Massage Parlor Reports

**HeadorTail** · 10-12-21 21:40

Originally Posted by NiceGuy99 [View Original Post]

I assume you're referring to Linda at Tulip as I don't know of a Linda at Bamboo.

You know what happens when you assume. Ok. Good Guy, go to Tulip. Everyone else go see Linda at Bamboo. I've been there a couple of times there myself. Hahaha. She's a sweetheart, be nice to her.

**Gulongitlog** · 10-12-21 21:36

Kiki at Air Body. Massage was minimal but she did walk on my back so that was good at least. Her HE technique was good. And she allowed UTC. Paid. 4 to the house and. 4 for finish. I tried to push for BJ but she said no even for next time. Pretty petite girl though.

Selena at iMassage. I tried this place out since Jenny wasn't available at Supatthra. There were a couple of recons from earlier posts too. Anyway massage was non existent. And I had to wait 15 minutes before it started. Agreed for a CBJ. Then 5 minutes in she gives up, like WTF?! Then she just starts a weird as technique where she holds the base and just tugs on the head like. Where the heal did she learn that? Had to like show her a couple of times how to properly do it even though I'm already pissed that she stopped the CBJ that I paid for. . 4 to the house and. 8 for tip that she took without the CBJ finish, became a lame ass HE finish. Pretty sure I was half flaccid too. Argh won't be coming back.

Bamboo is still a great deal for good massage and decent HE. Anyway, I hope others have better luck than me LOL.

**Nice Guy 99** · 10-12-21 21:30

I had a totally unforeseen opportunity to visit Bamboo this afternoon. Called ahead and told Alice (Mindy's sister) that I could be there in 30 minutes. Asked for Ana (not working today), then Andi (sorry busy) and then Alice gave me the available lineup: Toto and Jessica. Well THAT choice is clear. Toto (pronounced toe-toe) did her usual good job. She excels at the massage of the erogenous zone, unfettered topside access although her bra has tooooo many hooks and, once again, I was unable to talk her out of her pants for DATY. "Sorry, I can't do that here." Nice girl. BTW, lot's of sound coming from Andi's "room", she must have had a 1. 5 hour session. Interesting.

**Nice Guy 99** · 10-12-21 21:11

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

Just got done with tulip. I went in and rolled the dice walked in there was this hot Vietnamese at the front desk. I'm playing it all cool just checking that nice Tone body an ass. And then slammer says is Linda available😩 she leaves comes back and says 5 minutes she will be ready. I say are you available she said not now I asked her name she said Kelly. Whoever said she was old was thrown us a smokescreen she is a hot piece of ass. So when Linda came in I got a little back rub a little suckie suckie got her from behind then went missionary. Pulled out and unloaded on her tits. HeadnTails you'd be proud. 😁 I'm still pissed off at that slammer never keep his mouth shut.

I've been with Kelly. Indeed she is beautiful and wears a very inviting short dress. Despite my polite and charming approach she declined UTC and OTC touching. Her HJ skills are unremarkable. But then Slammer has extreme game and HMMV if he gives her a try. Linda is a consistent winner.

**Nice Guy 99** · 10-12-21 21:04

Originally Posted by HeadorTail [View Original Post]

IMO Linda has the best body there and breasts most 30 year old would die for. Yum.

I assume you're referring to Linda at Tulip as I don't know of a Linda at Bamboo.

**Slammer6008** · 10-12-21 19:02

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

Just got done with tulip. I went in and rolled the dice walked in there was this hot Vietnamese at the front desk. I'm playing it all cool just checking that nice Tone body an ass. And then slammer says is Linda available😩 she leaves comes back and says 5 minutes she will be ready. I say are you available she said not now I asked her name she said Kelly. Whoever said she was old was thrown us a smokescreen she is a hot piece of ass. So when Linda came in I got a little back rub a little suckie suckie got her from behind then went missionary. Pulled out and unloaded on her tits. HeadnTails you'd be proud. 😁 I'm still pissed off at that slammer never keep his mouth shut.

Stopped by at home run park I can still hit the 90's💪.

