Massage Parlor Reports

[EscortGuru]

I've been there many times over the years. Older girls, ok massage, standard extras but nothing special. They're open late, usually until 12 or 12:30 which is pretty much the only reason I would go there. Definitely DO NOT go to the place on the other side of Bird Road a few blocks east (81st Ave) in the little mall with the smoke shop. Sucked. Shorted my time, no extras and wouldn't let me leave without tipping her.

8161 Bird Rd, Miami, FL 33155.

I went there a few days ago, around 1 pm. Had to ring the door bell to be let in. I'd say the lady was in her 40's, but for an AMP on the better looking side, thick but toned wearing tight Asics low cut running shorts and tight sports bra. Asked her for body 2 body and she said they don't do that they're so I left.

[EscortGuru]

Thanks for the pointers.

I see it more as a standards issue- If yokos eye was on fire I wouldnt waste a load of jizz to squirt her eyeball- she's not pretty, the place is unclean and lacks a tableshower which means these girls according to you are taking BBFS loads over and over all day without a freshen up. I have reviews of AMPs in LA, Dallas, NYC, Orlando and visited Philippines, Thailand and Japan AMPs so the miami AMPs are not on par (at least the ones you recommended that I tried)-

I'm just asking is there something better- maybe some of the Colombian / Brazilian places are more impressive with better girls and better menu options? Some of the ones that look good arent taking new members..

If you find the Chinese centers world class great- I appreciated your original post and appreciate you contributing to the community- we just had different experiences or reviews and that why there is so many types of women in the world- there is something for everyone.

If anyone had some GFE / Greek Incall spots with pretty girls PM me. Miami is too sexy a city not to have world class options.

BigLuber said-

Well, you're obviously not a seasoned veteran on visiting AMPs. Best thing to do is head out early on a Saturday or Sunday and start with the AMPs nearest you and work your way outward, checking out the talent, but more importantly check the greetings you receive when you walk in.

Notice if she's wearing some easy to remove clothing and if she approaches you and makes physical contact, as oppose to the silly no FS girl that stands at the other end of the hallway talking to you like she's afraid of you.

A slutty looking, dressed down girl that greets you with a smile and takes your hand to walk you to the room is a sure thing.

Avoid overly conservative girls dressed in dark clothing and more importantly don't waste any time with the irritable little troll types that stand behind the desk and shout "Half Hour?" at you.

Then it's all about negotiating skills.

Just about every latina massage parlor in Miami strip malls is owned by 888 companions so sign up for a free account to see the real photos and which locations the girls are that day. There are some you can find in warehouse and office areas, but they pop up and disappear quick. Near Brickell you can find some eastern euro places and the girls are usually hot but you'll be dropping 300 600.

[EscortGuru]

I know this area very well, have worked around there for over 20 years.

There's actually no AMP "ON 25th street at 82 ave".

There's New Oriental at 26th and 82 ave, around the back in suite 31. No body has ever reported on this AMP to the best of my knowledge, I know it's there because I use to deliver copier paper to the Quest Diagnostics there.

There's New Asian Massage on the east side of 82 ave at 3221. I have not been there since early 2020, but it was FS.

And there's Doral Oriental massage right next to the SB ramp to the palmetto on 25th street in the plaza behind the Starbucks. , I've had several naughty adventures in here.

Also just up 79th ave there's an AMP in the plaza at 36 street, the SW corner, behind the Shell station. I've never visited them nor seen any reports but it could be a well kept secrete.

And finally, there's the best spa, Asian Fo, on the east side of 79 ave at 5215.

Next to a Chinese Restaurant. (I don't know why but the best FS spas are often found next to either a Chinese Restaurant or a Pawn shop).

They are shown as being "parentally closed" on Google, But I drove by there just last week, saw one of the girls taking out the trash. They are open and while I have not been here since last year, I use to go see Candy when she was there, awesome service I got, it's definitely an FS spa.

There are also random LMP's that pop up around this area too, you got to catch their ads on Sumo Search and go to an office building or warehouse complex. For sure FS, but it's mostly Colombian and Venezuelan women that can barely communicate in English.

I hope this was helpful, G.

I saw Cindy today at 5215 next to the "Chinese Food" restaurant. The little strip looked rough, but the latin cafe had good foot traffic so I took a chance and parked my car and went inside. I'd say she looked late 30's, very clean little petite spinner. I asked her for 1 hr Body 2 Body she paused then I said give me a tour and once inside she asked for 100 on top of house for 30 minutes. We settled on 60 plus house. She started off with a brief frontal rub but I told her enough at 2 minutes as she was burning time then she disrobed leaving her panties on and I was like WTF. We are a few minutes into it and I not happy down there and she's rushing, so I use my fingers and pull the panties to a side and got some contact and she complained 60 wasn't enough and kept rushing till I finished on panties and small of the back LOL She wanted more tip but I just ignored her. I might go back when other girls are there and see if there's a real hottie worth dropping more on.

I stopped at the place on 25th behind Starbucks to check it out, I'd say an early 30's lady, pretty face, very clean, short but looked pregnant. Said the other girl was out. She didn't get into tip structure but acknowledged body to body was available depending on the girl. Will check them out again.

