Strip Club Reports

[K Plank]

Did she let you pound her bare?

That's correct. Little head won. Not something I usually do.

[RichWalter1]

I had a free few hours today and hit up H8 north this afternoon for the first time since before COVID. Decent number of girls dancing maybe 5 white girls and 4 black girls. Cute little black spinner with some killed curves named Tiny sat down and we talked a bit until she was called on stage. Also on stage was a thick white dancer named Vixen. Mid-20's, tats, septum piercing, c cup tits and a pretty nice ass, she did have a little gut, but she was right up my alley. I tipped her on stage and she came by after her set. She said today was her first day dancing in Detroit (she was a dancer in Flint). She was a good conversationalist and wasn't pushy for dances, but we went back to the VIP. I was just going for a few "test dances" but when she heard another girl getting pounded, she knew she was "safe" to play I guess. She said she wanted to give me a BJ and asked what a had "she would work with me". I went $120 total including song count and she agreed. She started with a nice BBBJ and then asked me to pound her "she hadn't had cock in months". She was super wet and tight she was dirty talking and way too much fun. She reminded me of another thick white girl, Cashmere. I would repeat in a heartbeat and did get some digits for a hopeful OTC visit.

Did she let you pound her bare?

[OaklandT309]

First time I have ever seen someone rank the bathroom attendants, I just piss and use hand sanitizer and keep it moving.

And who cares about what's on TV in the john at a strip club? It's for the attendant. That poor guy has to sit in there all night.

[Incognito1234]

I saw her yesterday, Her body is fairly well back to normal. A little paunch but other than that still thin and fit.

Thanks for the info! Veida / Vade is an attractive girl and am I'm glad to here that things are back in order.

[Incognito1234]

First time I have ever seen someone rank the bathroom attendants, I just piss and use hand sanitizer and keep it moving.

Well then, I'll rate the Bogart's and Henry's bathrooms: Absolutely filthy. Sometimes, it seems like you need an oar to wade through the piss on the floor.

[DooMama7]

The three clubs that have bathroom valet are BT's, LS and FC, the LS is far and away the best one of the three, the main guy there is personable and nice enough that you almost enjoy giving him a tip!

The guy at BT's is very friendly and talkative, he puts lots of ice in the urinals to keep them smelling clean, BT's and the LS also have complimentary aspirin if needed for when the loud music or the smoke gets bad, the trolls at FC are almost unbearable, they act as if they are doing you a favor by taking your tip, they have a tv in the bathroom but they only watch what they want to watch, not what most customers want to see, they are not at all appreciative and have zero personality, they are in all reality a major detriment to what is otherwise a great club, the bathrooms do not stay as clean as they should be as the night goes on, I dread having to go pee at FC and actually breath a sigh of relief if they are not in there at the time I go, and not because of the measly dollars either, it is because of how they operate and how they are.

First time I have ever seen someone rank the bathroom attendants, I just piss and use hand sanitizer and keep it moving.

[JackOfClubs]

The three clubs that have bathroom valet are BT's, LS and FC, the LS is far and away the best one of the three, the main guy there is personable and nice enough that you almost enjoy giving him a tip!

The guy at BT's is very friendly and talkative, he puts lots of ice in the urinals to keep them smelling clean, BT's and the LS also have complimentary aspirin if needed for when the loud music or the smoke gets bad, the trolls at FC are almost unbearable, they act as if they are doing you a favor by taking your tip, they have a tv in the bathroom but they only watch what they want to watch, not what most customers want to see, they are not at all appreciative and have zero personality, they are in all reality a major detriment to what is otherwise a great club, the bathrooms do not stay as clean as they should be as the night goes on, I dread having to go pee at FC and actually breath a sigh of relief if they are not in there at the time I go, and not because of the measly dollars either, it is because of how they operate and how they are.

[Time Twist]

The last report I saw a few months ago about Vaida was that she was pregnant. How's she looking after giving birth? Has her body been affected much?

I saw her yesterday, Her body is fairly well back to normal. A little paunch but other than that still thin and fit.

[Incognito1234]

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Vaida: 30 ish, white, dark hair, small tits, tall height, and a thin build. She provided a mediocre session here in 2014. I wouldn't repeat.

