Massage Parlor Reports

[Heartless Jay]

Was going to see Andy at Bamboo again today but am now in the mood for a no frills BJ. Any suggestions? F&C was first to come to mind. Not sure though.

Can't go wrong at FandC. Call and ask for Lucy. She's old and funky but can deliver a solid BBBJ with good stamina. No frills, can get out the door for $ total.

[Nice Guy 99]

Visited Bamboo today, one hour, walk in, 35. Had to wait about 5 minutes and then drew Andy. VERY nice girl. Has some English. Not fond of being groped, I will refrain next time. First 20, excellent back massage with great teasing. On the flip, great HJ with a bit of A pen. Finished by 30. Then a GREAT 15 min foot massage, followed by 15 min calf massage. An excellent program. I gave her 2 Jacksons and she seemed happy.

[Slammer6008]

Like they say there's more than one way to skin a cat. LOL.

Right now she's probably getting 30 mongers day calling asking about her. My rule of thumb would be wait 2 to 3 months to try again. It's probably like the 1849 California gold rush over there. Hey if your waiting long. Try the Nogales.

Burger it makes a great Ortega burger or There's a home depot there for all your garden and plumbing needs across the street.

And remember don't lick anything after 12. You might be licking on someone seed that was just planted. Especially if headrtails was there.

[Slammer6008]

She's smart like fox.

Like they say there's more than one way to skin a cat. LOL.

Right now she's probably getting 30 mongers day calling asking about her. My rule of thumb would be wait 2 to 3 months to try again. It's probably like the 1849 California gold rush over there. Hey if your waiting long. Try the Nogales.

Burger it makes a great Ortega burger or There's a home depot there for all your garden and plumbing needs across the street.

[SaltyDog]

After reading this I tried to give her a call, got a big no on the phone 😂.

She's smart like fox.

[Kknm1]

Oh well it looks like a Linda is going to get flooded with some calls😳.

After reading this I tried to give her a call, got a big no on the phone 😂.

[Slammer6008]

It's been a few months but when I went I meet the really cute one and was going to go for it then Linda grabbed me. Damn that young gal had a rocking body and pretty too. Never did that gals name so there's no use in calling ahead for the young one.

You set up.

An appointment with Linda and then I'll go in there an try the young one 😁.

[Lift Her Up]

. . . Sunnywell . . .

I started at this place maybe five years ago. I stumbled across it based on a really vague review here about a place on Garry in Santa Ana. Well, it's just barely in Santa Ana. But, way UTR. Anyway, the service by the Korean ladies was just super. Then one day I was out in the lobby with the MMS and my provider whom I seen by then maybe three or four times. The girl started making indications like, do I need a girlfriend. I said no, I have a wife who has refused sex for many years. At this point MMS made a vicious scowl, made an "X" sign with her finger, "wife no good. " That was a major turn off. A huge one. I care about my wife and want her to be well and happy, even though her mental disorder gets in the way of any sensuous play. So I stopped going.

Maybe a year later I resumed, for two sessions. Each time, about twenty minutes in, while the Korean angel was happily going up and down in ACG while I writhed in heaven, MMS knocked on the door and apparently told the Korean angel to hurry up. A second big turn off from MMS.

But now, years later, the reviews here are motivating me to give it yet another try.

I never did write up any of my sessions there, about the only place I hadn't posted about. It was so far UTR that I thought it best just to leave it. Maybe not the best decision for my friends here, but that's what I did.

Thanks for reading my rant.

Lift Her UP.

[Rexlo]

Looking for decent looking Asian Granny with a Huge Ass any leads in Dm would be appreciated.

[SaltyDog]

Oh well it looks like a Linda is going to get flooded with some calls😳.

It's been a few months but when I went I meet the really cute one and was going to go for it then Linda grabbed me. Damn that young gal had a rocking body and pretty too. Never did that gals name so there's no use in calling ahead for the young one.

[SCJohn]

I go to Qin often, like a couple times a month or more. I always get a great deep massage but never extras. And I have a very good rapport there with them. Great legit massage only. They're not shy but still no extras.

Always been legit at Qin. It's a good massage, I sometimes stop by when in the area.

[TheOCman]

I go to Qin often, like a couple times a month or more. I always get a great deep massage but never extras. And I have a very good rapport there with them. Great legit massage only. They're not shy but still no extras.

Has any of you been to Qin in RSM lately?

Last I heard it was all legit, but it shows up on another site that normally features happy places.

Thanks,

Conn.

[BenderOver]

So I just got back from CKB. At the door, MMS or better said "the greeter" said that Jessica wasn't there anymore. "No more Jessica," and then, "I'm the new Jessica." I asked about Tiffany. Tiffany wasn't there either. "When will Tiffany be here?" At first I thought she said "10. " "Ten minutes?" (Then why wasn't I just put in a room?) Then she held up her hand, with two fingers. "Two hours?" Her English was really limited, and I got the sensation that anything she might say would be orthogonal to the truth. So, I bailed. Too bad. I was already to follow Slammer's suggestion, ask for "Slammer Special?"

Then, just in case Heartless Jay really meant the place a little to the west, I drove into Happy Happy Massage. Here, the multiiple licenses on the wall and the very nicely appointed lobby and the professional secretary type at the desk led me to think for sure this place is legit only.

So, even though I was loaded up with Cee and Vee, I quit the search for the day and continued with other stuff I had to do.

Lift Her Up.

Been to this place a few times already in a spread of a few years. Saw Tiffany one time and she looked good. But I was there because another girl was getting a lot of positive high milage reviews so I asked for her. Big mistake, older lady, not hot, bad body, and the service was terrible. No BBBJ. Cfs was terrible and I went soft unable to complete. Should have picked Tiffany but I was hard up looking for BBBJ and possible BBFS and didn't read anything about Tiffany offering the BBFS.

[Connaisseur]

Has any of you been to Qin in RSM lately?

Last I heard it was all legit, but it shows up on another site that normally features happy places.

Thanks,

Conn.

[Connaisseur]

Been to A Plus a few times lately, due to other obligations in the proximity of the shop.

Last, I have seen Linda, mid-30's Chinese, nothing to write home about. She does an average tease, but performs upon the flip. Unfortunately, dressed in yoga pants and shirt, but she does have a decent body and I was able to reach under her shirt, undo the bra and play with her natural Cees. This place is a bit hit-and-miss, I have had one or two pretty nice experiences, and several average. At any rate, HJ is always on the menu, and the rooms are clean, smell good and don't have that cruddy, dilapidated feel that some parlors I have been to in the past have.

Give it a try and see for yourselves!

Conn.