[BigLuber]

Thanks for the pointers.

I'm just asking is there something better- maybe some of the Colombian / Brazilian places are more impressive with better girls and better menu options? Some of the ones that look good aren't taking new members..
If you find the Chinese centers world class great .

OK, why didn't you just say so?

If you wanted to find a Latin Massage Parlor (LMP) Then there's multitudes spread out from South Miami to Pompano. But LMPs usually cost more as the women there tend to be very greedy, but to each his own.

Just Sumosearch the Massage & Body Rubs / Escorts sections.

https://sumosear.ch/

The AMPs in the best areas are often the least friendly, I like visiting the "Dive AMPs" usually in some out of the way strip mall with construction going on, next to a Kwik Stop or Pawn and Gun shop, maybe a Chinese or Peruvian take-out or a Liquor store in the same building, These places tend to be much more FS friendly.

If you want a "World Class" Asian (Chinese) Massage then go visit the Luxury Wellness & Spa inside the Mandarin Oriental Hotel on Key Biscayne, you'll spend a World Class 4-hundred buck and get a nice gift bag with soaps and lotions to take with you when you leave, UNhappy.

[Saxs23]

Went here based on Google reviews! That's not the most reliable source I came to find!

7968 SW 8th street in strip maltypical Chinese massage setup with TS- so thought rim might be offered- nope very perfunctory menu and pretty bland girl in 40's.

Somebody needs to direct me to the quality Korean and Latin spas with 2 x shot, rim, BBBJ?

I'm posting all my mediocre options so you can avoid-.

If anyone has good independents in or out in brickell or spas with GFE -or reliable reasonable Latin agencies please PM me- a city size and as sexy as miami must have options.

I went there today it was alright. My honest opinion if your very kind polite and not pushy and respectful they all are very nice and will treat you right. Girl I was with stayed with me beyond the hour I paid for. I just hated that she got her tits done so there's a big circle scare on her nipples. Other then that she was very nice and experience was good. Better then escorts that only do half ass jobs and want $300 for an hour.

[KevinCostello]

Thanks for the pointers.

I see it more as a standards issue- If yokos eye was on fire I wouldnt waste a load of jizz to squirt her eyeball- she's not pretty, the place is unclean and lacks a tableshower which means these girls according to you are taking BBFS loads over and over all day without a freshen up. I have reviews of AMPs in LA, Dallas, NYC, Orlando and visited Philippines, Thailand and Japan AMPs so the miami AMPs are not on par (at least the ones you recommended that I tried)-

I'm just asking is there something better- maybe some of the Colombian / Brazilian places are more impressive with better girls and better menu options? Some of the ones that look good arent taking new members..

If you find the Chinese centers world class great- I appreciated your original post and appreciate you contributing to the community- we just had different experiences or reviews and that why there is so many types of women in the world- there is something for everyone.

If anyone had some GFE / Greek Incall spots with pretty girls PM me. Miami is too sexy a city not to have world class options.

“BigLuber said-

Well, you're obviously not a seasoned veteran on visiting AMPs. Best thing to do is head out early on a Saturday or Sunday and start with the AMPs nearest you and work your way outward, checking out the talent, but more importantly check the greetings you receive when you walk in.

Notice if she's wearing some easy to remove clothing and if she approaches you and makes physical contact, as oppose to the silly no FS girl that stands at the other end of the hallway talking to you like she's afraid of you.

A slutty looking, dressed down girl that greets you with a smile and takes your hand to walk you to the room is a sure thing.

Avoid overly conservative girls dressed in dark clothing and more importantly don't waste any time with the irritable little troll types that stand behind the desk and shout "Half Hour?" at you.

Then it's all about negotiating skills.”

[Joeyftl]

I know this area very well, have worked around there for over 20 years.

There's actually no AMP "ON 25th street at 82 ave".

There's New Oriental at 26th and 82 ave, around the back in suite 31. No body has ever reported on this AMP to the best of my knowledge, I know it's there because I use to deliver copier paper to the Quest Diagnostics there.

There's New Asian Massage on the east side of 82 ave at 3221. I have not been there since early 2020, but it was FS.

And there's Doral Oriental massage right next to the SB ramp to the palmetto on 25th street in the plaza behind the Starbucks. , I've had several naughty adventures in here.

Also just up 79th ave there's an AMP in the plaza at 36 street, the SW corner, behind the Shell station. I've never visited them nor seen any reports but it could be a well kept secrete.

And finally, there's the best spa, Asian Fo, on the east side of 79 ave at 5215.

Next to a Chinese Restaurant. (I don't know why but the best FS spas are often found next to either a Chinese Restaurant or a Pawn shop)..

I went to New Oriental multiple times years ago and only ever got HJ from older ladies. Good massage and table shower though. They got busted several years ago, and I haven't been back. Also been to Asiami multiple times, and it is the same thing. HJ with older ladies, good massage.

