Massage Parlor Reports

[Will008]

So this asian girl starts chatting me up on snap chat. Wants me to book with her agency for a massage. The link she provided looks legit but asks for way too much information. I asked her where her shop is located and she said that it is under repair and that I could come to her place. First red flag and they just keep coming. Just wondering if anyone has used this website. http://www.elibapmassage.com/.

[Jaguar300ZX]

The mouthwash and spitting into the bucket during BBBJ was a bit off putting but at one point she used like this heated mouthwash and continued and it was so warm on the Johnson LOL.

That technique is called "Fire & Ice" which is very popular overseas.

You can ask for it by name "Fire & Ice" if you visit some high-end massage places in China, Macau, & Hong Kong.

[Leche]

Yes! I noticed the same thing. Brought back Tina memories.

Anyone knows if Tina's still around? She gave me one of my top 5 BJ.

[Jaguar300ZX]

Sometimes we have nice Dreams, sometimes we have Nightmares.

Actually having read some mixed reviews about AA, I wanted to see for myself, but this adventure became a TOFTT cautionary tale.

I'm a Veteran Monger with dozens of AMP visits under my belt -So I know the game very well.

Normally I wouldn't post very many reviews unless my experience was either exceptionally Good -or exceptional Bad. This time it's the latter.

Thursday Morning, I stopped by AA Mass Lemon Grove. Typical AMP set-up, met at the metal screen door by Cici (or Cindy) wearing a pretty white sundress (good sign).

I dropped some Mandarin greetings to let her know I was savy (Yes, I have been to China before) Cici / Cindy seemed cheerful enough, and she took my. 5 HF for 1/2-hr.

(I've paid more & I've paid less, -so this wasn't too bad.) but at that price I'm hopefully expecting of some nice extras to be offered.

Cici / Cindy starts the side rub and Wow! -it is exceptionally Lame, more like just pushing my muscles than kneading them.

Sometimes you can immediately evaluate the RA's skill-level within the fist 10-seconds of the massage, and I could tell she was completely un-trained.

Unfortunately, I allowed this to continue for the next 5-Min. 's. Hoping it would get better -but it didn't.

So I just had to make a move, so when Cici / Cindy relocated up to the head of the table to work my shoulders, I reached up under her dress to perform my signature 'Double-Cupped Glute-Grab'.

This is a commonly recognized maneuver in order to pass her LE check criteria, but Cici / Cindy wasn't having it, so she grabbed my wrists to disengage and just said 'Later -Ok!?

I proceed to my secondary maneuver. By telling her about the surgical scar on my upper leg (from a prior Motorcycle accident when I was younger).

I explain to her to be careful around that area, -but better yet, I needed to demonstrate to her on her leg, about where to touch, but of course, as I do this my hand glides up along her inner thigh, and I let my finger innocently invade her kitty. I looked at her to see if she'd allows this, but she backed away, not really offended by this, -just surprised at my forwardness.

(Most RA's would catch a clue by now that I'm a safe customer -since LE isn't allowed to do that!

OK fine, I let her continue with the Lame rub. She use some oil and then the hot towel, so I know the Flip is coming (because they do this to wipe up the oil to prevent it from soiling the sheet).

For me, that's a bad sign, because from my experience, that means she's unlikely to change-out the bed linen between customers -and I was right, because when I left, she just tightened the existing bed linen for the next customer -Yuck! I usually get the hot towel at the end to wipe away any sweat (when all the activities are completed) -so this seemed out of sequence for me.

I began to wonder if maybe she's just a Newbie, but what came next quashed that notion.

At the Flip she immediately begins the negotiations, BTW my hand is up her skirt as we talk.

(Keep in mind, that half of my dialog is in broken Mandarin, but she understands me just fine when we get to talking currency denominations).

Cici / Cindy lifts up the bottom of her dress and pulls aside her lace panties, to show me her Bush, I tenitively stroke the kitty wondering why is she so forward now, but when I tried she backed away!?

That's when I noticed her Tattoo, a single, Long-Stem Rose Tattoo on her abdomen, vertically-centered above the Kitty.

