Massage Parlor Reports

**Seattle Ampfan** · 10-02-21 10:57

Originally Posted by GoldMinerLxv [View Original Post]

I would like to also point out that the second ad even says "full service: 160 $" That should really get the cops attention.. Unless they are sponsoring the ad. Personally, I'd stay away from places like this.

Yeah, I used to go to this place (Yu Massage in Greenwood) until their ads started looking like this. Although they didn't really offer those services before, so maybe new management, or maybe false advertising.

**GoldMinerLxv** · 10-02-21 10:50

Originally Posted by BrockBot [View Original Post]

I didn't know places in Kirkland had an extra menu. What other places in Kirkland are like this? And how do you go about requesting a flip / happy ending?

I NEVER ask because she might be a cop if it's your first time with her, and especially if it's your first time at the MP.

I just send hints using body language and subtle suggestive comments, like 'that feels real good' when she starts working the upper thighs. But most importantly, I am ALWAYS totally bare ass naked laying face down on the table with legs spread apart and the boys in plain sight. The provider will know what you're interested in as soon as she enters the room, then it's just a matter of what she offers. If she's 'game' she'll start with some light teasing (her way of doing a cop check) and that's when your body language will help a lot. Go with the flow and subtilely signal to her you like what she's doing.

Eventually (I always do a full hour massage) she will towel off your back and legs and ask you to flip over. That said, there have been a few times for me where I was so aroused she had me flip over, gave a nice HJ, and then had me flip over again so so could finish my back massage. Anyway, after the flip she'll usually get right down to business, though I've had a few girls work my chest (I love that), then move to the legs and thighs, and watch for the flag pole to go up if it isn't already.

Many will only give you a HJ though she might allow a little roaming just to get you off. Other MPs & their providers are FS all the way and more direct.

Hopes this helps.

**GoldMinerLxv** · 10-02-21 10:04

Originally Posted by ZoooBus [View Original Post]

I have noticed that now more than one MP from Seattle is beginning to drop the veil on the services offered. This one only has explicit nudity in their ads. But the message is loud and clear:

https://everett.skipthegames.com/mas...4/678309362896

But this one is still the clear winner:

https://everett.skipthegames.com/mas...e/187564026673

The title of the ad:

Bare blow job. Girlfriend experience.

And photos to go with it.

I am not fooled into thinking that any of the girls look like the images provided. But still food for thought. Has anyone visited either of those places recently? When so few are advertising openly I would almost be afraid to walk into such a place. Paranoia and all that.

Is Seattle following New York Cities lead? New York City has openly decriminalized massage parlors. That means they have said no more raids. Good news for mongers. I am just hoping that there is no Kent experience here where suddenly LE decides to go on a rampage and closes all such shops.

I would like to also point out that the second ad even says "full service: 160 $" That should really get the cops attention.. Unless they are sponsoring the ad. Personally, I'd stay away from places like this.

**HarleySteve** · 10-02-21 00:37

Originally Posted by GoaThillBilly [View Original Post]

Any idea if BBBJ or BBFS?

Depends on who you get. Sometimes yes to both and sometimes all covered. No consistency between providers YMMV!

**Member #6314** · 10-01-21 23:52

Who are your favorite girls (women) from the Lynnwood area like ET, VIP, Kings?

I'm mainly into bb and kissing.

My favorites are Cici from ET and Seven now at Kings. Bonnie from golden is okay.

I really miss Monica from ET. One that I didn't enjoy was Michelle at VIP because she wasted my time.

**ItssHHuk** · 10-01-21 18:23

The petite 25-something Coco at Apple has gone back to NYC. Said owner didn't like her. Other woman is in her 40's, so far only negative reviews on RM for this latest one.

Any reccs at Top Massage in UW?

**GoaThillBilly** · 10-01-21 16:45

Originally Posted by HarleySteve [View Original Post]

Been there a few times off-and-on. Mixed bag as to what you will get both looks and age wise as they rotate ladies every few weeks. Usually $$ will consistently get FS here as is the standard in the area but YMMV.

Any idea if BBBJ or BBFS?

**HarleySteve** · 10-01-21 13:00

Originally Posted by WaRubMonger [View Original Post]

Haven't visited this location but ad sure does make me smile with the wording.

https://everett.skipthegames.com/mas...o/214218414788

Been there a few times off-and-on. Mixed bag as to what you will get both looks and age wise as they rotate ladies every few weeks. Usually $$ will consistently get FS here as is the standard in the area but YMMV.

**ZoooBus** · 10-01-21 12:18

I have noticed that now more than one MP from Seattle is beginning to drop the veil on the services offered. This one only has explicit nudity in their ads. But the message is loud and clear:

https://everett.skipthegames.com/mas...4/678309362896

But this one is still the clear winner:

https://everett.skipthegames.com/mas...e/187564026673

The title of the ad:

Bare blow job. Girlfriend experience.

And photos to go with it.

I am not fooled into thinking that any of the girls look like the images provided. But still food for thought. Has anyone visited either of those places recently? When so few are advertising openly I would almost be afraid to walk into such a place. Paranoia and all that.

Is Seattle following New York Cities lead? New York City has openly decriminalized massage parlors. That means they have said no more raids. Good news for mongers. I am just hoping that there is no Kent experience here where suddenly LE decides to go on a rampage and closes all such shops.

**Member #6240** · 10-01-21 11:57

Originally Posted by SugarNuts [View Original Post]

I haven't seen her in over a year, just after she moved into her new studio in Federal Way, but yes, she's legit and gives a great massage. I didn't inquire about any extra services so I'm unsure if anything other than HE is available. I will say, most of her pictures are dated (other than studio pictures) and he was a little heavier when I saw her but that was just after things were opening back up and might have been Covid weight that she's now lost but I cannot say for sure.

Much appreciated intel. I've been watching that ad for a while.

I wondered for a while if this was 'Devine1' from TNA as one of the pics looks like her home studio. Devine1 does an amazing body slide and BBBJCIM. With more on the menu.

**WaRubMonger** · 10-01-21 10:45

Originally Posted by RexHughes [View Original Post]

Don't do it!

I went there a couple of times, and walked. I felt so bad for the two ladies up front, I gave them 40.

Even the curly haired lady, I couldn't twist in my mind to consider her "sexy. ".

One guy told me "there are always more girls in the back, and you have to demand to see them. ".

If you had good dates there, more power to you, and do share.

Oh no. I've seen the reports and am not stopping by. The miserable reports are one of the reasons I find the ad so laughable.

**Rex Hughes** · 10-01-21 01:51

Originally Posted by WaRubMonger [View Original Post]

Haven't visited this location but ad sure does make me smile with the wording.

https://everett.skipthegames.com/mas...o/214218414788

Don't do it!

I went there a couple of times, and walked. I felt so bad for the two ladies up front, I gave them 40.

Even the curly haired lady, I couldn't twist in my mind to consider her "sexy. ".

One guy told me "there are always more girls in the back, and you have to demand to see them. ".

If you had good dates there, more power to you, and do share.

**Lego19** · 10-01-21 00:17

Originally Posted by UnderRadar253 [View Original Post]

Anyone ever been? What's the menu look like?

Been there a couple of times, standard HJ available, one of the girls was in her 30's and other 40's, but yeah they looked younger.

**BrockBot** · 09-30-21 21:19

Originally Posted by UnderRadar253 [View Original Post]

Anyone ever been? What's the menu look like?

I didn't know places in Kirkland had an extra menu. What other places in Kirkland are like this? And how do you go about requesting a flip / happy ending?