Massage Parlor Reports

[Below Me]

Was she the one missing the index finger?

Unless he had binoculars I'm not sure how one would catch that, especially considering that he never went inside. But that's a funny question.

[MarblesKyle]

Was she the one missing the index finger?

I saw two ladies working I'd guess both in their 50's. Masks on looked in good shape. Put effort in the massage. Standard finish.

I'm guessing 60's because Asian women age better than other races, traditionally. Fifties is believable as well.

I didn't get close enough to check out her hands but let's just say the Danny Devito description from a previous post nailed it. When I read that this morning, I knew exactly who he meant as it is a great description of the woman standing outside last week. If there are multiple women at this place that look like Danny Devito to the point where we need to count fingers or ask for names, we have a serious problem. No person in this line of should look like Danny Devito.

[JustGlassin]

I saw two ladies working I'd guess both in their 50's. Masks on looked in good shape. Put effort in the massage. Standard finish.

[GodSkin]

I too wanted to see what the hype was about here. Full disclosure: I didn't go in, so my experience is only good for a partial review.

I arrived mid-late afternoon on a weekday after some confusion on where this place was exactly. The parking lot was busy, kids running around at the end of the building (looks like there is an ice cream shop on the corner) and customers coming in and out of all the stores.

I already felt uneasy about the crowd when I pulled up to the storefront and I saw the Danny Devito character that another monger mentioned. She was pacing in front of the store looking at her phone. I decide to park and just watch the entire lot for a minute. Within a minute of pulling up, I see another monger enter. Right after that, a car pulls up for Danny Devito that appears to be a food delivery. She grabs a box and goes inside.

I did the math on my situation and decided to drive away. I'm assuming this is like all the other places in town where you have one or maybe two younger girls working with the mamasan as backup. Seeing how another monger just walked in and had not come back out, and Danny Devito just got a food delivery, it was hard to get excited. She looked every bit of 60 years old, and was plump.

This may be a good bet in the evening when the shopping center isn't so busy, but when I visited that was not the case. I like inconspicuous parking and somewhat attractive women, and from my initial impression there was neither.

I'll try again in the evening hours if my usual spots are not available.

Was she the one missing the index finger?

[MarblesKyle]

I too wanted to see what the hype was about here. Full disclosure: I didn't go in, so my experience is only good for a partial review.

I arrived mid-late afternoon on a weekday after some confusion on where this place was exactly. The parking lot was busy, kids running around at the end of the building (looks like there is an ice cream shop on the corner) and customers coming in and out of all the stores.

I already felt uneasy about the crowd when I pulled up to the storefront and I saw the Danny Devito character that another monger mentioned. She was pacing in front of the store looking at her phone. I decide to park and just watch the entire lot for a minute. Within a minute of pulling up, I see another monger enter. Right after that, a car pulls up for Danny Devito that appears to be a food delivery. She grabs a box and goes inside.

I did the math on my situation and decided to drive away. I'm assuming this is like all the other places in town where you have one or maybe two younger girls working with the mamasan as backup. Seeing how another monger just walked in and had not come back out, and Danny Devito just got a food delivery, it was hard to get excited. She looked every bit of 60 years old, and was plump.

This may be a good bet in the evening when the shopping center isn't so busy, but when I visited that was not the case. I like inconspicuous parking and somewhat attractive women, and from my initial impression there was neither.

I'll try again in the evening hours if my usual spots are not available.

[Tracy777]

Anyone ever had any luck at tranquility spa in Milford?

Strictly legit from my experience. Good massage from the bbw owner. Heated tables. Fully covered. Hands did not get within 6 inches of junior however. Would be interested to hear from others if their experiences differ.

[SocratesJonson]

Went to Sakura today, called ahead and asked for Mimi.

There seemed to be a bit of confusion at first over my appointment and / or who would massage me, but before I knew it I was lying on the TS getting rubbed and caressed with a little extra attention to the old male gspot.

While she was drying me off, Mimi took a long suck on each of my nipples.

When we got back to the room, I unzipped the front of her dress and returned the favor.

Mimi will tell you herself that her tits are small, but for someone her size they were nice, round, and perky.

We proceeded to make out for a bit. My plan was to get one in early, get a massage, and get one in late.

Then another monger walks in and unfortunately she was the one to greet him.

He asks for her. I'm almost certain I hear her tell him that it'll be 45 minutes. In fact, I know she did, because she was planning on giving me a massage.

She comes back in the room and I pick her up in the air and hold her while we kiss. She puts her arms around my neck. I sit down on the table with her in my lap, no panties and kitty rubbing up against Socrates Jr. I kinda wanted to just go to town right there but decided against.

She asked what I wanted to do and I told her a BJ. She went BBBJ without hesitation.

