Escort Reports

**WednesdayFun** · 10-07-21 17:02

Any providers that don't shave in the Detroit area? Both above and below? Besides Summer Rein, looking for more west side and she seems to not be in the Detroit area more often than not lately.

**Archangel2112** · 10-07-21 13:09

Originally Posted by NeilYoung999 [View Original Post]

The ad's are like they wrote their own bad reviews. LOL.

The list of "NO's" outweighs any attractiveness. Almost guaranteed a bad time. You dont even have to read between the lines, theyre straight up telling you how frustrated you will be.

I know her very well. She has a bad heroin habit and she will try to rip you off in a variety of ways. She has also gone by Marissa. As careful as I am, she got me once. She will also call you after and bug you for money that you can apply to your next visit. Her friend, however, is very cool.

**OaklandT309** · 10-07-21 11:47

Originally Posted by FunnyBoner [View Original Post]

Ahhh. Gotcha.

While I see your point, not all of us are on the same page. I also stated in my review that I would return. I choose to reserve the word 'Avoid' for an unsafe provider (thief, criminal, bodily harm, or pimped out) or one who is not legit (fake pictures, fake ad, LE. Etc). Certainly you can have your opinion, but as you have not seen her directly I think using the term 'avoid' is overly critical. Not bagging you; you do provide useful info here. Just an observation.

In reality your (the general you) search will be lengthy if you're looking for someone not on something. Boy, Girl, Meth, Pills, Whatever. Just about all of them are on something, or they wouldn't be doing this. Admittedly, you will find one GEM who doesn't partake, but it's rather the exception than the norm. Being that as it may, I rather look for one who is not being 'controlled' by some pimp or handler. I prefer the independent ones. Which are also difficult to find sometimes. But to me, s to each their own.eeing someone under the control of some pimp just grinds my 'moral compass'. LOL Not saying I haven't, just saying I try not to; sometimes it's not known til after the fact. But to me that's more important than a drug addiction.

I totally understand and acknowledge that finding a drug-free provider is quite a challenge. And I don't judge them because they are addicts for whatever reason. But when reports come in saying "she's a shell of her former self" or that she's barely conscious or coherent, that warrants an "Avoid" unless your standards for a good experience are A Hole Is A Hole. To each their own.

**LotharioPK** · 10-07-21 11:12

Originally Posted by FunnyBoner [View Original Post]

While I appreciate helping others, I also am critical of members who have only months on the forum and 20 something posts (aka Mike), most of which are just questions (I think I did see ONE review). Helping such a info-sucker is not my top priority. Who knows maybe he is LE fishing for who to bust in Romulus? Makes his job pretty easy, no? You just laid out for him who to concentrate on for the day (just food for thought, this is an OPEN forum). Personally I try to stick to helping out the contributing members who are more well known and not flap my gums at everything just to bump my post count.

Talk about harsh, FB! I didn't see anyone else stepping up to help someone I assumed to be a fellow monger so I just tried to help out. I understand your point, though. I'll try to take more stock of the folks I give info to in the future.

Mike: when you score, make sure to post a thorough review.

**FunnyBoner** · 10-07-21 11:00

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**FunnyBoner** · 10-07-21 10:40

Originally Posted by LotharioPK [View Original Post]

In your review, you told us she is a candy consumer. In light of my recent similar experience with Amber which was negatively impacted by candy, I thought it best to tell him to avoid her.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...577&viewfull=1#post5572577.

Ahhh. Gotcha.

While I see your point, not all of us are on the same page. I also stated in my review that I would return. I choose to reserve the word 'Avoid' for an unsafe provider (thief, criminal, bodily harm, or pimped out) or one who is not legit (fake pictures, fake ad, LE. Etc). Certainly you can have your opinion, but as you have not seen her directly I think using the term 'avoid' is overly critical. Not bagging you; you do provide useful info here. Just an observation.

In reality your (the general you) search will be lengthy if you're looking for someone not on something. Boy, Girl, Meth, Pills, Whatever. Just about all of them are on something, or they wouldn't be doing this. Admittedly, you will find one GEM who doesn't partake, but it's rather the exception than the norm. Being that as it may, I rather look for one who is not being 'controlled' by some pimp or handler. I prefer the independent ones. Which are also difficult to find sometimes. But to me, seeing someone under the control of some pimp just grinds my 'moral compass'. LOL Not saying I haven't, just saying I try not to; sometimes it's not known til after the fact. But to me that's more important than a drug addiction.

