Massage Parlor Reports

**Phantxtc** · 09-07-21 00:04

Originally Posted by BasicRichard [View Original Post]

Could someone please PM me and explain how the whole money system here works I don't get the 1. 6, 0. 5, 04, etc. Thanks!

Just multiply by 100. It's one of about 3 things we do in this hobby that is idiotic but we think is clever. LOL. The other two are giving "clues" to the place instead of the name even though the clue usually basically *is* the name, and pretending that our experience was a "dream" we had. In reality, any time one of us does any of these One Punch Man probably needs to schedule an appointment with our face, but we're pretty much all idiots so we keep doing this nonsense anyways. 😋.

**PoorOldMan** · 09-06-21 23:02

Originally Posted by KsFollower [View Original Post]

Just wondering if anyone has gotten or knows of a place that offers nuru massages? I've been wanting to try one.

Not any AMP's that I am aware of. But this wonderful lady does. She is also on TNA as well as Rubratings. http://mshelenahunter.cuties-sites.com/home.

She is worth the price of admission and she is now requiring that you be vaccinated.

**BasicRichard** · 09-06-21 19:07

Hey guys! I'm reporting on a couple places in Beaverton / Aloha.

The foot spa in Aloha. It was alright, massage was not super good, super light and not very appealing, the lady was mid 40's not super attractive. I was able to get a BBBJ but I can't remember the tipping rate.

The wellness spa on Allen, I have gone here twice now the first time only got 30 minutes and ended with the typical HE paid house price and an additional 40 for the HE. The second time I got a table shower and 30 minutes and got the same result, just HE both ladies I saw were not very open to anything more then HE.

The last place I'm not going to say the name cause it was really good. I'll say it was in the Heart of Beaverton, but that's all I'll give. This was awesome, I've gone twice. The first was at night right before closing, the lady I got was early 40's pretty cute, extremely flirty off the bat, I just did 30 minutes (50), and the massage was pretty decent with a LOT of teasing, after I couldn't take it anymore she asked if I wanted to flip, I said yea. So we flipped, everything was on the board, that specific night I wanted to try FS (with a wrapper) I ended up paying 120 for a tip. The second trip it was middle of the day, I got a cute petite girl in a pink dress, again 30 minutes, she was very modest and "innocent" at first she covered me with a towel while massaging my upper body, but when she started massaging my legs she snuck her hand under the towel and teased until she realized I was down for it, then just completely grabbed my man hood and started going to town. The one downside was she stopped after a little and discussed tips and service that night I only wanted HE so I paid 60 for tip (she was very nice) and she even provided some extra service with it.

This is my first big review so if I did something wrong let me know! And if you have any questions let me know, I'd likely trade info in the Beaverton area for more specifics on this place.

Could someone please PM me and explain how the whole money system here works I don't get the 1. 6, 0. 5, 04, etc. Thanks!

**WarpFactor69** · 09-06-21 17:53

Originally Posted by UncleChu [View Original Post]

Is this the same Anna who was at Elemental in Tualatin for a while? If so, she was fantastic.

This Anna has been at Lucky (Cornell / Saltzman) a long time, so I'm guessing different lady.

**UncleChu** · 09-06-21 17:49

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

I have seen her multiple times at Lucky on Cornell. She's over 40, but attractive and gives me what I want. She's at Gateway at this time. Got my back walked on, plus all the other things I wanted.

Is this the same Anna who was at Elemental in Tualatin for a while? If so, she was fantastic.

**UncleChu** · 09-06-21 17:47

Originally Posted by KsFollower [View Original Post]

Just wondering if anyone has gotten or knows of a place that offers nuru massages? I've been wanting to try one.

I haven't seen Nuru at any AMPs. I have seen it advertised on TNA. That is probably the place to look.

**KsFollower** · 09-06-21 14:59

Just wondering if anyone has gotten or knows of a place that offers nuru massages? I've been wanting to try one.

**Dexxzy** · 09-06-21 01:32

Originally Posted by KyleMorty [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried those posts by the airport? Are they real or no? Attractive? I have been to some parlors but kinda want to branch out.

They are total crap shoot. They range from a total waste of time (eg. get to the spot, but they go dark or ask for a selfie, yea right) to the usual CBJ / FS. Girls vary just as much as massage girls in terms of age, appearance, and service quality.

I suggest if you find a good one, you save her contact info if she drops in town again. I had saved 2 girls' contact, but they never stopped in pdx again, so even that is a crapshoot.

**PiercedNTiny** · 09-05-21 22:21

I think I've asked before but any locations or independents that offer table showers with thorough cleansing and tease?

**Sancho1999** · 09-05-21 21:22

The first thing I do with ADs that seem to be independents is I text, "Where are you located".

The airport ones always seem to give the same Sandy Boulevard address followed by a separate text; 160 half hour, 200 hour.

I have been there a couple of times. Not a complete dive but it is sketchy. It's a total crap shoot. Sometimes you get young girls sometimes it's a 35 ish lady. Almost always they barely speak English. They normally say there are two girls so if you don't like the one you see I suppose you could ask to see the other.

The times I've been the girls are easy on the eyes but give lousy service.

The last time the girl was about 25 thin and pretty. I gave her 120. Then as we got started, she said, "no kiss, no kiss" I pointed to her p*why and then to my mouth she just said "no kiss no kiss" I laid down on the bed and all she did was stroke me. I pointed to her mouth and then to my c**k and she said, you guessed it, "no kiss".

I got up put my pants on and said give me my money back. She got on the phone and spoke to someone, I stood next her and yelled so the person could hear me "no kiss, no kiss" then she threw 60 back on the bed.

That was right before COVID, I have avoided that location since. I had some good luck at Econo Lodge on 82nd but I haven't seen anyone advertise from there.

Originally Posted by KyleMorty [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried those posts by the airport? Are they real or no? Attractive? I have been to some parlors but kinda want to branch out.

**KyleMorty** · 09-05-21 15:15

Has anyone tried those posts by the airport? Are they real or no? Attractive? I have been to some parlors but kinda want to branch out.

**Revere** · 09-05-21 14:57

This lady has long since gone. Ever since their "remodel" at the beginning of summer when they changed the name from Shuya to Yo Yo. Really wish I would have gotten her number. Any one know what happened to her?

Originally Posted by DrexDiggler2 [View Original Post]

I went to YoYo in West Linn a few months ago, and got an amazing prostate massage, with milking. Was a first for me.

**Revere** · 09-05-21 14:50

I've been here twice now and found it to be hit and miss. The first time was good. The second time, nothing extra was offered, so I never went back. It was a different girl the second time, but took it as a sign that things had changed. Maybe it's time to try again.

Originally Posted by Sancho1999 [View Original Post]

This place is so close to where I live, I always wonder if my neighbors will recognize my car when I park there. Lili gives a great massage, and she plays with your junk while you are your stomach. On the flip she gets right to it, no negotiation, She cleaned me up and finished the hour! 60/60. YMMV.

**Zizix** · 09-05-21 11:57

Originally Posted by Phantxtc [View Original Post]

I swear to god one of these days I'm not going to be able to hold my tongue and I'll find myself telling a girl something to the effect of "I never report a girl to the police who offers me sexual favors, but I do report girls who offer sexual favors while trying to rob me blind. Cut that offer in half and you should be safe. ".

I migjt have to steal that tactic I just might work.

Than again these girl expect to be neglected with its part of their culture. Of course they are trying to get anything and everything out of you for as little effort as they can.