Negative Escort Reviews

[Jesse54]

Round 1: Bella. I was in Mount Dora recently and I had a taste for a blonde or redhead. Only one person was available so my little head thought, she can't be that bad, can she?? I know guys, I know. Comms were good and I arrived at her location. That's where the good ended. Walked in and laid 140 on table for 30. Asked her to sit on the couch and as I started touching the rules came out. No FIV because fingers are dirty, no taking off bra or touching boobs because they're sensitive, no kissing, no bare anything. FML. Thought I'd just get a nut and go but then only missionary or doggy. Chose doggy but she did this thing with her hand that didn't allow full penetration. Seriously WTF. Gave up at the 15 minute mark and left full. . Her closest pic is the first one, and they are not recent but they are her. Why didn't I listen. Told her it was bullshit but left all but 40 because I am more than fair. https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/h...arbie/31503478.

Round 2: Sno-White. This is a true case of YMMV but negative for me. She looks like a hot redhead so I text her and she was responsive. Agreed upon a time and arrived at her house. Not a great neighborhood but not horrible. Then, radio silence until 40 minutes after our agreed upon time. She was still nice but used BS phone excuses. She then asked me to go to 7-11 and pick her up a soda. Before leaving, I saw a ghetto ass looking dope boy walk in-between the cars in the driveway, then go in the garage and close the door. When I text her, she said it was her roommate. Yeah right. She offered a car date if I was uncomfortable with the situation but I am really uncomfortable now so I don't think so. She wasted my time, thinks I'm her errand boy, then has what is likely a pimp sneak in the house. Complete actions of a flake and hell no I won't return, maybe her roommate can help her out. https://us.callescortgirls.ca/escort...cort-14577136/.

Round 3: This is a hard one because it actually ended well so I'm going to see her again and then post her name. Had reached out several times over a few weeks and finally got a bite. Good comms and set up a time. Got there and radio silence. No worries, went to the restaurant near her hotel as I was starved. Actually got a text with an apology and ended up going to her room. She was hot, dressed really sexy, fresh out of the shower and a really cool chick. 10 minutes in and someone knocked on the door. WTF. She yelled that we were busy and we got back at it. She wasn't a clock watcher, obviously loves her job and made up for everything. So how do you rate an experience like that? I'm going to try again is how. I'll report back on that one.

Bonus Round: Have read great reviews here on Katie but a review elsewhere said she has a gift to be wary of. I wonder if this is BS or a jealous chick bc she seems really cool. Any ideas here?

I'm working on a tinder UTR right now and will share when it works out. Happy to give any other UTR's a chance if they need funds, if someone will save me from the bullshit I had this week. I treat girls with respect, don't mind getting little gifts but hate when they try and play me. If I'm paying GPS prices I am 10 x more likely to leave if someone plays games.

It's a dog's life for sure. In true Bundy fashion. BuckBundy.

Many a man has read meh or poor reviews and went ahead with a dream thinking hey that will not happen to me. WRONG thought process. Bella has done nothing but offer poor service after about month 2 of her entering the hobby. The other blonde in her 40's with the large chest that advertises in mt dora and eustis is in the same catagory now. Save your tokens gents. The best lesson here is learn from others experiences. That is what the forum is about.

Jesse.

[Dugglc]

She a nice girl, very respectful. Great conversation. Skills are mechanical I don't have much to complain about it, but she could be better, being that she says she's in the almost retired stage of the hobby. But my issue with the date was the foul odor coming from down under. I'm hitting it from the back, with my mask on and I still smelled it. It was so bad that my sick got instantly soft. She left a odor on my hand from me taking of the condom. I wouldn't wish a soft d* on my worse enemy. Besides that she was a good spirited girl. She just needs to take better care of her hygiene.

I believe she's leaving today to go to Tampa, but she says she comes to Orlando like once a month. I would never repeat.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lando/67884346

Well I feel better about canceling on her Thursday now. Had her schedualed for 9 Thursday morning but canceled a few hours before hand. I was kinda bummed about missing out, but I'm glad I did now. Did she request that you wear a mask or was that your choice? That would have been a walk away for me.

