Massage Parlor Reports

**CivilBeast** · 07-24-21 02:32

Full moon Friday night and decided to try and pull off a double handy. First stop Asian West. Nothing. Drove through the parking lot and didn't see a bit of neon. Maybe they closed early.

Next stop Kungfu. Never been and the name itself is intimidating. Upstairs joint in the corner by the stairs of a shopping plaza in the heart of Westminster. Walked in looked down a hall of doors. Younger cute looking Asian girl comes out of the first door wearing jeans, a tucked in t-shirt and face mask folding a towel. Bad omen. Asks if I have appointment. Said no. She points to the sign on the wall. I listen for the telltale grunt of mongers as I read the menu. Don't hear a thing. Half hour I ask. No appointment she says. Thanks. I walk out.

Third stop Bamboo, also upstairs about a mile away. Read good things. As I park I see a dude walking down and another jumping out of his car headed for the door. Walk up and come to the double front doors propped wide open. Some dude is sitting on the red vinyl futon in crocs watching what sounds like a Shania Twain video on his phone and the dude that beat me up is paying mamasan. Mamasan hellos me and goes back to counting the dude's money. Stood there for a minute. Maybe he's paying in rupees and she's doing a conversion. Third monger comes out of the back buckling his pants and goes over to talk to mamasan. I bounce.

At this point think of going to Lucky Pavilion. Maybe drawing Rubi. She always talks me into CFS and puts on dramatic show. But then I remember the smell of tilapia leftovers someone was microwaving during my last visit and figure I'll give VIP a shot for the first time.

Drive back down a half mile and park. Looks like a potluck is winding down at the church next door. Almost closing time. I walk in and stand there for a minute. Nothing. I ring the bell. Nothing. I walk further into the bowels of this maze and out pops what appears to be the sole practitioner this evening. She's on speaker phone with another monger that sounds like he's in love with her. Has to see her tonight. Another monger wearing gym shorts and sandals appears out of a room and watches as she leads me down the hall. She takes me to the room as she says on speaker, we closed. Doors are drapes and almost transparent. She looks like she may have been a judo champion in her younger days but at least she's wearing a short dress and is showing cleavage. 30 for 30, she goes back to the counter. I get naked, stand up and see the other monger looking at me through the drape. She takes his money, he leaves. I hear her say come now to her paramour. I guess he talked her into it.

She comes back in as I'm face up and asks if I want a massage. No thanks. She whips off the towel and starts rubbing my flaccid cock and balls getting oil down into the taint. I start rubbing her ass. She's pretty meaty, not particularly pretty but has nice tits. She pulls one of them out and now I got my mouth on her tit and a hand on her crotch. She starts the jack hammer but I grab her wrist to slow her down. I think if I don't get COVID from this monger basted teat I'm immune. About to bust and I pull her close. She wipes up. Tip her forty on the way out and ask her with the universal sign-language of mongers if she gives BJs. She smiles, next time. Chinese? Her name is Lucky. Lucky on a full moon Friday night.

**HandyLover** · 07-24-21 00:58

Went to Miracle Foot on Bolsa and Lily (30's) answered the door wearing white skirt type outfit. Got in the room, toilet paper lined the face hole. Lily came in and asked for $40 for hh, I told her it's supposed to be $30, she said okay and then asked what I wanted. I signaled HJ, she wanted tip up front, based on comments here I said after, she said ok. Weak massage, started teasing within 5 minutes then flip soon after. Decent start on Jr but then the jackhammer began, I asked her to slow down. I only go for HJ, no extras, but I decided to ask how much for BJ, said $100, I said how about FS said $200! What the! Anyway, HE was okay, only allowed otc roaming, b-cups, done in 20 min, $40 tip and out. No personality. Will not see her again.

**TotalGrip** · 07-23-21 11:00

S H Health Center, Westminster.

Amy.

5'6" 140 lbs.

Early-50 yrs.

Walk on back. YES!

No teasing.

Complained about 40.

Flat, small, saggy, squishy boobs.

Dressed like an older realtor.

HJ was ok.

40 to house; 40 to provider.

Looks 3/10.

Massage 8/10.

HJ 5/10.

Nothing special: below average looks, body, extras. Massage was ok. Will not repeat.

**TotalGrip** · 07-23-21 10:53

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

A lot of those are just phone numbers of MPs. Almost all of the ads just say something along the lines of "Pretty girl. Call me for a date. ".

