Massage Parlor Reports

**Big In Japan** · 07-25-21 20:14

I was running some errands in the Conway area the other day when I found myself with a little bit of time to kill. So I decided to hit up Curry Ford Massage. It had been a long time, since before the covid hit actually, so I was curious as to how things were going there. I showed up and a plain late 30's / early 40's Asian lady answered. This wasn't the MMS I'd met before. This lady was thin, no boobs, no butt, long straight black hair. Face was alright I guess. After I gave her 70 for an hour, she took me back to the room where I got comfortable. I was sitting at the edge of the table with a towel on when she walked in and told me to lay facedown. I was feeling kind of grungy after running my errands, so I asked for the table shower. Besides, I figured she would prefer to have a clean slate to work with, so to speak. However, she gave me this "does not compute" look for a moment before finally agreeing to it.

As you all may know, the shower is a good indicator of how things are going to go in the session, and this was no exception. It was the most mechanical, uninspired table shower that I've ever had. Totally ignored my backside, junior and the boys. Then in the room, strictly legit. The massage was decent but she kept me covered the entire time, being careful to reposition the sheet should any naughty bits threaten to get exposed. Moreover, she was just so plain in looks and personality that I didn't even have any desire to cop a feel or even try to get a handy out of this one. Adding insult to injury, from the moment I first stepped into the room to change until she said "time over", she only gave me 45 minutes of the hour I paid for.

I got changed and on the way out I asked to speak to the manager. Then she pulled the old "Sorry, no English" bit and I was like ok, fine. Didn't even look back or leave a tip.

Aside from the decent massage, the session was surprisingly disappointing. I don't think I'll be back ever again. Oh, I didn't get her name. However, it doesn't really matter because even if I did, as soon as they'd read this review they'd just change her name anyway.

**KenAdams3141** · 07-25-21 18:06

On top of that, they have all developed GPS. But I guess basic economics is mostly to blame for that. I say let them all STARVE!!

Originally Posted by DieterBraun [View Original Post]

Great post, Ken. I have been exclusively an "escort guy" since the demise of PMC in Melbourne several years ago. You have made a convincing case for shifting my allegiances (and donations) to the local AMPs. Your description of the local independent escort crap shoot mirrors my recent experiences exactly, in fact I thought you were taking about me, LOL. For some reason, the quality, variety and professionalism of the local escort landscape has declined dramatically since COVID arrived. You make a great point; why endure the frustrations of texts that are not returned, long time regular providers who are now never available, bad coms, ghosting, and poor, half-hearted service, often times in sketchy surroundings, when we have places that are open until late at night, walk right in, and receive a warm greeting from attractive young women who are glad to see you and are excited to provide good service, which in some cases, based on what I read, reaches PSE level achievements.

**Dieter Braun** · 07-25-21 17:53

Great post, Ken. I have been exclusively an "escort guy" since the demise of PMC in Melbourne several years ago. You have made a convincing case for shifting my allegiances (and donations) to the local AMPs. Your description of the local independent escort crap shoot mirrors my recent experiences exactly, in fact I thought you were taking about me, LOL. For some reason, the quality, variety and professionalism of the local escort landscape has declined dramatically since COVID arrived. You make a great point; why endure the frustrations of texts that are not returned, long time regular providers who are now never available, bad coms, ghosting, and poor, half-hearted service, often times in sketchy surroundings, when we have places that are open until late at night, walk right in, and receive a warm greeting from attractive young women who are glad to see you and are excited to provide good service, which in some cases, based on what I read, reaches PSE level achievements.

Originally Posted by KenAdams3141 [View Original Post]

This is an appreciation post for the AMP's we have in Orlando. The most underrated aspect of hobbying at AMP's is the fact that they are ready when we are (for the most part). I can just drive to MM, NDS, King whenever I'm feeling frisky. I'm tired of waiting for independent providers to reply, waiting in the parking lot for 30 - 60 minutes. Most of the time the service isn't even worth it. To me my waisted time is more valuable then the money I'm giving them for services. Sorry, just letting out some steam.

