Massage Parlor Reports

[Monger01]

So I've been out of the mongering game for a bit, and saw that someone was saying in here that someone wanted $400 for th hour? And then went to stg and the first 3 ads I looked at had these same ridiculous prices! They were even girls that I've seen post for forever. So are prices jacked up in the hobby too just like everything else in this world or what's going on?

Panacea by the ball park. 1 hour 60 door /60 tip gets you a pretty young girl and topless HJ with roaming generally.

The rest IMO are over priced as others stated.

[Monger01]

Saw Marisol a few days ago at the place in BC that is near Britt's old place. Comically awful. First, the girl is very large; in Walt's world there are no BBWs. Maybe Marisol would be good looking if she lost 150 pounds but my imagination is not good enough to make that call. I stayed because my buddy Benz tells me the big ones try harder, that may be generally true but not this time. Lamest massage you can imagine. When I flip she asks if I have a cover and I respond no. She then proceeds to go get a plastic grocery bag from the hallway. I am thinking she has covers in the bag but when she climbs on the table she puts the bag on Walt Jr and proceeds with a CBJ through a grocery bag. I have been in the hobby for years and have had hundreds of women suck Walt Jr but a CBJ with a grocery bag has to be one of the biggest "what the fuck am I doing here" moments of my hobby career. I tell her to lose the bag, she won't do BBBJ so that is that. 160 for a shitty massage and a few seconds of CBJ through a grocery bag.

The other girl working in there is attractive but also fails to deliver. Needless to say I will avoid this place and recommend other mongers do the same unless they are just looking to have a good horror / ***** story.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...w/425028074381

Great review and a top 5 all time post for the humor!

" in Walt's world there are no BBWs. Maybe Marisol would be good looking if she lost 150 pounds but my imagination is not good enough to make that call. ".

That is a classic.

[WayneJWorld]

Saw Marisol a few days ago at the place in BC that is near Britt's old place. Comically awful. First, the girl is very large; in Walt's world there are no BBWs. Maybe Marisol would be good looking if she lost 150 pounds but my imagination is not good enough to make that call. I stayed because my buddy Benz tells me the big ones try harder, that may be generally true but not this time. Lamest massage you can imagine. When I flip she asks if I have a cover and I respond no. She then proceeds to go get a plastic grocery bag from the hallway. I am thinking she has covers in the bag but when she climbs on the table she puts the bag on Walt Jr and proceeds with a CBJ through a grocery bag. I have been in the hobby for years and have had hundreds of women suck Walt Jr but a CBJ with a grocery bag has to be one of the biggest "what the fuck am I doing here" moments of my hobby career. I tell her to lose the bag, she won't do BBBJ so that is that. 160 for a shitty massage and a few seconds of CBJ through a grocery bag.

The other girl working in there is attractive but also fails to deliver. Needless to say I will avoid this place and recommend other mongers do the same unless they are just looking to have a good horror / ***** story.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...w/425028074381

She does say in the ad "Mouth Watering". Perhaps it was a takeout bag from local restaurant, the aroma still fresh and it made her mouth water for another helping of lunch. .

[WaltK]

Saw Marisol a few days ago at the place in BC that is near Britt's old place. Comically awful. First, the girl is very large; in Walt's world there are no BBWs. Maybe Marisol would be good looking if she lost 150 pounds but my imagination is not good enough to make that call. I stayed because my buddy Benz tells me the big ones try harder, that may be generally true but not this time. Lamest massage you can imagine. When I flip she asks if I have a cover and I respond no. She then proceeds to go get a plastic grocery bag from the hallway. I am thinking she has covers in the bag but when she climbs on the table she puts the bag on Walt Jr and proceeds with a CBJ through a grocery bag. I have been in the hobby for years and have had hundreds of women suck Walt Jr but a CBJ with a grocery bag has to be one of the biggest "what the fuck am I doing here" moments of my hobby career. I tell her to lose the bag, she won't do BBBJ so that is that. 160 for a shitty massage and a few seconds of CBJ through a grocery bag.

The other girl working in there is attractive but also fails to deliver. Needless to say I will avoid this place and recommend other mongers do the same unless they are just looking to have a good horror / ***** story.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...w/425028074381

[Blackfire]

I don't use STG because I'm not into getting myself in a bad siuation. Only massage parlors. Hour massage is usually 120 to 180 hour includes topless or nude and HE. If you want more than HE its more than that. YMMV. MM686.

