Massage Parlor Reports

[NailBoiz1]

So I read that this place had a pretty decent looking lady that works there and that they offer HJ. So decided to give it a try. Paid $40 for 30 minutes and got a lady that looks like she is in her early 40's or maybe late, late 30's. Had a good body but the face was covered so I couldn't see the face. I did see another provider on the way in but she was on the heavier side. Anyways my provider gave me a below avg 20 minutes massage. Then on the flip she kept the towel on, but yet kept massaging my legs and touching Jr and my balls. So I was like maybe she is waiting for me to let her know it's okay. So I decided to touch her butt and she freaken yelled at me and said I was disrespectful and that I should respect women. I was like WTH just happened? She freaken started lecturing me about how that is not appropriate and that I need to respect women's. At that point I was so lost in words that I just got up, dressed and left. The funny thing is that I got a little lost leaving so she showed me the way out and said see you next time. At this point I was really confused and said to myself WTH is going on. This lady is crazy. LOL. Has anybody been here and got the same experienced?

For sure not repeating. I usually go to Bamboo but thought I would change it up a little, since Bamboo is getting a little boring for me with the same providers. The initial anticipation of the unknown is gone. LOL. But I guess I will be heading back to Bamboo soon enough.

[JohnB3411]

Anyone else here worth trying besides Lucy that currently works there? Feel free to pm me thanks guys.

[Fe Maiden]

Is this the place off of Lake Forest and Rockfield?

In that general area, yeah.

[Seeking Sex]

Sorry if ita already known, but I'm not from the area, is this the Bamboo Wood foot in Westminster?

Yes, it is.

[GreenStream]

Whoever thinks her top is natural, no way. It's too perfectly shaped (large shaped), too firm for asian and that size, and a little too cool to the touch. Other than that, the surgical work is a masterpiece. Even got the veins and nipples to look natural and everything!

Did you see the scars under her arms? Glad to read you had such a wonderful experience with your new almost girlfriend. She is probably afraid of getting pregnant, not an unreasonable concern, but she may want to "go all of the way" someplace else, her place or a hotel.

[SloppySmiles]

I'm a little late getting back into the game but went to a couple of places in the last 2 months since OC fully opened again.

Bamboo: was looking for a real massage with a HE since my back was hurting. Got Sherry or Cherry? Couldn't understand her. Nice hard massage. She allowed roaming under and had nice natural Cs. I pulled out $60 and motioned her to lift her shirt and she obliged. Good slow motion with her hands as I freely grabbed her boobs and watch them jiggle. Finished up with the rest of the massage and collected my water and left. $95 total but worth it for the boob play.

Edinger and Fairview. Saw a massage place and decided to stop by. Got Nancy. Chubbier somewhat cute Korean (I'm guessing). Not much of a massage. Allowed roaming under her shirt. Nice natural big boobs. Made good eye contact but nothing too great about the happy ending. Partial room that did not go all the way up and sheets as door the barely cover entire door. Definitely won't repeat since if a cop walks in, wouldn't be too hard for them to see my deck in the masseuse hands. $40 to house, $50 to provider.

LBC. Was looking forward to this place as there were some good reviews. Got a haircut (bad decision) and a massage. Prior to the massage, she kept asking if I was Vietnamese. I've learned that I get better service if I say no (even though I am). Probably don't want to risk me knowing mutual friends or something but she asked me like 5 times and I kept saying no. She gave a good massage and had a nice MILF body and when I tried to go under her clothes, she was not receptive as other reports have stated. She said she was willing to give HE for $80 and I said that was too much. She proceeded to jerk me off and told me to tip her well for the haircut and massage. Didn't allow much roaming and 10 minutes into it, kept asking me to finish bc she was getting tired. I told her to pull out her boobs to help me but she said no. At this point, I get frustrated and grabbed my own deck to finish off and she tells me once I touch myself. She cannot touch jr anymore. WTF. I was able to finish by grabbing her boobs over her clothes. Too bad because they felt nice. Her attitude sucks so I will not be repeating. $20 for shitty haircut, $60 for massage and $60 tip. Said her name was Crystal but that was probably BS name.

