Massage Parlor Reports

[CryMoarHoar]

With the rate hike in average massage place, I cannot convince myself paying $. 4 entry and additional $. 8 for handy and shitty "push you out of door within 5 minutes" attitude.

I could have spent $2. 0 for a hot and young Korean for a nice shower, GFE and BBFS action.

What do why'all think?

[Slammer6008]

Slammer. Get rid of some fan mail. Like I told Tiffany at CKB, you're box is full.

Tiffany said she loves that slammer summer special. She said some of your boys really pounded that ass of hers.

[SlickJJ]

I don't need anything from you.

Damn relax. People just trying to pass on a little info on here. No need to go pyscho ex gf style.

[HeadorTail]

Slammer. Get rid of some fan mail. Like I told Tiffany at CKB, your box is full.

[HeadorTail]

Slammer. Get rid of some fan mail. Like I told Tiffany at CKB, you're box is full.

[HeadHunter1969]

I don't need anything from you.

I concur! No soup for you! Please don't post reports of "that one that got away" or that great young girl with the perfect body who's not longer available! WTF? We're here to get intel, not to take a stroll down memory lane with you.

HeadHunter out!

[AustinMcBroom]

What he's trying to say is you should've posted about your first experience with her. Not your last after she was gone. No slammer bucks for you. No soup for you next!

I don't need anything from you.

[Nachoooo]

Saw Ruby, she's about 5' tall, 110 lbs, 45 ish B cup, standard massage and even walked on my back, wore a short dress with nice underwear, was able to remove them and also was able to suck on nipples, didn't allow FIV but was able to touch all over. 4 for 30 minutes and. 4 for tip. And was on my way with my tiny bottle of water.

Tip was not discussed but was fine with it.

[Slammer6008]

I literally just posted my experience. I didn't ask for any intel.

What he's trying to say is you should've posted about your first experience with her. Not your last after she was gone. No slammer bucks for you. No soup for you next!

[Nachoooo]

Saw Angela, Asian, nice body, was wearing yoga pants, probably around 35 yrs, B cup, great hour massage, and nice HE with UTC roaming. 6 and. 4 house fee, HE is. 4 without roaming. Well worth it.

[LukeOC]

Been to A Plus a few times lately, due to other obligations in the proximity of the shop.

Last, I have seen Linda, mid-30's Chinese, nothing to write home about. She does an average tease, but performs upon the flip. Unfortunately, dressed in yoga pants and shirt, but she does have a decent body and I was able to reach under her shirt, undo the bra and play with her natural Cees. This place is a bit hit-and-miss, I have had one or two pretty nice experiences, and several average. At any rate, HJ is always on the menu, and the rooms are clean, smell good and don't have that cruddy, dilapidated feel that some parlors I have been to in the past have.

Give it a try and see for yourselves!

Conn.

I actually prefer Linda. She is a trained massage therapist. She is a bit more reserved vs. Sherry but her tits feel more "real. ".

This place is really clean. I think it's a real differentiator if you care about hygiene.

[AustinMcBroom]

So basically you've been using this site and our input for your enjoyment without giving back. But now you miss your sweetie and need some intel.

Ok. Two pieces of advice. First, get her phone number if you're in love. Second, just like we tell the girls. You got to give a little to get a little.

I literally just posted my experience. I didn't ask for any intel.

[Dohma22]

Decided to try out Le Palace for the first time as it was closest of the popular places here to where I needed to be. Called and texted and nobody picked up or responded. Upon arrival was greeted and taken in immediately. Drew Kitty who was a bit plump but not obese, had some handful sized manmades and was not a looker. Asked for 30. Massage was ok. She asked about pressure and I kept asking for more. She jumped on the back with her knees. Very little teasing it felt pretty lazy. Annoying part was she let a few times and came back. Upon the flip she asked what I wanted and I asked for the menu and she offered everything. I originally just wanted teasing and HJ but since teasing was so bad I wanted something extra. Got FS for 140. She left again and didn't come back for what seemed like 5+ minutes. Again super annoying. Upon returning I got the alcohol spray and wipe down which I don't' mind except jr felt like he just got dipped in a pool of wasabi. She started with CBJ but I was ready and in hurry so I stood up then she goes "oh, you fuck me?" I said yes I fuck you. Put her down and proceeded with standing missionary. She did lots of hand roaming which I liked (where was this during the massage? And lots of moaning in pain. She let me play with the clit, do a little soft choking and then I tried putting my thumb in her mouth (from the clit) which she batted away but smiled. Just wanted to check-in to see if she was really in to it or if it's just good service not judging either way. After a couple of leg windshield wipers (grab the ankles and move them to the right, the left, the center) whatever you call it I then completed the sesh. Cleanup was back to the alcohol spray bottle and baby wipes which I do prefer over a warm towel. 40 hhr 140 I probably won't return for FS as I'd prefer something better looking but would try someone else for HJ / teasing.

[Avg Monger]

This was pretty much my read as well. I walked in pre-COVID and when mms told me $60/ her I immediately turned and walked out. I remember seeing their stupid ads with poetry or whatever. The place across the hall offers a nice table shower and standard finish.

Ini art is terrible. First time I went there, they want 60 for HHR, and the therapist wanted 140 for a CBJ, 180 for FS. She was older and not fun. I walked out. 2nd time, the mms promised me a better girl so I tried. 60 for HHR House fee. A fugly masseuse came in, rubbed my leg for 5 minutes and told me my time is almost done. Walked out again. Mms texted me she's sorry and she'll give me a free half hour if I came back. Nope.

[SaltyDog]

And remember don't lick anything after 12. You might be licking on someone seed that was just planted. Especially if headrtails was there.

Happened again today. The young gal with the long black hair wasn't there but there was this very cute gal with blinding hair and very light skin color who lead me to the room. I thought better not call cause look who I pulled. Lights went dim and guess who showed up? Yup Linda.