The Massholes

[Wiseass]

..........Visit the Connecticut, New Haven board and you'll see fellow mongers alike who are taking the same approach now. Mongers everywhere are fed up and it is a beautiful thing to see............

I took a look at the New Haven Massage Parlor Thread as you suggested. I bet you wouldn't think anyone would look beyond the 1st Page of Posts, but I just took a peek. I could believe what I saw! The Fudge Packing DumDum the Clown phishing, begging, and basically licking foreskin for leads and info. Yes, the same dude who accuses other Guys of phishing and begging for leads. Great that he even comes right out and admits it, Let's just see these posts:

I've been reading lots of details on DD and next on my list to take a trip from Mass and take a dip. Any intel on who to ask for, who to avoid, how much I can expect to pay and just overall the experience there. So far the reviews looks great but I see some misses. I looked on rubmap and that place is freakin' loaded with a massive 245 reviews, the most I've ever seen on any spa on there, well on a local new England level. They must have the goods if they've had that many reviews so I'm ready to party.

Anyone know of a provider there that would provide a Russian Breast relief CIM. I'd love this for a happy ending. Anyways, any help would be appreciated, I'll come back with a report to share!

If you think Boston and Worcester has parlors offering FS like DD then you haven't truly been in this area or state and experienced the parlors out here. It is more hit and miss, YMMV then straight forward FS known. I hate Boston for that exact reason. RI tops Boston by a long shot so when I see reviews of DD, why not. Its almost a waste of time and money at these Boston parlors or else you wouldn't have someone like me phishing for intel and see DD offering FS and wanting to make the trip.

Unless you know of some in Boston and Worcester that's offering the service without all the shenanigans of multiple trips, then by all means, drop me a private. I'd be willing to go check it out and provide a report and confirm.

Should've stayed firm at 140. They keep pushing the price up and we keep giving in and why it keeps increasing. The other when once dared say 200, I said, okay maybe next time and started to get up, she said okay, give me what you have. Had my 140 and gave that. Bring the exact change, they don't want it, walk. Try it sometimes, I know may not be possible all the time when your cock is stiff and she looks cum yum suckie, but just try it.

Sounds like this Mimi is the life of the party over there, is she really a gem?

Before this thread this past week, I had a good samaritan of a monger hit me up on private to recommend her. Unfortunately I live in boston so it's a 2 hour trip for me so when I called and mamasan can't accurately tell me if Mimi is there or not and just asking me to come in like they always do, it doesn't really work for me. Specifically if I go and it is not that Mimi, that's a long drive back home angry.

Anyone knows her specific hours or days if she has a set day or time. I'd like to troop down and come experience a good time.

So you got BBFS for that price or no?

Wow, this Mimi sounds like a charm, at that price I say we keep supporting her but then again some jag off will ruin it and drop more and she'll eventually request more and make it the standard. We've all experienced that, I have and so have many of you.

Pros and cons, differences and commons, prices, quality of girls / pussy and last but not least satisfaction.

I haven't taken the dive yet in CT but will soon. Coming from MA, the worst state for parlor adventure, looking at the board, it seems like you guys are having a ball like some of the guys at RI. So far I've been highly satisfied with the RI parlors, having been consistently venturing in 2 and will try out more.

I've been phishing for some details here and have had DD in mind for a while since last year, I am usually by Yale on business, twice a year, and I'd like to try this place and see what the fuss is all about and if I can make it my go to place when I'm in the area.

I know some of you from CT have ventured into the RI parlors because its the same distance for me from MA. What's say you?

Anyone know where I can go for some. Would love to try for the first time with Asian chic. I've been reviewing the CT boards for intel and research and have spoken with some good Samaritans, it looks like there is some serious action and traffic going on here and Bridgeport. I've seen pretty much everything that I like is on the menu except the mentioned of this and was wondering if any good monger got the goods on a kitty that's generous to let a fellow plunge and rim that tight hole for some tight Asian booty action.

