General Reports

[LookingForLefty]

Jesus, Left has always been straight up with me. If he writes stuff you find hard to believe, well then you have two options: 1.) Stop reading him, and / or 2.) Go fuck yourself. I have done some pretty strange stuff in my life both sexually and socially. I once shared an experience I'd had with a guy who responded by saying "How many kinds of shit are you full of?" This did not insult me, it made me glow with pride that something I did seemed completely unbelievable to Mr. Straight-and-Narrow! Maybe many of you think I'm full of shit too. GFY! I am at an age now where my equipment is more of an impediment, so I'm not writing about all the fun shit I used to do. Eating pussy so well that the slore has me eat her pregnant gf; The slore breastfeeds her newborn while riding me cowgirl; three way with my stripper friend's mom and stepdad; my buddy and I on each tit giving a slore a titgasm in her apartment hallway. I wish all that shit was happening yesterday instead of 5 - 15 years ago. Well, age happens. Today I've got my very understanding UTR that can make Mr. Softie drizzle his swizzle, but still, too often a fizzle. I don't begrudge paying her for trying when shit doesn't happen.

So again, if you find Lefty's or my prose too prolix, turn the fucking page. Or better yet, go read the endless reports of ghosting, no-shows, rip-offs, fake pics, or lack luster performances that populate these boards.

Coochie (so there) Eater.

God Bless You All.

That was kind of you. I'm at that age too. No more wheel parties in the back of the used car dealership. No more SWs. AMPs better do a great massage. I shared some good info with a messenger about how to find the 60 year old tantrika goddesses and intimacy coaches. You won't find many in Wisconsin. Canada is loaded with them but due to Covid its hard to go there on vacation. A few years ago I spent a month where there were about 40 providers just in one building. If you couldn't sleep just walk down the hall to a 24 hour AMP. I found a remote village with about 20 tantrika sex coaches. Basically they are nasty MILFs. They all claim its not about sex but IMO they are all horny as hell. Pre covid I used to take AMP vacations to Austin, Mississippi Gulf, Atlanta, Houston, and Warren Ohio. Who knows that the password is to get your HE at the local Milwaukee AMPs? Don't say it. Don't ever say it. First clue. Its not a word. Thats the beauty of it. Hint, hmmmm a home in Charlottesville, VA.

[Coochie Eater]

Obviously we just can post names and numbers. You can lead a horse to water but can't make them drink. I shared a lot that I have done with civilians and too many of you think these women are providers. They aren't. I found them on the hunt. Some divorcee I found in a court room is not suddenly a prostitute I'm pimping out. Now that I'm in a new phase in my life, I'm shooting for free pussy. You seriously think that a 70 year old Asian woman who I have friended and owns a massage parlor is going to moonlite? My advice is to friend an older Asian woman if that's what you are into. Hell dudes, just get on Match and its like shooting fish in a barrel. Or Tinder, but I have never done tinder. Hear that there are just too many ugly, crazy, and evil women there who are not worthy.

Someone just wrote me and I did give him some names and numbers. Maybe he will post that I did. Got to drive a ways but they are good leads.

Jesus, Left has always been straight up with me. If he writes stuff you find hard to believe, well then you have two options: 1.) Stop reading him, and / or 2.) Go fuck yourself. I have done some pretty strange stuff in my life both sexually and socially. I once shared an experience I'd had with a guy who responded by saying "How many kinds of shit are you full of?" This did not insult me, it made me glow with pride that something I did seemed completely unbelievable to Mr. Straight-and-Narrow! Maybe many of you think I'm full of shit too. GFY! I am at an age now where my equipment is more of an impediment, so I'm not writing about all the fun shit I used to do. Eating pussy so well that the slore has me eat her pregnant gf; The slore breastfeeds her newborn while riding me cowgirl; three way with my stripper friend's mom and stepdad; my buddy and I on each tit giving a slore a titgasm in her apartment hallway. I wish all that shit was happening yesterday instead of 5 - 15 years ago. Well, age happens. Today I've got my very understanding UTR that can make Mr. Softie drizzle his swizzle, but still, too often a fizzle. I don't begrudge paying her for trying when shit doesn't happen.

So again, if you find Lefty's or my prose too prolix, turn the fucking page. Or better yet, go read the endless reports of ghosting, no-shows, rip-offs, fake pics, or lack luster performances that populate these boards.

Coochie (so there) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[LookingForLefty]

Hi Lefty. It's been quite a while since we corresponded, but we've shared many over the years. You definitely hooked me up on some and shared some great info and advice.

Thanks.

Obviously we just can post names and numbers. You can lead a horse to water but can't make them drink. I shared a lot that I have done with civilians and too many of you think these women are providers. They aren't. I found them on the hunt. Some divorcee I found in a court room is not suddenly a prostitute I'm pimping out. Now that I'm in a new phase in my life, I'm shooting for free pussy. You seriously think that a 70 year old Asian woman who I have friended and owns a massage parlor is going to moonlite? My advice is to friend an older Asian woman if that's what you are into. Hell dudes, just get on Match and its like shooting fish in a barrel. Or Tinder, but I have never done tinder. Hear that there are just too many ugly, crazy, and evil women there who are not worthy.