(I have seen this Tattoo before on other RA's. And from my experiences that's the mark of a Dragon-Lady).

She said "Boom-Boom 2. 0", I counter at 1. 2 and she laughs, and says "ATM is in the Lobby".

(Yeah, like I'm going to walk out to the front lobby completely naked, to use her exorbitantly over-priced ATM fee machine).

I never bring my Debit or CC into an AMP -just too much temptation!

I raise the stakes to 1. 4 but she scoffs with a "Pfftt".

She then motions for a BJ, and I generously offer 1. 0, but she scoffs again, and goes over to the dresser where I've layed my wallet, and picks-up my wallet & drops it on my chest.

What!? How Rude! . I had fanned out a blue Benji & a grip of Jacksons right in front of her face when I paid the HF, so she knows I'm good for it.

But I would never Pre-Pay! (learned that lesson the hard way a long time ago).

BTW there's an old Mexican expression that goes like this; "El Mariachi pagado toca mal son" . It means; "The pre-paid musician play poorly".

At this point, I can sense that any intimated moments between us going forward are going to be rushed & robotic, and I won't enjoy it. And this golddigger still wants more than 1. 0 for a BJ (too rich for me).

I lay out. 3 as a tip on the dresser, and she can sense that things are going south.

Then she latterly shoves me to lay back down on the table preventing me to leave.

I use my tried & true escape method by feigning a bad tummy-ache, and I need to go home and take my medicine.

It's always funny to see how these golddigging RA's suddenly can't understand English whenever YOU want to end a session that won't launch.

I get dressed, and she escorts me out without saying another word & without even looking at me.

I'm out. 8 OTD for a lame massage.

But No Worries because I can go to several dozen other AMP's to get my HE, Cici / Cindy is the one having a bad day, watching money walk out her door.

[Ryan1979]

DrPornDawger, thanks for your positive comment.

I appreciate your feedback and always enjoy your reviews.

I also agree with you about the 100 price point for FS From our HR AMP favorites, so we both might be in the minority.

But we get a full hour, a great massage, the extra benefit of FS action all for a good gift. Sounds like a win, win, win, win to me.

Max.

More power to you guys, but in the OP's original description he guessed his provider to be mid 40's which I'm sure is actually mid 50's (Love how Asian woman age so well) with a paunch. The older ladies lacking some of their youthful tone do have the experience and wisdom to go for selling a lot for a little. The experience does show in their technique and if you've got a little game, you may get some extra special attention.

But you won't find many reports of hot youngish providers providing the same, unless you've charmed the right girl. That's always my goal. Yeah baby!

[Ronald9]

Hi,

Hope you guys can help. I'm looking for a place that's HE only with relatively young, attractive providers where they also give a good massage.

The HE only part is important.

Thanks in advance.

[MaximusKahn]

I agree and if others will allow to just be in 100 extra range, it would be nicer but I'm probably in the minority group.

DrPornDawger, thanks for your positive comment.

I appreciate your feedback and always enjoy your reviews.

I also agree with you about the 100 price point for FS From our HR AMP favorites, so we both might be in the minority.

But we get a full hour, a great massage, the extra benefit of FS action all for a good gift. Sounds like a win, win, win, win to me.

Max.

[Blersia]

I had a dream on the 3rd of August traveling through town and decided to take a visit. I drew Emma. Nice rack. C'S. HF. 6 and 1. 4.

The experience was different.

Definitely had a great time though.

The mouthwash and spitting into the bucket during BBBJ was a bit off putting but at one point she used like this heated mouthwash and continued and it was so warm on the Johnson LOL.

FS. I paid for hhr but ended up a whole hr.

Left happy.

Cheers.

[JWalker350]

With the explosion of Hhr FS action being a popular way of the times these days, (at least from what I've read about in this room, and experienced), I'm seeing some of my regular 1 Hr Massage HE favorites willing to do more to keep me coming back through the door. Two even gave me their digits so I can reach them directly, which hadn't happened before. I like a good massage and enjoy a well done HE with some mutual exploration going on, but I'm happy that the HE girls are now allowing more contact, and providing more service. This may be due to some competition from the Hhr, FS shops getting more of our business.