[PriceFstClass]

She a nice girl, very respectful. Great conversation. Skills are mechanical I don't have much to complain about it, but she could be better, being that she says she's in the almost retired stage of the hobby. But my issue with the date was the foul odor coming from down under. I'm hitting it from the back, with my mask on and I still smelled it. It was so bad that my sick got instantly soft. She left a odor on my hand from me taking of the condom. I wouldn't wish a soft d* on my worse enemy. Besides that she was a good spirited girl. She just needs to take better care of her hygiene.

I believe she's leaving today to go to Tampa, but she says she comes to Orlando like once a month. I would never repeat.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lando/67884346

[AQuicke]

https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...l/734892394777

Location: Hosted in Altamonte, while she claimed GF's space. Another GF was in the house, who seems to be a provider.

Entry way: Cigarette Smoke.

Dog (normal size, but was passive).

Badly maintained house with just space for one person to walk to the room.

Person info: Had missing front teeth, which explains her photos without an open mouth.

Thin spinner type body.

A-cup, if that.

Action: No energy, but seemed to try to please.

No kissing or exploring even for hh, but I didn't push it either, considering it is first time (and last time) with her..

Yeah same experience that I ran into. Good comms until I showed up, the got put on hold because her roommate booked someone at same time. Decided to wait it out, wish I would have bailed.

[Azztro]

After several failed attempts to make arrangements our schedules matched up and we set a time for 2 pm. I stayed in touch the whole time. I get there and wait at the Crosby and text. And call. And text. Ghosted. I wait ten minutes and leave. I get a text from her saying "OMG babe, I'm so sorry". No explanation or reschedule. I tell her I am still in the area and can come back. Ghosted again. Why does something so simple seem to get fucked up so frequently? If I was making the cheddar these girls are making I would be way more diligent with scheduling and customer service. I guess that's what the candy does to them. Warps time along with their sense of priorities. I'm done chasing this one.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lando/67776909

[BuckBundy]

Round 1: Bella. I was in Mount Dora recently and I had a taste for a blonde or redhead. Only one person was available so my little head thought, she can't be that bad, can she?? I know guys, I know. Comms were good and I arrived at her location. That's where the good ended. Walked in and laid 140 on table for 30. Asked her to sit on the couch and as I started touching the rules came out. No FIV because fingers are dirty, no taking off bra or touching boobs because they're sensitive, no kissing, no bare anything. FML. Thought I'd just get a nut and go but then only missionary or doggy. Chose doggy but she did this thing with her hand that didn't allow full penetration. Seriously WTF. Gave up at the 15 minute mark and left full. . Her closest pic is the first one, and they are not recent but they are her. Why didn't I listen. Told her it was bullshit but left all but 40 because I am more than fair. https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/h...arbie/31503478.

Round 2: Sno-White. This is a true case of YMMV but negative for me. She looks like a hot redhead so I text her and she was responsive. Agreed upon a time and arrived at her house. Not a great neighborhood but not horrible. Then, radio silence until 40 minutes after our agreed upon time. She was still nice but used BS phone excuses. She then asked me to go to 7-11 and pick her up a soda. Before leaving, I saw a ghetto ass looking dope boy walk in-between the cars in the driveway, then go in the garage and close the door. When I text her, she said it was her roommate. Yeah right. She offered a car date if I was uncomfortable with the situation but I am really uncomfortable now so I don't think so. She wasted my time, thinks I'm her errand boy, then has what is likely a pimp sneak in the house. Complete actions of a flake and hell no I won't return, maybe her roommate can help her out. https://us.callescortgirls.ca/escort...cort-14577136/.

Round 3: This is a hard one because it actually ended well so I'm going to see her again and then post her name. Had reached out several times over a few weeks and finally got a bite. Good comms and set up a time. Got there and radio silence. No worries, went to the restaurant near her hotel as I was starved. Actually got a text with an apology and ended up going to her room. She was hot, dressed really sexy, fresh out of the shower and a really cool chick. 10 minutes in and someone knocked on the door. WTF. She yelled that we were busy and we got back at it. She wasn't a clock watcher, obviously loves her job and made up for everything. So how do you rate an experience like that? I'm going to try again is how. I'll report back on that one.