**WinterKnight** · 10-07-21 10:03

Originally Posted by JoeyRamone [View Original Post]

I started taking my condom with me wrapped up in toilet paper or baby wipes.

Not because I think she'll impregnate herself but because if any shit goes down in there I don't want any physical evidence of my stay.

Let's face it, most of these girl live a dangerous life. Drugs, pimps, whatever. If one of them gets killed (not impossible) and there's a dozen cops collecting evidence, I don't want a condom with my DNA to go into one of those evidence bags. And taking it with me makes me feel safer than flushing it.

Paranoid? Yeah probably. But better safe than sorry.

I don't think you are paranoid. I have done the same, for the same reasons.

Years ago, there was a young, pretty, petite blonde SW along Michigan Avenue named Barbie who was popular in this forum, whom I saw a few times; she was a gracious hostess, including offering to dispose of my used condom for me in the trap house where we were. I said no, thank you, I'll take care of it. She laughed and asked, "why, do you think I'm going to try to make myself pregnant with it and come after you?" I laughed too, but I didn't answer directly but I did take it with me to dispose of later.

**OaklandT309** · 10-07-21 09:48

Originally Posted by MikeAdriano [View Original Post]

Hi everyone,

Looking for some last minute options and advice please! I'm going to be working in the Taylor / Romulus area tomorrow and Friday and they're flipping the bill for my own hotel room for both nights. In a perfect world I'd like to see a few providers if possible and looking for some suggestions on hotels and preferably petite providers that anyone can recommend as I'm newer to the area and haven't had much of a chance to partake in any festivities.

Thank you for any help that you can provide and Remain safe please.

I don't have a recommendation, but one apparently to avoid is Trinity. https://callescort.org/734-328-1515.

I almost hooked up with her, but then saw a review on here; the candy has taken its toll. Reports are she's now a shell of her former self.

One to definitely avoid is Jaycee. https://callescort.org/313-356-2728.

Serious addict. Highly unstable from PTSD and candy.

**LotharioPK** · 10-07-21 09:43

Originally Posted by FunnyBoner [View Original Post]

Why do you say avoid the Russian Princess?? Did I miss a review.

I wrote one recently on her. She is legit. Expensive but legit.

Just curious.

In your review, you told us she is a candy consumer. In light of my recent similar experience with Amber which was negatively impacted by candy, I thought it best to tell him to avoid her.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...577&viewfull=1#post5572577.

**OaklandT309** · 10-07-21 09:37

Originally Posted by LotharioPK [View Original Post]

Good suggestions all, esp. 1 b. Col idea. It does trigger a couple questions:

4. Has anyone actually had their phone ripped off? I can't imagine leaving it in the car.

5. Are there any hoez crazy enough to take your condom to the bathroom and try to impregnate themselves to entrap you into a paternity suit? Extremely unlikey, I know, but I've seen things in a past half-year I never thought I would see.

Yes, all great suggestions, especially the fake wallet. I'd go a step further and suggest filling it with fake cash. You can get some from a novelty store. That's in case a thug takes your wallet and quickly looks in it. He'll see what looks like Benjamins and hopefully won't make you empty your pockets.

Also, take off any jewellery: rings, watches, etc.

Folding your clothes is another good idea. I'd put them on the floor or counter next to the bathroom so when you flush the condom or piss you can keep an eye on them too.

I know thee days we feel vulnerable without our phone, but do we really need it? Hide it in your car.

I'd also add to park someplace out of line of sight and maybe even leave your keys in the car. Yes, it would need to be unlocked, but it almost seems the odds of getting rolled by a thug are higher than the odds of someone breaking into your car.

With no I'd, no phone, no car license plate to somehow track, and using a burner or TextNow I can't see how they'd ever find you to file a paternity suit unless they have a picture of you and find you by facial recognition software.

**JoeyRamone** · 10-07-21 09:14

Originally Posted by LotharioPK [View Original Post]

Good suggestions all, esp. 1 b. Col idea. It does trigger a couple questions:

4. Has anyone actually had their phone ripped off? I can't imagine leaving it in the car.

5. Are there any hoez crazy enough to take your condom to the bathroom and try to impregnate themselves to entrap you into a paternity suit? Extremely unlikey, I know, but I've seen things in a past half-year I never thought I would see.