**Slammer6008** · 10-12-21 18:43

Originally Posted by NiceGuy99 [View Original Post]

So I headed out today kinda debating, sex or great massage? I chose sex and headed to Tulip. Linda (a sure thing) was busy and she assigned me to Kelly / Kerry (ok senior moment, can't remember which). Miss K is a real stunner, Vietnamese, blonde hair and wearing a short dress. Wow!, I thought, jackpot. I booked 45 minutes for 50. Did the leg check and she declined touching, saying "Later". Weak AMP massage, no teasing. On the flip she wanted 60 for HJ and +100 to lose the dress. I countered with 50 for HJ and UTC access. We debated. She finally agreed but then she blocked the UTC. The HJ exhibited zero skill and after a few minutes I said, "I'm done" and left. I tipped her 40 for nothing; why? Because I'm a Nice Guy, of course. Bottom line on Tulip, if you want sex book Linda ahead of time otherwise don't bother.

I was irritated and unsatisfied so headed over to Bamboo. I've seen Andie, Mei, Toto and Jessica on Thursdays. Mindy knows I want to sample the whole Thursday lineup and assigned me to Ana (I actually think that's the entire Thursday group, please correct me if I'm wrong). What a nice person Ana is. Slim and pretty. Very friendly and really seems to care. Great massage and excellent tease. OTC access below the belt and UTC access above. HJ + A was well executed. She even hopped up on the table for a snuggle. Again, what a nice person. Treat her well. I gave her a premium tip. Bottom line on Bamboo, always a great massage. Andie and Ana are tied for #1 on total performance, Mei is a strong #2 and Toto excels in the extras department.

I need to find a reasonably priced sex AMP for when Bamboo doesn't completely fulfill what I sometimes desire. Suggestions are welcome.

Just got done with tulip. I went in and rolled the dice walked in there was this hot Vietnamese at the front desk. I'm playing it all cool just checking that nice Tone body an ass. And then slammer says is Linda available😩 she leaves comes back and says 5 minutes she will be ready. I say are you available she said not now I asked her name she said Kelly. Whoever said she was old was thrown us a smokescreen she is a hot piece of ass. So when Linda came in I got a little back rub a little suckie suckie got her from behind then went missionary. Pulled out and unloaded on her tits. HeadnTails you'd be proud. 😁 I'm still pissed off at that slammer never keep his mouth shut.

**Slammer6008** · 10-12-21 15:51

Originally Posted by HeadorTail [View Original Post]

IMO Linda has the best body there and breasts most 30 year old would die for. Yum.

I remember that body one time!! 😁 thanks for the hook up.

**CubeBrick** · 10-12-21 13:46

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

If it's a legit franchise you can easily get SBA loans, especially for an established brand name. I'm not rich at all and I managed to start a franchise spa business, but it takes a hell of a lot more than $100 k to do it. Mine took about $700 k to start up between construction, opening working capital etc. It does take some balls though. You usually have to put your house up as collateral so if your business fails you're fucked. I can tell you that in this world, $100 k doesn't buy you much. They're touting themselves as an ultra luxury spa and for $100 k that's laughable. The air conditioning for my spa cost that much.

I can tell you what it is. These are criminal enterprises with the kingpin somewhere in Asia and they recruit local owners to run the MPs. If you get busted and arrested that's your problem. LE can never get the king pen. They just go out and recruit more owners who run the shops and send most of the cash overseas after taking a small cut for themselves. If you want to pay 100 k to be a papa San you can probably get your favorite girls to fuck you whenever you want but that's at the cost of likely ending up doing some time behind bars.

Agree with most of what you're sayin, expect all your hysteria about Asian triads and kingpins in Hong Kong. I grew up watching tons of kung fu movies too. All the massage parlours owned by a bunch of MILFs and mamasans. Some partnerships. But I've senen zero evidence of organized crime and shit.

**HeadorTail** · 10-12-21 10:08

Originally Posted by NiceGuy99 [View Original Post]

Nope. I've been with Andie, Mei, Toto, Jessica and Ana. All seem to be natural but A to B. Great massage though. Mindy, the MMS, is more endowed but she insists she doesn't do the massage. Also note that the standard Bamboo uniform is thick jeans, strong belt and a cast iron bra. It's mostly about massage.

