Strip Club Reports

[Pussylicker2]

I finally went out again yesterday. I went to H8 had the most horrible experience. I didn't get her name but white girl mid 30's with "I am my sons keeper" tattoo on her collarbone. Caught a attitude because I wasn't paying for $200 for FS so I took a CBJ for $100 and she demanded the money up front (first mistake). Dude first of all she handed me the condom to put on. Like not a big deal but I've never had a provider do that. Dude she's sucking It for literally 30 seconds and asks "me did I cum" I was barely even hard yet LOL. So I tell her no she huffs and proceeds 20 seconds later asks did I cum again I just tell her yeah because I'm just turned off at this point. Soon as I said yeah she gets up and leaves LOL like awful service I will never go back to H8. I knew It wasn't my kind of place when I pulled up.

After a disappointing experience I still had a itch I needed to scratch. So I did hit up LS had a amazing time with this smoking hot brown skin (AA) girl name Karma she's mid 20's. She's a 8 on a tough scale on 1-10. She says she's visiting from out of state. She had the tinniest waist and the biggest ass. After chatting It up a bit we went downstairs. She gives me a lap dance and start kissing me on my neck and doing the most sensual touch and kissing I've ever had with a provider. She quotes me at $400 and I snap back to reality and get her down to $300 which is expensive. She was grinding her wet cat on my dick but wouldn't stick It in bare (I also didn't ask). She puts the cover on and lays back and has me pound It. Best experience I've had man. I'm sticking with LS only at this point.

So you won't pay $200 for full service at h8 n, but you'll pay $300 at LS? And you get better service when you pay $300 instead of $100? I've gone to h8 n for many years. I've never had a problem, because I don't pay first. Most every time you're being cheap and pay first, you'll get rushed. At any club.

[DooMama7]

It was a long time ago and the names and the club will remain anonymous but I knew someone who had a situation like that happen to him. Although married at the time, he got a dancer pregnant (later confirmed his by DNA). His marriage ended in divorce and as I recall, he ended up marrying the dancer after that. I don't know if they're still together or not.

Sounds like they had some relationship or at least known each other for awhile, I'm more intrigued with ransoms who show up and never come back.

[Pussylicker2]

Stopped by Bogarts today for a quick BBBJ. Saw plenty of potential but decided to go with a old Chinese gal because of that body she had. She said all the right things but when we got back there and started she turned into something else. Wouldn't do it without a cover, had serious attitude, and demanded more than agreed. All the red flags went off but I was ready so I just went with it. Wrong move. Her teeth scraped me so bad. I told her to use less teeth but she didn't listen. I thought about giving her a slight tap on the head but I figured she would clamp down and I would lose my special guy. Best move was to finish quickly and move along. I wouldn't do it again but writing this makes me laugh so I guess I'm good.

I would have paid for 1 song, $20 or $10 if it was a Tuesday.

[ILoveToHunt]

Stopped by Bogarts today for a quick BBBJ. Saw plenty of potential but decided to go with a old Chinese gal because of that body she had. She said all the right things but when we got back there and started she turned into something else. Wouldn't do it without a cover, had serious attitude, and demanded more than agreed. All the red flags went off but I was ready so I just went with it. Wrong move. Her teeth scraped me so bad. I told her to use less teeth but she didn't listen. I thought about giving her a slight tap on the head but I figured she would clamp down and I would lose my special guy. Best move was to finish quickly and move along. I wouldn't do it again but writing this makes me laugh so I guess I'm good.

[DarkKnight23]

I finally went out again yesterday. I went to H8 had the most horrible experience. I didn't get her name but white girl mid 30's with "I am my sons keeper" tattoo on her collarbone. Caught a attitude because I wasn't paying for $200 for FS so I took a CBJ for $100 and she demanded the money up front (first mistake). Dude first of all she handed me the condom to put on. Like not a big deal but I've never had a provider do that. Dude she's sucking It for literally 30 seconds and asks "me did I cum" I was barely even hard yet LOL. So I tell her no she huffs and proceeds 20 seconds later asks did I cum again I just tell her yeah because I'm just turned off at this point. Soon as I said yeah she gets up and leaves LOL like awful service I will never go back to H8. I knew It wasn't my kind of place when I pulled up.

