Massage Parlor Reports

[Amplitude]

Mostly out of curiosity. How often do people go to MPs? And, if you have a regular / favorite provider, do you ever feel like you shouldn't go too often?

I mean, I have a favorite, and I see her maybe 2-3 x per month, but I feel like if I came in twice in the same week, they'd be talking about me behind my back, kind of rolling their eyes, even though I know I must be considered a good customer. Not that I could afford to do that every week anyway.

It's 20 years ago now. But I was driving out to Rainbow in Rockford and bangin that beautiful, big titty Jay every Friday night. Made sure we had the jacuzzi room and everything. Mama and the other girls called me Jay's husband. Lots of money spent there. But compared to someone's actual husband? A steal.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

Mostly out of curiosity. How often do people go to MPs? And, if you have a regular / favorite provider, do you ever feel like you shouldn't go too often?

I mean, I have a favorite, and I see her maybe 2-3 x per month, but I feel like if I came in twice in the same week, they'd be talking about me behind my back, kind of rolling their eyes, even though I know I must be considered a good customer. Not that I could afford to do that every week anyway.

Self confidence my friend. If you want to see her go see her. Don't worry about anything else. They love self confidence also.

[Jay117]

Mostly out of curiosity. How often do people go to MPs? And, if you have a regular / favorite provider, do you ever feel like you shouldn't go too often?

I mean, I have a favorite, and I see her maybe 2-3 x per month, but I feel like if I came in twice in the same week, they'd be talking about me behind my back, kind of rolling their eyes, even though I know I must be considered a good customer. Not that I could afford to do that every week anyway.

[ApplePiePussy]

L1 HJ, L2 BJ, L3 FS. L2 can be covered BJ or uncovered BBBJ.

So if it's the same amount of letters, why not just use the actual terms?

[SmileySam]

She's a sweetheart. This was my first time at CLM so I just did hhr with no extras. Sexy body and a great attitude. Recommend.

Just a 1/2 hour naked massage? Does she have a fake rack?

[Wood Street]

This site used to have the terms L1, L1, L3 defined in Abbreviations, but they are not listed anymore. I forgot what L1, L2, L3 stand for. Please tell me. Always trying to increase my vocabulary.

L1 HJ, L2 BJ, L3 FS. L2 can be covered BJ or uncovered BBBJ.

[Yoni Sniffer]

Hope this is okay to ask -- What are upcharge rates like at CLM, particularly for L2 uncovered?

This site used to have the terms L1, L1, L3 defined in Abbreviations, but they are not listed anymore. I forgot what L1, L2, L3 stand for. Please tell me. Always trying to increase my vocabulary.

[IAmTheManyo]

She's a sweetheart. This was my first time at CLM so I just did hhr with no extras. Sexy body and a great attitude. Recommend.

[Jinurso]

Everyone hit the nail on the head with this one. Athletic blonde MILF. Got basic FS did not try for daty, up sell was 1 for me but YMMV. Nice personality and definitely puts in the effort.

Pretty much all the girls were hiding behind the stairs so didnt get a great look.

Did see a cute tatted hipster brunette but did not engage in conversation.

The tatted hipster was probably Mila. Not to be confused with Mia who is also a tatted hipster. But Mia is a redhead and Mila is a brunette. Yeah, it's confusing to me too.

[ChicagoGoer]

Everyone hit the nail on the head with this one. Athletic blonde MILF. Got basic FS did not try for daty, up sell was 1 for me but YMMV. Nice personality and definitely puts in the effort.

Pretty much all the girls were hiding behind the stairs so didn’t get a great look.

Did see a cute tatted hipster brunette but did not engage in conversation.

[Jinurso]

Great info, thanks for TOFTT. BTW you wrote you negotiated to 2,000. I'm guessing you meant $200. Negotiating to 2 K sounds wild.

LOL yeah $200, of course.

[AngelBravo]

Great info, thanks for TOFTT. BTW you wrote you negotiated to 2,000. I'm guessing you meant $200. Negotiating to 2 K sounds wild.

Just got back from my long ass trek to the burbs to see Nicol at Chicagolandbodyrubs.com. It had been awhile since I saw someone new so I was happy for the change. Nicol is a similar type of girl to Natalia. She's a bit older, maybe 40, Columbian. Her English is very very limited, so communication will be a problem if you don't speak any Spanish.

Physically, she's somewhat similar to Natalia. She's got blonde hair, about 5'4" 130 lbs. Her body looks good but had a lot of obvious enhancements. Boobs are enhanced, butt implants, and lip injections. I'm not a huge fan of her face, but she's definitely got a body built for sex (literally built).

