Massage Parlor Reports

**PriscillaM** · 08-27-21 20:34

So, the pickings are rather slim out there. I do not want to go the valley for the bianca / eve / fat second hand gals in north hollywood. BTW eve is the worst dick puller ever.

Temple of bliss resembles the off leash dog park in the valley.

The Rooskie agencies seem to have fake pics or bad reviews.

The Asian agency either work out of apartments on Norton or new Hampshire that smell so bad, I farted and the girl asked me what perfume I was wearing.

So, I needed some lymphatic and nad drainage and headed to gold finger.

I did not call ahead, fuck I did not even wear a mask to get in.

Yuki greeted me and I realized why she looked better in the dark. She is the classic 36-40 Asian.

She said half hour. It was late and I did not feel the need to show my bankroll by splurging 10 bucks for the full hour. Gave her 40 and got the middle room. South side of the hallway.

Literally as she is coming in the ringie dingie went off as three mongers came in like refugees from Kabul.

Of course, one of said mongers loudly asked to relieve himself and had to be hand held to the can.

Yuki started a god awful massage of my back, it took 10 minutes and half the time, the gaggle of ladies was yelling at each other in Chinese at a decibel level you only get at a Motorhead concert. They have these signs in the room warning mongers not to be noisy, but the workers here need to use their fucken indoor voice.

Any ho, Yuki flipped me over. And I really did not need her calling me honey more than most honeymooners do, like you look good honey, you ok honey, you voted to recall Newsom honey?

She says she will get nekkid but it is 100. I said ok. Now, I like a Bush but I swear to god I think she has don king (the old boxing promoter) shoved up her growler. My god, the hair on her Bush was like a stalk of corn. Her pussy looks like a fucken mess.

She jerked me off basically standing over me so I could see the forest for the trees.

She said "you strong honey" after I dumped a baker's dozen of goop all over her arm and the bed.

It was not a life affirming experience. I may stay away for quite some time.

**TylerDurd** · 08-27-21 16:20

Any intel on this place? In Mar. Vista. Is it legit? Price?

**FlandersFan1** · 08-27-21 01:17

So there's a new girl w Mary now. I haven't seen her so don't know if she's young or old. Mary is gone sat and sun but I'm out of town and can't visit. Anyone want to toftt and report back?

**SFVsag** · 08-27-21 00:30

Originally Posted by AsianEater [View Original Post]

I'm pretty sure he meant Bliss Royal Therapy.

And this is why this Windtalker code stuff is just a turn off to people. Folks just need to be out with the information if they're going to share.

**NewLit** · 08-26-21 18:49

Today I visited a place that gave me some nice times before Covid. It's the massage place on Olympic and Arapahoe. I got Lucy, short but cute looking girl.

Massage started well, it became very very promising with a lot of oil and hands closing down (but not touching) the area of interest. I was getting ready for some action but suddenly the girl said "finished" and she left.

Was I just unlucky of has this place become a legit place?

**AsianEater** · 08-26-21 14:34

Originally Posted by DLeee [View Original Post]

Went to Bliss today. Its close, its been close. I don't know what Dave is dreaming about.

I'm pretty sure he meant Bliss Royal Therapy.

**D Leee** · 08-26-21 00:47

Originally Posted by FarleyDave [View Original Post]

I put tip out right away and undress. In comes beautiful Bella who looks exactly like Luna Star the Latina anal queen! Big booty and D cup implants, big juicy lips for kissing and sucking, great shoulder length hair that was perfect length to push behind her ear so I could watch her give head while making eye contact.

Even if you don't think she's hot (which is crazy) her skills are unmatched. Right away after the tip we start DFK and those lips feel great. She does some light touching then licks and kissing my chest and nips. I'm already hard so she strokes a bit and puts Hat on.

