The Massholes

[Andir]

Aren't you the guy who often publicly offers to answer all questions on Boston area massage parlors?

You can ask me anything AMP related. I am the most knowledgeable sharer on this board ever. Why do you think Jack can't live a day without talking about me? He is super jealous!

[Andir]

You legit have so many conversations with yourself that you tie random people like me into your stupid elementary school cyber fight. As previously mentioned, I have one handle, I provide real reviews and share intel with many real people on here. Carry on your time wasted argument with the others.

Shut the fuck up, Jack. You worthless piece of shit. Where are your real reviews, faggot? In your imagination?

[JayBean]

Jack, as I can see, you went to Woburn! I wasn't that hard, was it? Good job, old faggot!

You legit have so many conversations with yourself that you tie random people like me into your stupid elementary school cyber fight. As previously mentioned, I have one handle, I provide real reviews and share intel with many real people on here. Carry on your time wasted argument with the others.

[DoctorTerry]

I have 23 messages from you and probably deleted some. Yes, I counted. All of them are questions and requests. I gave you everything you asked for and more. With one exception admittedly. No, I don't have WeiWei's wechat!

I did not receive a single bit of the useful info in return. Of course, I didn't ask for anything but still seems quite unidirectional to me. I am not complaining. Just stating the fact.

Aren't you the guy who often publicly offers to answer all questions on Boston area massage parlors?

[Wiseass]

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Hey guys,

I'm posting here under a pseudonym because I like my balls hanging right where they are. If another provider were to know I was posting this I'm not sure I could could lay naked with my eyes closed in the same room with her any more.

A lot of you are already aware of xx5 Middle St Weymouth. I'm just here to reaffirm what a great shop this is, beautiful girls all around. I saw Summer today and what a fantastic time I had. Great massage and long slow sensual tease and finish with lots of sexy whispering and neck kissing which had me blowing in no time. Last visit there I saw Tiffany and though she looked to thin for my taste when we got into the room and I saw what was under those too tight pants and I was impressed. Great little bum and tits. Great massage. I've been trying to see her again for weeks, couldn't get her out of my mind, I had that good a time, but my timing has been off. There's another girl there, Linda who is very attractive but I haven't had a session with her yet. Do yourselves a favor, stop in or call Summer, you'll be glad you did!

Because my regular girl is more than just a massage provider to me and she gets pissed when I see other girls. She monitors this site on occasion and she knows my regular name here.

Dude,

I read your "Review" and reported it as Advertisement. A2 decided to let it stay. It was toooo glowing. And over the top. Especially the last sentence which looked straight out of an Ad.

I went there myself, about 4 months ago, called and scheduled with Summer. When I arrived Summer switched me off to the other girl Yoyo. She said she already had a scheduled appointment, which was a lie, bait and switch. Before I went in the room, Summer had said to me 3 or 4 times "No Review". My session with Yoyo went well. On the way out, Summer was in the hallway and stressed again "No Review" a couple of times. When I passed the front desk, another woman was sitting there. She was introduced to me as Linda, who was sitting behind the counter. Dude, you described Linda as very attractive. When I read that in your "Review" I knew you were really stretching the truth. She may have been very attractive 20 years ago, but she looked very worn in her face, and was showing her age and mileage, despite the heavy makeup. Frankly, I thought she was the Mamasan of the shop for the other girls. I didn't see her body, because she was sitting behind the counter, but her face told the story.

Additionally, I thought I remembered that Member Name, which is very unique, and did a search. Sure enough, this one is the same exact Member Name from before with a 4 added to it. I included the post (1st post) that was flagged for advertisement. Dude in all fairness, I'm not saying that Summer's shop is a bad place. It was just obvious based on the few previous reviews of Summer and her shop, your post went way over the top, clearly an advertisement. You basically came across as a Shill for the place, just like before.

[CrazyCrouton]

Because my regular girl is more than just a massage provider to me and she gets pissed when I see other girls. She monitors this site on occasion and she knows my regular name here.

Listen Cheezefist. No one believes your ridiculous scenarios. If that was the case then you just spilled the beans on yourself if she monitors the board. You're a fucking idiot so just dissolve this new handle of yours and get back to posting on your faggot ass dentistbob handle. Have a nice day douche bag.

Hahahahahahahaja!!

