Massage Parlor Reports

[HeeJunk]

Hello fellow mongers.

I'll be in Northern Detroit (Warren) on business.

Can you please send me recommendations for a good full service massage.

Asian or non Asian is ok, AMP or private provider is also good.

I do have a bad back so an actual good massage is important.

Please PM me the info.

Thanks so much!

There is no such thing in Detroit as a really good massage along with FULL service. The AMPs in Detroit with FS provide almost no massage at all. Two separate business models. Might want to think about two different events, not combining them.

[Ecuyer]

Hello fellow mongers.

I'll be in Northern Detroit (Warren) on business.

Can you please send me recommendations for a good full service massage.

Asian or non Asian is ok, AMP or private provider is also good.

I do have a bad back so an actual good massage is important.

Please PM me the info.

Thanks so much!

Bella Touch Massage in Eastpointe is the place for you. Asian establishment. Joy will take good care of you or Yoko if she is stilll there. You may get multiple hands working you at no extra cost. One place to avoid is P. T Nails in SCS, unless you are into being mistreated.

[Crutches]

Hello fellow mongers.

I'll be in Northern Detroit (Warren) on business.

Can you please send me recommendations for a good full service massage.

Asian or non Asian is ok, AMP or private provider is also good.

I do have a bad back so an actual good massage is important.

Please PM me the info.

Thanks so much!

[RWhite]

Any truth to a Gina at Famous doing CBJ?

[Member #6060]

Heading to Roseville tomorrow. What's out that way that isn't an AMP. I know Christabella is in Warren. And Faith in SCS. Anything else? Any good non-Asian parlors or places in office buildings? Willing to go all around Macomb County. Also I have some places to share if no one wants to be public about what's out there.

[WinterKnight]

Yes, more than a few times. It seems to me there is a timeout period for inactivity of maybe 5 minutes after which you are automatically logged off. Why it's not realizing you are active when typing a post is something I've never understood. Admin would have to provide that answer.

I experience this too. There is a checkbox at login labeled "Remember Me?" which, if checked, should keep your userid logged in; however, I have been copying and pasting my responses to a temporary storage elsewhere before clicking the Post or Submit button, just so I have a copy of my reply available in case I lose the session and have to login anew.

[Telecaster]

I just happen to pass through Oriental Health Spa on Dixie and the township closed the place due to a ordinance violation. Be safe everyone.

DD.

I'm surprised they were open as long as they were.

I go to the township council meetings for work and residents have come in to complain many times. It was well known what happened there and its association with Relax in Ferndale when they got busted late 2019.

[Perusing]

Have any of you ever hit "reply" to a post, been told you are not logged in, you log in, then write your response. After completing your response, you press the upload report button and are again told you are not logged in. Then you log in again, then hit the upload button and your response never comes up.

Yes, more than a few times. It seems to me there is a timeout period for inactivity of maybe 5 minutes after which you are automatically logged off. Why it's not realizing you are active when typing a post is something I've never understood. Admin would have to provide that answer.

[TugHunter]

I am actually the original goblin accuser over a year ago.

I'll give you partial credit. Your shot at me came close but not a direct hit. I don't see in your post history where you actually use the term 'Polish Goblin'. You use the description "goblin provider", "Polish lady", and "gross Polish troll". A brief review of your post history (which is all this issue is worth) does not reveal the term 'Polish Goblin'. As you rightly point out, that term is directly stated in my post.

So I'll stand by my statement that I coined the term, but you can rest assured that your review of her was accurate and came before mine.

[KrisJack]

Any action to be had here?

Been several times. No hint of anything. Good massage.

[Jackknoff]

Have any of you ever hit "reply" to a post, been told you are not logged in, you log in, then write your response. After completing your response, you press the upload report button and are again told you are not logged in. Then you log in again, then hit the upload button and your response never comes up.

The logging out happens to me all the time. Not just while crafting messages.

[Member #6098]

Any action to be had here?

No, not at all. They give a great massage, though. In the past 2 years, they now have you wear underwear. Totally legit.

[FunNights69]

I'm not sure, but they both do HE if anyone is curious. The newer one on Coolidge had an attractive masseuse once. Other one had a cute lobby girl but older masseuse the one time I went.

I don't recommend the place on Coolidge, I tried it out the girl was average looking, and was put in a room almost directly in front of the entrance. When another customer walked in she went out to greet him and left the door open with me butt ass naked on the table. I didn't notice until later when she came back in she left the door like 1/4 of the way open so if anyone else walked in they could see. Also she wanted $100 for fiv so she may get naked but it would cost.

[Lamarr]

Hi guys, I'm the one that coined the term 'Polish Goblin'. I intended it to apply to the independent that used to advertise as 'Pretty Sexy Blonde' a 32 year old masseuse, in the Oak Park Towers. She's not pretty, nor sexy, nor 32 yo. But she is blonde, so it's not all false advertising.

The ad attached to the inquiry is not the 'PolGob', but rather Lynn on the west side. I've never seen her, but reports state the pics are not her, she gives less than stellar massages, and does include a subpar HE. Think skinny, old, unattractive grandma fumbling along trying to get you off. I suppose she's a good option for great grandpa to blow a load, but younger guys- aka Grandpa- and younger have been disappointed.

Tug.

Thanks for the correction. Damn, I totally goofed there, thought all along it was this one. Ok, I'm blaming it on Monday.

[MI-USMC]

Any action to be had here?