Streetwalker Reports

**RoboPimp** · 08-03-21 00:13

Originally Posted by HugeMat [View Original Post]

Its prob because the choices on the ave are not great at the moment. I was out there on Sat night between 11-1 and I might have seen 2 girls worthy of being picked up. And anyone worthwhile gets scooped up so fast because of the lack of quality out there.

I think I saw you.

Lmao.

I picked up a regular and I asked who you were and she said "idk he's been there for hours".

I'm not saying get with the Zombies but its some servicable SWs out here.

This isn't the 80's.

You aren't going to find Julia Roberts from "Pretty Woman".
Sometimes you can get a Julia in Pretty Woman 2 and roll with it.

**HugeMat** · 08-02-21 16:04

Originally Posted by Jka2017 [View Original Post]

What's going on fellas? I don't ever recall it being this quiet on this forum.

Its prob because the choices on the ave are not great at the moment. I was out there on Sat night between 11-1 and I might have seen 2 girls worthy of being picked up. And anyone worthwhile gets scooped up so fast because of the lack of quality out there.

**JTown74** · 08-02-21 15:39

Originally Posted by Jka2017 [View Original Post]

What's going on fellas? I don't ever recall it being this quiet on this forum.

I think it's because it's quite dead out there.

**Jka2017** · 08-01-21 21:45

What's going on fellas? I don't ever recall it being this quiet on this forum.

**Jka2017** · 07-24-21 02:14

Found Jess down there the other morning. Thicker Spanish girl in her 40's. Had some Med wounds which I try to stay away from. All in all she had Good attitude. She asked for. 3 up front. I told her I never do up front and it's. 2 if she did good job I'll tip. She got right down to business and she gave a nice BBBJ. I probably wouldn't pick her up again but she did have mic skills and friendly service. I do recommend.

**RoboPimp** · 07-23-21 13:27

Short Brunette with a lesbian look to her.

Small tits.

Gave the worst Beejay I've had in awhile.

Dry, slow and she complained.

I made her stop.

These bitches crack me up asking for a ride after shitty service.

No I'm going the opposite direction. Then soon as they get out I drive in the direction they wanted.

I ended up seeing Krissy on Buckius on my way home and got her to finish the job.

She is the reliable little Blonde with the messed up fingers. Sometimes in Glasses.
Kinda reminds me of Smeagol aka Gollum the way she grabs the Mic.
lmao
She is very cute though.
She'd be a 10 if she was Sober.

I like her but her Funky little Bum ass Boyfriend is always hovering around somewhere.

I'll never understand why these women give all their money to these Homeless Losers.

I Understand not wanting to be lonely but damn.

He is the reason why I never tip her. Which is a shame because she is Great on the Mic.

If you see her.

**HugeMat** · 07-23-21 01:21

Yeah it her hair was deep red. But her ass was fat as hell for a white jawn. I only fuck with thick chicks I see on the Ave (which are few and far between).

Originally Posted by RoboPimp [View Original Post]

Sometimes you got to take that chance Mayne!

That sounds like Roxanne. She wears Flowery yago pants or Camoflague.
Broken looking nose....actually had a black eye the first night i met her.

Hair always a deep red almost Burgandy?

Big fat ass. Like IG model Booty fat.

Last time I had her she had flowery Yoga pants on.

She normally stands around 2 blocks north of Venango around 2 am.

I clapped her twice last time I caught her thick ass.

You don't see ass like that on the ave much anymore.

First time i met her she had an attitude though. Jumped out the car mid BeeJay.
(She did have a nasty black eye that first time though...rough night for her)
You can see in my post history i spoke on her before if you wanna read the report.

**RoboPimp** · 07-22-21 13:41

Originally Posted by HornDog215 [View Original Post]

Ok so there is this woman. She is a mystery woman! I've ever ONLY seen her when I'm at work which sucks because I can't do shit! LOL so some of you may have seen her or know her her characteristics are very distinct!! I was doing some work in university city near 30th street station when I first saw her she immediately gave me SW vibes she just have this super super super slutty look but I was at work wanted to approach her so bad. And again! Today I see her I'm doing work in Kensington on the Ave right at Kensington and Allegheny and I see her again!! Not surprised she got off the EL train at that stop she just has the SW look. I'll describe her.

She's white, older maybe mid 40's?

Jet black hair.

HUGE Fucking boobs.

HUGE Fucking ass.

ALWAYS has on extremely tight tights and a tube top.

Today she had on black and it was pretty damn transparent could see her nipples clear as day and her pussy because clearly she wasn't wearing panties.

She always walks around with her friend some older ugly looking zombie woman prob in her 60's.

The most distinguishing characteristic are her tattoos, she has a tattoo on her chest kinda like right in between her boobs and another on her face it's a tiny heart. Like right under her eye where "gangsters" normally get a tear drop, she has a heart there.

Does anyone know who this SW is? I can never catch her she might have demons but she has control because she's pretty sober when I see her but I know a SW when I see one and this is not a civilian anyone else ever see her?

Damn, you are going to have Mongers all the way out in University City lookin for that ass!

Sherlock Holmes and Columbo on the Case.

What time of Day exactly did you see her in you. City and Kensington?

**RoboPimp** · 07-22-21 13:26

Speaking of big fat asses, has anyone seen Colleen back on the Ave?

Last time I saw her she was walking hard with Headphones on ignoring traffic.

