Rants and Raves plus Stupid Shit

**Visionary11** · 09-08-21 17:54

Originally Posted by AquaLung1987 [View Original Post]

That wasn't band camp. That was a highschool theater camp, I attended when I was 14 (August 2001), held at the Lakeridge Farm Recreation Center (now Buckley Farm) on Rt. 50 in Burnt Hills. I got kicked out of the camp, because a girl I liked rejected me, So I tried to grab her face and kiss her. Then I was lying on the floor crying "I want a girlfriend " as the other teens literally walked over me. It was so bad that if social media and video phones had been around in 2001, I would have gone viral. I was probably the talk of the town with all the kids when they went back to school a few weeks later, but soon forgotten when 9/11 happened. Now twenty years later, I still want a girlfriend and haven't accomplished my goals. But now in a monger like the rest of you.

The band camp reference is from the movie American pie.

**I am also obsessed with Jada ignore my posts** · 09-08-21 12:17

Originally Posted by LokiPk [View Original Post]

You are by far the dumbest motherfucker I have ever seen on any hooker board ever.

Are you going to tell us about your prom date next? Or that one time, at band camp?

Oh my fucking God!

PK.

That wasn't band camp. That was a highschool theater camp, I attended when I was 14 (August 2001), held at the Lakeridge Farm Recreation Center (now Buckley Farm) on Rt. 50 in Burnt Hills. I got kicked out of the camp, because a girl I liked rejected me, So I tried to grab her face and kiss her. Then I was lying on the floor crying "I want a girlfriend " as the other teens literally walked over me. It was so bad that if social media and video phones had been around in 2001, I would have gone viral. I was probably the talk of the town with all the kids when they went back to school a few weeks later, but soon forgotten when 9/11 happened. Now twenty years later, I still want a girlfriend and haven't accomplished my goals. But now in a monger like the rest of you.

**Loki Pk** · 09-07-21 23:39

You are by far the dumbest motherfucker I have ever seen on any hooker board ever.

Are you going to tell us about your prom date next? Or that one time, at band camp?

Oh my fucking God!

PK.

Originally Posted by AquaLung1987 [View Original Post]

Hey you all remember the story of that girl last summer (August 22,2020) I hooked up with on Sylvan Beach. Just before sunset, she approached me, a complete stranger, then after 5 minutes was making out with me in the water and tried to have sex with me right in the water. But I couldn't do it there because I was afraid people were around, so we went to her nearby apartment and did 2 rounds of BBFS and had the best night in my life, we hung out and danced naked together etc. Then I gave her my number and she never called. And it was her 39th birthday, last year when this happened.

Anyways, a few weeks ago, I decided to return to the exact same spot, exactly one year later on August 22 at the exact time to see if she returned for her 40th birthday. I swam as I watched the sunlight turn to stars and nobody else came by. In other words, no she did not come, but I was not surprised. But I decided to try again a second time. Last Monday I had gone to the NYS Fair in Syracuse and on the way home decided to stop at Sylvan Beach since it was on the way. I came to the beach and saw this married couple outside on their yard having a bond fire, one house over from the beach. I approached them and asked if they knew their neighbors. They said, "its a community, so mostly everyone knows each other" I asked if they knew Laciee (girl at beach) and they told me that she just got evicted from her apartment one week earlier (around the time of her birthday) and now someone across town took her in. So that means she had been staying at the same place, I hooked up with, this entire time. I asked if she comes to this spot, they told me every now and then. I then explained how I hooked up with her and wanted to make sure she didn't have any kids. The husband told me, "yeah she has a 3 month old". I panicked at first, but then he laughed saying that he got me, he was joking and no she doesn't have any kids. That reassured me that I did not get her pregnant that night we hooked up last year. I again swam as the sun set and turned to night and no she did not come by.

From what I gathered, it sounds like the girl at the beach is a hit or miss situation. You might run into her at the beach, but I wouldn't count on it. Definitely not worth the drive out there all the time for the small hopes of seeing her. Maybe once or twice a summer, like what I do and be like hey maybe, small chance, but don't count on it. As far as her being a UTR, I have no idea, I do not know if she hooks with guys like she did me. I will try again Summer 2022.

**I am also obsessed with Jada ignore my posts** · 09-07-21 20:55

Hey you all remember the story of that girl last summer (August 22,2020) I hooked up with on Sylvan Beach. Just before sunset, she approached me, a complete stranger, then after 5 minutes was making out with me in the water and tried to have sex with me right in the water. But I couldn't do it there because I was afraid people were around, so we went to her nearby apartment and did 2 rounds of BBFS and had the best night in my life, we hung out and danced naked together etc. Then I gave her my number and she never called. And it was her 39th birthday, last year when this happened.