After a disappointing experience I still had a itch I needed to scratch. So I did hit up LS had a amazing time with this smoking hot brown skin (AA) girl name Karma she's mid 20's. She's a 8 on a tough scale on 1-10. She says she's visiting from out of state. She had the tinniest waist and the biggest ass. After chatting It up a bit we went downstairs. She gives me a lap dance and start kissing me on my neck and doing the most sensual touch and kissing I've ever had with a provider. She quotes me at $400 and I snap back to reality and get her down to $300 which is expensive. She was grinding her wet cat on my dick but wouldn't stick It in bare (I also didn't ask). She puts the cover on and lays back and has me pound It. Best experience I've had man. I'm sticking with LS only at this point.

[Incognito1234]

For those who like to go bare with dancers, you ever think she might get pregnant off your seed? Or maybe have a love child somewhere from a stripper you fucked?

It was a long time ago and the names and the club will remain anonymous but I knew someone who had a situation like that happen to him. Although married at the time, he got a dancer pregnant (later confirmed his by DNA). His marriage ended in divorce and as I recall, he ended up marrying the dancer after that. I don't know if they're still together or not.

[Wiggles0923]

For those who like to go bare with dancers, you ever think she might get pregnant off your seed? Or maybe have a love child somewhere from a stripper you fucked?

I am sure I have a few crotch fruit running around somewhere. If they only knew my real name could they do something about it.

Women in general will lie, as many guys do, about birth control, STI testing, and STI's in general. So we are all, even with condoms rolling some dice here. But we do that with any woman we pick up. So protect your identity, use a burner, get a fake I'd even. Not for cops, for the ladies.

I understand that going in raw is something you crave by instinct. Using the right rubber it really is not much different in feeling. Also women prefer it raw. I don't fully know why, but they can tell the difference. Sometimes they can even feel you blow that load.

[DooMama7]

For those who like to go bare with dancers, you ever think she might get pregnant off your seed? Or maybe have a love child somewhere from a stripper you fucked?

[TedEBear]

I ended up going to Legends on Saturday. One of my favorite dancers who hasn't been there in a couple of years made a comeback on Saturday. Carmen from Legends is back. She's one of my favorite ladies and she used to dance at BTs back in the day.

Also, has anybody been to that after hours strip club on Woodward and 6 mile? When Legends closed up at 11 pm, a really really really hot lady (she was hotter than any of the ladies there) kept on telling me to "meet me at after hours at the strip club at 6 mile and Woodward". She even gave me the address. I did drive by there and the valet person told me they close at 6 am. What are your thoughts on this? Has anybody been there before? I didn't end up going in, because I was tired and I wanted to head home.

So I have been BT's and the Landing Strip while at city visits. But I hate paying for parking. Is there any clubs that offer free parking with the same caliber of women / services. Appreciate any feedback. Thanks.

You can park behind the shopping area next to BTs for free and just walk across the street to the door. If they say anything, just tell them that you walked there from a friend's house.

[Trvlr5]

The Ultimate Strip Club List.

Good info, thanks!

[RougeDawg]

I'm in the mood for a natural red head. Anybody have a lead on a natural red dancer in the area?

[JamieGreek2019]

No worries man. That's not her. Not sure if Hope is her stage name or real name. I'll report back after I return and hopefully (see what I did there) catch her.

Stay safe,

J.

Sorry I wasn't trying to be a D**K about the initials. I totally missed the header. Is this the Hope you saw?

[Romo Lampkin]

What is TUSCL?

The Ultimate Strip Club List.

[Lamarr]

She posted on TUSCL that her schedule is M-F 2:00 -7:00.

What is TUSCL?

[Passenger]

The food at bogies is outstanding and not expensive. Don't just read the menu, walk up to the food window and look at the board that lists today's specials. The waitresses don't know so don't waste your time asking. Most of the girls insist on CBJ instead on BBBJ.

It used to be better a few years back, but outstanding is a rwal stretch. It's not on par with the upscale clubs along the Michigan Avenue corridor, additionally the service for whatever reason has declined; forgetting to put in ticket, forgetting to pick up order, not remembering order changes.