Massage Parlor Reports

[Dugglc]

Made my usual visit to Milk today to see Yumi. Just can't get enough of that girl. When I told Kiko I wanted Yumi today she says Yumi your girlfriend? LOL I wish. No Yumi is just my favorite. Went through the normal routine. Great as usual, with a nice massage at the end. When my time was up Kiko came in the room and says you should just make Yumi your girlfriend and save some money LOL. I told her that's ok I have money. I haven't worked in 10 years. She says how have you not worked in 10 years LOL. Tried explaining that I owned my own company for 25 years and decided it was time to retire and enjoy life, but not sure she understood what I was telling her. On the way out she said how you stay so skinny? You only eat 1 meal a day to save money to come here? (LOL) No I eat 3 meals a day I'm just skinny, have been all my life. I don't need to save up to come visit. If I didn't live an hour away I would come every day. Anyway left there and headed home. As I was driving through Apopka I messaged Aubrey to take her to lunch but no response. As soon as I sat down at home I get a response, so I head back to Apopka to see her. Had another great time including a nice soapy shower to clean up after our activities. Left my house at 8 this mourning and just got home at 3. I am completely drained, but I like it.

[Handsome9989]

Brazilians. Latinas beautiful yet at BO. Everything covered and never had a good experience. YMMV.

Oh ok. In that case try Luxa. I have tried and it was nice.

[MarcAlec]

Thanks. I love Latina and Brazilian. Do you recommend that place?? Safe? Appreciate.

Brazilians. Latinas beautiful yet at BO. Everything covered and never had a good experience. YMMV.

[Member #6641]

Thanks. I love Latina and Brazilian. Do you recommend that place?? Safe? Appreciate.

I used to think it was good but to be honest last time sucked Latina complaining about house fee and a lot of rules total turn off I can't remember her name sorry.

[Handsome9989]

BO is Blue Ocean. It is on E Colonial Drive. Providers are Colombian, Latina, Brazilian and White.

Thanks. I love Latina and Brazilian. Do you recommend that place?? Safe? Appreciate.

[Bjceb]

This crap goes on all the time at AMPs. I can't count how many times gals have changed their names or pretended to be the other gal and then act like the language issue is the reason for the screw up.

Walk every time. And if you get an attitude from the gal, always walk, it is not going to get better once your in the room.

Stay safe and have fun!

Called Healthy Land Spa to see if Amy was working. The girl answered and I asked who was working and she she acted like she didn't understand me, I could tell it was Alice. She then asked me who I wanted and I asked if Amy was working and she said yes. I make my way over there and when I walk in I'm greeted by Alice, I ask for Amy and she says she's not there "I give good massage". I told Alice that I just called and you told me Amy was working, Alice then tells me Amy is out shopping "I give you good massage, you'll see". I told Alice that I had her last time and I was there to see Amy, then I left. Next time if Alice pulls that bs again I'll ask for 1/2 hr with her and not leave her a tip because she's wasted my time twice so far. Or better yet, if Amy is "out shopping" I'll sit in the lobby and wait for her to come back, LOL.

[Horn Dog Too]

Is four hand massage a thing if so where would you guys recommend? Birthday is coming up and want to treat myself to a good time.

4 hand is 4 sure a thing!! I've had some excellent ones. If you want the AMP experience, take your local mongers advice. Seems like it costs a lot. Or you can drive on up to Deland and meet Steph and Riley. Value for two all American women who will make your birthday special.

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[Barcawala]

So a total of $2. 2?

$. 8 Paid at the desk and $1. 4 handed to the girl?

All upfront?

No, only the house up front, the rest after the massage.

Yes, 2. 2 total.

[KingOfNj]

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[HOD415]

Called Healthy Land Spa to see if Amy was working. The girl answered and I asked who was working and she she acted like she didn't understand me, I could tell it was Alice. She then asked me who I wanted and I asked if Amy was working and she said yes. I make my way over there and when I walk in I'm greeted by Alice, I ask for Amy and she says she's not there "I give good massage". I told Alice that I just called and you told me Amy was working, Alice then tells me Amy is out shopping "I give you good massage, you'll see". I told Alice that I had her last time and I was there to see Amy, then I left. Next time if Alice pulls that bs again I'll ask for 1/2 hr with her and not leave her a tip because she's wasted my time twice so far. Or better yet, if Amy is "out shopping" I'll sit in the lobby and wait for her to come back, LOL.

[JDick]

Is four hand massage a thing if so where would you guys recommend? Birthday is coming up and want to treat myself to a good time.

I would not recommend it. Done it twice hoping the next time would be better than the last but both were disappointing. Maybe 10 minutes total with both girls. One always in and out of the room. If you never tried it, go early so they are not busy and skip the table shower so you get the full time. Keep them busy so it is hard for them to leave. Hard to leave with a dick in you LOL. Have fun.

[WayneAshley380]

I can confirm that pussy renovation surgery is common in Thailand, perhaps the same in other parts of Asia. Thai ladies with puffy or droopy pussies feel self conscious about them. The surgery comes in 3 forms of which I'm aware. First, is to reduce the puffy lips. Second, is to shorten the "long droopy lip" look. Third, is to tighten the inside for a firmer feel. I've had related discussions with a few ladies in Thailand, they want pussies that look very young. My buddy had a 1-month holiday girlfriend in Thailand who asked for money to have such surgery performed prior to their next holiday together.

Having performed detailed pussy inspections of many Orlando AMP girls, I suspect that some of them have had these surgeries.

I can confirm that it is largely genetics.

But, Asian is actually not an all encompassing term.

There are many differences between the different ethnicities as there is in white and hispanic.

There are also as many differences between individuals.

Just like not all White guys have small dicks and not all Black guys are big, not all Asians have "polite pussy" some actually have roast beef.

[SC James]

You really want a bday treat. Skip the AMPs and go see Avalon and Berlin, you will thank me later.

You will enjoy the experience immensely and it will be seared into your mind forever!

[WayneAshley380]

House. 8 and tip $. 4 for the hour. Pay at the desk .8 and 1.4 in the room. Never had to donate more than that at this spa.

So a total of $2. 2?

$. 8 Paid at the desk and $1. 4 handed to the girl?

All upfront?

[Barcawala]

What's the protocol here.

Do you make arrangements and pay at the desk or is it tip as you go?

House. 8 and tip $. 4 for the hour. Pay at the desk .8 and 1.4 in the room. Never had to donate more than that at this spa.