Massage Parlor Reports

[HeadorTail]

Sounds like Krystal has Golden Hand Syndrome. Any other cuties there? One used to twerk during the HE.

GHS?? Is that like GSR Gun Shot Residue except you check for it with a blue light?

[RedRoddddd]

Seriously! That new rate is ridiculous, especially she doesn't offer more other than HJ. I guess the search continues.

Sounds like Krystal has Golden Hand Syndrome. Any other cuties there? One used to twerk during the HE.

[StubbornMule]

I would say that Nicole at LP is as good as Krystal's massage and the hour entry is only. 4 . No nckd maneuvering but the massage is on par as well as the looks and attitude. Actually, the attitude may be a bit better with Nicole. YMMV of course.

What is LP? Also how hot and how much $?

[YoloLogist]

Any AMPs / LMPs that offer FS have showers (not table showers)? Had a table shower a long time ago and it sucked. Was still oily.

[YoloLogist]

Had 2 dreams couple weeks back.

My first dream was with Sophia (Air Body) Chinese accent I think. Decent massage, better release. Was hoping for more but settled on handshake. Was able to roam up top (which was pretty deece) and below. Might try again, 2 jacksons + entry.

Second dream was with Sophie (Downey Therapy) Korean. She made some small talk and did a nonchalant massage for 10 min. On the flip decided to go for FS. Nice up on top and ok on bottom. Giving her best supporting actor for supporting And activating my loins. Would definitely try again. 6 jacksons + entry.

[BeepBeepBeep]

Yoyo is visiting TripleA for this week. Early 30's great skin pretty face pretty smile a tattoo of a feather above her V. Good service but little to no English. She loves to climax multiple times. Uses sign language for CFS or HE. 30 min = .40 entry and $.4 for CFS.

[Slammer6008]

I got a text from an RM pal about some new talent. I headed on down. They finally got a young, cute girl at Bali Hai on McFadden and Beach. Her name is Kitty. 25-30. Pretty under that mask. About 5'1". Petite. Natural B's. Speaks English well, which is good. Cute butt. Good attitude. Quality HJ. Great massage. Didn't skimp on time. Only OTC "because she was new and new owners were strict. Don't know about that. I paid 40 for the hour and tipped 50. Yeah. I know but I doing some "cultivation" here. Or tossing money down the shitter. We'll see. But she's a keeper. I.

Thanks for sharing. I'll send the slammer out😳.

[HeadorTail]

I got a text from an RM pal about some new talent. I headed on down. They finally got a young, cute girl at Bali Hai on McFadden and Beach. Her name is Kitty. 25-30. Pretty under that mask. About 5'1". Petite. Natural B's. Speaks English well, which is good. Cute butt. Good attitude. Quality HJ. Great massage. Didn't skimp on time. Only OTC "because she was new and new owners were strict. Don't know about that. I paid 40 for the hour and tipped 50. Yeah. I know but I doing some "cultivation" here. Or tossing money down the shitter. We'll see. But she's a keeper. I.

[RTDriver]

Sorry to here brother. Next time go to wellness or new moon. There open late an you can get a hot chick most of the time.

Appreciate the advice. I actually had Apple at New Moon a while back. I had that nightmare on Katella before I learned that New Moon and Happy Face had non Asian providers. I will post a full report on New Moon when I can.

[YellowFinTuna]

She is expensive, but not overpriced. When I want FS, I get FS, when I want the very unique service that Krystal provides, I go see her. Those are very different things.

I've never ever had a massage experience like Krystal's elsewhere and trust me, I've tried a lot of different girls looking for an alternative. Her service is one of a kind, and I'm happy to pay for it.

I would say that Nicole at LP is as good as Krystal's massage and the hour entry is only. 4 . No nckd maneuvering but the massage is on par as well as the looks and attitude. Actually, the attitude may be a bit better with Nicole. YMMV of course.

[Slammer6008]

I've been to this place a few times is on Beach in Stanton the lady will shoot you some real pictures the price is 140.00 total 1/2 . I your looking for a massage don't read this anymore. I see the pictures an already start to get hard. I make an appointment with Rubi I get there and they do the switcheroo. The girl I seen in the picture was Vietnamese long black D tits Beautiful. So I went with this chick instead short hair real cute small tits a really good ass to fuck from behind which I did as I was plowing her I think she wanted it in the ass. But slammer talked me out of it. LOL so as I was walking out I seen rubi holy fuck I can wait 👅128149;. I only bummer for you mongers you have to acquire the number it's a 715 Area code. I just want to know what bastar took my spot today.

If you don't come clean I'm going to let everyone know where exactly the spot is. LOL.

[Slammer6008]

Sorry to here brother. Next time go to wellness or new moon. There open late an you can get a hot chick most of the time.

I've been to this place a few times is on Beach in Stanton the lady will shoot you some real pictures the price is 140.00 total 1/2 . I your looking for a massage don't read this anymore. I see the pictures an already start to get hard. I make an appointment with Rubi I get there and they do the switcheroo. The girl I seen in the picture was Vietnamese long black D tits Beautiful. So I went with this chick instead short hair real cute small tits a really good ass to fuck from behind which I did as I was plowing her I think she wanted it in the ass. But slammer talked me out of it. LOL so as I was walking out I seen rubi holy fuck I can wait 👅128149;. I only bummer for you mongers you have to acquire the number it's a 715 Area code. I just want to know what bastar took my spot today.