The last report I saw a few months ago about Vaida was that she was pregnant. How's she looking after giving birth? Has her body been affected much?

[Jules Jordan]

They had ten dancers with fifteen customers when I arrived. In my opinion, Bubbles and Kimbella were the head-turners. Bubbles, white dark hair slender build, is supposedly dance only. Listed below are dancers that I either previously sampled or interacted with this evening.

Ashley: 30 ish, white, dark hair, small tits, short height, and has a nice backside. She provided a worthwhile session at Bogart's in 2013.

Bunny: 20's, black, dark hair, B-cup tits, petite build, and has a nice backside. Her requiring the first half to be covered wasn't viable for my second session tonight.

Kimbella: 20's, black, dyed blonde / red hair, C-cup tits, petite build, and has a nice backside. She provided a worthwhile session today. I would repeat.

Remy: 30 ish, white, dark hair, small tits, slenderish build, and has a nice backside. A three song limit isn't palatable to me. However, I appreciated her honesty.

Vaida: 30 ish, white, dark hair, small tits, tall height, and a thin build. She provided a mediocre session here in 2014. I wouldn't repeat.

Total damage was 150 for cover charge, a beer, VIP tax, dances, and tips. Pic is labeled.

[SilentStorm]

Can you describe what Brittany looked like.

She was white, tall & slim. Slightly blonde hair till shoulders, curled a bit. Not much to talk about tits. Good ass though.

If you like skinny, she would be good fit.

[MonoBlue]

Everyone knows what goes on there. It sounds like the manager is in on that scam. He's either getting a piece of the cash or dating the dancer.

I'll cross the Criket off my list for the clubs to go back too.

Been feeling this way after getting scammed twice there. Never going back, better places in the area.

[K Plank]

I had a free few hours today and hit up H8 north this afternoon for the first time since before COVID. Decent number of girls dancing maybe 5 white girls and 4 black girls. Cute little black spinner with some killed curves named Tiny sat down and we talked a bit until she was called on stage. Also on stage was a thick white dancer named Vixen. Mid-20's, tats, septum piercing, c cup tits and a pretty nice ass, she did have a little gut, but she was right up my alley. I tipped her on stage and she came by after her set. She said today was her first day dancing in Detroit (she was a dancer in Flint). She was a good conversationalist and wasn't pushy for dances, but we went back to the VIP. I was just going for a few "test dances" but when she heard another girl getting pounded, she knew she was "safe" to play I guess. She said she wanted to give me a BJ and asked what a had "she would work with me". I went $120 total including song count and she agreed. She started with a nice BBBJ and then asked me to pound her "she hadn't had cock in months". She was super wet and tight she was dirty talking and way too much fun. She reminded me of another thick white girl, Cashmere. I would repeat in a heartbeat and did get some digits for a hopeful OTC visit.

[DooDong]

After 3 songs, The really petite and skinny black girl dancing at bogarts now told me she doesn't honor $10 Tuesday pricing. She is there for extras only not 10 dollar dances. I loudly told her too late here is your 30 bucks get lost. With signs everywhere saying $10 dances on Tuesdays could management not take your side?

Sparkle, yeah she is alright but if you let your guard down she will try to take advantage of it. Been back a few times with her the first time she tried to change what we agreed on, had a small argument but since then she has been fine.

[Studly77]

This happened to me at cricket a couple of years ago. It was clear to me that the manager was in on the scam. Never been back and never will be.

Yes, I believe the manager was most definitely in on it. He "victim blames" while knowing full well what the rob was up to. It is the first booth to the left with table in place. She probably had that planned before I even got to the booth.

After he treated me like a piece of garbage right after being ripped the Cricket is on my shit list. If someone offered me a million dollars to go to the Cricket I would turn it down. If it was just the dancer that would be one thing. But management supports the ROB's 100% and blames you. Not cool at all.

I don't go to any Detroit clubs because of that type of atmosphere. Frankly, I never felt comfortable in Dearborn either. Lots of reports on BT's, etc. But even though I hear the dancers are much hotter and extra's are available I would never go primarily because they are in Dearborn.