Bonus Round: Have read great reviews here on Katie but a review elsewhere said she has a gift to be wary of. I wonder if this is BS or a jealous chick bc she seems really cool. Any ideas here?

I'm working on a tinder UTR right now and will share when it works out. Happy to give any other UTR's a chance if they need funds, if someone will save me from the bullshit I had this week. I treat girls with respect, don't mind getting little gifts but hate when they try and play me. If I'm paying GPS prices I am 10 x more likely to leave if someone plays games.

It's a dog's life for sure. In true Bundy fashion. BuckBundy.

[Bjceb]

All great advice. Probably less risk then what normally do. I always prepared to just walk and I have many times.

This is why I ask for verify photo.

If the verification photo matches advertisement I will go.

If they say we do not send. I meet in lobby.

I always choose a vehicle that is not mine outside. If they ask what am I driving.

Be safe.

[Carlosa]

This is why I ask for verify photo.

If the verification photo matches advertisement I will go.

If they say we do not send. I meet in lobby.

I always choose a vehicle that is not mine outside. If they ask what am I driving.

Be safe.

Had a dream no other girls in the area were answering except for this one so gave it a shot, age on ad said 34 but some reviews on EA / LC said she was a slightly older woman which was alright for me, Incall by the airport quoted. 8 for QV walk in and this lady is DEFINITELY NOT THE WOMAN IN THE PICTURES. This lady has to be atleast 50 I should've turn around and ran but I was thinking out of the wrong head and just wanted to blow the bag, made me wash my hands, place was quite messy, tried to give me CBJ but it wasn't going anywhere so had her get ontop rcg which was mediocre. Blew the bag and just ran out of there, never again. Stay safe out there kings have some serotonin before you sleep!

https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...scorts/2303956

[Kuro1026]

Had a dream no other girls in the area were answering except for this one so gave it a shot, age on ad said 34 but some reviews on EA / LC said she was a slightly older woman which was alright for me, Incall by the airport quoted. 8 for QV walk in and this lady is DEFINITELY NOT THE WOMAN IN THE PICTURES. This lady has to be atleast 50 I should've turn around and ran but I was thinking out of the wrong head and just wanted to blow the bag, made me wash my hands, place was quite messy, tried to give me CBJ but it wasn't going anywhere so had her get ontop rcg which was mediocre. Blew the bag and just ran out of there, never again. Stay safe out there kings have some serotonin before you sleep!

https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...scorts/2303956

[RP469]

Set up a date with her. Great communication and texting. Seemed very nice, chill, and real. We were actually texting for a few hours which is rare.

Upon arrival there was suddenly some weird behavior. I texted that I had arrived. Nothing for 15 min. Finally a reply from her asking what my ETA was. Then nothing for another 10 min. I was ready to leave then finally got a reply and room number. Her text "voice" suddenly changed. Using a lot of slang and she sounded like a thug. Nothing like the other texts I had gotten from her. Seems like someone else was doing the texting.

Room was in back of an airport hotel. When I drove around back, there was no one around, except for 1 car. 2 guys in the car crouching down. I didn't stop. When I drove by they were watching me, still trying not to be seen.

I kept driving. I texted that I felt uncomfortable and cancelled. She told me that it was only one guy and that he was a friend of hers. That's bull, there were two of of them. She asked me to come back. 99% sure something was going to happen if I got out of my car. It was the perfect set up, no one around to see anything.

Stay clear of this one. She may be nice, but she has some scary friends.

Very wise of you to stay away. Mariah can not be trusted. So really glad you left.

RP.

[Dixen Cider]

Set up a date with her. Great communication and texting. Seemed very nice, chill, and real. We were actually texting for a few hours which is rare.

