Massage Parlor Reports

[YellowFinTuna]

Drove by Happy Happy in Westminster the other day and it's been about a year since I last visited because of a couple previous crappy experiences. My AFT worked there for over a year before and I was hoping for a better experience and I wanted to give it a try again just in case it changed back.

It didn't change and unbelievably it was worse than last time. Had Mimi and she looked ok and the massage was about a 5 until the flip and it went downhill from there. Insisted I tip .6 up front and she would take off her top but wouldn't do it after I tipped her. Tip up front is usually a bad sign but I've never been short changed. Zero massage on the flip and jack hammer despite coaching her. Shorted me by 20 minutes too. Sad but I'll NEVER GO BACK.

[Nice Guy 99]

Stopped by Tulip today. As mentioned before, I have been frequenting Bamboo for great massage and HJ but no real skin. I thought Tulip might scratch that itch without breaking the bank. I signed up for 45 m at 50 damage. Drew Linda. She has been the subject of a number of recent reports here. Nice dress, looks good, fluent English. Tulip has an upscale feel to it. Hard wall rooms with doors. Aroma therapy machine in room, hot towel machine in room, soothing music. L started with a mediocre back rub but as soon as I ran my hands up her lovely legs and performed a panty check she went into a different mode. Expert, almost mesmerizing, teasing for many minutes, very pleasant. On the flip L's leg went up on the table (also reported by others) and she guided my hand. I appreciate providers signalling what is acceptable to them. Dress tucked up exposing everything from waist down. Guided my hand inside her panties and then lost the panties. This evolved into an excellent prolonged 69 session which both participants seemed to enjoy immensely. When she finally hopped off she said "Thank you" with a big smile on her face. After the clean up there was a mediocre head massage which I finally terminated out of boredom. The only mention of a tip was just before she hopped up on the table she said "You will tip me?" and I said "Of course." I wound up tipping her 60 and she seemed satisfied. So bottom line. Tulip service is pretty similar to Sunnywell and Rainbow but with a much nicer facility and slightly lower price. Don't go to any of these aforementioned places for massage, go for extras. In my mind Bamboo is still the best value for massage with no skin and only the single standard AMP extra.

[City Slicker]

Looking for a new shaver for the nether region so I figure I reach out to my brethren here. Sometime I would get a manscape but what do you guys use or recommend as far a shaver goes? I've tried one at costco (forget the name) but have been cut and nicked a couple of times so I returned.

Thanks in advance peeps!

[HeadHunter1969]

Will they ever re-open?

I don't think so. I spoke to Rose and I think she's done with the biz. We'll see!

[BigM1]

Will they ever re-open?

[Dohma22]

Who do y'all recommend for the best massages? I always assume you trade FS for a good massage. To date the best massage with extras I've had was at SH in Westminster. If anyone has recs on better back rubs please share my back is killing me.

[IFearNoDeath]

6* only Chinese girl. Sunnywell has Korean and Latina.

Honestly, from my experiences. I had more fun with Chinese girls than Latina or Korean. I gotten more also.

[PwrRngr1]

Anyone else having trouble with contacting Admin? I've tried the contact us page and also directly through email but no luck.

[Hornilius69]

Nope 6 * till we die.

6* only Chinese girl. Sunnywell has Korean and Latina.

[Usgyinyang]

What are you looking for? Low cost massage and HJ? Virtually no massage and full range of extras?

Either good massage or full menu, preferably younger.

[Slammer6008]

If you want Mexican food I would probably go to cozy. You can probably look it up it's off of Lincoln and Brookhurst.

Fullerton is close how about some kimchi. 😋.

[Slammer6008]

What are you looking for? Low cost massage and HJ? Virtually no massage and full range of extras?

If you want Mexican food I would probably go to cozy. You can probably look it up it's off of Lincoln and Brookhurst.

[Nice Guy 99]

Going to be in Anaheim for a few days and wondering if anyone would mind dming me some adresses / locations f for a decent time. I see a lot of reports but I'm not familiar with the area do I'm not sure how to narrow down locations.

What are you looking for? Low cost massage and HJ? Virtually no massage and full range of extras?

[Usgyinyang]

Going to be in Anaheim for a few days and wondering if anyone would mind dming me some adresses / locations f for a decent time. I see a lot of reports but I'm not familiar with the area do I'm not sure how to narrow down locations.

[IFearNoDeath]

Many of you have been asking where Kelly went so I'll just post it here. She is now working temporarily at imassage in Orange on Chapman. Apparently they are short handed and asked her to work there. I've visited her there and seen some good looking ladies but have yet to try them out. If any mongers do visit please share your experiences. Fees are standard 40/60 and place is clean. I still prefer to see Kelly as we have gotten close to the point where we go out for lunch and I sometimes take her to get her chiropractic treatment due to a car accident couple months back.

Story time.

Our last session was a bit wild. It involved a disgruntled customer and I had to step in to help. Last week I met with Kelly for an hour session. It was the week of her Bday so we went out for lunch at a park then head back to the spa. It was hot so I ask to shower first and she joins me. She gave me a wash down and I returned the favor. Lathering her whole body got me stiff which she noticed since it kept poking her from behind haha. She grabs jr behind her and slowly strokes while I caressed her firm round tits. I asked for a bbj but she decline and said not yet because of covid. WTF we are in the shower together but still concerned about catching covid from bbj? Damn it's driving nuts but I didn't want to force her! So I turn her around and started sucking her pointy nipples while rubbing her V for a few minutes until she suggest we go to the room.

I laid down and I ask her to lay next to me just to relax. Her head was resting on my arm and we embraced each other for a few minutes while chatting about life. Then she asked if I still want a massage and I told her if she knew what nuru is. She didn't know the term so I had to explain it to her and she got right away. She said she will give it a try as if it's her first time which I doubt. Then she got the oil and ask me if she suppose to put it on me or her. I told her just to put it on herself so I can watch. It was like some hot jav porn scene haha. She asked if it was enough and what to do next so I directed her to just massage me without using her hands haha. So she proceed to rub her tits on my body. It was really sexy and cute how she act like it was her first time doing nuru and she kept on giggling. Then jr got raging hard so I ask if she can camel slide which was a hard no but boob job was ok.

Cheap bastards now days ruining it for the rest of us.