Massage Parlor Reports

[MacNCheese]

Her service is one of a kind, and I'm happy to pay for it.

I'm sure she's happy to do fewer sessions and still come out ahead as long as you whales are willing to pay. I failed to successfully schedule anything with her before she raised her rates, but I'm not willing to try anymore at this point. As the other monger said, might as well get a nice legit massage followed by a FS kgirl session for the same price.

[RTDriver]

A while back I had this nightmare. I went to a LMP on Katella near Euclid in Anaheim.

Saw the listing on BP and texted the 3428 #. Openings were immediately available. So I headed over.

They are located in a blue two story office building. The suite is on the second floor. The office building looked kinda run down. There was an apartment complex next door that could also do with some cosmetic maintenance.

I park. Hide my wallet, keys, and personal cell and take only cash, car key, and my burner cell with me. I look around and triple check to make sure the car doors are locked and the alarm is on.

I find the stairs and head up looking for the second floor suite #. I knock and an older over weight Latina woman opens the door. She had no makeup, gray hair and looked like your average cleaning lady.

I ask if she is the one giving the massage. Because if she is. Then its: perdon. Gracias pero no gracias. Adios.

She laughs and shakes her head no no. If only she know how often and how badly the c-orgs have pulled the bait and switch on me she wouldn't be laughing.

She collects 60 for hhr and leads me to a room. She asks what kind of girl I want? I answer someone with big breasts while raising my hands and putting them out half a foot in front of my chest just to make sure she understands. She smiles and says OK and closes the door.

Even though this is my first time here, I strip completely naked and sit waiting on the massage table. I know it's stupid in case you need to dash but at my age, my legs don't dash anymore. There's no point being prepared to run when most people can out run me. I prefer to use that fight or flee energy to mitigate whatever crisis or misery that is about to happen.

Also getting completely naked and not covering anything up to greet a new masseuse is my way of letting her know I am not LEO.

After what felt like forever, this chubby Latina chick comes in. She looks to be in her early to mid 30's. Late 30's at the oldest.

Her face is kinda cute. She is wearing a tight outfit showing off the top of what look like c cups.

She quotes me 160 for CFS. It was late. I was horny. She was kinda chubby but I really wanted to see and feel her boobs and have that pretty face on my cock so without any negotiating I just gave her my 160.

She left with my 160 for what again seemed like forever.

While waiting I mule over how 220 for hhr of CFS at a LMP is not a good value. But the visit gets worse.

Eventually she returns and starts to undress.

I don't mind thick bigger women but they have to be curvy in the right places to be sexy. When this chick unbuttoned her outfit to let her boobs loose she was just chubby with no figure.

Her boobs which looked so good in that buttoned up tight outfit were disappointing also. Instead of beautifully shaped full c cups I got flabby unremarkable B-C cups. The reveal brought her down to a 3-4.

As I lay there on the table trying to hide my disappointment I thought about Melissa Mccarthy when she was on Mike and Molly. Molly's face was always beautiful on that show but I could tell under all that cuteness. Molly had no figure. It was all just unshaped body fat. Same thing here and this chick did not look anywhere near as cute as Melissa Mccarthy.

Next thing I know she put a condom on me and started sucking. It was only a minute or two but she felt I was hard enough to penetrate so she climbed on top of me for cowgirl. I fondled and squeezed her unremarkable breasts as she bounced up and down but I was losing interest and softening.

I asked if I could be on top and we switched positions to missionary.

I started thrusting but wasn't pleased by the view. As she lay there on her back. Her natural unremarkable B-C cups just blended and disappeared back into the rest of the fat on her torso and I was losing my wood.

As I try to squeeze the fat on her chest into the shape of a boob that might turn me on, she says I need to hurry up.

I ask her if she is OK. And she says yes. She is OK but I need to hurry up because my time is running out.

So I tried humping harder but just gave up after she reminded me the 2nd or 3rd time that I needed to hurry up. Total time fellatio and coitus was probably less then 7 minutes.

