Strip Club Reports

[CoronaLime]

Fantasy at Pandoras is on tna.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?391702-KayTheFinest

[DeezNutz17]

I was out at Pandoras yesterday afternoon and there were only four dancers: trinity, Martina, Luna, and someone starting with a B. Then Simone came later. But then there were these two new girls who came in like at 2 and I stayed thinking their shift started at 3 but even at 3:30 they weren't out yet. Before I left I spoke to Martina and she said that ever since Dancing Bare closed, a lot those dancers piled into Pandora's and is now working there. Anyone ever spent some time with these new girls? The two I was talking about were distinctly different then the typical Pandora girl. They were thin, tatt'd, and edgy. Pretty hot. I am hoping they are Monse-service level friendly.

I popped in on the day shift mid-week between 2-5. Suprisingly lots of ladies. I met Simone. I'd describe her as a blasian / Naomi Osaka look-alike (half AA/Hlf Asian) with a great body. Slim waist, nice firm bubble, small but perky boobs...The AA part went to her ass and the Aian part was in that face LMAO. I Did a dance with her and it was meh ($40). She looks the part and that's about it. Cool to talk to but almost seems out of place as a got a good girl not very sexual vibe. IMO a good stripper has to be able to tease and mind fuck me and I didn't find that during my visit earlier this week.

Most ladies approached me but for the most part nobody stood out from the crowd. I saw Monse and in the past got a HJ during a dance with her. I'm not interested in fucking in a strip joint so that sorta thing is off the table for me. I'm usually cool with the possibilty of a HJ from a sexy lady that appeals to me but while there was a few that looked really good (I. E. Simone etc) they mostly lacked in the sex appeal department. The one AA dancer Entyce sorta scared me as she just kept hounding me for a dance then seemingly trying to have me tell her she's not my type. She's not but I wasn't trying to share that information or have any discussion beyond a cordial no thank you. I will say this tho. Entyce told me all the shit she would do and let me do if she if I did a dance with her and it was pretty explicit. I'm just not into chicks with weaves. Not my thang.

Overall tho Pandora had potential. I simply think I just wasn't that into it or maybe I just didn't meet the right lady during my few hours on site.

[GangBangLeader]

Does anyone know what happened to Samba?

I was getting bbgreek every week. She offered take out.

Then boom, she is gone.

I would like her number if anyone has it. It has beenhard to find bb greek.

[Farquar2]

I understand we all have our fetishes. Some really like giant asses, and fat women. Not me. I probably couldn't get it up with a fat woman if you gave me a bottle of viagra. If I go to a FS AMP and the provider is overweight, I already know how it's going to go, so I ask for someone else, or I walk right out.

So.

What's with all the overweight strippers post-covid?

I have ventured out a couple of times to check out the scene at the various local strip joints. Not impressed. Fatties galore. I don't understand how so many women who do this for a living have allowed themselves to get fat. I spent a lot of time in TX and FL and the strippers there are incredibly fit AND beautiful. Especially the Cubans --The sexiest and horniest women on the planet!

I keep myself in good shape, I don't understand why so many of the strippers in WA don't do the same.

Here in Washington State, money seems to drive strip club owners' hiring decisions. Basically, they seem to be willing to hire any girl who walks in their door asking for a job as a stripper, regardless of her figure type, and other physical characteristics. All the clubs here collect a high house fee from each dancer. I think most clubs are around $120. - $140. Per shift. (I know Kittens is only around $60, which is why there's an overpopulation of strippers there.) The owners only care about collecting that fee each time a dancer walks in for her shift.

I'm from California prior to 2006. I recall that the clubs there charge a low house fee, but also take a cut of every single dance a stripper gives. It's a much different business model there.

Any other observations / opinions?

[Farquar2]

Went Saturday night. Even though VIP rooms' prices are so expensive, people just kept popping in. Crazy.

By the above quote, for "people," did you mean customers or dancers?

[Italian Steel]

I understand we all have our fetishes. Some really like giant asses, and fat women. Not me. I probably couldn't get it up with a fat woman if you gave me a bottle of viagra. If I go to a FS AMP and the provider is overweight, I already know how it's going to go, so I ask for someone else, or I walk right out.

So.

What's with all the overweight strippers post-covid?

I have ventured out a couple of times to check out the scene at the various local strip joints. Not impressed. Fatties galore. I don't understand how so many women who do this for a living have allowed themselves to get fat. I spent a lot of time in TX and FL and the strippers there are incredibly fit AND beautiful. Especially the Cubans --The sexiest and horniest women on the planet!

I keep myself in good shape, I don't understand why so many of the strippers in WA don't do the same.

[JustDc]

Went Saturday night. Even though VIP rooms' prices are so expensive, people just kept popping in. Crazy.

