Escort Reports

**RichL1234** · 09-25-21 09:48

Originally Posted by DWaits [View Original Post]

Was she talking to herself or did you discover that there was someone else in the place?

Definitely someone else there. Could hear the floor creaking.

I knew it was best to GTFO!

**EyeEatAss** · 09-25-21 00:36

Originally Posted by RideMyFace [View Original Post]

Seen this one a few years ago and tbh she was very nice and pics were accurate but basically she tried FS and wouldn't continue cause of my size, and think I started with DATY which usually gets women going, so it was pretty disappointing. I think we ended up finishing with BBJ but that was definitely not my plan, just a heads up to anyone on the larger size, even if she lets you fuck, I'm guessing you'll have to be particularly gentle and slow. Hope this can help anyone avoid wasting decent $ like I did.

I am long and thin. Usual foreplay then 69'd for quite a while. Upon second climax she asked for mish. She held on for dear life (I have the scratch marks to prove it). She took about eight of ten till she came and asked me to get off so she can recover. I was rock hard and decided to suck myself off while she fingered my ass. Blew in my mouth and we snowballed (she kisses well). Round two came along and she was more relaxed. After twenty minutes we blew together, cuddled then left.

I'd recommend but for smaller cocks.

**DWaits** · 09-24-21 23:41

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

For those who still may be interested asking price was $ for a 1/2 hr FS. And she offered to discount for picking up condoms (2 red flags).

Was she talking to herself or did you discover that there was someone else in the place?

**RideMyFace** · 09-24-21 21:05

Originally Posted by Coyote7033 [View Original Post]

Staying in Springfield, anyone see her? Have something set up for tonight and she doesn't get into much details, don't want to make drive if to many rules.

Thanks.

Coyote.

https://chicago.skipthegames.com/fem...c/675874698591

Seen this one a few years ago and tbh she was very nice and pics were accurate but basically she tried FS and wouldn't continue cause of my size, and think I started with DATY which usually gets women going, so it was pretty disappointing. I think we ended up finishing with BBJ but that was definitely not my plan, just a heads up to anyone on the larger size, even if she lets you fuck, I'm guessing you'll have to be particularly gentle and slow. Hope this can help anyone avoid wasting decent $ like I did.

**RichL1234** · 09-24-21 21:04

For those who still may be interested asking price was $ for a 1/2 hr FS. And she offered to discount for picking up condoms (2 red flags).

**RideMyFace** · 09-24-21 20:55

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

This isn't necessarily something you should do, but if a girl has a reputation for good service but is unreliable, I've occasionally acted like I was on my way or there even though I hadn't even left the house yet just to see if I can get a room number. If I do, at that point I'll make up an excuse to stall for a bit while I head over. Pick up cigarettes, grab some more condoms, etc. Or say "oh wait got the street wrong. What I learned is that those girls have such a warped sense of time that most of the time they don't even realize how much time has passed. Then when I arrive I tell her and if I don't hear back within a few minutes I just go to her room.

Again it isn't necessarily a recommendation but I've done it once or twice when I was really hard up and it worked out ok.

Never thought of this tactic, but seems like it could be useful in certain situations with certain girls. Thanks for the tip, going to keep this in mind in the future.

**RichL1234** · 09-24-21 18:51

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...icago/67543721

Well after finally gettting in touch with her after countless tries, she finally responded.

Great rate, close to home, and I was on my way.

She called to ask if I could pick up a condom, sure no problem (should of been my first warning).

Texts me address, I arrive and up I go. Upon entering the door I hear her talking to another person. She was tweaking out of control, sunken eyes, skinny, rail thin and the place stunk like an ashtray. She offered me to get comfy and it was at that point my big head took over and I got the fuck out of there. (she did absolutely nothing for my little head) very unattractive could easily fit in on 5th ave.

IMO. Avoid at all cost.

Upside. Nice neighborhood.

**Jinurso** · 09-24-21 13:26

This isn't necessarily something you should do, but if a girl has a reputation for good service but is unreliable, I've occasionally acted like I was on my way or there even though I hadn't even left the house yet just to see if I can get a room number. If I do, at that point I'll make up an excuse to stall for a bit while I head over. Pick up cigarettes, grab some more condoms, etc. Or say "oh wait got the street wrong. What I learned is that those girls have such a warped sense of time that most of the time they don't even realize how much time has passed. Then when I arrive I tell her and if I don't hear back within a few minutes I just go to her room.

Again it isn't necessarily a recommendation but I've done it once or twice when I was really hard up and it worked out ok.

