Escort Reports

[Fat Hammer]

I don't think I'll be able to get a boner with her.

I was excited after reading the ad until I saw the pics. She looks scary LOL.

Different strokes for different folks I guess. Doesn't look scary at all to me. Just looking for some insight b 4 I TOFTT.

[Jd2011]

I saw Stacy maybe 6 months ago. I can't remember if I reported about my experience or not. Finally got to see her after she ghosted me twice I think. Experience was just ok. I guess ok to unload a nut in time of need. She can deepthroat and took every drop down the hatch. She's probably the only woman and my history that could deep throat's me. FS was just ok. I think I paid $100 for the half and half. Probably worth it for the $60 top only as another stated. Yes, you will feel uncomfortable I. The hood be a 60 yo white professional driving an SUV. There's really no way around parking in the street in front of someone else's house then walking to her pad. I went during a rain downpour which lessens your visibility I believe.

How about a 60 YO white-bread suburban professional driving an Equinox? Would that raise any eyebrows? 🤔.

[SuperTrooper]

Worth the price of admission? Would love to hear feedback from anyone that has had an experience with her.

Guys any info on this provider? Saw her in Houston last year and saw she use to advertise in Detroit. Site is down and no response back. PM me if you have details.

[LotharioPK]

Dude, I wouldn't write her off, she's pretty good, and nice. Do the 60 special. In and out in 10. Just make sure you key in on the right house, tell her to give you a landmark or something to tell you which house it is. Oh, and don't drive too nice a car.

My problem was I usually get out and make a "confident" bee line to the house, and I wear jeans and t shirt, but I'm white, 50's and clean cut. She said that was the issue, he may have thought I was a cop.

Next time I guess I wear my cargo pants on my thighs, with an IceT t shirt and a clock around my neck.

Besides, at 60 for BBBJ, you'll get your dollar cost average down and that's always nice.

How about a 60 YO white-bread suburban professional driving an Equinox? Would that raise any eyebrows? 🤔.

[LotharioPK]

I'm frankly amazed you got to do anything with her before a boyfriend / pimp came rolling up to kick you out. That girl's a complete piece of shit.

That's too bad because if she could kick the candy and get herself cleaned up and rested up she could promote herself to Tryst and get $300/ Hr easy.

[YogiBaba420]

Does anyone have any intel on Dr. Chloe in Melvindale?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/62478753/

I don't think I'll be able to get a boner with her.

I was excited after reading the ad until I saw the pics. She looks scary LOL.

[Sid63]

Thanks for the feedback. Tiny But Tuff was on my radar. How could she not be with those pics? I'll reconsider my list. See! He CAN be taught!

Dude, I wouldn't write her off, she's pretty good, and nice. Do the 60 special. In and out in 10. Just make sure you key in on the right house, tell her to give you a landmark or something to tell you which house it is. Oh, and don't drive too nice a car.

My problem was I usually get out and make a "confident" bee line to the house, and I wear jeans and t shirt, but I'm white, 50's and clean cut. She said that was the issue, he may have thought I was a cop.

Next time I guess I wear my cargo pants on my thighs, with an IceT t shirt and a clock around my neck.

Besides, at 60 for BBBJ, you'll get your dollar cost average down and that's always nice.

[Fat Hammer]

Does anyone have any intel on Dr. Chloe in Melvindale?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/62478753/

[IWonderWhy]

She quoted me 400/ hr last weekend. Please tell me you didn't pay this or the half hour equivalent?

Sadly, yes I dropped $400. Never found a willing provider for a trip to Greece. They say ok on the phone and then wave off once they see what I plan on pushing through then back door. I waited until she fully appreciated what was being asked. Once she said she was in, I paid. And I am still paying from the rash on my ass after rolling around with that nasty ho.

[WednesdayFun]

I saw Amber (my first young spinner) in a value-priced hotel in Southfield (hint: it has crimson shingles) on a recent weekday afternoon. It took her over an hour to respond to my first message, but after that comms were fairly good. I dropped the donation and we got comfortable.