[Andir]

I believe I saw Sarah from linden. She had a mask on but the balding spot was a dead giveaway.

Jack, as I can see, you went to Woburn! I wasn't that hard, was it? Good job, old faggot!

[NHughty]

But the poster did say "last night in Malden".

And the home of Fig Newtons was Cambridge.

And yes the codes are useless.

Newton? As in the home of fig newtons?

I really wish people would stop with these unhelpful codes.

[HD FatBoyLo14]

Why do you think you're going to lose your balls over a glowing review?

Because my regular girl is more than just a massage provider to me and she gets pissed when I see other girls. She monitors this site on occasion and she knows my regular name here.

[AsianYumYum]

It's a Boston thing. I told you guys long ago why the mass parlor board is the absolute worst, because of stupid shit like this. Some dumb codes and encrypted messages to act like they're hiding from giving LEO any secrets, like please. Stop insulting people's intelligence with that mickey mouse shit already.

This is what makes the Boston forum the absolute worst in all of them and why to me its a joke and mockery now. Unfortunately its been in practice by a selected few that has trickled down to the rest.

Could you save everyone a lot of time, energy and gas by just telling us who is there? No reason not to really. And please don't say "Just go and see for yourself" For many of us Woburn is a haul and considerable effort to get to. Thanks in advance for your anticipated cooperation.

Just open the information and let people spend energy in better things we all have jobs and families.

Newton? As in the home of fig newtons?

I really wish people would stop with these unhelpful codes.

[ThizzleHats]

I'm posting here under a pseudonym because I like my balls hanging right where they are. If another provider were to know I was posting this I'm not sure I could could lay naked with my eyes closed in the same room with her any more.

.... stop in or call Summer, you'll be glad you did!

Why do you think you're going to lose your balls over a glowing review?

[HomerSpinSome]

What is the name of such a place?

Newton? As in the home of fig newtons?

I really wish people would stop with these unhelpful codes.

[AsianYumYum]

Could you save everyone a lot of time, energy and gas by just telling us who is there? No reason not to really. And please don't say "Just go and see for yourself" For many of us Woburn is a haul and considerable effort to get to. Thanks in advance for your anticipated cooperation.

Just open the information and let people spend energy in better things we all have jobs and families.

Look at this, here it is again as I've mentioned a thousand times, this old loser does nothing but sit on his fat nasty, hairy, greasy stinking balls just phishing for intel like the lazy bum that he is. He never goes out and does the work himself and come back to provide and contributes anything.

Probably one of those fat nasty smelly, disgusting looking humans that walks into the parlor and make the parlor girls want to quit or wishes why he is the reason this is the most filthy job on earth. Sometimes they can smell the pork coming and when they see him, they turn the sign on to "Closed" or "return in 5 hours" just to discourage him so they wouldn't have to rub the nasty shit that rubs off his skin when they give him a massage.

Love it that a monger has noticed his constant and annoying begging all the time and called him out. This is truly beautiful, it is coming around, mongers are seeing the 3 stooges for what they are. First it's dumbass that gets told the same on the Ir board, and them it's Mr MorBS being called out over his bullshit far cuter, far prettier, far thinner ghosts chics nobody's ever seen and now bill the Phat Pig Phoney getting called out for his constant begging for intel without contributing Zilt.

Love it, great going John Global, kudos to you, sir. Yes you are right, we all have families except this uman waste filth. He has none.

[Andir]

Just open the information and let people spend energy in better things we all have jobs and families.

I have 23 messages from you and probably deleted some. Yes, I counted. All of them are questions and requests. I gave you everything you asked for and more. With one exception admittedly. No, I don't have WeiWei's wechat!

I did not receive a single bit of the useful info in return. Of course, I didn't ask for anything but still seems quite unidirectional to me. I am not complaining. Just stating the fact.

[Andir]

Could you save everyone a lot of time, energy and gas by just telling us who is there? No reason not to really. And please don't say "Just go and see for yourself" For many of us Woburn is a haul and considerable effort to get to. Thanks in advance for your anticipated cooperation.

What the actual fuck, Jack? You are not prohibited from driving on Rt 95, I hope. The total cost of gas would be less than 4 dollars. If it's too much for you, you are in a wrong hobby then. As I told you already, just go there. You know her.