Escort Reports

[Bush Baby]

I was interested in booking an FBSM with Kinsey, but even though we're both on P411 she wanted the whole enchilada of PII. I'm generally able to think with my big head so politely declined. P411 is becoming just another advertising site for some ladies. I'm willing to sacrifice variety to keep seeing regulars that are happy to not know everything about me, just what's in my wallet that day.

Edited to add: Seems like its mostly younger girls that are requiring PII, deposits, stupid shit like that. Probably the entitlement that comes with being young, hot, and never having been told no makes them think they deserve anything they demand. Dont put up with this nonsense.

It's her assistant not her. Ever since Kinsey got an assistant, booking has been extremely invasive and like trying to apply for a top secret security clearance. When she was personally handling her appointments, P411 was good enough.

[MiRoad]

One of the reviewers has also reviewed exclusively other Ultimate Companion girls, so that's another red flag.

I've been a VIP member of TER for a dozen years. When there are only a couple of reviews for a provider I always check out the member's other reviews. If it's the only review it's totally suspect. I'm suspicious of reviewers who have reviews scattered throughout the country, those who always give high ratings and those who review only girls from a specific service. The best of the fake reviewers throw in a bad review now and then because otherwise eights and nines for everyone is suspicious (some guys tend to give only 8's to 10's for every girl they review). I place the most reliability on reviewers who primarily review in the DMV area and have reviewed a provider that I've also seen. Some guys write fake reviews so the don't have to pay VIP fees. Others are paid to review. I seldom have had to pay VIP fees because I write reviews often enough. Despite it's limitations, TER is good because all facets of a providers performance are reviewed, at lest initially. TER asks the most important questions, for me at least: Blow Job, with or without condom? Kiss, with or without tongue? Touch pussy, inside or outside? Lick pussy, yes or no? Anal, yes, no or don't know? Rimming, give or receive? It takes some experience to recognize authentic reviews, which I estimate at about 80% of reviews posted on TER (unlike Erotic Monkey which I estimate to be about 80% fake). I often lament the lack of specificity on THIS forum but I still get about half my good information here. I often have to PM members to get specifics and am at times frustrated (when and if I get a response), with the same lack of performance specifics. Too many of us on this forum tend to review providers with generalities like "I had a good time" or "got a BJ" or (the worst), "I had a great dream. We're all different but my must haves are: DFK, BBBJ, FIV and DATY. Otherwise, it's a pass.

[Member #6465]

Even though there were a boatload of obvious red flags, I decided to reach out based on the reviews. She asked for a deposit and that was the nail in the coffin for me. Stay away boys.

If they need a pre meet deposit they WILL rip you off. I'm 260 lbs, hairy, male and bearded and I can post a hot pic and take your money and not meet you or fuck you too. Stop being stupid. Common sense is the weightiest currency in this hobby.

[Gotlua]

One of the reviewers has also reviewed exclusively other Ultimate Companion girls, so that's another red flag.

Which reviewer? I recognize some names from each reviewer's list. They also have some "poor" reviews in there too.

Regardless, if she's asking for deposit now though, that's enough of a red flag by itself.

[Wozzydd]

One of the reviewers has also reviewed exclusively other Ultimate Companion girls, so that's another red flag.

Even though there were a boatload of obvious red flags, I decided to reach out based on the reviews. She asked for a deposit and that was the nail in the coffin for me. Stay away boys.

[Alien988]

Saw this on TER so just letting why'all know that this links to Ultimate Companions, which is a confirmed scam.

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...8420131-363080

If you search "Ultimate" in this thread you'll find that whole confirmation detailed from around Sep 2020.

I texted the number in the ad. She didn't want to discuss services and said for me just to tell her a time to show up. There was no screening which is another red flag. I contacted one of the reviewers and he confirmed he got bare anal with her.

I am starting to not trust TER reviews they don't do any policing of fake reviews.

[OrZammar]

I saw this and am curious. The weird part is she has two reviews from it seems like credible posters. I remember the fake reviews always following the same format and ending with "then I tipped her $400" on top of the fee in the ad. The girl would not be the one in the pics plus she'd ask for more before doing anything. I wonder what the deal is.

One of the reviewers has also reviewed exclusively other Ultimate Companion girls, so that's another red flag.

[Gotlua]

Saw this on TER so just letting why'all know that this links to Ultimate Companions, which is a confirmed scam.

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...8420131-363080

If you search "Ultimate" in this thread you'll find that whole confirmation detailed from around Sep 2020.

I saw this and am curious. The weird part is she has two reviews from it seems like credible posters. I remember the fake reviews always following the same format and ending with "then I tipped her $400" on top of the fee in the ad. The girl would not be the one in the pics plus she'd ask for more before doing anything. I wonder what the deal is.

[OrZammar]

Saw this on TER so just letting why'all know that this links to Ultimate Companions, which is a confirmed scam.

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...8420131-363080

If you search "Ultimate" in this thread you'll find that whole confirmation detailed from around Sep 2020.