Every parlor I've gone so far I like to smut them, spread their ass cheeks and booty hole, now I'd love to try the Greek, I believe is the kosher term for this type of action. Any help in the right direction and damage cover, would be greatly appreciated. Carry on, you guys are rockin'.

I could comment on every post, but it's easy to see what DumDum the Clown is doing, he admits it himself. He's just phishing for intel! Notice how he really sucks dick and kisses ass. The last post was a real whopper. Would like to try Greek! Lmao! He didn't explain to the guys, that he would be the receiver! Either way just ironic the Clown that accuses people of phishing and begging for leads, and ranting and raving about it, is here doing the same thing. Can you say Hypocrite! Of course with all this phishing and begging, not one review, not even a fake one. All this effort, and never went there. He must have had trouble borrowing Mommy's Car for the 2 hr long trip. Maybe she writes down the mileage and keeps track of it.

[AsianYumYum]

It's a decoy fake parlor account. Look at the outline to sell you inflated prices. Don't fall for it.

You responding having been there tells you this shit is fake. Don't fall for it, they're just trying to jack up their prices but not providing additional service. Hold the line, stand firm, demand better. Call them out like you just did, great job. They think we're horny and stupid, don't fall for it.

Enough is enough.

I've been to Conifer twice, and both times they were a legit, no HE experience. Went last year, and was just there last night.

[AsianYumYum]

There it is folks, here is what I was talking about. This fake shit decoy account by parlors trying to set us up to pay more.

Look at the set up and outline of prices trying to lure us into inflation and their bad services with no extended menu. They really think we are stupid, don't fall for it.

Long time member first post my ass. Yeah you're probably a long time member parlor decoy watching the board to influence mongers into inflation. Don't fall for it. Be smart for once mongers.

Standard prices should remain the same, $40 is more then enough for the jack hammering pump you like a farm animal Hand Job they give. Don't pay 50 or 60 shit unless we get more.

You have money, you have leverage, you have power. You are a paying customer and have a say what type of service you get for your money. There is no reason anyone here should be bait and switched, get their time shorten for a lousy half or 1 hour that you work all weak, leave your home to go experience and they cheat you out of it.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, this can no longer stand. Speak out and call out the mongers that stands for this and look out and call out the decoy parlor accounts posting this fake shit trying to lure you in to a bait and switch.

Hi everyone,

Long-time member, first post of my recent experiences:

Conifer Danvers: did the 4 hands, masks worn, 1/2 hr, standard finish, nothing more available. Pretty girls, didn't get names. 50 tip each.

L&B and. Andover: Amanda, did 1/2 hr, very friendly and accommodating. Masks except for Saran. 100 tip.

Sunny Saugus: young pretty spinner, didn't get name. Shirt up pants down, and standard. 100 tip.

Blue Sky Salem: 1/2 hr. 30's beautiful girl. Standard finish, great massage. Mask worn. 50 tip.

Topsfield Fei Fei: petite, very pretty. 1/2, standard, nothing more. Mask. 50 tip..

[Wiseass]

Quick translation.

I am an old fart cubicle slave with piles load of paperwork mounted all around my desk like a Lego castle or pile of horse shit, doing data entry all day, non stop. Well except for when I take my 2, 15 min brakes, wick I use for smoking, and a half hour lunch. This must be the Pinnacle of your career uh, your little state job at DTA. Hopefully you can use the good benefits to get that circumcision you always wanted.

Sorry Dumdum, I didn't realize you couldn't recognize sarcasm, so hate to break your heart, but I really don't work at the DTA. I've been busy at my Real Job this Holiday Weekend, so no time to converse with you. I'll catch up with you sometime. I know you miss me.

BTW, I saw that circumcision comment. Another one of your Freudian Slips? You really have to stop your fixation on foreskins!

[Andir]

You do realize that CrazyC has asserted more than once that he is a regular happy customer at the very Waltham shop you want everyone to boycott? How do you square that circle?

Everything Crazy posts is BS. No exceptions. Just ignore the idiot.