Anyways, a few weeks ago, I decided to return to the exact same spot, exactly one year later on August 22 at the exact time to see if she returned for her 40th birthday. I swam as I watched the sunlight turn to stars and nobody else came by. In other words, no she did not come, but I was not surprised. But I decided to try again a second time. Last Monday I had gone to the NYS Fair in Syracuse and on the way home decided to stop at Sylvan Beach since it was on the way. I came to the beach and saw this married couple outside on their yard having a bond fire, one house over from the beach. I approached them and asked if they knew their neighbors. They said, "its a community, so mostly everyone knows each other" I asked if they knew Laciee (girl at beach) and they told me that she just got evicted from her apartment one week earlier (around the time of her birthday) and now someone across town took her in. So that means she had been staying at the same place, I hooked up with, this entire time. I asked if she comes to this spot, they told me every now and then. I then explained how I hooked up with her and wanted to make sure she didn't have any kids. The husband told me, "yeah she has a 3 month old". I panicked at first, but then he laughed saying that he got me, he was joking and no she doesn't have any kids. That reassured me that I did not get her pregnant that night we hooked up last year. I again swam as the sun set and turned to night and no she did not come by.

From what I gathered, it sounds like the girl at the beach is a hit or miss situation. You might run into her at the beach, but I wouldn't count on it. Definitely not worth the drive out there all the time for the small hopes of seeing her. Maybe once or twice a summer, like what I do and be like hey maybe, small chance, but don't count on it. As far as her being a UTR, I have no idea, I do not know if she hooks with guys like she did me. I will try again Summer 2022.

**TooTorrid** · 07-30-21 22:26

Originally Posted by Hobbist9 [View Original Post]

Jesus Christ dude obsess much. LMFAO You seem to be so personally butt hurt. Get the fuck over it.

I am over it-now that your comments have been moved to "stupid shit" where they belong.

Now YOU get over it!

**Hobbist9** · 07-30-21 19:01

Originally Posted by TooTorrid [View Original Post]

I searched for it but could not find this whole "you got to give to get" any where in the rules of these forums. I must have missed something.

Again-I most sincerely apologize.

Jesus Christ dude obsess much. LMFAO You seem to be so personally butt hurt. Get the fuck over it.

**TooTorrid** · 07-29-21 23:05

Originally Posted by Hobbist9 [View Original Post]

I believe you should contribute before asking for help. If you don't agree, tough shit. That's how I feel.

I searched for it but could not find this whole "you got to give to get" any where in the rules of these forums. I must have missed something.

Again-I most sincerely apologize.

**TooTorrid** · 07-29-21 21:28

Originally Posted by Hobbist9 [View Original Post]

I believe you should contribute before asking for help. If you don't agree, tough shit. That's how I feel.

And risk chasing them away by making them feel unwelcome? Why?

I thought A2 had already determined that this was an unwise course of action?

**Hobbist9** · 07-29-21 21:22

Originally Posted by TooTorrid [View Original Post]

I most sincerely apologize to you if I am mistaken-but is it not OK for a newbie to ask questions?

I believe you should contribute before asking for help. If you don't agree, tough shit. That's how I feel.

**TooTorrid** · 07-29-21 18:01

Originally Posted by Hobbist9 [View Original Post]

This guy's first post is asking for help, go TOFTT and report back if you want info.

I most sincerely apologize to you if I am mistaken-but is it not OK for a newbie to ask questions?

**Hobbist9** · 07-29-21 16:49

Originally Posted by Scoot642 [View Original Post]

Hobby have you done a review on her? If so love to see it first.

This guy's first post is asking for help, go TOFTT and report back if you want info.

**TooTorrid** · 07-17-21 10:32

Originally Posted by TooTorrid [View Original Post]

You can give her number to those guys begging to see her tits. Let them spend the money to see and feel-same as you did! Then, like you said, they can leave you alone about it.

Fair is fair!

One day you might change your mind and finally allow viewing of the tits. What did you pay-$10.00 for the privilege to videotape her? Pick a safe neutral location somewhere in the District. , have those clamoring for a view meet you there and charge them $10.00 a head for a peek. Let the first one who demanded to see be the first in line to pay his own way. Should you change your mind you might as well make something on the deal.

Fair is fair!

**TooTorrid** · 07-16-21 22:12

Originally Posted by ExcitedNewbie [View Original Post]

Message me for her number.

You can give her number to those guys begging to see her tits. Let them spend the money to see and feel-same as you did! Then, like you said, they can leave you alone about it.