Will try to check out more places to replace this bad experience. Stay safe everyone.

LBC.

She gives new names once a year daisy / lin and she's moody af. I wouldn't go back anymore tried her a couple times thinking she would warm up but never did. Her attitude sucks. Avoid at all cost.

[BenderOver]

Saw Mia today. Solid experience. Don't know how she looks behind that mask but from the outside things look good. She has an amazing rack slim and long body. Attitude was cool. Massage had good pressure no teasing though. HJ and ball play was slow and lovely. Asked for boobie touching and she said otc only however I somehow earned my way into utc. Nothing below her belt. Great for 40 60. Thanks for all the reviews on her!

After multiple visits, I'm on good terms with Mia. She asks me flirtingly if I miss her when I come in. Recently, I tested the waters for a higher level of service. A little disappointment but got more action than HJ.

Laser from my prior post.

Face down, massage was ok. Not the best sports massage I've ever had, but it was relieving around the legs. Tease was decent, but not as much as before. On the flip, the HJ is hard work for her. I'm trying to make things easier by UTC everywhere. Pants and panties down, bra up. Beautiful sight with petting everywhere, no FIV, plenty of FOV. I offer to DATY her and she says no. While lying down sideways, she's standing, I kiss her undressed thighs, belly, and pubes. She doesn't resist, so I start kissing above her vag. No resist. I use plenty of soft lips and tongue, and soon I'm giving her a pretty good semi daty from the front side. No resist. I open her up a little with my hand, and use lips and tongue deeper. No resist. So I pull down her panties all the way, and pull her onto my face. A couple of minutes of this and she's writhing and moaning and grinding all over my lips. I'm going gentle lightning on her vag and clit and she's loving it. I'm thinking I'm going to score all the way today! Nope. She tells me she never does that and pulls her pants back up. Finishes the HJ with me heavy petting her half dressed body.

Went over time, she worked like crazy to HE me, daty was nice, was hoping it was a gateway to FS, but no. I tipped 100 and considered it a TOFFT.

Whoever thinks her top is natural, no way. It's too perfectly shaped (large shaped), too firm for asian and that size, and a little too cool to the touch. Other than that, the surgical work is a masterpiece. Even got the veins and nipples to look natural and everything!

[ClGuy86]

Sorry if ita already known, but I'm not from the area, is this the Bamboo Wood foot in Westminster?

[Hyarusa]

Treated myself today to Yuyu at QZ in LF. I had never been here before nor had I ever seen it reported on here so I TOFTT and am glad I did. Yuyu was so cute! Thin but nice perky rack. Fun personality too. As soon as she came in she immediately removed the towel and started lightly rubbing my ass and did a little tease I knew right away this would be nice. Gave a decent massage. Lots of teasing and touching the guys while still face down. Lots of attention to my ass crack too. I was very hard at this point. She got a hot towel and wiped off the oil and did the light touch thing with more teasing before the flip. Once flipped she went right to business with very light and gentle petting of my raging hard on and balls with no oil. Her hair was brushing my cock too. That was awesome. Lots of fingertip touching of the head. Soon she got the oil and did the stroking. She has a good technique with just the right tempo. I blew and she cleaned me up and then more of the gentle touching of my cock until it calmed down. Mostly otc roaming was allowed without any resistance. I did get utc up top and got into her bra to play with her lovely breasts and nipples. 60 for the hour and 50 tip.

Is this the place off of Lake Forest and Rockfield?

[HeadorTail]

I agree with you 100%. Even Jennifer at YZ asked me if I've ever had a HJ from one of her fellow therapist. I politely told her that if I did I would never tell anyone (except you fellers). She told me that I was a good client.

Now at Bamboo I was getting stroked by a gal while she was having a conversation with Mindy. Mindy came in and sat on my bed, said hello and put her hand on my leg while they talked. Both gals giggled and I'm thinking FOUR HANDS!Mindy knows me so it wasnt a big deal and she knew it. Mindy is cool. She wants to know. No harm no foul.

Skinny, I got to ask. Are you saying that one of girls is whacking little Willie and continues while Mindy comes in, sits of the other side and chats? If that's the case it was rude to not lend a hand. LOL.