[Joe Bujian]

KUDOS to you Crouton, I am good with you going forward dude, no more quarrels with you dude. I will go to bat for you from now on. Continue to do what you do

You do realize that CrazyC has asserted more than once that he is a regular happy customer at the very Waltham shop you want everyone to boycott? How do you square that circle?

[AsianYumYum]

I tried this place last night and had to do the walk out due to being given the old flip-flop on providers. I called ahead arrived and was about to get a massage and another one of you guys showed up asked if my provider was available as she was getting ready to go in the room. As she left I said are you coming back she said yes I'm on the table waiting and the older mama son comes in. After a brief discussion I told her I would just want my money back because I didn't want to ruin another guys session by having the original lady leave him to see me. They all start babbling to each other asked me to stay. They all ended up in the hall yelling at each other with them asking me to stay. I had to get it a little bit more assertive until they finally gave me my 60 back.

I saw three ladies there the older mama san with the leopard print shirt, one thicker provider but pretty almost Japanese looking and a slender one that had a mask on that was hard to distinguish if she was pretty or not. They were all decent looking but the whole experience just made me want to get out of there. They all had the tight black Lycra pants on. The doors were wood ones with the slats in them. Not solid at all. I am imagine between the deli shop and all the other places nearby you are right on display when you walk in and out of the place during the day and busy times. I may or may not try again but it I didn't feel like full service was available there just by the set up.

RESPECT TO YOU CRAZY. Thank you For walking out. Your Good deed action will go a long way and should serve as a proud example of a monger that is actually doing what it takes to bring about changes to the rachet practice that has been going on for too long.

Visit the Connecticut, New Haven board and you'll see fellow mongers alike who are taking the same approach now. Mongers everywhere are fed up and it is a beautiful thing to see.

I think it is safe to say, there are a lot of sleeper cell dormant, decoy account that had been set up by the Parlors, with what seemed to be legitimate posts for some time so to build credibility and they may be some well known casts that have played both sides of the isle and blend them amongst here. When you speak up against the shady practices and advocating for change against the parlors, here they come very quickly to speak in favor of the parlors so to do damage control. I've been studying this board and this is what it has led me to believe because there is no way that any group of mongers can continuously, truly in their hearts, stands for being ripped off like this. I truly believe this and we've know for a while now they create accounts to promote their parlors, well, it is good that they are seeing mongers finally thinking with the big head now and we should continue on this.

KUDOS to you Crouton, I am good with you going forward dude, no more quarrels with you dude. I will go to bat for you from now on. Continue to do what you do as this opens doors for the next mongers to get a better experience. You are putting in work unlike others, your action is detrimental to what others should follow to make this a better hobby for all of us to enjoy. This man gets my respect.

As always, YMMV, but on the several times I've visited BBBJ and FS were available from at least one provider.

And this one here is suspect like I was saying about the Sleeper Decoy Accounts. Look at how quick, he / she came to do damage control with this vague reply. Keep an eye out for these accounts.

There's another asshole who's also a staunch defender of all things parlor and just can't stand it when any monger complains for change for better services. He tries his best to do damage control and even tries to show you posts and gloats of how many are actually supporting price inflation and condone parlor bad services. I'll be sure to do a more thorough posts on him later, the Dumbass needs to be shun from the monger community has I have suggested many times.

[Andir]

They were all decent looking but the whole experience just made me want to get out of there. They all had the tight black Lycra pants on. The doors were wood ones

What a fucking moron Crazy is. This embarrassingly stupid person makes up everything he posts here. Without any exceptions. The guy is a complete piece of shit. Absolutely worthless. Fuck him with a big wooden dildo. Well, he may like it actually.

[AsianYumYum]

Yup, I work for the Massachusetts State Dept of Transitional Assistance, Quincy Office. I process and maintain Welfare case Benefits, of which EBT cards is one of them.

Quick translation.

I am an old fart cubicle slave with piles load of paperwork mounted all around my desk like a Lego castle or pile of horse shit, doing data entry all day, non stop. Well except for when I take my 2, 15 min brakes, wick I use for smoking, and a half hour lunch. This must be the Pinnacle of your career uh, your little state job at DTA. Hopefully you can use the good benefits to get that circumcision you always wanted.

