Massage Parlor Reports

**TwoTrack** · 10-14-21 05:35

Originally Posted by FinGuy123 [View Original Post]

Which Lotus are you talking about? The one on Burton or the one at Eastern and 28th St?

28th / eastern.

**HarryHood** · 10-13-21 17:21

Went back to Asian Ivy massage again, Kalamazoo & 44th st. Seems to have been returned to original owners, after being in the hands of the Blessings chain briefly.

It wasn't too bad, though the talent could be better. They have a table shower, which is why I went. Got real clean, very hands on, and then on to the fun.

I've had better, but I've also had worse. Probably will return if the talent gets a tad younger. 60/60.

**Tommey** · 10-13-21 14:07

I had the pleasure of meeting with Athena recently for a duo session. She is a good friend of Eris, and we had a training session. Athena is new to this, and eager to learn. I think she is going to be a hit.

She's quite pretty, disarmingly so, young, and she's got a hot bod. I think she's going to have a somewhat limited schedule, so you may need some patience if you'd like to get in to see her. Check with Eris for more.

Here's a post with a couple pics of her: https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...s/109348797387.

**FinGuy123** · 10-13-21 12:59

Which Lotus are you talking about? The one on Burton or the one at Eastern and 28th St?

Originally Posted by TwoTrack [View Original Post]

Stopped into Lotus Monday last week.

I rang buzzer to get in an a small Asian Lady, mid 40's,opens door an pulls me in.

Good looking, chesty, wearing a little skirt, an very happy!

I opted for 1 hr. With TS.

Very clean place!

TS was good an Coco didn't miss a spot!

Pretty good massage after TS with plenty more teasing that led to quite a bit of pleasing!

Very cool lady that really gets into her job!.

**Shawtren** · 10-13-21 10:41

Originally Posted by Monger01 [View Original Post]

This is spot on. In 15+ years of hitting MPs everything stated is true. Find a girl you click with. Keep seeing her. Gradually the menu opens up.

This is exactly why I try to keep seeing the same provider. And when I find the one I click with and get established, I have found that EVERY one of them has a good friend that they recommend to see if you can't connect with your regular. And yes. They talk. A built up level of trust is important.

**FlashMe** · 10-13-21 09:43

I have always been a luck of the draw kinda guy there but between this review and the recent Avaa reviews it's probably time to start calling ahead.

This sounds amazing. Great review.

Originally Posted by MichiganMan686 [View Original Post]

Asked for Kelly due to a review on USA. Thank you my fellow mongers for what you do. Got an hour. Massage was deep tissue. She's good at that. Gives a great rub. During the rub is the best tease I've ever had. She is not shy and what she does is kinda tests you in different spots and makes mental notes by your reactions. A really great tease. Best I've had and I've seen more pussy than most toilet seats. LOL. So by the time you flip you are begging for it but no. You start getting edged now. OMG. Just killin me. I went to finish it my self because I had to blow. She says that's mine. I was hard enough to split diamonds. Finally she let me finish with dirty talk. She milked me like a dairy cow. Wow. Wow. Did I say wow? She commented on how she liked my size and body and just said she was really into it. Just a great girl. 60/60 hr. Ty kelly. Fkin great time. Mm686.

**Love The Lips** · 10-12-21 23:13

Originally Posted by Monger01 [View Original Post]

Panacea by the ball park. 1 hour 60 door /60 tip gets you a pretty young girl and topless HJ with roaming generally.

The rest IMO are over priced as others stated.

With a matching door tip most all the girls will get nude with total roaming. Panacea is my favorite as most of the girls there don't have GPS which is why they are successful.

**Monger01** · 10-12-21 18:50

Originally Posted by DerickSaunders [View Original Post]

So I've been out of the mongering game for a bit, and saw that someone was saying in here that someone wanted $400 for th hour? And then went to stg and the first 3 ads I looked at had these same ridiculous prices! They were even girls that I've seen post for forever. So are prices jacked up in the hobby too just like everything else in this world or what's going on?

Panacea by the ball park. 1 hour 60 door /60 tip gets you a pretty young girl and topless HJ with roaming generally.

The rest IMO are over priced as others stated.

**Monger01** · 10-12-21 18:49

Originally Posted by WaltK [View Original Post]

Saw Marisol a few days ago at the place in BC that is near Britt's old place. Comically awful. First, the girl is very large; in Walt's world there are no BBWs. Maybe Marisol would be good looking if she lost 150 pounds but my imagination is not good enough to make that call. I stayed because my buddy Benz tells me the big ones try harder, that may be generally true but not this time. Lamest massage you can imagine. When I flip she asks if I have a cover and I respond no. She then proceeds to go get a plastic grocery bag from the hallway. I am thinking she has covers in the bag but when she climbs on the table she puts the bag on Walt Jr and proceeds with a CBJ through a grocery bag. I have been in the hobby for years and have had hundreds of women suck Walt Jr but a CBJ with a grocery bag has to be one of the biggest "what the fuck am I doing here" moments of my hobby career. I tell her to lose the bag, she won't do BBBJ so that is that. 160 for a shitty massage and a few seconds of CBJ through a grocery bag.

