Massage Parlor Reports

[Smashing1979]

Was in the area and noticed a posting on the door, ordered closed by the township fire marshal. Hopefully they get it worked out.

No coincidence that several of the spas in the area are shut down or "undergoing renovations" or your favorite provider disappeared or is "on vacation. " I have heard through the rumor mill that a lot of these places have been under "random" inspections to see if any shadiness is going on. Those providers who have suspect paperwork or licenses are laying low or moved somewhere else. Some Businesses known for offering extras are also waiting until the heat dies down. Just be careful out there. Last thing you want to happen is an "inspection" suddenly underway while you're in the middle of a happy ending haha.

[FunkFish]

Was in the area and noticed a posting on the door, ordered closed by the township fire marshal. Hopefully they get it worked out.

[Shrekr]

Jesus Christ. If that's the thrill for you just get married. You will have a lifetime of not being sure if you will ever get it again.

One of the best quips I have read on this site. ROFL.

[ED Pills]

The question / lack of being sure can add to the experience. If I just wanted sex, I'd just date someone, but the experience of not being absolutely sure as to what you're getting or if you will even get anything is part of the fun.

Jesus Christ. If that's the thrill for you just get married. You will have a lifetime of not being sure if you will ever get it again.

[AverageJake]

Went to see her for the first time today. I am a little older than she is (she's late 40), but I think she is pretty attractive. She's in good shape and is extremely nice; effects of gravity don't bother me. The reports on service are accurate. Massage not great, but solid price. Left. 7. Only negative for me is that it took awhile to schedule and her client volume. I will most likely repeat.

[Vajuxo]

Did a stop here the other day. Only one girl working. Sofia. Shitty massage and the masks need to fucking come off. But she let me play with the girls and I left happy. I got the impression more could be had, but we'll see.

I finally made it here, arriving after the dinner hour and had a similar experience.

Place was deserted, name Salah (sp? I would say 6, but might be influenced by how nice she was, more likely a 4.

Decent massage, made obvious that I would leave happy pretty early on.

Salah let the puppies out on flip, made sure I knew it was OK to engage with them.

Otherwise liberal with OTC.

No rush, flip was a full half hour.

I was certain that she was going to finish the session in French, but it just did not happen.

Standard hour house fee plus 2 Jacks and a Ham.

No hurry to return, would consider stopping if in area.

[BrandoM]

If it's FS you're looking for why not just go to an escort? Jump over to the escort forum and do some reading. There's plenty of reviews and links there so you can have a high degree of confidence that she'll be legit.

Unless you're in the market for a half assed massage to go with the FS.

But hey, you do you. I'm just not willing to put in multiple visits to get something that she may not give anyway.

The question / lack of being sure can add to the experience. If I just wanted sex, I'd just date someone, but the experience of not being absolutely sure as to what you're getting or if you will even get anything is part of the fun.

[Mr Regular]

I've gotten positives and negatives about her looks. I've been doing this long enough to know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. For me personally some mongers have raved about a girls looks and then she ends up not being not that great. So to each his own. I can be picky so I try to stay with the younger girls from the bikini type massage places that offer hj's. To each his own. Everyone has different taste.

Last question- does Breeze do BBFS? Pm is fine.

She rarely does FS, and the few that did experience it, those few said the same thing, for example see post #21833, the experience couldn't be described more accurate:

She's so old news on this forum, so enough said about her, so just go see her, she's still the cheapest around, & you won't spend much $ in any case, no matter what you get from her?

[Mister Paul]

I heard that Sonia is back. Can anyone confirm?

[JoeyRamone]

Fellow Mongers.

I'm relatively new to this game. While I have used legit massage for 20+ years as a means to aid my occupation, the COVID re-opening came with some additional needs. My question is, what is an expected hit / miss ratio for having exceptional experiences? I've followed reviews here and elsewhere, but the results have been disappointing. I've had some good experiences at HJ places, but my forays into FS spots have been 0/4. I am definitely not expecting GFE, but a good roll in the hay with a body that has some appeal. I understand the idea of finding a provider and repeating; how many times will I need to roll the dice to find that?

If it's FS you're looking for why not just go to an escort? Jump over to the escort forum and do some reading. There's plenty of reviews and links there so you can have a high degree of confidence that she'll be legit.

Unless you're in the market for a half assed massage to go with the FS.

But hey, you do you. I'm just not willing to put in multiple visits to get something that she may not give anyway.

[BigBootyFan]

Her body is in very good shape for her age of almost 50.

Large chest, mainly flat stomach, decent sized butt for older white lady.

She does not wear any makeup for session.

I've gotten positives and negatives about her looks. I've been doing this long enough to know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. For me personally some mongers have raved about a girls looks and then she ends up not being not that great. So to each his own. I can be picky so I try to stay with the younger girls from the bikini type massage places that offer hj's. To each his own. Everyone has different taste.

Last question- does Breeze do BBFS? Pm is fine.

[Mr Regular]

I was talking to a buddy of mine yesterday, who shares the plaza with Bella.

He said that they were raided last week, I searched local new listings, but cannot find anything to support that.

INTERESTING?? Called Bella Touch, they claimed their temporally closed for renovations, and will re-open in a couple days?

Also, and about Yoko from Famous Shiatsu working at Bella, I was also told she's now on vacation for about 10 days, & will return?

Any more thoughts or facts out there about the alleged bust, and / or could it relate to this claim of a temporary closing & re-opening?

[TullyBlanchard]

I'm not so sure about that! If done in the right way, it can cure all sorts of ailments!

A prostate massage cured my tinnitus.

[Shawtren]

Pretty sure prostate massage won't help your back.

I'm not so sure about that! If done in the right way, it can cure all sorts of ailments!

[TeeTime69]

Any one seen this one and willing to offer a review? PM's are fine.

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Edwynab1

Thanks, JK.

Rarely are their Ads current or with the gals knowledge.