[Slammer6008]

A while back I had this nightmare. I went to a LMP on Katella near Euclid in Anaheim.

Saw the listing on BP and texted the 3428 #. Openings were immediately available. So I headed over.

They are located in a blue two story office building. The suite is on the second floor. The office building looked kinda run down. There was an apartment complex next door that could also do with some cosmetic maintenance.

I park. Hide my wallet, keys, and personal cell and take only cash, car key, and my burner cell with me. I look around and triple check to make sure the car doors are locked and the alarm is on.

I find the stairs and head up looking for the second floor suite #. I knock and an older over weight Latina woman opens the door. She had no makeup, gray hair and looked like your average cleaning lady.

I ask if she is the one giving the massage. Because if she is. Then its: perdon. Gracias pero no gracias. Adios.

She laughs and shakes her head no no. If only she know how often and how badly the c-orgs have pulled the bait and switch on me she wouldn't be laughing.

She collects 60 for hhr and leads me to a room. She asks what kind of girl I want? I answer someone with big breasts while raising my hands and putting them out half a foot in front of my chest just to make sure she understands. She smiles and says OK and closes the door.

Even though this is my first time here, I strip completely naked and sit waiting on the massage table. I know it's stupid in case you need to dash but at my age, my legs don't dash anymore. There's no point being prepared to run when most people can out run me. I prefer to use that fight or flee energy to mitigate whatever crisis or misery that is about to happen.

Also getting completely naked and not covering anything up to greet a new masseuse is my way of letting her know I am not LEO.

After what felt like forever, this chubby Latina chick comes in. She looks to be in her early to mid 30's. Late 30's at the oldest.

Her face is kinda cute. She is wearing a tight outfit showing off the top of what look like c cups.

She quotes me 160 for CFS. It was late. I was horny. She was kinda chubby but I really wanted to see and feel her boobs and have that pretty face on my cock so without any negotiating I just gave her my 160.

She left with my 160 for what again seemed like forever.

While waiting I mule over how 220 for hhr of CFS at a LMP is not a good value. But the visit gets worse.

Eventually she returns and starts to undress.

I don't mind thick bigger women but they have to be curvy in the right places to be sexy. When this chick unbuttoned her outfit to let her boobs loose she was just chubby with no figure.

Her boobs which looked so good in that buttoned up tight outfit were disappointing also. Instead of beautifully shaped full c cups I got flabby unremarkable B-C cups. The reveal brought her down to a 3-4.

As I lay there on the table trying to hide my disappointment I thought about Melissa Mccarthy when she was on Mike and Molly. Molly's face was always beautiful on that show but I could tell under all that cuteness. Molly had no figure. It was all just unshaped body fat. Same thing here and this chick did not look anywhere near as cute as Melissa Mccarthy.

Next thing I know she put a condom on me and started sucking. It was only a minute or two but she felt I was hard enough to penetrate so she climbed on top of me for cowgirl. I fondled and squeezed her unremarkable breasts as she bounced up and down but I was losing interest and softening.

I asked if I could be on top and we switched positions to missionary.

I started thrusting but wasn't pleased by the view. As she lay there on her back. Her natural unremarkable B-C cups just blended and disappeared back into the rest of the fat on her torso and I was losing my wood.

As I try to squeeze the fat on her chest into the shape of a boob that might turn me on, she says I need to hurry up.

I ask her if she is OK. And she says yes. She is OK but I need to hurry up because my time is running out.

So I tried humping harder but just gave up after she reminded me the 2nd or 3rd time that I needed to hurry up. Total time fellatio and coitus was probably less then 7 minutes.

Even if I had been able to cum.

This would still have been a rushed and disappointing nightmare.

I have never repeated.

I do Not recommend.

Avoid this place. In fact unless you see a Salma Hayek or Ruri Saijo doppelganger avoid any place that quotes you a house fee of 60 for hhr. Because the menu for the HJ, BJ, or FS will be over priced as well.

Be gentle men.

Sorry to here brother. Next time go to wellness or new moon. There open late an you can get a hot chick most of the time.

[NoClue02]

I'm sure she's happy to do fewer sessions and still come out ahead as long as you whales are willing to pay. I failed to successfully schedule anything with her before she raised her rates, but I'm not willing to try anymore at this point. As the other monger said, might as well get a nice legit massage followed by a FS kgirl session for the same price.

Seriously! That new rate is ridiculous, especially she doesn't offer more other than HJ. I guess the search continues.

[MacNCheese]

Her service is one of a kind, and I'm happy to pay for it.

I'm sure she's happy to do fewer sessions and still come out ahead as long as you whales are willing to pay. I failed to successfully schedule anything with her before she raised her rates, but I'm not willing to try anymore at this point. As the other monger said, might as well get a nice legit massage followed by a FS kgirl session for the same price.