I sit on edge of table and she squats down below to start CBJ. Lots of eye contact while deepthroating all the way to base. This girl can suck! I have her get on table then without asking I spread her legs and DATY. She loves it! She gets so wet I'm soon drenched in her juices. She gets up and as I sit on edge of table she backs her glorious round ass up and we start doggy. She puts her arms back towards me so I hook mean between them, hold her in place and take control. She likes that as I'm bucking her ass up and down. I wish there where a camera because I guarantee she looked hot af getting fucked like this. Then I table her get back on table but in doggy pose this time. I slide in deep, grab her hioa and thrust away. Did this for a while as it felt so good. Prob my fav position especially with a booty like that. I spank her and get wild.

Have her flip, place pillow under her and go at it for a bit in Missionary. I'm tired now so I lay down and she goes to foot of table and starts sucking again. BTW there was plenty of kissing, even after DATY and DATO so she's a real freak and I love it!

CBJ is amazing so I have her move to 69. Smother my face with her pussy lips and ass I'm in heaven! She's deepthroating and spitting on my rod! HJ and BLS to finish and I nut all over my own stomach. We're both tired now but satisfied. She cleans me up and takes her time. I'm pretty sure I was only monger there so there was no rushing. Offers me Gatorade no but I just take some water and bounce. Will def return. As soon as I go to my car another provider comes out side door and goes into car right next to me to grab her lunch. Not sure of name but she looked 20 something, some tattoos with great body and face. Might have to try other talent here. Def my new fav Latina spot. Enjoy.

Originally Posted by FlipOnOver [View Original Post]

Go down a few post and read the review about Bella at Bliss Spa.

Went to Bliss today. Its close, its been close. I don't know what Dave is dreaming about.

**Grimmy23** · 08-24-21 09:31

Originally Posted by Hadez [View Original Post]

One time a prostate doctor told me I need to get off 2-3 times a week.

If a doctor can say it is the needed treatment, there should be a legit place to provide the service and insurance should cover it.

My insurance covers 60 medical massages a year. There is definitely an opportunity there for some resourceful people.

The problem is it becomes a very slippery slope. You need a massage with a HJ because it's "medically necessary. " Ok, no problem. But you need to be turned on to get a release, so now you want an attractive provider, and / or you want her to remove some clothing to help get you going, and / or you want to be allowed some mutual touching. All that together creates a very different set of conditions that make your medical release a bit more than a medical release. And now legit spas have to hire at least a few of their therapists based on their looks or their willingness to take some clothes off which changes the whole dynamic. Good massage therapists are very hard to find as it is. If I had to hire "good looking" ones for my spa chances are pretty good that their massage skills would be subpar compared to what the rest of my customers are looking for. Unless maybe you just legalize handjobs so that you could have your legit massage therapist for the massage and have a HJ girl come in for the final part. But that's a different discussion altogether, and now you have the stigma of a bunch of guys coming into a "nice" spa just to get a HJ from the hot girl. So yeah, it gets pretty complicated from a business perspective.

**PriscillaM** · 08-23-21 12:59

I hit the finger a few times lately:

Trip #1. I called ahead for Kiki as a I needed a perfunctory handjob. I was greeted by Yuki, who is pleasant. Kiki shows me to my room and Yuki is lying down in mish position, legs up bent at the knees on her break in a room across the hall. She is showing some nice salmon pink undies and the pluckosis hit so I did a double. Kiki showed me her pussy in different angles, but Yuki did not, a waste of 260. No mongers asking for the shitter.

Trip #2 - Amy, continually wearing a fucken mask. A loud monger asking to take a dump. I did make her work my cock for 20 minutes. She did not show Bush at all.

**PriscillaM** · 08-22-21 20:42

Originally Posted by Hadez [View Original Post]

One time a prostate doctor told me I need to get off 2-3 times a week.

If a doctor can say it is the needed treatment, there should be a legit place to provide the service and insurance should cover it.

My insurance covers 60 medical massages a year. There is definitely an opportunity there for some resourceful people.

I think chen's has a weekly plan with mary, if you need it 3 times per week, you can do once down the mouth, once in her garage, and once in the tailpipe.

I think he takes blue cross.

You may want to wear blinders.

**Hadez** · 08-22-21 19:08

One time a prostate doctor told me I need to get off 2-3 times a week.

