3:00 😊.

Slammer, when I was in Vietnam that's what we used to call a Twinkie. You pull her tight to bury your face in 69 and the cream filling squeezed out. Crazy days.

[HeadorTail]

Right now I'm working on Bamboo Ana, but I'll put Bamboo Linda on my list. Thanks for your reply. Did you try to get her pants down? Do you know what days she works? If you haven't sampled Tulip Linda you should try, great sex and not too pricey, plus she loves it.

Linda has been there for a year. You seem to have caught her on a day off, which occasionally changes. You need an appointment. She rarely pops up in the rotation because she's busy with those asking for her. She's not skinny like Anna but pretty good tone IMO. Great foot massage finish. She's YMMV like all the Bamboo girls. None of them give to everyone but all of them give to someone. Just like downstairs. I remember the good old days when you guys didn't fill the lobby and it only had four curtained rooms. Haha. That was fun.

[Slammer6008]

Really? A Linda at Bamboo?? What days does she work? Apparently, according to the lineup I got from Bamboo MMS #2, Alice, Bamboo Linda wasn't working this afternoon. Linda at Tulip is really a treat; I love BB 69 with her, she really gets off on it.

I hope you didn't 69 with her yesterday after 3:00 😊.

[RobbingHood]

When you find somebody in their early 20's we would all like to know. I'll send you all my notes of the last 10 years of my experiences so you won't have to do any of the legwork. 😁 The only one I can't tell you about is the two midgets an the ball gag👍.

Slammer, if you don't mind sparing me the legwork as well! This thread is the best!