[BigLuber]

I literally went to the spa you recommended where you said BBFS was offered and got yoko and my first mediocre report is about her so not sure what you are talking about. She didn't look good, spa was basic without table shower and her service nothing to write home about but ok.

Well, you're obviously not a seasoned veteran on visiting AMPs. Best thing to do is head out early on a Saturday or Sunday and start with the AMPs nearest you and work your way outward, checking out the talent, but more importantly check the greetings you receive when you walk in.

Notice if she's wearing some easy to remove clothing and if she approaches you and makes physical contact, as oppose to the silly no FS girl that stands at the other end of the hallway talking to you like she's afraid of you.

A slutty looking, dressed down girl that greets you with a smile and takes your hand to walk you to the room is a sure thing.

Avoid overly conservative girls dressed in dark clothing and more importantly don't waste any time with the irritable little troll types that stand behind the desk and shout "Half Hour?" at you.

Then it's all about negotiating skills.

[KevinCostello]

I literally went to the spa you recommended where you said BBFS was offered and got yoko and my first mediocre report is about her so not sure what you are talking about. She didn't look good, spa was basic without tableshower and her service nothing to write home about but ok.

If you took the time to search SW 8 here and read the post, you would know which spa to visit when you're there.

[Jack76]

Most AMP visits have sucked lately. Bad attitudes and weak talent. But once in a while you get lucky. Really lucky.

I've gone to this AMP 5 or 6 times. The girl is late 20's early 30's, not very attractive but decent body and something sexy about her. Well at the first visit we hit it off and there was a lot of flirting going on (beyond the usual acting). A couple of visits later it got a little more intense and next thing you know, it's full on groping and making out like in high school. She got a little flustered and said I was making her crazy and then went back to the massage. So I knew there was a chance at more. A couple of weeks went by and I stopped by just before closing time. She came out and looked like she just woke up. She seemed a little disoriented. As soon as we got into the room I disrobed and sat on the edge of the table. She came over, stood between my legs and started kissing me and put my hands on her ass. We then spent the next hour banging in every position possible with an epic cream pie ending. It was great except I didn't get a massage! So I go back a few days ago and the exact same thing happened but crazier. Even after I finished she wanted more so I'm banging her from behind standing up while she has one leg on the table. I wasn't going to finish again with no recovery time so I start finger banging her and she's moaning and repeating some Chinese over and over (I really wanted to grab my phone and google translate) but I knew she was almost done. Well then she starts girating on my hand and BAM, she squirted all over the floor and the table. Crazy. She just laid on the table and was whispering in Chinese to me, like I understood her? All in all I was in there for 90 minutes, but again, NO MASSAGE!! I still tipped her a Benjamin because the whole experience was pretty amazing but now I feel like I'm going to see my girlfriend but I have to pay her! I guess there are worse problems to have. Sorry but I can't divulge the location until I see how things develop.

[Jack76]

Anyone been to the AMP on Bird Rd and 84th Ave?

I've been there many times over the years. Older girls, ok massage, standard extras but nothing special. They're open late, usually until 12 or 12:30 which is pretty much the only reason I would go there. Definitely DO NOT go to the place on the other side of Bird Road a few blocks east (81st Ave) in the little mall with the smoke shop. Sucked. Shorted my time, no extras and wouldn't let me leave without tipping her.

[BigLuber]

Went here based on Google reviews! That's not the most reliable source I came to find!

7968 SW 8th street in strip maltypical Chinese massage setup with TS- so thought rim might be offered- nope very perfunctory menu and pretty bland girl in 40's.

Somebody needs to direct me to the quality Korean and Latin spas with 2 x shot, rim, BBBJ?

I'm posting all my mediocre options so you can avoid-.

If anyone has good independents in or out in brickell or spas with GFE -or reliable reasonable Latin agencies please PM me- a city size and as sexy as miami must have options.

If you took the time to search SW 8 here and read the post, you would know which spa to visit when you're there.

[KevinCostello]

Went here based on Google reviews! That's not the most reliable source I came to find!

7968 SW 8th street in strip maltypical Chinese massage setup with TS- so thought rim might be offered- nope very perfunctory menu and pretty bland girl in 40's.

Somebody needs to direct me to the quality Korean and Latin spas with 2 x shot, rim, BBBJ?

I'm posting all my mediocre options so you can avoid-.

If anyone has good independents in or out in brickell or spas with GFE -or reliable reasonable Latin agencies please PM me- a city size and as sexy as miami must have options.

[KevinCostello]

Hey bud-.

I took your tip and took and Uber to Asian wellness.

I think I got Yook? She wasn't chubby and pretty but she wore panties so maybe not? She asked for $1. 5 and it was BBBJ and cfs- nothing extra than that.

Was ok but no Greek, rimming or BBFS. Good tip for standard fare or maybe other girl is the ham?

[BigLuber]

Anyone been to the AMP on Bird Rd and 84th Ave?

Not sure about this place, different names, different hours all over the web here.

But that's often times a good indicator that FS is on the menu here.

There ad before the pandemic looks good, and the location is in a good area for the mongering community.

I would say it's worth a trip down there and check it out.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/lucky-massage-miami-6

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/1...-sexy/19905079