[AdcFellow]

Did you end up seeing her? Curious to find out if it was fake or real.

I did not pull the trigger. At least four other girls from Eros were working out of the same hotel, so I assume they were the same group (or the same girl). One of the girls had a review that said she was a rip-off. That was just too many red flags for me.

[OrZammar]

Are these pictures close to the talent there.

No hahahaha. All the ones I've seen are mid to upper 30's. No grannies, but also no young smoking 20 somethings either. I also only go in the morning I don't know if time of day affects who's working or not.

[DC Raider]

Funny you mention that. A whole back I reviewed an ACS and mentioned the number used in it is actually in multiple different acs ads advertising different types of Asian girls, but is really just the same 2 girls? That Monica ad is one of them LOL.

All of these is the same 2 numbers, same location, probably same 2 people unless they ger rotated through. Not in Ashburn though, they're in Kingstowne.

https://dc.rubratings.com/226303

Https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/ale.../12870250.html

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/th.../12847070.html

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/inc.../12857198.html

Https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...n/251153617633

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/fre.../12878062.html

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...h/391647502811

There's more too, its all the same 2 numbers. The number in the first link at the moment is the only odd one at, but the numbers switch around in these same ads every couple weeks or so. I will say that if you fork up enough money, you will get that pse, and with two of them at one. But they're all average as average can get in looks and it IS pricey. Price also fluctuates. Some days it's a little more, some days it's a little cheaper, they're not too consistent other than the location haha.

Are these pictures close to the talent there.

[Alien988]

I thought she was likely a scam as well. However, (1) she can voice confirm (Russian accent), (2) she sent me a personalized selfie that is not an exact match but is close, and (3) her hotel is near my office, and while getting an afternoon snack outside my office, I saw someone who looked similar (and was the girl from the selfie) walk into the hotel. Thus, I think the girl is real. Just wondering if she is ripping anyone off, or if the service is poor.

Did you end up seeing her? Curious to find out if it was fake or real.

[OrZammar]

There is a similarly structured ad for Slutty Monica from the Philippines, but I will not take that bait. My WESTPAC Pinay memories will remain in Subic Bay.

Funny you mention that. A whole back I reviewed an ACS and mentioned the number used in it is actually in multiple different acs ads advertising different types of Asian girls, but is really just the same 2 girls? That Monica ad is one of them LOL.

All of these is the same 2 numbers, same location, probably same 2 people unless they ger rotated through. Not in Ashburn though, they're in Kingstowne.

https://dc.rubratings.com/226303

Https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/ale.../12870250.html

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/th.../12847070.html

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/inc.../12857198.html

Https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...n/251153617633

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/fre.../12878062.html

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...h/391647502811

There's more too, its all the same 2 numbers. The number in the first link at the moment is the only odd one at, but the numbers switch around in these same ads every couple weeks or so. I will say that if you fork up enough money, you will get that pse, and with two of them at one. But they're all average as average can get in looks and it IS pricey. Price also fluctuates. Some days it's a little more, some days it's a little cheaper, they're not too consistent other than the location haha.

[VaughnBraun]

Any report on Miss Pat. She operated from Ashburn Condo.

https://nova.bedpage.com/escorts/wel...n/9025438.html

If you are hoping to be entertained by a horny Thai MILF, per her come on advert, you will be sorely disappointed. When I contacted the number in Miss Pat's ad to set up a date, the person on the other end pretended to be Thai. But my first clue should have been the price structure quoted. It was ACS pricing, not Thai. I booked one hour for $160, with $40 extra for BBBJ. Got to her location, a decent middle class apartment in Ashburn, and was finally invited in. I greeted her in Thai, but did not get the response I was looking for. Then I noticed how dark and sparse the apartment was and I realized I walked into an ACS.

The room was illuminated by that crappy red light that they use in red light districts throughout Asia. The bed had just a bottom sheet with a couple of towels folded on one side. My Thai MILF dream shattered, I resigned myself to an hour of desultory copulation with a semi-enthusiastic partner. She said her name was Shi Shi, meaning Thank You in Chinese. I thought that amusing. The poor girl did not realize she was going to work hard for her money that afternoon. I am on the far side of middle age and it takes quite a bit of motion and activity to reach Shangri-La, particularly when covered. I lasted almost the entire hour and we were both sweaty and out of breath. She toweled me off quickly with one of the towels on the empty bed, and bid me to get dressed. No shower offered. On my way out I grabbed a bottle of water from a case laying on the counter separating the kitchen from the entry way.

Did I get what I wanted? Nope. Did I get what I paid for? Yup. Cut rate service for a cut rate price. The moral of the story is most Bedpage ads for escorts or body rubs lie. My dream of a Thai MILF at An ACS price was nothing but the furtive dream of a bamboozled middle aged man wishing to recapture his youth in the WESTPAC. The real Thai MILFs in NoVa display their real pics in their ads and charge higher, but not unreasonable, prices. There is a similarly structured ad for Slutty Monica from the Philippines, but I will not take that bait. My WESTPAC Pinay memories will remain in Subic Bay.