**RoboPimp** · 07-22-21 13:24

Originally Posted by HugeMat [View Original Post]

Last night I was riding thru the ave around 2 and I saw this redhead with a nice rack and thick ass on the ave walking down from Venango. She was wearing a spandex / yoga pants material outfit, it looked like some type of floral / all over print. Anyway, I circled the block to try to intercept her when she got to Tioga but when I pulled up at Tioga and the ave, of course she vanished. I should have known that you have to strike and try to pick up as soon as you see the good ones. But I refuse to be reckless and just pull over in the middle of the ave to try to do a pickup. If any of yall scooped her last night or have an idea of who I might be talking about let me know what's up.

Sometimes you got to take that chance Mayne!

That sounds like Roxanne. She wears Flowery yago pants or Camoflague.
Broken looking nose....actually had a black eye the first night i met her.

Hair always a deep red almost Burgandy?

Big fat ass. Like IG model Booty fat.

Last time I had her she had flowery Yoga pants on.

She normally stands around 2 blocks north of Venango around 2 am.

I clapped her twice last time I caught her thick ass.

You don't see ass like that on the ave much anymore.

First time i met her she had an attitude though. Jumped out the car mid BeeJay.
(She did have a nasty black eye that first time though...rough night for her)
You can see in my post history i spoke on her before if you wanna read the report.

**Guthrie** · 07-16-21 19:05

Originally Posted by AsphaultCowboy [View Original Post]

Hey fellas,

I'm going to be coming through in a few days and was wondering if y'all could give me a bit of advice. I'm looking for a safe spot to pick up a lady up but the problem is there are soo many weight restricted / low clearance roads in downtown Philly that I'm a little bit nervous about trolling around too much. What would be a good street to hangout on and wait for one to walk by? Any input would be appreciated. Thanks in advance.

Try Torresale starting around Erie.

Stay off Kensington Ave due to the elevated train.

**AsphaultCowboy** · 07-16-21 14:22

Hey fellas,

I'm going to be coming through in a few days and was wondering if y'all could give me a bit of advice. I'm looking for a safe spot to pick up a lady up but the problem is there are soo many weight restricted / low clearance roads in downtown Philly that I'm a little bit nervous about trolling around too much. What would be a good street to hangout on and wait for one to walk by? Any input would be appreciated. Thanks in advance.

**HugeMat** · 07-11-21 22:44

Last night I was riding thru the ave around 2 and I saw this redhead with a nice rack and thick ass on the ave walking down from Venango. She was wearing a spandex / yoga pants material outfit, it looked like some type of floral / all over print. Anyway, I circled the block to try to intercept her when she got to Tioga but when I pulled up at Tioga and the ave, of course she vanished. I should have known that you have to strike and try to pick up as soon as you see the good ones. But I refuse to be reckless and just pull over in the middle of the ave to try to do a pickup. If any of yall scooped her last night or have an idea of who I might be talking about let me know what's up.

**HugeMat** · 06-30-21 18:45

Originally Posted by HornDog215 [View Original Post]

Ok so there is this woman. She is a mystery woman! I've ever ONLY seen her when I'm at work which sucks because I can't do shit! LOL so some of you may have seen her or know her her characteristics are very distinct!! I was doing some work in university city near 30th street station when I first saw her she immediately gave me SW vibes she just have this super super super slutty look but I was at work wanted to approach her so bad. And again! Today I see her I'm doing work in Kensington on the Ave right at Kensington and Allegheny and I see her again!! Not surprised she got off the EL train at that stop she just has the SW look. I'll describe her.

She's white, older maybe mid 40's?

Jet black hair.

HUGE Fucking boobs.

HUGE Fucking ass.

ALWAYS has on extremely tight tights and a tube top.

Today she had on black and it was pretty damn transparent could see her nipples clear as day and her pussy because clearly she wasn't wearing panties.

She always walks around with her friend some older ugly looking zombie woman prob in her 60's.

The most distinguishing characteristic are her tattoos, she has a tattoo on her chest kinda like right in between her boobs and another on her face it's a tiny heart. Like right under her eye where "gangsters" normally get a tear drop, she has a heart there.

Does anyone know who this SW is? I can never catch her she might have demons but she has control because she's pretty sober when I see her but I know a SW when I see one and this is not a civilian anyone else ever see her?

That description (huge tits, huge ass) are all I look for but its hard to find on the ave. I hope somebody has the scoop on her.

**HornDog215** · 06-30-21 15:33

Ok so there is this woman. She is a mystery woman! I've ever ONLY seen her when I'm at work which sucks because I can't do shit! LOL so some of you may have seen her or know her her characteristics are very distinct!! I was doing some work in university city near 30th street station when I first saw her she immediately gave me SW vibes she just have this super super super slutty look but I was at work wanted to approach her so bad. And again! Today I see her I'm doing work in Kensington on the Ave right at Kensington and Allegheny and I see her again!! Not surprised she got off the EL train at that stop she just has the SW look. I'll describe her.

She's white, older maybe mid 40's?

Jet black hair.

HUGE Fucking boobs.

HUGE Fucking ass.

ALWAYS has on extremely tight tights and a tube top.

Today she had on black and it was pretty damn transparent could see her nipples clear as day and her pussy because clearly she wasn't wearing panties.

She always walks around with her friend some older ugly looking zombie woman prob in her 60's.

The most distinguishing characteristic are her tattoos, she has a tattoo on her chest kinda like right in between her boobs and another on her face it's a tiny heart. Like right under her eye where "gangsters" normally get a tear drop, she has a heart there.

Does anyone know who this SW is? I can never catch her she might have demons but she has control because she's pretty sober when I see her but I know a SW when I see one and this is not a civilian anyone else ever see her?