She was generally pleasant to be with but she was so stoned / exhausted she couldn't set a very enthusiastic vibe for the session. She has a kickin' bod and her small size and micro-titties were a novel and kind of exciting change-of-pace. She is a spinner with a tiny 5'0" 90# super tight body. Smallest and tightest I've ever had. Almost flat chest with really perky nipples. Nice voice and I think she has a cute face, but she was so stoned / exhausted it was difficult to tell. Her eyes were never more than half open. Her teeth were a little sketchy, but difficult to see because she doesn't open her mouth too much to smile or speak.

I convinced her to DFK and she agreed but never really got past a brief LFK. She asked if I was "party friendly" and being naive about such things I assumed she meant pot so I told her I would not indulge but didn't mind if she did. The next thing I know, she is blazing up using a tiny pipe with tiny white pellets. I was so surprised I didn't know what to do so I just rolled with it. She smoked at least 3-4 times during our hour. The environment was also not conducive to a good time because she kept checking her phone during the appt and the TV was blaring some dumb show about rehabbing vacation properties. We started with an only-OK CBJ during which I could feel her teeth a bit and I'd swear she was experiencing "micro sleep" for a few seconds every now-and-again. The highlight of the date for me was a 15 min DATY on the prettiest, tightest little pussy I have ever worked on. Amber seemed to appreciate it too. Several times. I got her up on all fours for some doggie and she almost jumped out of her skin when I put-in. It turns out I was too big. I couldn't drive in or back out without hurting her andI'm not into pain. I've had other girls tell me I am big but I always thought they were stroking my ego. Maybe I am too big for spinners that have not birthed. Bummer. We went back to the so-so CBJ but the mood was pretty much dead by that point. Ran out of time. Didn't nut. Won't repeat. She could be great for more normal sized guys if she could clean up her candy usage and get some rest.

https://independent.com.listcrawler....troit/66983492

https://sumosear.ch/phone/313-677-2492

I'm frankly amazed you got to do anything with her before a boyfriend / pimp came rolling up to kick you out. That girl's a complete piece of shit.

[LotharioPK]

Saying you haven't spent time in Asian massage parlors without saying you haven't spent time in AMPs.Its easy to be off 10-12 years.

As for being taken to the woodshed, you were, but rightfully so. This is a great example of Dunning-Kruger. Google it. Stay alive. Stay healthy.

I COULD be wrong, but I've seen Drea who is 34 and this Amber was quite a bit younger in my non-expert estimation. She is much closer in physical age to Layna (before she fell apart) who is 26/27. I try to only see girls with a substantial history and reviews and in areas I am comfortable going to. Anything else I should look for?

[LotharioPK]

I agree with you. You and I are very similar. No Detroit for me. However with that said I have been to Cece's house. It isn't that bad of an area. I felt ok, and I think Cece is a nice person and have had good experiences with her. I do NOT think the "other" Amber is safe-something about her and how she moves around Detroit bothers me.

On another note, I've been to see "Tiny but Tuff", at the "I-94 and Moross" exit. THAT is a bit rough area. Got there and parked on the street next to what I thought was her address turns out it this others guys house and he wants to STAB me! So I left, went around the block and found her house about 6 houses down. Guy was gone, date went OK, but I won't return. Too far to drive and crap neighborhood. Even with my hoopdy SUV, it didn't feel right.

https://independent.com.listcrawler....troit/67080014

Thanks for the feedback. Tiny But Tuff was on my radar. How could she not be with those pics? I'll reconsider my list. See! He CAN be taught!

[TeeTime69]

While I freely admit that the older I get the harder it is to pin down the exact ages of people younger than I am, I don't think I could be off by 8 years. Her ad says 22 and if the Amber I saw (check the links) is older than 25, I'd be shocked. In my limited experience the girls will definitely soft-pedal their age but the real lying doesn't usually start until they turn 40 and are 39 in their ads for years. Nikki 38? C'Mon. Man!