I have always thought that a provider asks you about another girl for one of two reasons. One is to see what the competition is doing. Second is to see if you can be trusted to keep your mouth shut about what she does. I always say pretty girl, good massage and smile. If I've built a friendship over some visits I might relay some info but only if I don't think I'm not going to see the other girl again.

[Nice Guy 99]

So I went to Bamboo and unfortunately got stuck with this same lady, Syska. She is older, on the heavy side and a horrible none traditional Bamboo massage. No teasing and the massage was quick. I paid for an hour and left after 35 minutes. The HJ was so bad that I couldn't even finish. After about 15 minutes of her trying I just got up, dressed and left. I was kind enough to give her $20 as I was leaving.

Clearly stay away. This is the whole point of this website, to share good info so we don't waste money on lousy service. I know Mindy saw me leaving pretty disappointed, she had that oh what happened look. I didn't debrief her, I spare her the pain. LOL.

Curious post.

[NailBoiz1]

Stopped by Bamboo today. Mindy assigned me Syska (not sure about the spelling but that's the pronunciation). Nice looking, Asian (likely Chinese), fit, and younger than many at Bamboo. The massage was not bad, up to Bamboo standards. She made it clear that no touching was allowed. The tease was very peripheral and avoided the direct contact with the spots that most MTs concentrate on. The HJ was poorly executed and failed to achieve its goal. I debriefed Mindy who, of course, apologized. This experience won't stop me from going to Bamboo regularly I will just avoid this particular MT. I would be interested in your report if you have experienced Syska.

So I went to Bamboo and unfortunately got stuck with this same lady, Syska. She is older, on the heavy side and a horrible none traditional Bamboo massage. No teasing and the massage was quick. I paid for an hour and left after 35 minutes. The HJ was so bad that I couldn't even finish. After about 15 minutes of her trying I just got up, dressed and left. I was kind enough to give her $20 as I was leaving.

Clearly stay away. This is the whole point of this website, to share good info so we don't waste money on lousy service. I know Mindy saw me leaving pretty disappointed, she had that oh what happened look. I didn't debrief her, I spare her the pain. LOL.

[Nice Guy 99]

You have a lot to learn still I see. I'm being very polite so just take the advice.

I respectfully disagree with you Salty. I believe I understand the Chinese culture much better than you. Time will tell. Take care my friend.

[SaltyDog]

I agree with you 100%. Even Jennifer at YZ asked me if I've ever had a HJ from one of her fellow therapist. I politely told her that if I did I would never tell anyone (except you fellers). She told me that I was a good client.

Now at Bamboo I was getting stroked by a gal while she was having a conversation with Mindy. Mindy came in and sat on my bed, said hello and put her hand on my leg while they talked. Both gals giggled and I'm thinking FOUR HANDS!Mindy knows me so it wasnt a big deal and she knew it. Mindy is cool. She wants to know. No harm no foul.

That's a completely different story than using the word "Debriefing. " Have you been here before yes but for me that it. Debriefing is sorta of a LEO word or militant word. But debriefing involves asking a lot of questions. Your experience was totally cool and having someone sit and watch ain't a bad thing either. Been there and done that years ago and enjoyed seeing the girl watching the action.

How the word "Debriefing" was used is I'd like to know more about. Sounds like you had a good time Skinny.

[Skinny Dugan]

I agree with you 100%. Even Jennifer at YZ asked me if I've ever had a HJ from one of her fellow therapist. I politely told her that if I did I would never tell anyone (except you fellers). She told me that I was a good client.

Now at Bamboo I was getting stroked by a gal while she was having a conversation with Mindy. Mindy came in and sat on my bed, said hello and put her hand on my leg while they talked. Both gals giggled and I'm thinking FOUR HANDS!
Mindy knows me so it wasn’t a big deal and she knew it. Mindy is cool. She wants to know. No harm no foul.

Never tell a provider what goes on in a different room. You have a lot to learn still I see. I'm being very polite so just take the advice. You think you tell the provider what goes on in an other time give you leverage? I'll just leave it that.