I'm having a hard time navigating as well.

**Dog777** · 07-22-21 23:15

Originally Posted by SunnyBeach42 [View Original Post]

Hey there! Long time lurker, hoping to get into it now.

So, I drove down to Lake Forest Drive in Laguna to find "109" but only found an "OC Massage" with a 104 number on it near Moulton. Then, a block over, right across from Shell is a 2nd floor Beauty Spa but nowhere a number 109 or even 107 which I've seen recently crop up. Am I completely in the wrong place?

Sorry. As a first timer, I was not comfortable just walking into places quite yet. . .

107 and 109 are net to each other Pick a door same girls. See Kat or Zoe.

**OcHobby949** · 07-22-21 18:49

Door: . 45.

Tip. 80.

Saw Makela today in LF at 11X. Sexy young twenty something Viet girl with a nice booty and naturals. Rubba-tug-tug HE. Will visit this sweetly again. Treat her well, don't ruin it.

**Grimmy23** · 07-22-21 17:25

Originally Posted by ArchOwl [View Original Post]

Not under Services. It's under Mayores de edad Personales at the bottom.

There's another Spanish soccer-centric free newsletter in OC that has personals in the back too, can't remember the name of it but they also put up scans of their paper online.

A lot of those are just phone numbers of MPs. Almost all of the ads just say something along the lines of "Pretty girl. Call me for a date. ".

**ArchOwl** · 07-22-21 15:59

Originally Posted by MrPlumber [View Original Post]

Bronco, you're referring to the paper version of El Clasificado? I don't see personal ads or anything under Servicios in the online version.

Thanks.

Plumber.

Not under Services. It's under Mayores de edad Personales at the bottom.

There's another Spanish soccer-centric free newsletter in OC that has personals in the back too, can't remember the name of it but they also put up scans of their paper online.

**QuickOne** · 07-22-21 13:02

Stopped by Rejuvenation a few weeks back. Located in a tired medical complex. The place is a one woman show so I always call to make sure she is available. The massage table does not have a face hole so that could be uncomfortable to some. Lots of mirrors on the walls makes the view very enjoyable. "Cindy" is a fit Viet with big boobs and super soft skin. She is fun and willing to try fun stuff. (roleplay, prostate, measuring), though I can't really remember what her massage skills were like. She is fun and worth it for the regular house / HJ fee.

**Mr Plumber** · 07-22-21 08:43

Originally Posted by Bronco [View Original Post]

That's why if you speak Spanish the latinas on El Classificado in LA or Santa Ana are a good value. Average looks, fast CBJ, bend them over fast k9, 50-60 total 20 min.

Bronco, you're referring to the paper version of El Clasificado? I don't see personal ads or anything under Servicios in the online version.

Thanks.

Plumber.

**LVB808** · 07-21-21 18:36

Originally Posted by JohnB3411 [View Original Post]

It will be my first time heading over to F&C in westminster. Any suggestions for the hottest one there?? Pm me.

As Slammer says, Lucy. I'm pretty sure you'd be hard pressed to find anyone on here who would classify any of the pros at this location as "hot", but when it comes to service, Lucy is definitely the best here and better than most hotties out there as well. She'll take good care of you and then some.

**Slammer6008** · 07-21-21 18:19

Originally Posted by JohnB3411 [View Original Post]

It will be my first time heading over to F&C in westminster. Any suggestions for the hottest one there?? Pm me.

Yeah Lucy.

**JohnB3411** · 07-21-21 18:13

It will be my first time heading over to F&C in westminster. Any suggestions for the hottest one there?? Pm me.

**Qeast** · 07-21-21 17:26

Originally Posted by LiftHerUp [View Original Post]

Right. Deaths. So far, no determination of murder. https://www.ocregister.com/2015/09/0...he-crosshairs/.

Lift Her Up.

https://www.latimes.com/socal/daily-...h-a-rocky-past

Here is a link to the actual article. When the link was first posted on this thread, the thing that struck me was that the article was 17 paragraphs long; only 4 paragraphs dealt with the deaths -- and that was just a pivot to discuss the city's "concerns" with the locations (as detailed in OCRegister story).

BTW. The original article mentioned "toxicology" reports; and another thread participant indicated others on site shared it was an OD.