Upon arrival there was suddenly some weird behavior. I texted that I had arrived. Nothing for 15 min. Finally a reply from her asking what my ETA was. Then nothing for another 10 min. I was ready to leave then finally got a reply and room number. Her text "voice" suddenly changed. Using a lot of slang and she sounded like a thug. Nothing like the other texts I had gotten from her. Seems like someone else was doing the texting.

Room was in back of an airport hotel. When I drove around back, there was no one around, except for 1 car. 2 guys in the car crouching down. I didn't stop. When I drove by they were watching me, still trying not to be seen.

I kept driving. I texted that I felt uncomfortable and cancelled. She told me that it was only one guy and that he was a friend of hers. That's bull, there were two of of them. She asked me to come back. 99% sure something was going to happen if I got out of my car. It was the perfect set up, no one around to see anything.

Stay clear of this one. She may be nice, but she has some scary friends.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lando/67193487

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/s...cials/41382205

Search for Mariah in the SW thread. Lots of posts on her there and the vast majority are not good. You made the right choice.

[Bertil]

Set up a date with her. Great communication and texting. Seemed very nice, chill, and real. We were actually texting for a few hours which is rare.

Upon arrival there was suddenly some weird behavior. I texted that I had arrived. Nothing for 15 min. Finally a reply from her asking what my ETA was. Then nothing for another 10 min. I was ready to leave then finally got a reply and room number. Her text "voice" suddenly changed. Using a lot of slang and she sounded like a thug. Nothing like the other texts I had gotten from her. Seems like someone else was doing the texting.

Room was in back of an airport hotel. When I drove around back, there was no one around, except for 1 car. 2 guys in the car crouching down. I didn't stop. When I drove by they were watching me, still trying not to be seen.

I kept driving. I texted that I felt uncomfortable and cancelled. She told me that it was only one guy and that he was a friend of hers. That's bull, there were two of of them. She asked me to come back. 99% sure something was going to happen if I got out of my car. It was the perfect set up, no one around to see anything.

Stay clear of this one. She may be nice, but she has some scary friends.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lando/67193487

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/s...cials/41382205

Damn bro you dodge a bullet. Good on you for being aware of your surroundings and paying attention. A lot of vets on this forum would have told you to stay away from her. Stay safe and better luck next time.

[FJordinGct]

Set up a date with her. Great communication and texting. Seemed very nice, chill, and real. We were actually texting for a few hours which is rare.

Upon arrival there was suddenly some weird behavior. I texted that I had arrived. Nothing for 15 min. Finally a reply from her asking what my ETA was. Then nothing for another 10 min. I was ready to leave then finally got a reply and room number. Her text "voice" suddenly changed. Using a lot of slang and she sounded like a thug. Nothing like the other texts I had gotten from her. Seems like someone else was doing the texting.

Room was in back of an airport hotel. When I drove around back, there was no one around, except for 1 car. 2 guys in the car crouching down. I didn't stop. When I drove by they were watching me, still trying not to be seen.

I kept driving. I texted that I felt uncomfortable and cancelled. She told me that it was only one guy and that he was a friend of hers. That's bull, there were two of of them. She asked me to come back. 99% sure something was going to happen if I got out of my car. It was the perfect set up, no one around to see anything.

Stay clear of this one. She may be nice, but she has some scary friends.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lando/67193487

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/s...cials/41382205

[DonkCament]

Horrible experience. Smoky room, musty / sour odor, scabs on face, couldn't handle all my pipe and bait & switch pics.

Her body is NOTHING like what the pics show. I have attached the only pic that is actually her.

Room was a mess & smells like she hasnt showered in a few days. Just yuck, yuck, yuck.

Her pic: https://escortbabylon.net/picture_vi...26e80f1ed0daf9.

Her ad: https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/4079617179.

[Member #6362]

I met Chanel a few years ago and she was using these fake pics back then. This provider looked nothing like these pics. She was Probably 70 lbs heavier than these pics and really didn't look like the same person. Don't wast any time on this one.

https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...g/334633243660

And the service was rushed. And it sucked. Not in a good way.