Massage Parlor Reports

[Michael Doe]

Guys!! This is getting crazy. Legit the hotel I'm staying at. That my boss recommended. That my company is paying for is a block from the Macy's. I scoped out the girls across from Macy's a couple days ago, I'm sure you're all reading every post.

I couldn't get to sleep (it was before 9). So I decided to go ahead and stroll over and see what was what. So, there were three women out front. Two immediately started asking me if I needed anything. Well I've been waking through her for a couple days and dodging them. This time I walked up to the young lady that wasn't being so aggressive and was wearing a super cute little dress, blue and white if you read this tonight. She's a keeper. No idea what her name was. She spoke almost no English. Made things more fun.

Upstairs I asked how much and she said "basic regular", I said, "no, everything" she said $60. I thought I misheard her for a second. She was serious. $60 bucks and she came back took off ALL her clothes, it was just the dress and her shoes. CBJ, CG, standing Mish. Finished in the bag doggy.

Great evening walk. How do you guys live like this?! It's a fucking playground.

So, anyone know about those really upscale places like pink angels? They're expensive from what their Twitter says. I'm looking for something with multiple pops. These girls are so much fun!

Thanks guys, Doe. Out.

[GodMann]

Don't waste your time at Thai Spa. Either fat, ugly, old or lazy women! Some are all four of these! My last two visits were total disappointments! Elite Spa and E2 Spas are the best. They're both on Northern Blvd just off of Prince Street and one block away from each other. Lucy and Happy are my favorites.

Hahaha bro you recommended Thai spa to me and now you hate Thai spa? Well I agree with you. After you recommended them I went to give them a try and it was terrible. I never did get to see Judy. I will write the reviews when I have more time.

[BeatSpace91]

I made another trip to Roosie last night. I had even more fun this time. Stopped by one of the bodegas and picked up delta 8 vape for the adventure and started my hunt. It's hot on the street down there, and I decided for a lighter white shirt and shorts today. It'll be clear why you would give a fuck about what I'M wearing very soon.

I started at basically the 60 streets and walked back towards main street. I'm fat and lazy so I don't particularly LIKE walking, so for this adventure I took the 7 down to the Junction Street station and started walking down instead of up. Most of what I found was in that area anyway.

I found a couple of the highlights mentioned on here. It's like an adult scavenger hunt. I found the place next to the thrift store. I found the place next to the bike shop. While I was on a streak I bumped into a Dunkin'. I didn't realize that you guys have those approximately every 30-40 feet. I guess not fuckin' and Dunkin' for me yet at least.

After walking around for awhile, it started raining. I didn't plan for rain in my light white shift. So, I decided I would make a decision and get out of the rain. I pulled the trigger with a MILF in a sundress. Her name was Kandy (swear to god she said "Candy. With a K". I laughed).

Since learning yesterday to ask on the street what the price would be, I did that. She said 40 and I was totally down. Kandy took me upstairs. Curtains to make "stalls". If great minds think alike. We're all brilliant here because every monger on Roosie was trying to get in too. Right after she told me to take off my clothes another dude came in from the street. So, I assume it's okay to just roll upstairs if no one is downstairs. Kandy stepped out to get him situated and I heard it was one of her regulars. I also heard the dude in the stall next to me was KILLING IT! Good for you bro, if that was you. Kandy came back and explained they were very busy and asked what I wanted. I said CFS, she asked how much I was going to tip and I told her I only had $20 more. She said ok and basically lifted her sundress and bent over the table. It was very passable CFS and I was on my way.

In other lessons learned. If you don't speak Spanish, getting those delicious tacos from a truck may be an issue. I got a nice dude to translate for me so I could get a fucking taco after beating a taco. It was still raining so I headed back to the train to go home. Adventure complete. This is where I learned paying attention to how many stops you passed or where the fuck you're trying to get to is important. I got lost. After talking to the Subway guy, super nice dude, I figured out I was literally one stop from where I should be.

Lastly, I figured out I'm at the last stop on the 7 and the damnedest thing. A fucking BLOCK FROM MACY'S!! I could've been chilling with those MILFS a 5-minute walk from where I was sleeping to start with! That's the fun part of the adventure / scavenger hunt.