A couple of my regular fun servers have gone from HE only, to baring all, with one allowing full service for the same generous tip as before. Can't beat getting someone new into the FS fun!

I think they are feeling the pinch of a lot of competition over all, and they recognize that there are women who will do more to make the clients happy, especially regulars. More now seem willing to provide more privileges to keep their regulars coming back to them.

With this new offering, most I talk with are very worried about clients keeping the extra services a secret. More than one told me they are afraid about people telling, and one said as she took off her yoga pants, some guys tell everything. I assured her in a whisper that I wouldn't tell anyone, as I felt her up and drew her naked body closer, and she grabbed my stiff Johnson in response. More details to come, as a more time passes between my visits.

Guys, let's see if we can draw more of our HE regulars into FS action for us. Next time you go, see if you can get a little more from them. This new crop of women now entering the FS world are not hardened and money hungry negotiators like the Hhr FS rotating seasoned pros. They are new to this, at least the ones I know. They seem to be selective about who they are going to do this with, and we want to be the guy that gets what most guys can't get. Eventually they will be seasoned pros but for now they are fresh sweet ladies willing to expand their menu for special customers.

If they won't go along, tell them you wish you could do more with them, and then don't show up for a couple of week, or months. Then go back and see if they missed you. Be sure to take condoms with you. If that don't work, try your next favorite AMP and see what they are willing to do for you.

Getting more is fantastic, and getting more from one of your favorites is heaven. Max.

Why should we listen to your stuxxx idea?

[DrPornDawger]

If you guys haven't tried this Korean Gem about 40 ish-mid 40's with a little pooch. , you'll probably miss it.

She's about to leave for parts unknown and will not return anytime soon.

From recommendation I went to see CeeCee and found out that Yuki and CeeCee (Cici) are one in the same.

Asked for the hhr treatment which was 80. And when asked what I wanted, I told her my referrals name and said everything, in which she replies, "boomboom" I knod and she says tip first (whaaaaat?) and of course I hand her the ben.

She tells me to start face down first.

Once she returns she starts a dry rub down of the knots then proceeds with oil and suprised me with hot stone massage (wow not bad for 80) Yamyam does the same thing.

Next she does several hot towels everywhere even the crack of my ass even before I was showered.

Then she tells me to rinse off in the bathroom which is just located in the room. Its a jet bathtub but she just tells me to rinse off with soap and water. Once out of the shower she wipes me dry some more. She lays an underpads used in the hospital or those used for training potty mats on the massage table (my mind was what the fuck is going to happen, and my mind senses she might be a squirter).

Well anyways I lied down face up and she begins massage my chest arms and legs. Covers my fave with a hot towel and begins to do a pedicure. Damn quality service. She massages me some more and examines my erection, but she also cleans him up well using hot towels. She gets up on the table and starts a great BBBJ with DT once erect she applies the cover and rides me. After 5 min of riding we swap places and enter mish. Pump her slow to fast and rub her until she squirts all over me. She takes my dick out and rubs me all over her pussy for more squirting. Then she asks me to lie down again and finishes me in her mouth.

Another shower and she helps me dress.

36 min later.

Damn. Going to miss that.

[DrPornDawger]

With the explosion of Hhr FS action being a popular way of the times these days, (at least from what I've read about in this room, and experienced), I'm seeing some of my regular 1 Hr Massage HE favorites willing to do more to keep me coming back through the door. Two even gave me their digits so I can reach them directly, which hadn't happened before. I like a good massage and enjoy a well done HE with some mutual exploration going on, but I'm happy that the HE girls are now allowing more contact, and providing more service. This may be due to some competition from the Hhr, FS shops getting more of our business.

A couple of my regular fun servers have gone from HE only, to baring all, with one allowing full service for the same generous tip as before. Can't beat getting someone new into the FS fun!

I think they are feeling the pinch of a lot of competition over all, and they recognize that there are women who will do more to make the clients happy, especially regulars. More now seem willing to provide more privileges to keep their regulars coming back to them.

