Massage Parlor Reports

**Bronco** · 09-20-21 11:06

Originally Posted by Dohma22 [View Original Post]

Who do y'all recommend for the best massages? I always assume you trade FS for a good massage. To date the best massage with extras I've had was at SH in Westminster. If anyone has recs on better back rubs please share my back is killing me.

I like Bamboo with Andy. Good solid massage with excellent handshake ending.

**BenderOver** · 09-20-21 01:42

Originally Posted by DownAssFoo123 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the tip slammer, I'll report back the next time I venture out there. PM if why'all have any personal favorites there.

Eavesdropping on Slammer and Foo's public pow-wow here, I dropped by L&L to see if there's any exploration worthy to post. Ended up getting a nice HJ session worthy of asking for more.

I wasn't sure if Slammer meant that AirBody girls were heading into L&L's space to do more, or what the intended meaning was, so I skipped AirBody and went straight to L&L's storefront. The lights were off and the door was locked at about 11 AM when they post opening at 10. As I turned around and walked away, the door quietly unlocked and opened. I walked in and was greeted by a cute milfy korean lady dressed professionally yet erotically at the same time. She had some see through business blouse on. Sexy.

She asked if I wanted a massage and I replied yes. Walked me to a nice and clean room where I got ready. I wasn't sure if she was the provider who was giving me the massage, but turned it she was. Great massage with superb teasing. Her special move is a light dickhead swirling massage that got my tip so sensitive that I had to squirm away the several times she did it. This was all while I was facing down.

On the flip, she pulled down her top and pulled down her pants for petting and feeding. No daty nor FIV was allowed as she said she was on the blood cycle. I pet pretty heavily down there and no blood. But I did find the stinkiest fucking BV smell ever. Had to wash my fingers with boiling water and Chlorox to get the smell off.

Mia.

L face with mask on 8. 5, body 8. 5 looked like a human anime character with her round manmade boobs that looked absolutely perfect. I'm a natural boob guy so this wasn't a huge turn on for me. She's probably 35 to 40 years based on what I could tell with the mask on. Never saw her remove the mask.

A 5 business like usual.

S massage, teasing around my ass, nuts, and cock. Flip and a satisfying HJ with feeding and FOV.

E 40+60 hr.

Are I'm going to say yes for now with plans to do more exploring. If things go stale, I'll change my rating in a future review.

Slammer, you made a point that you have to know WHO to take over to L&L for more than HJ. Give me a few suggestions please. Thank you.

**BenderOver** · 09-20-21 01:28

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

Gals are too old dude, doesn't worth it, I'd just go and jerk off tbh.

Maybe that's what he wants. I've been there 3 times and I'd say that's enough for the rest of my life.

Any random gal there will usually get the following laser:

L face 4 body 4. Looks like a mainland Chinese factory worker, about 45, body looks like my grandmother.

A 7. Nice people.

S BBBJ, BBFS, bbgrk, cia.

E 50+100 or 40+100, I don't remember.

Are If you're still thinking about going, you've got serious issues. Not recommending, just referring. Will not repeat.

**HeadorTail** · 09-19-21 23:31

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**BigBoDonk** · 09-19-21 20:28

Any idea which MP has such providers?

**BigBoDonk** · 09-19-21 20:28

Originally Posted by Jed1172 [View Original Post]

Coming into town for a quick visit and was wondering which is better, the old F&C in Westminster or newer F&C off of Warner? I've visited the old F&C in the past and kinda enjoyed the older, freer gals working there. Any input is greatly appreciated.

Gals are too old dude, doesn't worth it, I'd just go and jerk off tbh.

**PhineasPhreak** · 09-19-21 19:21

Originally Posted by Dragon369 [View Original Post]

I pass them yesterday and it was open around 430 pm.

Seriously? The rumor is they got busted.

**Jed1172** · 09-19-21 17:53

Coming into town for a quick visit and was wondering which is better, the old F&C in Westminster or newer F&C off of Warner? I've visited the old F&C in the past and kinda enjoyed the older, freer gals working there. Any input is greatly appreciated.

**DJezDick** · 09-19-21 17:36

Originally Posted by Tjinla2001 [View Original Post]

50,000 troops were lost so these women could come to Orange County and be just as greedy, vapid and frigid as native OC hoes.

I have been to this place a few times. Its hit or miss who you will get.

FYI check under the hood prior to lift off.

**PhineasPhreak** · 09-19-21 17:26

Originally Posted by Tjinla2001 [View Original Post]

50,000 troops were lost so these women could come to Orange County and be just as greedy, vapid and frigid as native OC hoes.

I don't even know where to start. All I can say is you've got major issues.

**Tjinla2001** · 09-19-21 15:06

Originally Posted by PhineasPhreak [View Original Post]

https://www.craigserotica.com/orange...ents/68101.htm

I responded to this ad and was surprised to see the actual girls in the pictures. The 2nd 3rd and 4th pics were there over the course of several visits thr past few months. Most reviews were a bit nagging, with most mongers complaining about higher opening bid / ask prices. Anyhoo, I realized this place is nearby H Harbor, one of the more exclusive neighbourhoods. So understand. The good thing is they open late most nights when most parlors are already closed so I'm glad they are still open and running.

50,000 troops were lost so these women could come to Orange County and be just as greedy, vapid and frigid as native OC hoes.

**Romper Room** · 09-19-21 14:52

Originally Posted by PhineasPhreak [View Original Post]

The place is called Miss Saigon, so it's a good guess she is Viet. LOL.

Used to go there and yes the are all Viet. Use to be a girl named Sophia and she was great. Wish I could find her again. Anybody know?

**PhineasPhreak** · 09-18-21 14:16

Originally Posted by SaltyDog [View Original Post]

Wow that woman looks hot with that blond hair. Viet or China?

The place is called Miss Saigon, so it's a good guess she is Viet. LOL.

**Grimmy23** · 09-18-21 08:54

Originally Posted by BallIsLife [View Original Post]

I just saw 3 police cars pull up to the location with their sirens and shit. So that's a bust. Is there any other place in Cypress?

Sarang has been around for a very long time. I've seen police activity there before but it has always been unrelated to the business, like some kind of chase ending there. If it was a bust the cops wouldn't have been approaching with lights and sirens.

New Spa (Ball and Walker) is a frequent haunt of mine, but it's HJ only. Reasonable price though, and none of the girls mind if you pull their pants down / top up & undo bra. Most providers are 40 ish, some are ok looking and some are somewhat cute. Always get a decent rub with happy ending there for 40 house + 40 tip and no rush.

Down the street (Valley View and Lincoln) is Lucky. Haven't been there in ages but it's your typical AMP that offers everything.

**Heartless Jay** · 09-18-21 00:49

Originally Posted by MongerMan37 [View Original Post]

Can you recommend a place to get lasered? Usually I get waxed. Getting tired of having to do that though and it's hard finding someone good. I think my usual girl no longer works anymore. I'd do laser since it's permanent just don't know where to go.

I go to Contours Medical Spa on Cabot Rd in south OC. They are open but are not doing laser removal during covid. This could change any time though. Very professional place, with an actual nurse doing the treatment, so don't stroll in there thinking you can ask for HE afterwards.