Honestly Roosevelt reminds me of Charles Bukowski and James Faunte. It's very seedy but poetic.

[Jincs89]

Wasup everyone I haven't been here had some things I had to take care of anyways last Thursday I was around the area and I call Nancy's different mms was there I ask where Nancy's she told me she wasn't there I ask what girl she had told me to go in and see for myself she had two girls some new girl she told me I forgot her name didn't really care she was cute and all but idk I really wasn't feeling her just wanted to bust a nut she had another girl with blonde hair so pick the girl that was her first day there BBJ I went in hard on her she wasn't bad I give her a 8/10 her V was really bushy had her on 69 but didn't want to lick it she kept going on her BBJ I ask if I can cim she told me no sorry bummer busted a huge nut on her chest it ran down and she was shock she told me you good and kept getting close to me to tip her that one thing I don't like I usually tip but I don't like when they try to aak for it anyways mms comes in and tells me we can heard you from outside ask me if I wanted a shower didn't know they had that here I been coming here for a year or so I never get offer that must be new or idk they usually always give me the first room by the front so I never been to the other room or back mms comes in and showers me down I ask what happen to winter, winter actually did cim and I had a nice time with her she told me she gone to a different state sucks I actually enjoy her it seems that Nancy place is dying down I'm guessing she doesn't have any new girls like I said I really don't come here like that surprise that they still had my number down and my name she said yeah you Nancy favorite customer anyways just wanted to leave this here.

[Reamztor]

Zoey was absolutely amazing. Super friendly. I really appreciate everyone's recommendations.

[Michael Doe]

I made another trip to Roosie last night. I had even more fun this time. Stopped by one of the bodegas and picked up delta 8 vape for the adventure and started my hunt. It's hot on the street down there, and I decided for a lighter white shirt and shorts today. It'll be clear why you would give a fuck about what I'M wearing very soon.

I started at basically the 60 streets and walked back towards main street. I'm fat and lazy so I don't particularly LIKE walking, so for this adventure I took the 7 down to the Junction Street station and started walking down instead of up. Most of what I found was in that area anyway.

I found a couple of the highlights mentioned on here. It's like an adult scavenger hunt. I found the place next to the thrift store. I found the place next to the bike shop. While I was on a streak I bumped into a Dunkin'. I didn't realize that you guys have those approximately every 30-40 feet. I guess not fuckin' and Dunkin' for me yet at least.

After walking around for awhile, it started raining. I didn't plan for rain in my light white shift. So, I decided I would make a decision and get out of the rain. I pulled the trigger with a MILF in a sundress. Her name was Kandy (swear to god she said "Candy. With a K". I laughed).

Since learning yesterday to ask on the street what the price would be, I did that. She said 40 and I was totally down. Kandy took me upstairs. Curtains to make "stalls". If great minds think alike. We're all brilliant here because every monger on Roosie was trying to get in too. Right after she told me to take off my clothes another dude came in from the street. So, I assume it's okay to just roll upstairs if no one is downstairs. Kandy stepped out to get him situated and I heard it was one of her regulars. I also heard the dude in the stall next to me was KILLING IT! Good for you bro, if that was you. Kandy came back and explained they were very busy and asked what I wanted. I said CFS, she asked how much I was going to tip and I told her I only had $20 more. She said ok and basically lifted her sundress and bent over the table. It was very passable CFS and I was on my way.

In other lessons learned. If you don't speak Spanish, getting those delicious tacos from a truck may be an issue. I got a nice dude to translate for me so I could get a fucking taco after beating a taco. It was still raining so I headed back to the train to go home. Adventure complete. This is where I learned paying attention to how many stops you passed or where the fuck you're trying to get to is important. I got lost. After talking to the Subway guy, super nice dude, I figured out I was literally one stop from where I should be.

Lastly, I figured out I'm at the last stop on the 7 and the damnedest thing. A fucking BLOCK FROM MACY'S!! I could've been chilling with those MILFS a 5-minute walk from where I was sleeping to start with! That's the fun part of the adventure / scavenger hunt.