If a doctor can say it is the needed treatment, there should be a legit place to provide the service and insurance should cover it.

My insurance covers 60 medical massages a year. There is definitely an opportunity there for some resourceful people.

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

It happens no doubt, but it's a rarity. Don't go into legit places looking for it because 99% of the time you're just going to get your ass kicked out and banned from the place and leave looking like a jackass, and that's assuming the owner doesn't try to press charges for solicitation. Pull that at my spa and that's exactly what will happen. But yeah, there is the rare 1% that bends the rules. They'll get fired the second the owner of their spa even remotely suspects anything. No legit spa owner will be willing to put their investment at risk because someone is secretly giving extra services. In my case for example, I have a huge amount of money invested in the place, with my house and retirement savings backing up all of the loans. If I get shut down because my providers are caught giving blowjobs, my family and I could lose everything I ever had. Most spa owners are in the same boat. Nobody's going to risk that.

Personally, I think if you can get a top notch legit massage with a HJ finish, that's the holy grail. Releases are stress relieving and healthy. It just has to be at the right place under the right circumstances, and if you're lucky enough to find one you have to be very, very discreet about it.

**LngTimeMongr** · 08-21-21 01:26

Originally Posted by FlipOnOver [View Original Post]

I've been 4 times. Seems to be a good spot for CBJ. Try Eileen.

The tacos next door are excellent!

Does she seram wrap it haha.

**PriscillaM** · 08-20-21 13:06

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

It happens no doubt, but it's a rarity. Don't go into legit places looking for it because 99% of the time you're just going to get your ass kicked out and banned from the place and leave looking like a jackass, and that's assuming the owner doesn't try to press charges for solicitation. Pull that at my spa and that's exactly what will happen. But yeah, there is the rare 1% that bends the rules. They'll get fired the second the owner of their spa even remotely suspects anything. No legit spa owner will be willing to put their investment at risk because someone is secretly giving extra services. In my case for example, I have a huge amount of money invested in the place, with my house and retirement savings backing up all of the loans. If I get shut down because my providers are caught giving blowjobs, my family and I could lose everything I ever had. Most spa owners are in the same boat. Nobody's going to risk that.

Personally, I think if you can get a top notch legit massage with a HJ finish, that's the holy grail. Releases are stress relieving and healthy. It just has to be at the right place under the right circumstances, and if you're lucky enough to find one you have to be very, very discreet about it.

I did get 8 messages so far on this. I am a little entangled with this gal in a bit of hooker romance, so I cannot refer just yet. So other than my reply so sfvag, I am not responding right now. I apologize for the alarm bells.

**Grimmy23** · 08-20-21 09:34

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

So, I think it is grimmy23 who goes on and on about how legit massage places never offer handjobs.

Well, I just got great head followed by an explosive ejaculation and a quite high end massage place.

If you are discreet about it, you can PM me and pursue a mutually enjoyable relationship with this gal. I am kind of bored of her.

But it is fun to get head and walk out and see westside yoga types getting ready for a massage in the room I was just blown in.

It happens no doubt, but it's a rarity. Don't go into legit places looking for it because 99% of the time you're just going to get your ass kicked out and banned from the place and leave looking like a jackass, and that's assuming the owner doesn't try to press charges for solicitation. Pull that at my spa and that's exactly what will happen. But yeah, there is the rare 1% that bends the rules. They'll get fired the second the owner of their spa even remotely suspects anything. No legit spa owner will be willing to put their investment at risk because someone is secretly giving extra services. In my case for example, I have a huge amount of money invested in the place, with my house and retirement savings backing up all of the loans. If I get shut down because my providers are caught giving blowjobs, my family and I could lose everything I ever had. Most spa owners are in the same boat. Nobody's going to risk that.

Personally, I think if you can get a top notch legit massage with a HJ finish, that's the holy grail. Releases are stress relieving and healthy. It just has to be at the right place under the right circumstances, and if you're lucky enough to find one you have to be very, very discreet about it.