Let's talk about services. At the base level she gave your typical non-theraprutic body rub. On the flip she plopped next to me and immediately started DFK while moaning. It was hot. She started undressing and rubbing up against me and I was like "score!" But then suddenly stopped for the upsell.

$200 for a CBJ!

$300 for FS!

That's more than I've ever paid for a BJ or FS at CLM, which for me typically ranges from free to $100. I was a little taken aback by it considering she's not the youngest or hottest girl in the place.

Normally I would just stick with the L1 unless she's that smoking hot, but I felt a duty to the USASG community to see it through and report on it all. So I negotiated down to $2000 for everything and the show was on.

She's a good kisser, because of those inflated lips. DATY was good and she really liked that. She wrapped me up for a good CBJ. Not sure if BBBJ is on the menu, because she got the condom on me before I could ask. For the main event, doggy is 100% the way to go. That ass was super bouncy from whatever they put in it. Amazing view and she "aye papi'ed" herself hoarse LOL.

Overall, it was a nice time. But there is no way she should be charging $300 for FS. Or even $200, honestly. Natalia is a similar experience but a better communicator and more sensual for only $100. Same thing with Bella, who is younger and prettier, even if not quite as much of a fuckdoll.

If you can negotiate her down to $150 or less I think she's worth a go for that super shaky fake ass alone. But I probably won't repeat.

[Jinurso]

Nicol looks interesting and hot, hoping the pictures are accurate. If you want a for sure person. Sandy is very cute if you haven't seen her.

Best of luck, I was actually going to visit Jessica today based on your positive experiences. Of course they moved her location this morning when I checked.

Please let me know who you see or if you meet someone you want to try but couldn't. I'll likely head over there if it's one of the 1st two locations.

Haven't been to CLM in probably 8 months. Roster is wildly different now. I've seen Jessica, Laura and Melissa, but with all the new talent, I've been curious as to the experience with the newer crop. Melissa is still a good time, but really interested about Nicol in particular.

Just got back from my long ass trek to the burbs to see Nicol at Chicagolandbodyrubs.com. It had been awhile since I saw someone new so I was happy for the change. Nicol is a similar type of girl to Natalia. She's a bit older, maybe 40, Columbian. Her English is very very limited, so communication will be a problem if you don't speak any Spanish.

Physically, she's somewhat similar to Natalia. She's got blonde hair, about 5'4" 130 lbs. Her body looks good but had a lot of obvious enhancements. Boobs are enhanced, butt implants, and lip injections. I'm not a huge fan of her face, but she's definitely got a body built for sex (literally built).

Let's talk about services. At the base level she gave your typical non-theraprutic body rub. On the flip she plopped next to me and immediately started DFK while moaning. It was hot. She started undressing and rubbing up against me and I was like "score!" But then suddenly stopped for the upsell.

$200 for a CBJ!

$300 for FS!

That's more than I've ever paid for a BJ or FS at CLM, which for me typically ranges from free to $100. I was a little taken aback by it considering she's not the youngest or hottest girl in the place.

Normally I would just stick with the L1 unless she's that smoking hot, but I felt a duty to the USASG community to see it through and report on it all. So I negotiated down to $2000 for everything and the show was on.

She's a good kisser, because of those inflated lips. DATY was good and she really liked that. She wrapped me up for a good CBJ. Not sure if BBBJ is on the menu, because she got the condom on me before I could ask. For the main event, doggy is 100% the way to go. That ass was super bouncy from whatever they put in it. Amazing view and she "aye papi'ed" herself hoarse LOL.

Overall, it was a nice time. But there is no way she should be charging $300 for FS. Or even $200, honestly. Natalia is a similar experience but a better communicator and more sensual for only $100. Same thing with Bella, who is younger and prettier, even if not quite as much of a fuckdoll.

If you can negotiate her down to $150 or less I think she's worth a go for that super shaky fake ass alone. But I probably won't repeat.

[IMissCutler]

So we had a question a while back about who had largest breast. Which most of us agreed to the answers. Now here a new one. Who have the biggest areola and who have the longest / biggest nipples?

I must have missed the talk about the biggest breasts. Had to have been before I joined. About how long ago was this. Or if someone can just give me a quick rundown. Thanks.

[ADAvet101]

I always get nervous about seeing someone new at CLM ever since that weird episode a couple of months ago where Bella closed her menu because of Jessica. I'm a low drama person and want low drama encounters. But with Jessica being hard to reach this week I think I'm going to try someone new and hope it doesn't bite me in the ass. Any recommendations for new girls at CLM? If not I'll pick one and hope for the best.

Haven't been to CLM in probably 8 months. Roster is wildly different now. I've seen Jessica, Laura and Melissa, but with all the new talent, I've been curious as to the experience with the newer crop. Melissa is still a good time, but really interested about Nicol in particular.