[GreekT]

First. I want to thank all of you. I'm new to the area visiting for work and there's a chance I could get moved here.

You guys have a fucking playground here, enjoy it.

Doe. OUT.

That's true, it is a playground. Thank you for reminding us how lucky we are. Thank you for sharing your experience.

[Michael Doe]

First. I want to thank all of you. I'm new to the area visiting for work and there's a chance I could get moved here.

So, if this is your first time in the area like mine here's what I learned. The first walk is to basically figure out what you're looking for. I RTFF and from what you guys were saying about the MMS pulling you in, I thought it would be more "out in the open" like street walkers in Vegas or even Philly. It took me a couple of "laps" to figure it out, but basically there are Asian women intermixed with all the Hispanic women. I'm from the south and it was difficult for me to pick out the different complexion at first. Once I got that it was more like window shopping. The Asian women that are working are standing in doorways. My first trip I was more on the road side because I'm proficient at picking up SW from the road, so I thought that's where they would be. LPT. Hang next to the wall and look well down the street to try to pick out prospects before walking past them.

I decided on a thicker MILF. I asked her name, but I couldn't understand. The rest was very much like a traditional AMP experience. "Get Comfortable" = I take my clothes off. Then she gave me a really nice massage actually. I would say the massage was worth the $60 I paid. She offered a HE at the end, just like I'm familiar with. Basically just the hand motion and "yeah? I was like. "YEAH. Please. And thank you. " LOL. All in all it would've been an encounter I would post a review about on my home board, completely setting aside the "room" was tiny, dark, lots of curtains. Etc. It looked like a room for business. LOL.

After reviewing my actions and the outcome. I didn't ask on the street how much anything was. She said "massage" and I said yes. Thinking it was like home and the more you know how the system works, the better your service. I should have asked a couple more questions on the street. How much? Is that for "everything". Will I get to see more of you? Etc. I think that would have gotten me to the real goal I was shooting for. The HE was nice, don't get it twisted, but I would have loved to beat the brakes off that hot MILF.

I'm headed back to Roosie now, to see what I can find. Here's my next question to the giant brains here. What the FUCK is CDP? How does one go about getting into DH? How do those "cards" work? From what I gather it's basically each one is worth 15 minutes. Buy them and give them to the girl you choose. Can anyone enlighten me either here or via DM more about the process? I hate walking into a situation like that and not at least kind of knowing what to expect. Also, I'm in town for the rest of the week and my intent is to have at least one "outing" per day. I'll write up the ones that are worth telling about, or have some other information that isn't published already.

Any other suggestions where a simple guy can find a good time? I plan on hitting Manhattan for a steak dinner at least once while I'm here. I've heard there are the most amazing escorts there. If you have recommendations for anything, I don't turn my nose up very often. I like basically all types, shades, and sizes of women. Thanks again to all the dudes on here. I travel often and love meeting new board members in different areas. You guys have a fucking playground here, enjoy it.

Doe. OUT.

[Ragingloner]

Which parlor got the best SS? I usually go to 103 under the train station but they're closed. My guess is 87-90 got the best.

[KpopPatel]

Just finished earlier tonight with Zoey thanks to the reviews I have seen. Opted for the half hour. When it came time to wrap up I asked to continue with a BBBJ. I only did one CIM but as she was dressing me I asked her to kiss it and she began sucking me off but not to finish just briefly. I think if I did the hour I could have. I asked to see what Chloe looks like I said hi to her on my way out. Chloe is cute but I am glad I went with Zoey. Playful and sexual. Offered a showered but didn't partake.

Thanks! For sharing bro!

I am glad you had a great time.

She's an allstar and if you keep repeating with her she will treat you like a king.

Ditto on Zoey, she is an all-star for sure. In the hour you can definitely enjoy two. Also FWIW, Chloe surprised me with her body and unique style of service. I'll put up a review soon but in short, I think these two are both great picks.

[MathuSun]

Which one have you gone to? So far around that area I've only visited two locations (Jamaica ave and Liberty ave). If you look on the escort board you may find posts with those willing to spend overnight.

Liberty Ave. Can you suggest trust worthy escort sites?