**JoeyTess13** · 07-25-21 16:43

Originally Posted by KenAdams3141 [View Original Post]

This is an appreciation post for the AMP's we have in Orlando. The most underrated aspect of hobbying at AMP's is the fact that they are ready when we are (for the most part). I can just drive to MM, NDS, King whenever I'm feeling frisky. I'm tired of waiting for independent providers to reply, waiting in the parking lot for 30 - 60 minutes. Most of the time the service isn't even worth it. To me my waisted time is more valuable then the money I'm giving them for services. Sorry, just letting out some steam.

Agreed. I pay a bit more for AMPs for both convenience and for a well known and fairly consistent level of service. Orlando is great as far as options go. From on-cheap but have to hunt on the trail, to independent providers, to AMPs, to strip clubs. I'll get roasted for that last one, but if you have the money, they have advantages of convenience, atmosphere, drinking, partying, food, and multiple hours, plus many are open to some level of OTC / sugar baby outside the clubs. They'll drain your wallet dry, but it's a different quality of experience. More geared to a romantic interlude than the straight sex from most of the other options. Of course, there are many cities that have better / more interactive clubs than Orlando, and I'll sometime take the drive to Tampa / Clearwater, West Palm Beach, or even Miami.

**KenAdams3141** · 07-25-21 16:13

This is an appreciation post for the AMP's we have in Orlando. The most underrated aspect of hobbying at AMP's is the fact that they are ready when we are (for the most part). I can just drive to MM, NDS, King whenever I'm feeling frisky. I'm tired of waiting for independent providers to reply, waiting in the parking lot for 30 - 60 minutes. Most of the time the service isn't even worth it. To me my waisted time is more valuable then the money I'm giving them for services. Sorry, just letting out some steam.

**BigHeadJohn** · 07-25-21 15:38

Originally Posted by HeLikesEmBig [View Original Post]

I saw someone say Megan from BO had huge ones. If you think you have seen the biggest ones recently please let me know.

I think Yeni has the biggest breasts. DD cups size or may be DD+. I just saw her today.

**Dugglc** · 07-25-21 14:35

Originally Posted by Paradise508 [View Original Post]

If a lady doesn't want to rock and roll with you then take her at her word she may be trying to protect you! I have seen this play out more than once so think it through in its totality.

While Kiko is a rare beauty, and everyone wants a shot at her, she is only protecting you. She knows that she is just too busy with all of her duties as manager to give you the level of service that she expects you to receive. She can't get naked and play in the TS, and has to tend to the door also. I mean if I ever get the opportunity again, I will take it because she is just so amazing to look at, but I would go in knowing that she does have other responsibilities besides me. I would just skip the TS and start out licking her into a froth for about 15 or 20 minutes before spending the rest of my time in mish and maybe some lazy dog just enjoying the view.

**Bjceb** · 07-25-21 12:52

When mc first opened kiko walked me in and showed me around and the girls were all walking around naked. She brought me into the room to give me the details and I at the time didn't have time to play. She proceeded to show her body to entice me to come back. All I can say is wow. Never had the pleasure.

Originally Posted by Cook72 [View Original Post]

I think so. Not to take anything away from Kiko, she is beautiful for sure but I think several of the ladies are equal to or better looking than Kiko. That said if I had the opportunity with Kiko I would take it for sure, kind of the forbidden fruit now days so of course you want it. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and many guys on here remember kiko from years past, I didn't have that pleasure. I haven't had a ton of experience at MM yet but from what I have seen none of them are bad looking.

**Paradise508** · 07-25-21 12:17

Originally Posted by Cook72 [View Original Post]

I think so. Not to take anything away from Kiko, she is beautiful for sure but I think several of the ladies are equal to or better looking than Kiko. That said if I had the opportunity with Kiko I would take it for sure, kind of the forbidden fruit now days so of course you want it. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and many guys on here remember kiko from years past, I didn't have that pleasure. I haven't had a ton of experience at MM yet but from what I have seen none of them are bad looking.