I started taking my condom with me wrapped up in toilet paper or baby wipes.

Not because I think she'll impregnate herself but because if any shit goes down in there I don't want any physical evidence of my stay.

Let's face it, most of these girl live a dangerous life. Drugs, pimps, whatever. If one of them gets killed (not impossible) and there's a dozen cops collecting evidence, I don't want a condom with my DNA to go into one of those evidence bags. And taking it with me makes me feel safer than flushing it.

Paranoid? Yeah probably. But better safe than sorry.

**WinterKnight** · 10-07-21 09:12

Originally Posted by LotharioPK [View Original Post]

Not like any teeter-totter I've ever seen on a kids' playground. 😁.

Who are these "Teeter-Totter Sisters"? I might just go for a ride.

What is the damage for such a thrill ride?

Hello, FF, you might remember me under a different alias from a GB a few years ago. Send a PM if you need details to refresh your memory.

I only said "teeter-totter" because I didn't know the appropriate term, and I knew the imagery was evocative and accurately described the action. I think the term is "double cowgirl", but I have never heard anyone use it.

As for the info on the girls, sorry, but they have expressly forbade me from offering their information.

The freight was four bills for hh, although I didn't last much longer than half that time. They are both very good at making me reach climax even when my cock isn't cooperating; and also when it IS cooperating and I am actively trying to delay it. Communication is key.

**FunnyBoner** · 10-07-21 08:46

Originally Posted by LotharioPK [View Original Post]

I have no petites I have seen at the airport, but rather than leave you hanging, here are a couple of potentials. I have received second-hand reports from friends that Lolo is good and she last posted from DTW. Bella has good reviews on EB and last posted from Romulus a few days ago. FWIW. Shelly is a GILF in nearby Canton.

Lolo: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/68139144.

Bella: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/68036940#.

GILF Shelly: https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/68134170

Avoid: https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/67969934 ,

Why do you say avoid the Russian Princess?? Did I miss a review.

I wrote one recently on her. She is legit. Expensive but legit.

Just curious.

**LotharioPK** · 10-07-21 08:23

Originally Posted by FortyFour [View Original Post]

I saw Stacey Hummer (once) back in early 2014 during my "escort rookie year". An old review would be irrelevant now (just a CBJ), but I learned a lot from her (the hard way).

1 a. Leave my wallet hidden in the car, and only bring the amount of cash agreed upon (maybe a little extra for a tip).

1 b. Use an old "decoy wallet" with expired prepay Visa / gift cards (without my name on them) so it appears real. I never had a pimp demand my wallet, but it might be beneficial to have one handy.

2 - Neatly fold my pants, so the pockets are on the inside and not visible. Stack folded shirt and underwear on top of the pants. Make it hard for her to get to the pockets without being discovered.

3 - Quickly flush the condom and return. Piss later. Don't give her the time to check the pockets.

I considered the money she stole a valuable learning experience. My first bad experiences in this hobby. Hopefully the above suggestions help someone in their adventures.

I have no clue what Stacey would be like today, this happened a long time ago, and the above advice is not meant for only her. This post was just a good opportunity for me to add something useful to the forum and is not directed to anyone in particular.

Good suggestions all, esp. 1 b. Col idea. It does trigger a couple questions:

4. Has anyone actually had their phone ripped off? I can't imagine leaving it in the car.

5. Are there any hoez crazy enough to take your condom to the bathroom and try to impregnate themselves to entrap you into a paternity suit? Extremely unlikey, I know, but I've seen things in a past half-year I never thought I would see.

**Mike Adriano** · 10-07-21 05:27

Originally Posted by LotharioPK [View Original Post]

I have no petites I have seen at the airport, but rather than leave you hanging, here are a couple of potentials. I have received second-hand reports from friends that Lolo is good and she last posted from DTW. Bella has good reviews on EB and last posted from Romulus a few days ago. FWIW. Shelly is a GILF in nearby Canton.

Lolo: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/68139144.

Bella: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/68036940#.

GILF Shelly: https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/68134170

Avoid: https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/67969934 ,

Thank you for your response my brother. I don't have to actually get the room in the Taylor / Romulus area, just the area that I'm working in. I'm going to reach out to a few providers and see if I get any responses and go from there. Thank you again and remain safe.