Massage Parlor Reports

[Horde Prime]

Swung by Daisy in Chula Vista (Broadway Ave). I was expecting a paradise of voluptuous Latinas. Instead, the lineup of 3 I saw was a purgatory of 2 Mexican auntys and 1 Korean granma. Mama-san said team A is there Tuesday through Friday.

[Wtfayta2020]

After opening back up I went back to La Costa massage to find out the 90 lb spinner Selena no longer worked there. She only did Regular massage but it was really good. Anybody seen where she went? Thanks in advance.

[RChangDatyKing]

Does anyone know what happened to Coco at Z's? I tried a few times after quarantine restrictions were loosened. She's About 5'1, probably mid to late 40's but looked mid 30's. Trim figure, round eyes and a great set of natural D tits that she loved to use for Russian.

Hey SDFL. I remember her. I'm not sure why I didn't ask for her number. LOL. She wasn't a hottie like Angela from the old days there, but she was a fun time. Yes, Russian was fun with her.

[SdfitLife]

Interesting. I've been to Z's dozens of times and have always received good to great service from many different ladies. I was pleasant with her, like I am with everyone, complimented her and made some small talk. Maybe she was having an off day or just didn't get a good vibe from me for some reason. Chalk it up to YMMV I guess.

Does anyone know what happened to Coco at Z's? I tried a few times after quarantine restrictions were loosened. She's About 5'1, probably mid to late 40's but looked mid 30's. Trim figure, round eyes and a great set of natural D tits that she loved to use for Russian.

[DrPornDawger]

Do not try to book with this website. I saw a couple of women on tinder who offered massages at a great price and corresponded with a couple of them. Note that they want a small fee ($3 in this case) to verify the booking. I did try to book with one and they immediately tried to charge my card for the full amount of the massage. Luckily I used a virtual card with a very small limit and the charge didn't go through. I cancelled that number but for a few weeks they kept trying the charge the card (maybe they sold it to someone else) and I got the failure email messages from privacy.com (which I recommend).

Their websites were different than this one but it has the same format.

Wow, some more scams, and for those with SO, GF, Wife or Wives (LOL), make sure using a CC not showing the transactions. Got a buddy who got in trouble.

[Will008]

Thanks for that information.

Do not try to book with this website. I saw a couple of women on tinder who offered massages at a great price and corresponded with a couple of them. Note that they want a small fee ($3 in this case) to verify the booking. I did try to book with one and they immediately tried to charge my card for the full amount of the massage. Luckily I used a virtual card with a very small limit and the charge didn't go through. I cancelled that number but for a few weeks they kept trying the charge the card (maybe they sold it to someone else) and I got the failure email messages from privacy.com (which I recommend).

Their websites were different than this one but it has the same format.

[JPF]

So this asian girl starts chatting me up on snap chat. Wants me to book with her agency for a massage. The link she provided looks legit but asks for way too much information. I asked her where her shop is located and she said that it is under repair and that I could come to her place. First red flag and they just keep coming. Just wondering if anyone has used this website. http://www.elibapmassage.com/.

Do not try to book with this website. I saw a couple of women on tinder who offered massages at a great price and corresponded with a couple of them. Note that they want a small fee ($3 in this case) to verify the booking. I did try to book with one and they immediately tried to charge my card for the full amount of the massage. Luckily I used a virtual card with a very small limit and the charge didn't go through. I cancelled that number but for a few weeks they kept trying the charge the card (maybe they sold it to someone else) and I got the failure email messages from privacy.com (which I recommend).

Their websites were different than this one but it has the same format.

[MaximusKahn]

More power to you guys, but in the OP's original description he guessed his provider to be mid 40's which I'm sure is actually mid 50's (Love how Asian woman age so well) with a paunch. The older ladies lacking some of their youthful tone do have the experience and wisdom to go for selling a lot for a little. The experience does show in their technique and if you've got a little game, you may get some extra special attention.