[AsianYumYum]

Thanks for the info. I don't doubt you at all. She is a very horny little girl. I'm only up in that area once a month, so I don't have the time invested like you. Good to know, I have one more level that is possible. I believe I'm in the "Right Guy" club, just not in the "Frequency of Visits" Club. Thanks Again!

Look at the Stupid idiot employee from DTA up on the NH board phishing for leads, lying, like he always does about "being in the area", to build his credibility when reality is loser is irrelevant as shit.

Sits on his greasy, smelly hairy balls, doesn't take showers, chain smoking smelling filth, keeps looking for leads from people putting in Work.

Look at this funny shit, "I believe I'm in the "Right Guy" club, just not in the "Frequency of Visits" Club" LMAOOOOOOO, my tummy hurts ready this silly shit. Bulletin board material right there.

I'm in the Right guy club, loooool. What a loser. We'll discuss more.

[Wiseass]

Trust me this is nothing but a phishing attempt by this monger to get leads and not any way shape or form of him trying to be constructive to the argument or contributing to help out. This is his MO...........

Stop being lazy phishing for intel all the dam time, go and spend some money from your high paying job and report back. Other then that, you're just going to keep being irrelevant.

This is his MO.

Trust me? Are you serious? Lmao! The guy with no credibility at all is saying "Trust me. Another whopper is "This is his MO". There you go again, with your Psychological Projection, accusing others of what you do yourself. "Go and spend money from your high paying job and report back", obviously jealous of someone that has the financial means to frequent AMPs, whereas you have to skim off your state benefits to save up for a visit. Must take alot of effort, especially since it is well known, the Thai (Ladyboy) Places are more expensive than a regular AMP, $80/ hr, Ouch.

............If you haven't been to Eastern for a year because you were too pathetic to score, go back and try again now that they supposedly have new girls. You claim to have a job and a big spender to make parlor girls happy so what's taking one for the team and come back and report?..........

Here we go again, basic reading and comprehension skills, which you lack. If you read and actually comprehended my posts, you would understand that I haven't been to Eastern in a year, because it's too damn busy. Never had a problem with the Service. If you actually went there you would know.

In a way, I feel bad for you. Taking a month off because the PUA checks stopped as of Sept 6th and not having that extra money to visit your Thai Ladyboy friends. I have a few ideas that may help.

You now have the time to start your Boycott Thread and also have the time to spend for fundraising. I suggest 2 ways of raising money. The first is a GoFundMe page for your dilemma. There are people all over the nation willing to give to a hard luck case. The second is to appeal to your monger brothers. Get a piece of cardboard, sharpee, and a cup. Write your plea on the cardboard. Go to Eastern Massage and stand by the concrete steps on the right side of the building with your cardboard sign and cup. There is a constant stream of mongers going in and out of the place, that you can hit up for money. Hey, they're your brothers! While your there, you can ask to talk to Ella, about your Boycott demands. I attached some Pics to help you with this. No need to Thank me!

[Wiseass]

...........You are Dumb all around, what company in their right mind would hire you to work for them. I hope it's not anything where you have to deal with someone's financial account or in the medical field where a life is depending on you. Hell, doesn't matter where you'd work, we know that place can't be one with intelligence............About the only job your sorry, worthless dumb ass could be worthy off and capable of doing. It can't be anything that involves critical thinking. You're too stupid for that...........

You sure know a lot and talk about SSI and EBT cards, you sure you're not the recipient of these hand outs, seems like it..........

Yup, you got me, I confess! I work for the Massachusetts State Dept of Transitional Assistance, Quincy Office. I process and maintain Welfare case Benefits, of which EBT cards is one of them.

Have we met? You sound familiar. Most likely we have. Hmmmm.

