Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

**AussieFury** · 08-26-21 10:40

I'm tired of all the photos taken 25 lbs ago and fake weights on profiles. And I'm just as tired of their shocked responses when I step in their door, see someone who looks like a girl who ate the girl in the photo, and then politely and regretfully inform them that I am leaving because I am not attracted to overweight women. When they threaten to write an alert, I calmly tell them to do what they have to do, and that I will simply reply honestly to the alert and link to an alert of my own describing why I chose to cancel the appointment over what I consider a bait and switch. I’ve done this at least half a dozen times. Zero alerts so far. I suspect they don’t want the bad press.

I'm going to try something new: I'll offer a provider a way to make even more money from me. I'll bring a scale to the appt. They can step on it.

For every 5 lbs over their advertised weight, I get $25 off the visit.

For every 5 lbs under their advertised weight, I will pay $50 extra.

I bet I get zero takers.

**Rex Hughes** · 08-25-21 20:47

These are serious inquiries about Donagona.

And again, I'm willing to lose up to $150, via their scam or a bad product.

It's compromising my billing and personal info, that I'm most scared of.

**Rex Hughes** · 08-25-21 19:39

https://donagona.com/faqs/

I'm not xenophobic, but how much of a red flag is some less than perfect English?

It's said on the internet, that PayPal can prevent merchants from pilfering a customer's personal billing info. Is that true?

Donagona does accept PayPal payments.

Still, what the Heavens is their website spelled donagona.com, but their OWN home page has their OWN name spelled "DONANGONA," with that extra and in the middle?

**Rex Hughes** · 08-25-21 19:29

As a teen, I hung around Arnold's and Space Port to play VGs.

One day, I borrowed the key to use the men's room at Arnold's. Holy shit, it stunk! When I went back to the counter and gave the key back, I said to cashier Rodney:

"I have only one thing to say about the bathroom: Ooooooohhhhhhhhh!

Rodney couldn't help chucking!

History repeated itself, at a massage parlor shower, which I won't name.

What a mood killer!

Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!

**Homer Pimpson** · 08-24-21 08:04

So, we're discussing penises these days, I see. All of this homoeroticism is borderline creepy. What's next? A philosophical debate on the lyrics to "It's Raining Men"?

**BusSit69** · 08-23-21 19:31

Originally Posted by Facials [View Original Post]

Like I said. I don't like watching small dick porn. So no need to post mine!

Duly noted. 😅.

**GangBangLeader** · 08-23-21 18:17

It looks like more and more people appreciate the honesty here. Even if Rubie doesn't like to hear she is a ugly drunk.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2212894-Lies-on-usasg

**EngrJoe** · 08-23-21 18:02

Originally Posted by Anonymous420 [View Original Post]

The Tiger King had a great quote about paying attention to dicks in a porno.

It's actually a Ron White joke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY711HJK7pg

**Anonymous420** · 08-23-21 17:15

Originally Posted by Facials [View Original Post]

I am not into watching small dick porn.

Will she suck bigger dicks? Even Normal size?

The Tiger King had a great quote about paying attention to dicks in a porno.

**BoboThe55** · 08-23-21 15:36

Originally Posted by BusSit69 [View Original Post]

He had enough balls to put this on here. Enjoy the dick sucking, not the size LOL. Thats why women are always laughing at us, because we argue amongst each other. Where's your porn mr facials?

Maybe he is a grower not a shower.

Oh never mind.

**Facials** · 08-23-21 14:16

Originally Posted by Michael1967 [View Original Post]

Aaaaanddd that is why I don't video myself with others. Dick size is fine, but last time I did it it, it looked like a sea lion mating with a Chihuahua.

Oh. Yet another reason I stopped making vids.

Fat, small dick.

Not a big category on pornhub.

**Ljbjarras** · 08-23-21 05:36

Originally Posted by FullMetalHelme [View Original Post]

More like different languages than different standards!

He's fluent in white knight simp speak; in plain English, it's "who am I to criticize this fair maiden (*****) for not giving good service even though I overpaid for it?" and "how dare we not give these chicks as much money as they want for as little effort possible!

Dude, I was pretty clear. She's cute and the reports on her here are overblown. She's a decent playmate.

**Michael1967** · 08-23-21 01:42

Originally Posted by Facials [View Original Post]

I am not into watching small dick porn.

Will she suck bigger dicks? Even Normal size?

Aaaaanddd that is why I don't video myself with others. Dick size is fine, but last time I did it it, it looked like a sea lion mating with a Chihuahua.

**ArizonaRanger** · 08-23-21 00:40

Originally Posted by Facials [View Original Post]

I am not into watching small dick porn.

Will she suck bigger dicks? Even Normal size?

Weird flex but ok.

**Facials** · 08-22-21 22:37

Originally Posted by LeoTheLion [View Original Post]

For anyone interested in how Kylee gives BJs, she is one of my favorites! And she is cool with videos which is even better! I was thinking about doing more of these with girls that allow it.

Don't let the video fool you, she looks so sexy at this angle. But in real life she is way taller and bigger than me LOL.

Please delete if this is not allowed.

https://www.erome.com/a/chVxVhNy

I am not into watching small dick porn.

Will she suck bigger dicks? Even Normal size?