With this new offering, most I talk with are very worried about clients keeping the extra services a secret. More than one told me they are afraid about people telling, and one said as she took off her yoga pants, some guys tell everything. I assured her in a whisper that I wouldn't tell anyone, as I felt her up and drew her naked body closer, and she grabbed my stiff Johnson in response. More details to come, as a more time passes between my visits.

Guys, let's see if we can draw more of our HE regulars into FS action for us. Next time you go, see if you can get a little more from them. This new crop of women now entering the FS world are not hardened and money hungry negotiators like the Hhr FS rotating seasoned pros. They are new to this, at least the ones I know. They seem to be selective about who they are going to do this with, and we want to be the guy that gets what most guys can't get. Eventually they will be seasoned pros but for now they are fresh sweet ladies willing to expand their menu for special customers.

If they won't go along, tell them you wish you could do more with them, and then don't show up for a couple of week, or months. Then go back and see if they missed you. Be sure to take condoms with you. If that don't work, try your next favorite AMP and see what they are willing to do for you.

Getting more is fantastic, and getting more from one of your favorites is heaven. Max.

I agree and if others will allow to just be in 100 extra range, it would be nicer but I'm probably in the minority group.

[MaximusKahn]

With the explosion of Hhr FS action being a popular way of the times these days, (at least from what I've read about in this room, and experienced), I'm seeing some of my regular 1 Hr Massage HE favorites willing to do more to keep me coming back through the door. Two even gave me their digits so I can reach them directly, which hadn't happened before. I like a good massage and enjoy a well done HE with some mutual exploration going on, but I'm happy that the HE girls are now allowing more contact, and providing more service. This may be due to some competition from the Hhr, FS shops getting more of our business.

A couple of my regular fun servers have gone from HE only, to baring all, with one allowing full service for the same generous tip as before. Can't beat getting someone new into the FS fun!

I think they are feeling the pinch of a lot of competition over all, and they recognize that there are women who will do more to make the clients happy, especially regulars. More now seem willing to provide more privileges to keep their regulars coming back to them.

With this new offering, most I talk with are very worried about clients keeping the extra services a secret. More than one told me they are afraid about people telling, and one said as she took off her yoga pants, some guys tell everything. I assured her in a whisper that I wouldn't tell anyone, as I felt her up and drew her naked body closer, and she grabbed my stiff Johnson in response. More details to come, as a more time passes between my visits.

Guys, let's see if we can draw more of our HE regulars into FS action for us. Next time you go, see if you can get a little more from them. This new crop of women now entering the FS world are not hardened and money hungry negotiators like the Hhr FS rotating seasoned pros. They are new to this, at least the ones I know. They seem to be selective about who they are going to do this with, and we want to be the guy that gets what most guys can't get. Eventually they will be seasoned pros but for now they are fresh sweet ladies willing to expand their menu for special customers.

If they won't go along, tell them you wish you could do more with them, and then don't show up for a couple of week, or months. Then go back and see if they missed you. Be sure to take condoms with you. If that don't work, try your next favorite AMP and see what they are willing to do for you.

Getting more is fantastic, and getting more from one of your favorites is heaven. Max.

[JM619]

All good man. I've seen Anna a few times and she is pretty much the exact opposite of Amy.

Whoops you are right it's Ana who was my ATF at Z's, not Amy who I have no experience with. Sorry JM619, that was a brain-fart, I did not mean to mislead you.

[FlyingVfr]

Hey Flying- I thought Ana was your favorite there? Is Amy a new favorite for you there now?

Whoops you are right it's Ana who was my ATF at Z's, not Amy who I have no experience with. Sorry JM619, that was a brain-fart, I did not mean to mislead you.

[JM619]

Interesting. I've been to Z's dozens of times and have always received good to great service from many different ladies. I was pleasant with her, like I am with everyone, complimented her and made some small talk. Maybe she was having an off day or just didn't get a good vibe from me for some reason. Chalk it up to YMMV I guess.

Amy is one of my all time favorites, she was always incredibly sexy and sensual to me with mutual touching from my first visit there. Either there's another Amy there now or there was something about you that alarmed and put her on guard.