IMO Linda has the best body there and breasts most 30 year old would die for. Yum.

**Nice Guy 99** · 10-12-21 03:12

Originally Posted by RBFSyndrome [View Original Post]

Does bamboo have any nice natural D melon girls? It seems like all the reports are pretty petite ones.

Nope. I've been with Andie, Mei, Toto, Jessica and Ana. All seem to be natural but A to B. Great massage though. Mindy, the MMS, is more endowed but she insists she doesn't do the massage. Also note that the standard Bamboo uniform is thick jeans, strong belt and a cast iron bra. It's mostly about massage.

**Heartless Jay** · 10-12-21 00:41

Originally Posted by CubeBrick [View Original Post]

They started out in Costa mesa back in the early 2000's. They built up that "high end"exclusive" image. The girls in the video are hot. Would love to F the 2 blondes. And the youtube videos with the mongers, its laughable. If you want to pay 25 to 50% more for your massage, and then get rebuffed and rejected on the flip, go ahead and visit Angel Spa. I'm sure these girls will charge something north $200 for a fuck. Their scam is to find some rich unsuspecting sucker to buy one of their shops for a six figur number. You know, I just want to fuck. That's it.

I remember that place. They opened at the 440 location back before 440 got raided and shut down the first time. Their girls were way hotter than the typical Chinese MP at 440, but if I remember correctly they charged 70 per hour, and that was 15 years ago. Tried them once, thinking ok, it's twice the normal rate, but if I can fuck one of those hot chix it'll be worth it. After the flip, no teasing and then she says all finished, I pulled off the sheet and pointed to my pecker. And she got this look like, eew, gross old man, put that thing away. Walked away and never considered returning. Waste of money. Weak tea massage and no pussy.

**RBFSyndrome** · 10-11-21 23:32

Has anyone been here recently? Also, does anyone know how to properly search multiple words since this forum searches multiple words separately resulting in very inaccurate results. Please enlighten me.

Lastly, does bamboo have any nice natural D melon girls? It seems like all the reports are pretty petite ones.

TIA, I'd post a review but honestly haven't ventured much lately other than my usual one.

Tried to see tiff at CKB but the lady said she was working at miracle foot last Saturday? But I wasn't going to go to that filthy spot so LOL.

**Brick562** · 10-11-21 22:55

Who's the best looking provider with at least a decent massage in your opinion? Handy is fine.

**Grimmy23** · 10-11-21 21:04

Originally Posted by CubeBrick [View Original Post]

They started out in Costa mesa back in the early 2000's. They built up that "high end"exclusive" image. The girls in the video are hot. Would love to F the 2 blondes. And the youtube videos with the mongers, its laughable. If you want to pay 25 to 50% more for your massage, and then get rebuffed and rejected on the flip, go ahead and visit Angel Spa. I'm sure these girls will charge something north $200 for a fuck. Their scam is to find some rich unsuspecting sucker to buy one of their shops for a six figur number. You know, I just want to fuck. That's it.

If it's a legit franchise you can easily get SBA loans, especially for an established brand name. I'm not rich at all and I managed to start a franchise spa business, but it takes a hell of a lot more than $100 k to do it. Mine took about $700 k to start up between construction, opening working capital etc. It does take some balls though. You usually have to put your house up as collateral so if your business fails you're fucked. I can tell you that in this world, $100 k doesn't buy you much. They're touting themselves as an ultra luxury spa and for $100 k that's laughable. The air conditioning for my spa cost that much.

I can tell you what it is. These are criminal enterprises with the kingpin somewhere in Asia and they recruit local owners to run the MPs. If you get busted and arrested that's your problem. LE can never get the king pen. They just go out and recruit more owners who run the shops and send most of the cash overseas after taking a small cut for themselves. If you want to pay 100 k to be a papa San you can probably get your favorite girls to fuck you whenever you want but that's at the cost of likely ending up doing some time behind bars.