Even if I had been able to cum.

This would still have been a rushed and disappointing nightmare.

I have never repeated.

I do Not recommend.

Avoid this place. In fact unless you see a Salma Hayek or Ruri Saijo doppelganger avoid any place that quotes you a house fee of 60 for hhr. Because the menu for the HJ, BJ, or FS will be over priced as well.

Be gentle men.

[AsianPussy]

She is expensive, but not overpriced. When I want FS, I get FS, when I want the very unique service that Krystal provides, I go see her. Those are very different things.

I've never ever had a massage experience like Krystal's elsewhere and trust me, I've tried a lot of different girls looking for an alternative. Her service is one of a kind, and I'm happy to pay for it.

Krystal was expensive before but now she's over priced in my opinion. I can get FS from an equally attractive provider and then go get an hour great massage at another AMP for less. And maybe more. Oh well. Supply and demand I guess. I wish her the best.

[Slammer6008]

Probably need to study a little more on how presidents correspond to money. A Jackson be a 20.

Maybe it's a Jesse Jackson note?

[YellowFinTuna]

Apparently Krystal has raised her rates. It's now $265/ hour ($65 to the front desk, $200 to her).

Krystal was expensive before but now she's over priced in my opinion. I can get FS from an equally attractive provider and then go get an hour great massage at another AMP for less. And maybe more. Oh well. Supply and demand I guess. I wish her the best.

[Rosco Rules]

Are you saying you paid 200 for HE?? Why is she asking for 300? What in the world. And I assume you mean HE=HJ.

Probably need to study a little more on how presidents correspond to money. A Jackson be a 20.

[TWill182]

Are you saying you paid 200 for HE?? Why is she asking for 300? What in the world. And I assume you mean HE=HJ.

Each Jackson is 20.

[Dijaju]

Are you saying you paid 200 for HE?? Why is she asking for 300? What in the world. And I assume you mean HE=HJ.

Jackson is on the 20. Ben Franklin is 100.

[RBFSyndrome]

Stopped by Le Palace by Bristol today. Was driving on the 91 and was thinking of exiting off Tustin to randomly hit up one of the many MP there but somehow ended up here. Walked in and was greeted by Asian girl with short blonde hair and a short skirt. Looked like she was in her 30's. Asked me to wash my hands and pointed to the bathroom straight ahead. Needed to take a piss anyways so walked right in. Once out she was standing by the door and pointed me to my room. Got undressed and laid face down she came in. First time being buzzed at a MP so just laid there and she stared massaging. Her massage was very good hard just how I like it. Didn't say a word which I also like. I don't like the small talk or long talk for that matter. Applied good pressure for about 20 minutes on my back and shoulders her legs felt really good and even sat on my back and grinded her kitty on my back. Then asked me to flip. That's when she asked if I had been there before which I said no (lie) she giggled and asked if that's why I was nervous I laughed and said she seemed to be the nervous one. She proceeded with the front rub and asked if I wanted a HJ or FS. Let her know I was there for a HE and she got to work. Not jackhammer she took her time let me feel her up. Asked for 3 Jackson's but let her know I only had 2. Overall good experience but she's not a looker. Her massage and efforts are A+ but still had me questioning if I would have had a better experience if I had got off on Tustin Ave.

Are you saying you paid 200 for HE?? Why is she asking for 300? What in the world. And I assume you mean HE=HJ.

[HungryForMeals]

Mongers thanks for the data on fair in Costa Mesa. I went down for a visit.

Walked in the compound right when they open up, which might have been a mistake because all the selection did not come in yet. Anyways walked into 117 on the right. Saw two providers. 1 chubby, 1 spinner type in there 30's, the chubby came up to me and asked how long, I immediately asked if the girl was going to be the spinner. Chubby said yes, I said hhr, she said 4. The spinner said something in Chinese with a little bit of annoyance in her face.