Saying you haven't spent time in Asian massage parlors without saying you haven't spent time in AMPs.Its easy to be off 10-12 years.

As for being taken to the woodshed, you were, but rightfully so. This is a great example of Dunning-Kruger. Google it. Stay alive. Stay healthy.

[Sid63]

Wow, I feel "taken to the woodshed"! I agree I've lived a pretty sheltered life and am not equipped for the really rough areas which is why I have tried hard to avoid them. I think that you think I saw the Amber from Cece-Land down at Tireman ("Teirman") and Wyoming, but it was not. Check the links again. I personally can't envision going down into the city proper to visit a provider. I'm sorry if I cause you personal angst, but I am not in a position to drop $400 every time I sprout a woody, so I guess I'll just have to soldier on with the value-priced girls and learn more lessons. I just try to share what I have learned with the forum in hopes of entertaining a bit and helping someone avoid my mistakes and in the hope that I will get pearls of wisdom from other mongers. Look at what I just learned from you about "party friendly"! What did I learn? The wording wasa bit vague, but thanks! If you want to share a list of girls and / or places I should avoid with my limited street-smarts and horse-sense I'll gladly thank you.

I agree with you. You and I are very similar. No Detroit for me. However with that said I have been to Cece's house. It isn't that bad of an area. I felt ok, and I think Cece is a nice person and have had good experiences with her. I do NOT think the "other" Amber is safe-something about her and how she moves around Detroit bothers me.

On another note, I've been to see "Tiny but Tuff", at the "I-94 and Moross" exit. THAT is a bit rough area. Got there and parked on the street next to what I thought was her address turns out it this others guys house and he wants to STAB me! So I left, went around the block and found her house about 6 houses down. Guy was gone, date went OK, but I won't return. Too far to drive and crap neighborhood. Even with my hoopdy SUV, it didn't feel right.

https://independent.com.listcrawler....troit/67080014

[LotharioPK]

I might suggest that you haven't learned enough lessons in your time in the hobby. Some are inconvenient; you tried to shoehorn an appointment into a tiny time slot and are forlorn because your ATF dumped you.

This can be a very dangerous hobby and your chronicle of your misadventures shows that you are often in over your head. You think that Amber is 21; she has a lengthy list of bad reports and has been a provider for years. You paid 400 to a provider off of EB / Listcrawler who works out of a junkie-laden motel. Sure, lots of SPs work out of such places, but you appear to be ill-equipped for that crowd. You don't appear to have the street-smarts or horse-sense. You don't know that party-friendly is using boy and girl, not smoking dope. Jeebus Christ!

I do a lot of figurative facepalms when reading your reports. If you plan to stay in this hobby I suggest that you move up a tier or two in price. Find providers with websites or use agencies. Eros Detroit is probably a much better option for you. EB and STG have bargains as far as providers go, but they also have a plurality of providers working out of rougher locations with rougher characters around. You seem to be pushing your luck.

Wow, I feel "taken to the woodshed"! I agree I've lived a pretty sheltered life and am not equipped for the really rough areas which is why I have tried hard to avoid them. I think that you think I saw the Amber from Cece-Land down at Tireman ("Teirman") and Wyoming, but it was not. Check the links again. I personally can't envision going down into the city proper to visit a provider. I'm sorry if I cause you personal angst, but I am not in a position to drop $400 every time I sprout a woody, so I guess I'll just have to soldier on with the value-priced girls and learn more lessons. I just try to share what I have learned with the forum in hopes of entertaining a bit and helping someone avoid my mistakes and in the hope that I will get pearls of wisdom from other mongers. Look at what I just learned from you about "party friendly"! What did I learn? The wording wasa bit vague, but thanks! If you want to share a list of girls and / or places I should avoid with my limited street-smarts and horse-sense I'll gladly thank you.