Someone just wrote me and I did give him some names and numbers. Maybe he will post that I did. Got to drive a ways but they are good leads.

[Ps1999]

Since moving to Milwaukee 9 years ago I have sent you at least 10 PMs asking for follow up on your stories and initially for recommendations from the areas. 100% of them have been met with "well I really can't say".

Your posts are quality Letters to Penthouse material, but nothing else.

Yup. I asked him a question a while back about my stomping grounds after seeing it in one of his Letters to Penthouse. Got pretty much the same response. Worse yet for me I approached someone I've delt with over the years (Asian woman) after recieving his valuable intel and was pretty much looked at with disgust by her. So lesson for me was to treat his posts as comedy, as he's trying to torch every women that has touched his dick.

[Dr Manhattan]

OK peeps, Dr. Manhattan -- others, have I helped you?

We've shared some very valuable notes over the years. There have been quite a few providers discussed privately in ways that would've made open public discourse extremely risky. I think you enjoy searching backgrounds and family histories as much as I do.

[LookingForLefty]

So the Mamasan invited you over? Which one? Which AMP is she the Mamasan at? You always have these elaborate stories, yet share ZERO INFO!! I'm sure you were a regular contributor to Penthouse forums. Why do you never actually give out information that someone could use to have the same fun time that you are having?

Sorry I have no great full service AMP stories for Milwaukee. I've had better luck just getting to know the old gray haired mamasans. Thats the information for you to use. I don't need to hold your hand and lead you to the corner AMP for your HE from some 50-60 year old Chinese woman who lets you feel her up. Maybe I can PM you a lead.

[Lee1951]

Any update?

I have information pm me.

[ATW2020]

Just tried to message you. Bounced back as your inbox is full.

[RndmFF]

Any update?

I have been contacted by NB LEO again. I was told that I need to come in to be booked and to tell my side. I don't want to say anything that will Incriminate me. Anyone know of any lawyers? Thanks in Advance guys.

[OpieRadio]

Here for people asking what she look like.

Do you have a link.

[Vimaxa]

The mamasans came back from their golf outing and dinner. I get a call to come over. I know she's horny. Could tell by the way she was asking. I show up showered and shaved. She was all cleaned up too. I'm usually tired and go lay down. This time she followed me into the bedroom instead of watching satellite Chinese TV. I like to sleep for an hour first, let all the supplement kick in. Then I feel horny too and it makes this 68 year old look a lot better to me. Give her about 20 minutes of tit sucking. Then give her oral. She exploded fairly quick but instead of going for round two she asked to suck my dick. She never says that. She sucks me hard and then applies lube to my cock and I fuck her to completion. I pull out and then go back in but with NO HANDS, it goes in her ass. I didn't realize until she said SLOW. It goes in and I slowly give her some long strokes. No complaining at all. She even says Fuck my ass. I cum in about 3 minutes. Doesn't take long in her tiny ass. We both clean up, watch TV and fall asleep. I go back over Friday night. I overmedicated and fell asleep. Tried to put a dick to her in the morning but she was having nothing of it. Should have stayed home. Women are weird. You never know when they will crave a dick in the mouth and ass. Wonder what happens that turns her on?

Love these frisky mamasans LOL But too much effort to get close to them, as previously has been mentioned in the threads. Some day hopefully.

[Go Pack]

I wouldn't pay money for that.

She's got a decent pair of all natural tits, but it's all downhill from there.

[LookingForLefty]

The mamasans came back from their golf outing and dinner. I get a call to come over. I know she's horny. Could tell by the way she was asking. I show up showered and shaved. She was all cleaned up too. I'm usually tired and go lay down. This time she followed me into the bedroom instead of watching satellite Chinese TV. I like to sleep for an hour first, let all the supplement kick in. Then I feel horny too and it makes this 68 year old look a lot better to me. Give her about 20 minutes of tit sucking. Then give her oral. She exploded fairly quick but instead of going for round two she asked to suck my dick. She never says that. She sucks me hard and then applies lube to my cock and I fuck her to completion. I pull out and then go back in but with NO HANDS, it goes in her ass. I didn't realize until she said SLOW. It goes in and I slowly give her some long strokes. No complaining at all. She even says Fuck my ass. I cum in about 3 minutes. Doesn't take long in her tiny ass. We both clean up, watch TV and fall asleep. I go back over Friday night. I overmedicated and fell asleep. Tried to put a dick to her in the morning but she was having nothing of it. Should have stayed home. Women are weird. You never know when they will crave a dick in the mouth and ass. Wonder what happens that turns her on?

[LookingForLefty]

Here for people asking what she look like.

I wouldn't pay money for that.

[CasualMongerWI]

Your gem was my nightmare. Saw her 3 weeks ago. She was almost an hour late showing up where we agreed to meet and when she did get there, it was her grandmother driving her. She's close to 50 pounds overweight, with an ugly stomach area. Literally 3 seconds after I started using a vibrator on her clit, she peed over my comforter. Her head game was terrible and when I started to cum, she jerked her head off my cock, causing quite the mess. As we were getting dressed, she asked me how it was and seemed surprised when I told her not good at all. Definitely will not repeat!

Tried to connect with her recently and she said she was on her way, over an hour later she still hasn't found a ride. Might have to pass this one up given this report!