Went to the room, the chubby showed up and said sorry and acted as if she was providing, she said spinner was not available. Maybe I am too ugly for spinners taste. Immediately told chubby I want my money back. Then she said ahhhhhh hold on, walked out, 5 min later spinner walked in, pretended to be nice.

Spinner said her name was Jenny. She started a super half ass massage, 1 minute later she says flip and said what do you want, she offered FS I asked about BBBJ she said no only CBJ for 10, and FS for 16. I told her I am quick, so we settled for 14, I am sure I could get 10 or 12. Spinner is hot for mid-30's, fake boobs, botox face. If you want something hot and heartless then Jenny works out.

When I walked out I walked by a really cute spinner late 20's or early 30's walk into 113, saw her face since she is not wearing a mask. Might go to 113 to see that girl!

The next bit of information is a provider that few know about, the location is in Laguna Niguel, the place is Belle. I have seen the provider, she is in her early 40's, petite, ok face, big tits no ass veit. Her name is K or Kay, what's great about her is she gives amazing massages, with hot stone, steps on your back everything. But she also does HE, BBBJ no FS though. If you ask she will do the deed first then massage and then another deed if you have it in you. Door is 6, if you want to do a double its 20, I have gotten as low as 16 and 18 but I have seen her a few time. It's worth the visit.

Keep passing the Intel please! Oh yeah when I walked to fair dudes were hanging out on the stairs and inside court yard, kind of weird and annoying.

[Slammer6008]

Its been awhile, and wasnt sure if suzanne was still there. Called and asked, and she is still there. Same service, BBBJCIM, fun times as before. Not much of a massage, and really isn't a looker, but cute enough. One change was asking for donation up front.

Is there any other ones to recommend?

[Doggiefun29]

Its been awhile, and wasnt sure if suzanne was still there. Called and asked, and she is still there. Same service, BBBJCIM, fun times as before. Not much of a massage, and really isn't a looker, but cute enough. One change was asking for donation up front.

[Mr Plumber]

Apparently Krystal has raised her rates. It's now $265/ hour ($65 to the front desk, $200 to her).

Because I've been considering giving her a whirl. Not any more. Too many other higher-mileage experiences. She is attractive and her Instagram photos are pretty epic but. In the end. She's just a HJ.

[ZzzBoy14]

Yea when Krystal told me about the hike up of her rates.

I was thinking well she might lose some regulars, or they won't be see her a much.

I've seen her 4 times now. I'm definitely tired of her. Didn't even have a strong stiffy the last time because there isn't anything crazy about her body. Her massage is good for sure, but I would much rather get a regular Asian massage and HJ from a chunky MILF or something for much less money. But, I think her 45 min massage at 200 is still worth it.

[DeeNewGuy]

Stopped by Le Palace by Bristol today. Was driving on the 91 and was thinking of exiting off Tustin to randomly hit up one of the many MP there but somehow ended up here. Walked in and was greeted by Asian girl with short blonde hair and a short skirt. Looked like she was in her 30's. Asked me to wash my hands and pointed to the bathroom straight ahead. Needed to take a piss anyways so walked right in. Once out she was standing by the door and pointed me to my room. Got undressed and laid face down she came in. First time being buzzed at a MP so just laid there and she stared massaging. Her massage was very good hard just how I like it. Didn't say a word which I also like. I don't like the small talk or long talk for that matter. Applied good pressure for about 20 minutes on my back and shoulders her legs felt really good and even sat on my back and grinded her kitty on my back. Then asked me to flip. That's when she asked if I had been there before which I said no (lie) she giggled and asked if that's why I was nervous I laughed and said she seemed to be the nervous one. She proceeded with the front rub and asked if I wanted a HJ or FS. Let her know I was there for a HE and she got to work. Not jackhammer she took her time let me feel her up. Asked for 3 Jackson's but let her know I only had 2. Overall good experience but she's not a looker. Her massage and efforts are A+ but still had me questioning if I would have had a better experience if I had got off on Tustin Ave.