Originally Posted by Bkmsw [View Original Post]

I tried to set something up with her last year and it took forever for her to be ready. In my initial text I told her I wanted a qv and I was on a time crunch. Man she would string me along with delays of responding by text. Finally got the location of the hotel and I said I was 5 minutes away and would text when I was pulling into the parking lot. It is a very nice hotel located right off of 90. I don't know where she is working out of now but if its the same one its busy enough with tourist and business people nobody will notice a random guy walking into the lobby and going for the elevators. I texted 4 minutes later saying I had arrived. Crickets. I texted her again after waiting 10 minutes reminding her I was in a hurry. After 5 additional minutes I call her and she answers. I tell her I have been waiting and I am in a hurry. Her response was "oh, you're here already?" What a stupid ****. Of course I am here, I indicated in every text I was in a hurry and shown up exactly when I said I would. Anyways, she promises me it will only be another 5 minutes that she is freshening up. I said ok, I'll wait. I immediately pull out of the parking lot and head for home. 25 minutes after she told me 5 minutes she texted her room number. I just laughed as I was driving home.

So if you're driving up from Springfield you better be prepared to wait or have a standby.

B.

Originally Posted by Coyote7033 [View Original Post]

Well after reading your post I think I will hold off seeing her. It would be to long of a drive from south Kenosha to be played by the waiting game by her. Not worth the drive, I appreciate your input. Enough for me to not go through with it.

Have good weekend.

Coyote.

**Coyote7033** · 09-24-21 10:30

Well after reading your post I think I will hold off seeing her. It would be to long of a drive from south Kenosha to be played by the waiting game by her. Not worth the drive, I appreciate your input. Enough for me to not go through with it.

Have good weekend.

Coyote.

Originally Posted by Bkmsw [View Original Post]

I tried to set something up with her last year and it took forever for her to be ready. In my initial text I told her I wanted a qv and I was on a time crunch. Man she would string me along with delays of responding by text. Finally got the location of the hotel and I said I was 5 minutes away and would text when I was pulling into the parking lot. It is a very nice hotel located right off of 90. I don't know where she is working out of now but if its the same one its busy enough with tourist and business people nobody will notice a random guy walking into the lobby and going for the elevators. I texted 4 minutes later saying I had arrived. Crickets. I texted her again after waiting 10 minutes reminding her I was in a hurry. After 5 additional minutes I call her and she answers. I tell her I have been waiting and I am in a hurry. Her response was "oh, you're here already?" What a stupid ****. Of course I am here, I indicated in every text I was in a hurry and shown up exactly when I said I would. Anyways, she promises me it will only be another 5 minutes that she is freshening up. I said ok, I'll wait. I immediately pull out of the parking lot and head for home. 25 minutes after she told me 5 minutes she texted her room number. I just laughed as I was driving home.

So if you're driving up from Springfield you better be prepared to wait or have a standby.

B.

**Bkmsw** · 09-24-21 10:12

Originally Posted by Coyote7033 [View Original Post]

Staying in Springfield, anyone see her? Have something set up for tonight and she doesn't get into much details, don't want to make drive if to many rules.

Thanks.

Coyote.

https://chicago.skipthegames.com/fem...c/675874698591

I tried to set something up with her last year and it took forever for her to be ready. In my initial text I told her I wanted a qv and I was on a time crunch. Man she would string me along with delays of responding by text. Finally got the location of the hotel and I said I was 5 minutes away and would text when I was pulling into the parking lot. It is a very nice hotel located right off of 90. I don't know where she is working out of now but if its the same one its busy enough with tourist and business people nobody will notice a random guy walking into the lobby and going for the elevators. I texted 4 minutes later saying I had arrived. Crickets. I texted her again after waiting 10 minutes reminding her I was in a hurry. After 5 additional minutes I call her and she answers. I tell her I have been waiting and I am in a hurry. Her response was "oh, you're here already?" What a stupid ****. Of course I am here, I indicated in every text I was in a hurry and shown up exactly when I said I would. Anyways, she promises me it will only be another 5 minutes that she is freshening up. I said ok, I'll wait. I immediately pull out of the parking lot and head for home. 25 minutes after she told me 5 minutes she texted her room number. I just laughed as I was driving home.

So if you're driving up from Springfield you better be prepared to wait or have a standby.

B.

**Coyote7033** · 09-24-21 08:51

Staying in Springfield, anyone see her? Have something set up for tonight and she doesn't get into much details, don't want to make drive if to many rules.