The other girl working in there is attractive but also fails to deliver. Needless to say I will avoid this place and recommend other mongers do the same unless they are just looking to have a good horror / ***** story.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...w/425028074381

Great review and a top 5 all time post for the humor!

" in Walt's world there are no BBWs. Maybe Marisol would be good looking if she lost 150 pounds but my imagination is not good enough to make that call. ".

That is a classic.

**WayneJWorld** · 10-12-21 17:39

Originally Posted by WaltK [View Original Post]

Saw Marisol a few days ago at the place in BC that is near Britt's old place. Comically awful. First, the girl is very large; in Walt's world there are no BBWs. Maybe Marisol would be good looking if she lost 150 pounds but my imagination is not good enough to make that call. I stayed because my buddy Benz tells me the big ones try harder, that may be generally true but not this time. Lamest massage you can imagine. When I flip she asks if I have a cover and I respond no. She then proceeds to go get a plastic grocery bag from the hallway. I am thinking she has covers in the bag but when she climbs on the table she puts the bag on Walt Jr and proceeds with a CBJ through a grocery bag. I have been in the hobby for years and have had hundreds of women suck Walt Jr but a CBJ with a grocery bag has to be one of the biggest "what the fuck am I doing here" moments of my hobby career. I tell her to lose the bag, she won't do BBBJ so that is that. 160 for a shitty massage and a few seconds of CBJ through a grocery bag.

The other girl working in there is attractive but also fails to deliver. Needless to say I will avoid this place and recommend other mongers do the same unless they are just looking to have a good horror / ***** story.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...w/425028074381

She does say in the ad "Mouth Watering". Perhaps it was a takeout bag from local restaurant, the aroma still fresh and it made her mouth water for another helping of lunch. .

**WaltK** · 10-12-21 16:27

Saw Marisol a few days ago at the place in BC that is near Britt's old place. Comically awful. First, the girl is very large; in Walt's world there are no BBWs. Maybe Marisol would be good looking if she lost 150 pounds but my imagination is not good enough to make that call. I stayed because my buddy Benz tells me the big ones try harder, that may be generally true but not this time. Lamest massage you can imagine. When I flip she asks if I have a cover and I respond no. She then proceeds to go get a plastic grocery bag from the hallway. I am thinking she has covers in the bag but when she climbs on the table she puts the bag on Walt Jr and proceeds with a CBJ through a grocery bag. I have been in the hobby for years and have had hundreds of women suck Walt Jr but a CBJ with a grocery bag has to be one of the biggest "what the fuck am I doing here" moments of my hobby career. I tell her to lose the bag, she won't do BBBJ so that is that. 160 for a shitty massage and a few seconds of CBJ through a grocery bag.

The other girl working in there is attractive but also fails to deliver. Needless to say I will avoid this place and recommend other mongers do the same unless they are just looking to have a good horror / ***** story.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...w/425028074381

**Blackfire** · 10-12-21 09:07

Originally Posted by MichiganMan686 [View Original Post]

I don't use STG because I'm not into getting myself in a bad siuation. Only massage parlors. Hour massage is usually 120 to 180 hour includes topless or nude and HE. If you want more than HE its more than that. YMMV. MM686.

I think $180 for an hour massage, topless or nude with a hand job is definitely inflation! Think about this, many guys have to work a full day or more to earn $180 after tax dollars. And in return for a full days work you can buy an hour of a nude girl rubbing you? And as you said, more service cost more. So for 2 days wages you can add covered full service for that same hour. On the flip side the ladies do take a lot of risk of disease and other unpleasant things (which is why so many won't do uncovered anything. But who in their right mind pays $250 for a CBJ. Rhetorical question, I know quite a few guys do!

**MichiganMan686** · 10-12-21 07:59

Originally Posted by DerickSaunders [View Original Post]

So I've been out of the mongering game for a bit, and saw that someone was saying in here that someone wanted $400 for th hour? And then went to stg and the first 3 ads I looked at had these same ridiculous prices! They were even girls that I've seen post for forever. So are prices jacked up in the hobby too just like everything else in this world or what's going on?

I don't use STG because I'm not into getting myself in a bad siuation. Only massage parlors. Hour massage is usually 120 to 180 hour includes topless or nude and HE. If you want more than HE its more than that. YMMV. MM686.

**DerickSaunders** · 10-11-21 22:02

So I've been out of the mongering game for a bit, and saw that someone was saying in here that someone wanted $400 for th hour? And then went to stg and the first 3 ads I looked at had these same ridiculous prices! They were even girls that I've seen post for forever. So are prices jacked up in the hobby too just like everything else in this world or what's going on?

**Monger01** · 10-11-21 18:57

Originally Posted by Blackfire [View Original Post]

And a simple answer to your questions is They Almost All Do. Right guy, right time, right wallet and almost all of the ladies at the parlors have and will suck dick. However, it is YMMV at most of the massage houses, and usually you have to have gone at least once or twice to the same lady and have had some level of trust before it happens. Just like most of them will do the deed if everything lines up right. Most will SAY they don't!!

This is spot on. In 15+ years of hitting MPs everything stated is true. Find a girl you click with. Keep seeing her. Gradually the menu opens up.