[AsianYumYum]

LMAO, How laughable, AHAHAHAHAHAHAH. STFU, you Loser. You are Dumb all around, what company in their right mind would hire you to work for them. I hope it's not anything where you have to deal with someone's financial account or in the medical field where a life is depending on you. Hell, doesn't matter where you'd work, we know that place can't be one with intelligence. You must be a janitor somewhere stuck in a basement and waiting for that buzzer to go off so you can go clean some latrine after people dump all their pile of shit from lunch. About the only job your sorry, worthless dumb ass could be worthy off and capable of doing. It can't be anything that involves critical thinking. You're too stupid for that.

You're the mumbling idiot who doesn't even know how to round off numbers of years accordingly, gets called out on it by a monger and then you try to do damage control trying to correct yourself in a post and you end up having another mistake. Just fucking mind boggling how someone can be this dumb but that's you and you make it look easy.

You sure know a lot and talk about SSI and EBT cards, you sure you're not the recipient of these hand outs, seems like it. You seem to forget that I am taking a break now because I've been tearing through some delicious pussy, parlor and street, these past 2 and a half months while you were on here crying about how you couldn't even find a SW to save your life scouring the streets for 3 weeks looking for a crack head and old little asian granny Laura, lmao. I will dig up the posts to show how pathetic you sounded, all the while, I was dipping my cock in some delicious Cape Verdean chic. I've been so drained getting ass, I have the flexibility to miss pussy and take a break and get my energy back. And even better, I got me some good vids of the action to relax to.

You, you have didly squat, just sitting on your greasy balls, hairy ass and stink smelling puss of a fat self just phishing for intel on here. For someone who supposedly has a job and gloating about it, you can't even buy some ass to save you from all the crying and begging you do on here. How pathetic, a complete loser in every shape and form. Nobody's going to take advice from a Loser like you, fuck your advice, you bullshitter, we are doing fine. You keep stalking me phishing for details on my cheap hoes, you ain't Getting shiiiiiit. Even with your double accounts I can tell which one is you, not going to happen. Get off your ass Loser and go take one for the team and report back for once.

Be relevant for once, you Dumb Fuck.

As I've been telling you, go ahead and lead the charge. Your mouthing off enough, so start taking some action. I don't see you taking any action. Now your trying to get me to do YOUR work. I have a job and work, and pay my taxes. Taxes that keep your SSI Check coming and your EBT Card replenished each month. You have the time to spend on YOUR Movement not Mine. Put Your money where your mouth is. Start YOUR Boycott Thread! Start YOUR Movement! Organize! Good Luck!

P.S. Seems Dementia is setting in. You kept saying Angela for Ella. Now Dementia on top of your other mental ailments. I can see why you can't work and are on SSI. No SSI scam here!

[Wiseass]

Hey DumDum, add 2 more Posts to the Posts that DON'T support your Boycott.

I saw Ella recently. She's looking as good as ever. I had a nice long visit and got to bang her missionary. She really enjoys my thick cock as much as I enjoy her sweet tight pussy. She always aims to please. I had no problem giving her a nice big fat tip. A little kiss on the cheek and a bottle of water and I was on my way.

I do agree that the place is like Grand Central Station with the phone ringing and guys coming in and out of the door. I especially like the ones that just keep asking questions while it's clear that the lady has somebody in the room.

I know a couple of options for FS at 32 South. Supposedly upstairs is pretty consistent. Downstairs I would say you have a 1/3 chance depending on who is there.

I have never gone to Eastern but based on all the commotion on here I kinda want to give it a shot!

High st is same potential for FS as 32 South downstairs. Same crew but they rotate.

So now adding these 2 to the original 7 posts will bring the tally to 9 posts total. As it stands now 1 Monger supports your Boycott, and 9 Mongers don't support your Boycott. Your show of support is 1 Monger out of 10 which is 10% Lmao!

[Andir]

Took the hour and regretted it in about 3 minutes.

The old moron, known as Jack, didn't like CiCi (there is no CiCi at this shop by the way — I asked them) probably because she refused to pee on him. The old idiot can't live without golden showers. Bigly sad.