But you won't find many reports of hot youngish providers providing the same, unless you've charmed the right girl. That's always my goal. Yeah baby!

There is no doubt we are all out to get our fill of the best we can get, for the least we have to give to get it.

Ryan 1979, I think you misunderstood what you said was the original post. My original post made no reference to age or body, so I'm guessing you were referring to a different original post by someone else who talked about age and her stomach.

No matter, after another visit where I once again was afforded special benefits from a 30 something beautiful gem, I'll repeat. I'm getting better benefits these days from 1 HR AMPs, and be it my charm, or the sign of the times, I'm happy. I hope all of you end up happy too. Max.

[AeroStartC]

So this asian girl starts chatting me up on snap chat. Wants me to book with her agency for a massage. The link she provided looks legit but asks for way too much information. I asked her where her shop is located and she said that it is under repair and that I could come to her place. First red flag and they just keep coming. Just wondering if anyone has used this website. http://www.elibapmassage.com/.

I just looked at the website, and could not find any local address. The testimonials are from all over the world as well, none locally. Let us know what you find out.

[Will008]

So this asian girl starts chatting me up on snap chat. Wants me to book with her agency for a massage. The link she provided looks legit but asks for way too much information. I asked her where her shop is located and she said that it is under repair and that I could come to her place. First red flag and they just keep coming. Just wondering if anyone has used this website. http://www.elibapmassage.com/.

[Jaguar300ZX]

The mouthwash and spitting into the bucket during BBBJ was a bit off putting but at one point she used like this heated mouthwash and continued and it was so warm on the Johnson LOL.

That technique is called "Fire & Ice" which is very popular overseas.

You can ask for it by name "Fire & Ice" if you visit some high-end massage places in China, Macau, & Hong Kong.

[Leche]

Yes! I noticed the same thing. Brought back Tina memories.

Anyone knows if Tina's still around? She gave me one of my top 5 BJ.

[Jaguar300ZX]

Sometimes we have nice Dreams, sometimes we have Nightmares.

Actually having read some mixed reviews about AA, I wanted to see for myself, but this adventure became a TOFTT cautionary tale.

I'm a Veteran Monger with dozens of AMP visits under my belt -So I know the game very well.

Normally I wouldn't post very many reviews unless my experience was either exceptionally Good -or exceptional Bad. This time it's the latter.

Thursday Morning, I stopped by AA Mass Lemon Grove. Typical AMP set-up, met at the metal screen door by Cici (or Cindy) wearing a pretty white sundress (good sign).

I dropped some Mandarin greetings to let her know I was savy (Yes, I have been to China before) Cici / Cindy seemed cheerful enough, and she took my. 5 HF for 1/2-hr.

(I've paid more & I've paid less, -so this wasn't too bad.) but at that price I'm hopefully expecting of some nice extras to be offered.

Cici / Cindy starts the side rub and Wow! -it is exceptionally Lame, more like just pushing my muscles than kneading them.

Sometimes you can immediately evaluate the RA's skill-level within the fist 10-seconds of the massage, and I could tell she was completely un-trained.

Unfortunately, I allowed this to continue for the next 5-Min. 's. Hoping it would get better -but it didn't.

So I just had to make a move, so when Cici / Cindy relocated up to the head of the table to work my shoulders, I reached up under her dress to perform my signature 'Double-Cupped Glute-Grab'.

This is a commonly recognized maneuver in order to pass her LE check criteria, but Cici / Cindy wasn't having it, so she grabbed my wrists to disengage and just said 'Later -Ok!?

I proceed to my secondary maneuver. By telling her about the surgical scar on my upper leg (from a prior Motorcycle accident when I was younger).

I explain to her to be careful around that area, -but better yet, I needed to demonstrate to her on her leg, about where to touch, but of course, as I do this my hand glides up along her inner thigh, and I let my finger innocently invade her kitty. I looked at her to see if she'd allows this, but she backed away, not really offended by this, -just surprised at my forwardness.