If a lady doesn't want to rock and roll with you then take her at her word she may be trying to protect you! I have seen this play out more than once so think it through in its totality.

**Cook72** · 07-25-21 11:17

Originally Posted by Nienhull [View Original Post]

Are you legit saying that she's as / more attractive than Kiko? I live 3. 5 hours away but might have to make the trip. Can anyone else chime in that Yumi is actually that lovely before I jump in my car? Thank you for your review BTW.

I think so. Not to take anything away from Kiko, she is beautiful for sure but I think several of the ladies are equal to or better looking than Kiko. That said if I had the opportunity with Kiko I would take it for sure, kind of the forbidden fruit now days so of course you want it. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and many guys on here remember kiko from years past, I didn't have that pleasure. I haven't had a ton of experience at MM yet but from what I have seen none of them are bad looking.

**Jjgixxer** · 07-25-21 10:54

Originally Posted by Nudeed [View Original Post]

Tina at Star therapy in Casselberry, Jenny at Joy in Deltona.

For sure Tina gives a great massage. I have never seen Jenny at Joy. Any info on her age and looks? Is Jenny busty and natural?

**BigHeadJohn** · 07-25-21 10:43

I visited BO this morning and chose Yeni. Hot Brazilian woman with a very pretty face and a gorgeous body. She has big DD cups twins. May be DD+. She is super busty. I was very satisfied with her looks and services. She was amazing. Donation was $$.

I also saw Carolina in the line up. She looked young and hot too.

**HeLikesEmBig** · 07-25-21 10:35

I saw someone say Megan from BO had huge ones. If you think you have seen the biggest ones recently please let me know.

**Dugglc** · 07-25-21 09:19

Originally Posted by SpaceManFL18 [View Original Post]

Visiting in 2 weeks.

Milk is 30 minutes from hotel.

New Day Spa is 10 minutes from hotel.

What's worth it?

Also. Friday afternoon or Sunday afternoon?

I drive an hour each way every week to Milk. It's about 15 minutes closer to go to NDS, but Milk is always dependable. NDS is kinda hit or miss from my experience. You can get a full hr at NDS for 240 instead of the 200 for 45 at Milk, but at NDS the girls work the door so you still usually only get 45 minutes or less. At Milk the beautiful Kiko runs the door so you get their undivided attention for the full 45 minutes.

Enjoy your visit and feel free to pm me for any questions you may have. I get instant notifications about messages and usually have my phone in hand unless I'm at the spa LOL.

**AlexKx93** · 07-25-21 08:46

Originally Posted by Dugglc [View Original Post]

While you are correct that Kiko is not a provider, there is that rare occasion that she has. My first visit back at Mc they were busy and she came in my room to tell me that they were busy and asked if she would do. Hell yes you will do LOL. I had no idea who she was at that time. Just the most beautiful girl I had ever laid eyes on. 100% natural D cups, perfect nice round ass, and just purely stunning face. There are a very lucky few of us that have had the pleasure, but there are far more that have tried for years with no luck at all. Kiko is the Orlando unicorn. She is too busy with her duties in the spa to give you the service that she tries her best to make sure you have when you visit, so she rarely and I mean very rarely sees the customers. If she had the time to play in the ts and take care of you it would be an experience you would never forget and never top if you went to every spa in the country on daily visits. As beautiful as she is in her sexy little dresses, she is even more stunning in her birthday suit. Her BBJskills are off the charts, her body is perfection, and her dirty talking and performance are beyond amazing. She will scratch at your chest and tell you how big and strong you are, and make you truly believe that you are giving her the best sex she has ever had. She could easily make 100 k an hour and be the most famous porn star on the planet if she wanted. I don't believe for a second that she actually trains the girls though. If she did there would be a line a mile long down Colonial waiting to get in for the experience. She's that good.

Someone here said that, while her looks are definitely top, her performance was rather lackluster. He said you will regret not taking one of the other girls instead.

Don't get me wrong though, I'd still hit even if she laid there like a dead fish.