She absolutely killed it, showing off some technique I've never seen before, giving great attention to both the frank and beans. I didn't last long.

Unfortunately, she saw an opportunity and almost immediately told me, "sorry, I have to go. Free massage next time. ".

I protested for a minute, but decided I didn't need the mediocre massage and second nut that would be forthcoming.

We made out some more (freshly mouthwashed) and she took down my number.

*BTW, this always makes me think of the joke about the bar with the handjob / cheese sandwich sign, and I don't care. I know her mouth touches other guys, it's how she makes a living*.

As I go to exit, the fat old fuck who came in earlier was sitting in the fucking lobby after he had been told to wait 45 minutes.

Quit Doing That Shit!

I hope you like the multiple gifts I left on the massage table for you.

As always, highly recommend.

Stay safe and don't wait in AMP lobbies.

[SocratesJonson]

Spoken like a true philosopher. (: -) Socrates, good to have you back. Nice and informative report. Out of curiousity, who did you have at Hong Turfway, do you recall her name?

Unfortunately I don't. She was petite, attractive, and wearing a mask.

I have a non monger friend who has gone there a few times and raves about it every time, so you can probably trust most of the girls there.

[IndyGuye1]

Anyone ever had any luck at tranquility spa in Milford?

[Usa2222]

Stopped in the Goose on a plan b the other day. I called ahead for Amy and was told she would return in a week. I got a new girl named "Shu Shu"? Very average looks and body but eager to please. Her technique though was other level. This was a step closer to Hong Kong than Amy's light touch is. It was like each muscle was an organ. Almost too intense at times. I thought time was passing faster than it was and moved things along and she was obliging. I was so used to the AMP spit and go, I was ready to leave at what was probably the 40 minute mark so it took me a minute to fully relax into her service. It was old school, all about me service. She finished the hour with a med-light touch with that same technique encouraging my touch. I tried to confirm the name again and she thought I was trying to say thank you in Chinese so I'm pretty sure it's close to Shu Shu.

Smooth Sailing.

[Carew2112]

You missed out on a very good massage. When I first met her, I was not sure what to expect. I am so glad I followed my instincts and not my eyes, even though she is not a bad looking woman. I want to be clear about that.

Different strokes for different folks I reckon.

[DaSandmn88]

I know a move that some of the older Legit nky AMPs would do is " accidentally bump" the goods around minute 45-50 and then try to sell the extra 30 minutes where no extras happen.

Question. Pre-Covid, were there a good place to visit? I saw many ads over the years, but didn't venture out that way. The way things are looking, no real reason to even look in that direction.

[DaSandmn88]

Went for a road trip up to Eswin to see what all the hype is about. Walked in and a short little round woman who almost looked like Danny Devito came out. She just stared at me so I said "hi is anyone else available? She said "busy" so I left. If I wanted to bust a nut to Danny Devito I could just turn on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. After being disappointed I stopped at Moon because it's a sure thing. Even though moon is always a safe bet it's kind of getting boring to me.

You missed out on a very good massage. When I first met her, I was not sure what to expect. I am so glad I followed my instincts and not my eyes, even though she is not a bad looking woman. I want to be clear about that.

[Carew2112]

Went for a road trip up to Eswin to see what all the hype is about. Walked in and a short little round woman who almost looked like Danny Devito came out. She just stared at me so I said "hi is anyone else available? She said "busy" so I left. If I wanted to bust a nut to Danny Devito I could just turn on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. After being disappointed I stopped at Moon because it's a sure thing. Even though moon is always a safe bet it's kind of getting boring to me.

[JustGlassin]

Not really going to tell anyone anything they didn't already know, but I haven't reported in a while, so here goes.

Went to Hong on Turfway a few weeks back. NKY has been pretty notoriously DIY for some time now. This was no exception. It was, however, the best massage I have ever received.

I paid 60 for an hour, and dropped an extra 20 for TS like a dummy, figuring I'd know what might be on the table right away after that.

Can't remember her name but she really dug in during the massage and left me feeling like a new man.

We were even hitting the 50 minute mark and she said she wasn't done yet, did I want to do $20 more for 75 minutes total.

I absolutely did. She ended up going 90.

If you actually want a stand out massage, go to Hong.

Shortly after I headed to Sakura for the first time in probably 9-10 months. I met Mimi for (I think) the first time and noticed her short skirt and no panties immediately.

She also leaned in to kiss and pet right away so I knew we'd be having fun.

Mimi just exudes sex.

You can tell she likes what she's doing.

I know a move that some of the older Legit nky AMPs would do is " accidentally bump" the goods around minute 45-50 and then try to sell the extra 30 minutes where no extras happen.