I think $180 for an hour massage, topless or nude with a hand job is definitely inflation! Think about this, many guys have to work a full day or more to earn $180 after tax dollars. And in return for a full days work you can buy an hour of a nude girl rubbing you? And as you said, more service cost more. So for 2 days wages you can add covered full service for that same hour. On the flip side the ladies do take a lot of risk of disease and other unpleasant things (which is why so many won't do uncovered anything. But who in their right mind pays $250 for a CBJ. Rhetorical question, I know quite a few guys do!

[MichiganMan686]

So I've been out of the mongering game for a bit, and saw that someone was saying in here that someone wanted $400 for th hour? And then went to stg and the first 3 ads I looked at had these same ridiculous prices! They were even girls that I've seen post for forever. So are prices jacked up in the hobby too just like everything else in this world or what's going on?

I don't use STG because I'm not into getting myself in a bad siuation. Only massage parlors. Hour massage is usually 120 to 180 hour includes topless or nude and HE. If you want more than HE its more than that. YMMV. MM686.

[DerickSaunders]

So I've been out of the mongering game for a bit, and saw that someone was saying in here that someone wanted $400 for th hour? And then went to stg and the first 3 ads I looked at had these same ridiculous prices! They were even girls that I've seen post for forever. So are prices jacked up in the hobby too just like everything else in this world or what's going on?

[Monger01]

And a simple answer to your questions is They Almost All Do. Right guy, right time, right wallet and almost all of the ladies at the parlors have and will suck dick. However, it is YMMV at most of the massage houses, and usually you have to have gone at least once or twice to the same lady and have had some level of trust before it happens. Just like most of them will do the deed if everything lines up right. Most will SAY they don't!!

This is spot on. In 15+ years of hitting MPs everything stated is true. Find a girl you click with. Keep seeing her. Gradually the menu opens up.

[Blackfire]

Do any of the ladies at any of the massage places offer oral? For example, Ava says she does not offer oral.

The post right below yours says the lady does. You can also look at post 12639, somebody put a nice list there after someone else asked the same question 2 weeks ago. Seems like you maybe should read the board back a couple months as research to get a feel for what's happening in GR.

And a simple answer to your questions is They Almost All Do. Right guy, right time, right wallet and almost all of the ladies at the parlors have and will suck dick. However, it is YMMV at most of the massage houses, and usually you have to have gone at least once or twice to the same lady and have had some level of trust before it happens. Just like most of them will do the deed if everything lines up right. Most will SAY they don't!!

[Buster1945]

Do any of the ladies at any of the massage places offer oral? For example, Ava says she does not offer oral.

[TwoTrack]

Stopped into Lotus Monday last week.

I rang buzzer to get in an a small Asian Lady, mid 40's,opens door an pulls me in.

Good looking, chesty, wearing a little skirt, an very happy!

I opted for 1 hr. With TS.

Very clean place!

TS was good an Coco didn't miss a spot!

Pretty good massage after TS with plenty more teasing that led to quite a bit of pleasing!

Very cool lady that really gets into her job!

BBBJ, cfs, no rush, just a great time.

Will definitely repeat!

60/140.

75 min. Visit.

Stay safe.

Twotrack.

[Scott1269]

Saw Annie yesterday. She is very beautiful.

Every time I see her I'm speechless.

Massage was deep tissue. She's good at that.

Gives a great rub. During the rub she gives the best tease.

HJ is amazing at the end.

[Masw980]

Work a little harder than that. You can find the answer in this forum very easily. Took me literally ten seconds to find what you asked for. But I'm the newbie. RIIIIIIIIGHT.

Start here: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...w-Member-Guide..

LOL swing and a miss. Great come back.

[Shawtren]

Asked for Kelly due to a review on USA. Thank you my fellow mongers for what you do. Got an hour. Massage was deep tissue. She's good at that. Gives a great rub. During the rub is the best tease I've ever had. She is not shy and what she does is kinda tests you in different spots and makes mental notes by your reactions. A really great tease. Best I've had and I've seen more pussy than most toilet seats. LOL. So by the time you flip you are begging for it but no. You start getting edged now. OMG. Just killin me. I went to finish it my self because I had to blow. She says that's mine. I was hard enough to split diamonds. Finally she let me finish with dirty talk. She milked me like a dairy cow. Wow. Wow. Did I say wow? She commented on how she liked my size and body and just said she was really into it. Just a great girl. 60/60 hr. Ty kelly. Fkin great time. Mm686.

Damn. That's a hell of a review!

[BassMaster1]

A $400 massage? WTF? Not only that, but you pay for the room? ! ?

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...l/151381914321

At those rates, you'd think she could afford to purchase herself a bathing suit, am I right?

Holy S%t some of these girls think us mongers are desperate and will pay anything but pretty sure her phone isn't ringing. I paid less for a higher end girl last weekend.