[BeatSpace91]

Oh well. I probably won't go back. But good to put this out there so others aren't taken advantage of.

Honestly that's a part of it. You live and learn I haven't taken the stroll yet but in time trust me it could of been worst.

[Scream3000]

Coco got you, bro. There's no house fee here. It's $60 for a quick screw. If they find a sucker who will pay more they'll go for it. If you decide to go back hold firm at $60 and start to walk away. Watch them grab you by the arm and drag you inside! LOL.

Oh well. I probably won't go back. But good to put this out there so others aren't taken advantage of.

[KkinSanitary]

I realize this initial post was from June, but I decided to check out the sidewalk MILFS across from Macys yesterday. As I approached, I saw at least 6 of them all lined up. The first one grabbed my warm very aggresively and said "you come with me massage". I asked how much and she replied 60. She did have the face of a 40 year old, but a body of a 20 yr old so I said ok 60 for everything? She nodded. We get to that room (where all the walls don't quite touch the ceiling). It appeared like a typical, fairly clean massage room and table. We both quickly get undressed (except she did keep her mask on the entire time). She rubbed my legs and allowed me to kiss her neck and breasts. Once I was awake, she asks you want to F# I said of course. Then she tells me that would be another 60. WHAT?? She then says first 60 for the house fee. I countered with 40 and she accepted. Although I do not recall any previous reviews on here mentioning a house fee for these ladies. No BJ of any kind was offered. She just put on the cover and then rode me good! I will admit even though there was no real foreplay allowed and I paid 100 roses, she was a really good bang. She also had an orgasm at the same time as me. I know she didn't fake it either because she didn't make those exaggerated moans. Her name was Coco by the way. She did have a great personality and her English wasnt bad either. She even offered me 2 water bottles when leaving. I do recommend, but don't expect cheap bangs here anymore since these street stewardesses now charge a house fee.

Coco got you, bro. There's no house fee here. It's $60 for a quick screw. If they find a sucker who will pay more they'll go for it. If you decide to go back hold firm at $60 and start to walk away. Watch them grab you by the arm and drag you inside! LOL.

[Scream3000]

This is Not a revew so do not shoot the messenger.

Today, I went to Home Depot in Flushing and decided to see the action along Main street and across from Macy's.

From the LIRR station to a little past McDonald's almost to the corner, I saw about 5 thicked GILFs. Even at 70 years of age, I did not see one I would have a session with even if it was free.

Across from Macy's was a completely different story. From the elevator to the subway and past about 7 store fronts, I saw about 9 very attractive ladies all dressed in summer dresses, tennis dresses or shorts showing off their legs and butts. OK, you would think one or two could be in their 20's but most were attractive MILF. I would do them in a New York minute, if I was able to shoot my load in 15 minutes or less but unfortunately at 70 it takes me much longer. I do not think they would appreciate that.

My observations, just my opinion.

I realize this initial post was from June, but I decided to check out the sidewalk MILFS across from Macys yesterday. As I approached, I saw at least 6 of them all lined up. The first one grabbed my warm very aggresively and said "you come with me massage". I asked how much and she replied 60. She did have the face of a 40 year old, but a body of a 20 yr old so I said ok 60 for everything? She nodded. We get to that room (where all the walls don't quite touch the ceiling). It appeared like a typical, fairly clean massage room and table. We both quickly get undressed (except she did keep her mask on the entire time). She rubbed my legs and allowed me to kiss her neck and breasts. Once I was awake, she asks you want to F# I said of course. Then she tells me that would be another 60. WHAT?? She then says first 60 for the house fee. I countered with 40 and she accepted. Although I do not recall any previous reviews on here mentioning a house fee for these ladies. No BJ of any kind was offered. She just put on the cover and then rode me good! I will admit even though there was no real foreplay allowed and I paid 100 roses, she was a really good bang. She also had an orgasm at the same time as me. I know she didn't fake it either because she didn't make those exaggerated moans. Her name was Coco by the way. She did have a great personality and her English wasnt bad either. She even offered me 2 water bottles when leaving. I do recommend, but don't expect cheap bangs here anymore since these street stewardesses now charge a house fee.