(Most RA's would catch a clue by now that I'm a safe customer -since LE isn't allowed to do that!

OK fine, I let her continue with the Lame rub. She use some oil and then the hot towel, so I know the Flip is coming (because they do this to wipe up the oil to prevent it from soiling the sheet).

For me, that's a bad sign, because from my experience, that means she's unlikely to change-out the bed linen between customers -and I was right, because when I left, she just tightened the existing bed linen for the next customer -Yuck! I usually get the hot towel at the end to wipe away any sweat (when all the activities are completed) -so this seemed out of sequence for me.

I began to wonder if maybe she's just a Newbie, but what came next quashed that notion.

At the Flip she immediately begins the negotiations, BTW my hand is up her skirt as we talk.

(Keep in mind, that half of my dialog is in broken Mandarin, but she understands me just fine when we get to talking currency denominations).

Cici / Cindy lifts up the bottom of her dress and pulls aside her lace panties, to show me her Bush, I tenitively stroke the kitty wondering why is she so forward now, but when I tried she backed away!?

That's when I noticed her Tattoo, a single, Long-Stem Rose Tattoo on her abdomen, vertically-centered above the Kitty.

(I have seen this Tattoo before on other RA's. And from my experiences that's the mark of a Dragon-Lady).

She said "Boom-Boom 2. 0", I counter at 1. 2 and she laughs, and says "ATM is in the Lobby".

(Yeah, like I'm going to walk out to the front lobby completely naked, to use her exorbitantly over-priced ATM fee machine).

I never bring my Debit or CC into an AMP -just too much temptation!

I raise the stakes to 1. 4 but she scoffs with a "Pfftt".

She then motions for a BJ, and I generously offer 1. 0, but she scoffs again, and goes over to the dresser where I've layed my wallet, and picks-up my wallet & drops it on my chest.

What!? How Rude! . I had fanned out a blue Benji & a grip of Jacksons right in front of her face when I paid the HF, so she knows I'm good for it.

But I would never Pre-Pay! (learned that lesson the hard way a long time ago).

BTW there's an old Mexican expression that goes like this; "El Mariachi pagado toca mal son" . It means; "The pre-paid musician play poorly".

At this point, I can sense that any intimated moments between us going forward are going to be rushed & robotic, and I won't enjoy it. And this golddigger still wants more than 1. 0 for a BJ (too rich for me).

I lay out. 3 as a tip on the dresser, and she can sense that things are going south.

Then she latterly shoves me to lay back down on the table preventing me to leave.

I use my tried & true escape method by feigning a bad tummy-ache, and I need to go home and take my medicine.

It's always funny to see how these golddigging RA's suddenly can't understand English whenever YOU want to end a session that won't launch.

I get dressed, and she escorts me out without saying another word & without even looking at me.

I'm out. 8 OTD for a lame massage.

But No Worries because I can go to several dozen other AMP's to get my HE, Cici / Cindy is the one having a bad day, watching money walk out her door.

[Ryan1979]

DrPornDawger, thanks for your positive comment.

I appreciate your feedback and always enjoy your reviews.

I also agree with you about the 100 price point for FS From our HR AMP favorites, so we both might be in the minority.

But we get a full hour, a great massage, the extra benefit of FS action all for a good gift. Sounds like a win, win, win, win to me.

Max.

More power to you guys, but in the OP's original description he guessed his provider to be mid 40's which I'm sure is actually mid 50's (Love how Asian woman age so well) with a paunch. The older ladies lacking some of their youthful tone do have the experience and wisdom to go for selling a lot for a little. The experience does show in their technique and if you've got a little game, you may get some extra special attention.

But you won't find many reports of hot youngish providers providing the same, unless you've charmed the right girl. That's always my goal. Yeah baby!

[Ronald9]

Hi,

Hope you guys can help. I'm looking for a place that's HE only with relatively young, attractive providers where they also give a good massage.

The HE only part is important.

Thanks in advance.