[JSnake921]

I never thought of the Dancing Bare as a place that had many strippers. Last time I went there they had one girl working, and she was about 7 months pregnant. Most new girls I've seen at Pandora's came from Kittens. I saw that the Playground is extending their hours, so there's more girls there too. Maybe the graduation class finally got their dancers licenses.

I'll stop by again once I return from my business trip. Wednesday.

[KorbenDallas]

Bored and horny so I headed into Pandora's Saturday afternoon. Things may be picking up dancer-wise because there were at least six and even the waitress couldn't keep them straight. Monse, Diamond (yes she is back and looks good! Niko, Barbie (very petite athletic black dancer), Trinity (reeked of cigarettes but nice), Luna (a blast from the Centerfolds / Sands past), and one dancer whose name I never did catch.

Luna remembered me from back in the day so off we went to the back. Luna has GREAT tits, loves to fuck (CFS), and loves to have her pussy played with. No negotiations, I just gifted her 160 and a little bag of my seed. If Luna likes you it's fun but I've heard other stories. She's gained a few pounds but those mammaries kill me.

I only saw Barbie after my dances with Luna but she is tight and petite. I'd love to know more about her.

[Anony]

I was out at Pandoras yesterday afternoon and there were only four dancers: trinity, Martina, Luna, and someone starting with a B. Then Simone came later. But then there were these two new girls who came in like at 2 and I stayed thinking their shift started at 3 but even at 3:30 they weren't out yet. Before I left I spoke to Martina and she said that ever since Dancing Bare closed, a lot those dancers piled into Pandora's and is now working there. Anyone ever spent some time with these new girls? The two I was talking about were distinctly different then the typical Pandora girl. They were thin, tatt'd, and edgy. Pretty hot. I am hoping they are Monse-service level friendly.

I never thought of the Dancing Bare as a place that had many strippers. Last time I went there they had one girl working, and she was about 7 months pregnant. Most new girls I've seen at Pandora's came from Kittens. I saw that the Playground is extending their hours, so there's more girls there too. Maybe the graduation class finally got their dancers licenses.

[SkyJock]

I was out at Pandoras yesterday afternoon and there were only four dancers: trinity, Martina, Luna, and someone starting with a B. Then Simone came later. But then there were these two new girls who came in like at 2 and I stayed thinking their shift started at 3 but even at 3:30 they weren't out yet. Before I left I spoke to Martina and she said that ever since Dancing Bare closed, a lot those dancers piled into Pandora's and is now working there. Anyone ever spent some time with these new girls? The two I was talking about were distinctly different then the typical Pandora girl. They were thin, tatt'd, and edgy. Pretty hot. I am hoping they are Monse-service level friendly.

Quote: "a lot of those dancers piled into Pandora's" There are no "dancers" from Dancing Bare. Seems like for the last year or more, there has been one girl working there. Don't know her name, but I heard that she would come out, take you into the back and "service" you, then go back into her cave. Heard she was old, chubby and not so hot. I think it was the porn shop that kept that business afloat. Now, I was in there once a few yrs back, so this is not first hand knowledge. But I read reviews of the place and they are all pretty consistent.

[JSnake921]

I was out at Pandoras yesterday afternoon and there were only four dancers: trinity, Martina, Luna, and someone starting with a B. Then Simone came later. But then there were these two new girls who came in like at 2 and I stayed thinking their shift started at 3 but even at 3:30 they weren't out yet. Before I left I spoke to Martina and she said that ever since Dancing Bare closed, a lot those dancers piled into Pandora's and is now working there. Anyone ever spent some time with these new girls? The two I was talking about were distinctly different then the typical Pandora girl. They were thin, tatt'd, and edgy. Pretty hot. I am hoping they are Monse-service level friendly.

[Anony]

Cameras: it's been rumored before but I tend to disbelieve. I'm on good terms with a few of the Pandora's ladies and will inquire. Agree with Skyjock the management is under no illusions about activities in the VIP rooms or for that matter in the open lap dance area.

I asked a dancer about the cameras like a month ago, and she told me they weren't working. I guess they're set up now? I wonder if it's like a city code thing.

[Farquar2]

WTF! Cameras?

They know damn well exactly what goes on in there. They decided to take advantage of it by putting in the private rooms, and cash in on it. Now they kick girls out for doing what was expected?

Makes zero sense.

I was given a tour / explanation of the private rooms by a dancer. She specifically pointed out the camera, but said that she doesn't think the management really looks at them.

[EddyWhtwtr]

WTF! Cameras?

They know damn well exactly what goes on in there. They decided to take advantage of it by putting in the private rooms, and cash in on it. Now they kick girls out for doing what was expected?

Makes zero sense.

Cameras: it's been rumored before but I tend to disbelieve. I'm on good terms with a few of the Pandora's ladies and will inquire. Agree with Skyjock the management is under no illusions about activities in the VIP rooms or for that matter in the open lap dance area.