Thanks.

Coyote.

https://chicago.skipthegames.com/fem...c/675874698591

**DWaits** · 09-23-21 21:08

Originally Posted by SoulessJoint [View Original Post]

I get naked for the massage and she starts, it's actually a pretty decent massage then all of a sudden her phone starts blowing up, and there's someone at the door. The guy who I passed in the hallway was actually her bf. So I'm laying there ass out thinking I'm screwed, my clothes are across the room and there's now a guy in the room. Turns out he came back to get the scale that they weigh their product on. Thankfully they weren't scamming or robbing me the guy was as embarrassed as I was.
https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/3127020987

I assume that was a dealer. Every complaint about problems with her are about a wife. And if you click the link that's posted the complaint is about a roommate (before the complaints were about a wife). Maybe she's dumped the wife, but either way, she needs to control the people around her to not mess with her business.

**Pennywise666** · 09-23-21 20:34

Originally Posted by SoulessJoint [View Original Post]

Found myself bored and wanting some fun over Labor Day weekend. It was a little after midnight and pickings were slim so I reached out to Blue after none of my regulars replied and it was probably one of the most awkward experiences I've ever had.

I'm pretty sure she's been reviewed here before but here we go: She's been around for a while and gone by many other names but I'm calling her blue because her hair is blue right now. I scheduled a date with her at 1 am on Labor Day weekend, she's staying at one of those extended stay places in Elk Grove. When I first got there I passed by a guy who came out of her room, that should've been my first red flag, but I was thinking with my little head. So I get to her room and the set up isn't too bad room is clean nice lights and she was folding laundry when I got there. I decided to go with the hh and she offered me a massage before the main show and this is where everything went crazy.

I get naked for the massage and she starts, it's actually a pretty decent massage then all of a sudden her phone starts blowing up, and there's someone at the door. The guy who I passed in the hallway was actually her bf. So I'm laying there ass out thinking I'm screwed, my clothes are across the room and there's now a guy in the room. Turns out he came back to get the scale that they weigh their product on. Thankfully they weren't scamming or robbing me the guy was as embarrassed as I was.

At this point I'm ready to go, I start to grab my clothes, but blue comes back with the scale and kicks the bf out. She begged me to stay and I had already made the drive out there and she looked amazing dressed up in a schoolgirl outfit so I said fuck it and decided to stay. Finished the massage, and then the real fun began. The ad doesn't lie. She is definitely a head doc, BBBJ was amazing, one of the best I've ever had. She rode me for a bit which she says she doesn't normally do then she ripped the cover over and finished with a BBBJ, which once again was incredible.

All in all the experience was awkward as fuck, but the service was great. I'd probably repeat for an outcall or if I had some way of knowing the bf wouldn't interrupt.

Rates are 120/150/200. Does a BBBJ special for 100 I didn't negotiate with her but I feel like you could probably talk her down.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/3127020987

Her name before was Reina you can't even do a search with her name anymore so I don't know what happened.

**PunkAsFuck** · 09-23-21 18:50

Originally Posted by GMan25 [View Original Post]

Adult search Asians for $180 are ways an Asian apartment, or an Asian in a hotel. Don't complain that the rate for a 60 minute massage (wink. Wink) is $180, b / c it includes FS.

But of course, you are correct, don't expect the models in the ads. It is a box of chocolates.

I didn't realize at the time when places like Pams, AsianXclusive etc. were active how rare it was to have photos of the actual woman you're meeting in the ad while still being at that price point. Using bait and switch tactics at these AMPs will forever be a no-go for me. Looking at the AMP forums though, there appears to be no shortage of guys willing to throw money at mystery women. At least there's this website for word of mouth to identify the quality places and ladies.

**SilverSurfer77** · 09-23-21 18:23

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

I don't think I've ever read a positive review of a midget escort ever. I don't know what the problem always seems to be but everybody has bad experiences with them.

Long time lurker, way out of circulation these days. I'm the primary caregiver to an elderly parent and can't risk Covid so I'm on the sidelines. Enjoy reading about everyone's adventures but man the prices these days, unreal. Even if I could there aren't too many girls I'd bother with, most aren't worth $300 much less anything more than that.

About a dozen years ago I saw this little doll when I was in El Paso, TX. I forget where she was based out of but it wasn't there. Super nice, CFS, DATY, multiple positions, no attitude. I don't think she's around anymore but who knows:

Tai Love (also went by Ling Ling and maybe a few other names).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxDxT7pbYeQ

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...932474-222477/